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wait what, you can upload books here?
implying y'all chud pissbaby nazi incels can even read lmao stick to your sexless infographics about the greedy people are evil because they are successful and don't go around blaming others for their own setbacks...
Gemtastic, we want more!
Reads more like a captain underpants book than a magazine. Makes you look immature and unprofessional. Also congrats on finding Hydeson.
I didn't realize someone has been posting my 'zine to the booru, thank you uploader
IV'd
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noon fascism
Another gemmyzillian victory
Me
Kalergist cringe, the south is my country!
>o sul e meu pais
>veio pra regiao em 1980 e nem sulista e
>e 80% africano e 20% ominidio nao identificado
>consertesa nao e um gaucho ou um sulista
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@Chud:
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YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL SOYBOORU USER. YOU HAVE NO FUNNY OR INTERESTING QUALITIES, YOU HAVE NO TALENTS, YOU ARE A CRUDE MOCKERY OF A GOOD NAMEflamboyant person. YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE DAY SPAMMING AND SAMEflamboyant personGING WITH YOUR DISORD XISTERS OVER ONE SINGULAR NAMEflamboyant person.
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YOUR EXTREME OBSESSION REVEALS YOUR INNER INSECURITIES. YOU PROJECT YOUR PORN ADDICTION ONTO EVERY PERSON ON THIS SITE. NOBODY LIKES YOUR OBNOXIOUS SPAM. IN THE REAL WORLD, YOUR
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HOUSE IS CRUMBLING UNDER YOUR WEIGHT. THE STICKS, CORRUGATED STEEL, AND COW DUNG THAT YOUR HOME IS CRUDELY COMPRISED OF IS DECOMPOSING AND CRACKING BY THE WEIGHT OF YOUR FAT VANTABLACK BODY.
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YOUR MOTHER LOOKS AWAY AND CRIES WHEN SHE SEES YOUR GREASY PIMPLE-RIDDEN FACE. YOU TRY TO CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT YOUR FAVORITE ugly personSLOP VIDEO GAME IS "gemmy", WHEN YOU KNOW THAT
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IT IS PURE noonSLUDGE. YOUR ENTIRE VILLAGE WORKS WITH ALL THEIR MIGHT, JUST SO YOU CAN STUFF YOUR FAT FUCKING noonLIPS WITH GOYSLOP IMPORTED FROM ISRAEL. YOU IMMIGRATED FROM
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THE SCHLOG, A WEBSITE REPLETE WITH DISCORD INTERFERENCE. YOU ARE AN INSULT TO SOYBOORU ITSELF. YOU WILL NEVER BE A NAMEflamboyant person.
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You better put some fresh batteries in your smoke detector before I push a stick of dynamite into your sweaty black fat rolls and set it on fire, flamboyant person.
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korg's ancestors
4 jimbraps
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@Chud: [h1][bluetext]STAND BACK, BEAST! Z ALLIANCE IS FORMED! ALL OF Z'S ENEMIES WILL FALL, AND THEY WILL ALL DIE!
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I AM SMOKE, I AM SQUIDWARD, I AM A SAMURAI OF CORY, I AM... TREVOR!
AND, YOU, RIDICULOUS CREATURE, WILL DIE![/bluetext][/h1]
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GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL
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WE ARE THE DISCIPLES OF THE Z
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@Chud: [h1][bluetext]STAND BACK, BEAST! Z ALLIANCE IS FORMED! ALL OF Z'S ENEMIES WILL FALL, AND THEY WILL ALL DIE!
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I AM SMOKE, I AM SQUIDWARD, I AM A SAMURAI OF CORY, I AM... TREVOR!
AND, YOU, RIDICULOUS CREATURE, WILL DIE![/bluetext][/h1]
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GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL
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begraben
Funny, he look exactly like
JIMBO
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@trevor:
WHO THE FUCK SAID THIS SWARTHY KURDRAQI SPECIMEN WAS ALLOWED TO HAVE A SAY ON THIS BOORU?
LET'S FACE THE FUCKING TRUTH: NO FUCKING CUNT WANTS YOU ON THIS SITE SO YOU MIGHT AS FUCK OFF AND SHALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA TO WHATEVER OVERCROWDED SLUM raisinHOLE YOU CAME FROM AND STILL DWELL IN, OH WAIT I FORGOT HES GETTING FREE ACCOMODATION IN A 5 STAR HOTEL WHILE BEING HERE ILLEGALLY! IS THIS THE CUNT YOU WANT ON YOUR STREETS? AND THIS IS ALSO WHILE LARPING AS A WHITE A10 BLONDE gemmy GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS MORE MISERABLE THAN WHAT I CAN IMAGINE: YOUR ONLY COPING STRATEGY IS TO CALL EVERYONE A flamboyant person AND NO FUCKING WONDER YOU ARE THE VILE UGLYCREATURE KNOWN AS "TREVOR"
>On the first fart of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A squeaky fart beneath the tree! On the second fart of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Two silent but deadly, And a squeaky fart beneath the tree! On the third fart of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Three stinky puffs, Two silent but deadly, And a squeaky fart beneath the tree! On the fourth fart of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Four juicy toots, Three stinky puffs, Two silent but deadly, And a squeaky fart beneath the tree! On the fifth fart of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Five golden "Pffffts!" Four juicy toots, Three stinky puffs, Two silent but deadly, And a squeaky fart beneath the tree! On the sixth fart of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Six farting dancers, Five golden "Pffffts!" Four juicy toots, Three stinky puffs, Two silent but deadly, And a squeaky fart beneath the tree! On the seventh fart of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Seven whoopee cushions, Six farting dancers, Five golden "Pffffts!" Four juicy toots, Three stinky puffs, Two silent but deadly, And a squeaky fart beneath the tree! On the eighth fart of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Eight people gagging, Seven whoopee cushions, Six farting dancers, Five golden "Pffffts!" Four juicy toots, Three stinky puffs, Two silent but deadly, And a squeaky fart beneath the tree! On the ninth fart of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nine belly rumbles, Eight people gagging, Seven whoopee cushions, Six farting dancers, Five golden "Pffffts!" Four juicy toots, Three stinky puffs, Two silent but deadly, And a squeaky fart beneath the tree! On the tenth fart of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Ten awkward giggles, Nine belly rumbles, Eight people gagging, Seven whoopee cushions, Six farting dancers, Five golden "Pffffts!" Four juicy toots, Three stinky puffs, Two silent but deadly, And a squeaky fart beneath the tree! On the eleventh fart of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Eleven days of smelly shoes, Ten awkward giggles, Nine belly rumbles, Eight people gagging, Seven whoopee cushions, Six farting dancers, Five golden "Pffffts!" Four juicy toots, Three stinky puffs, Two silent but deadly, And a squeaky fart beneath the tree! On the twelfth fart of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Twelve hours of tootin', Eleven days of smelly shoes, Ten awkward giggles, Nine belly rumbles, Eight people gagging, Seven whoopee cushions, Six farting dancers, Five golden "Pffffts!" Four juicy toots, Three stinky puffs, Two silent but deadly, And a squeaky fart beneath the tree!
@NumberGOD: calm
Trevor stole christmas.
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can you do boer war next?
High effort gemerald
Gemerald
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jimbrap getting beheaded
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^ wipes while standing up
@epx7fclhdrp: >wipes sitting down
@epx7fclhdrp: I don't know what he said
@emerald: IQ: Infinite
I do this
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puppetjakking will catch on
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@Dunchenman: Called me a metaldiddy
@MenstrualCykill: why do you hate me doe
@soycheckmark: Lowkey just a special
@MenstrualCykill: throwing stones from glass houses
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MAWTINI, MAWTINI, JADDATUNA JADDATUNA, FI HULAQ, FI HULAQ. WAL HAYATU WAL NISALU, FI HAWAQ, FI HAWAQ.
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YOU SOYTAN GOONER, YOU FPE LOVER, YOU BRIMCOAL POSTER, YOU SOYBOY, YOU LITTLE MUTT, YOU LITTLE smelly person, I HAVE WON EVERY DEBATE AGAINST YOU, YET YOU KEEP GASSING UP THE COMMENTS WITH YOUR STINKY LITTLE OBSESSED BRAPS
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[h1][rainbow][redtext]I AM SMOKE, I AM SQUIDWARD, I AM A SAMURAI OF CORY, I AM
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jimbrap
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POV: you implied there are two American continents
jimbrap
Mexilards when you remind them that aztecs were specialed savages who killed their own people and got btfo'd by spainardgemmys
Mexitards when you tell them their the noons of Latin America and will never be white
SoyBooru
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kiss yourself ugly personsoy