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Garf: gem
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Slvt4BIBISI:
>Schlog in the big '25 :wilted_rose::wilted_rose:
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isaacAR8: Ban all schlognoons so they don't keep spreading their autism
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XXX_YAKUBSGRAFTINGDESCENDANT_XXX: @isaacAR8: I agree SO MUCH, i have lots of experince with Schlogchads and only 10% of them are worth sparing (including me i'm selfish).
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Chud1: @isaacAR8:
including warrior-z, garf and some others that like that raisin
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Chud2: @Chud: can't ever forget jimbrap
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SanrioWABAG:
>Dad I can't take out the trash! I'm making 'jaks about my cyber-boogeymans to heckin' own them!
Post #100446
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antiswarthy: @SanrioWABAG: The problem was not about the action of taking the garbage out. It was about the contents of the trash.
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Warrior-Z: @antiswarthy: Isn't that the point of TAKING it out?
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Spanish_Chud: @isaacAR8: TSMT
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Chud3: antiswarthy
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Chud4(3):
>Obsessed!

>Waaaaaaah!

>Quit being a flamboyant person!

>Big meanie!

>Mindbroken!

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Chud5: @antiswarthy:
>Noooo guys you don't get it, it was the CONTENTSERINO of the bag that made my clitty leak

>refuses to respond to anyone who comments on the contents of the bag and how he's a massive pussy for specialing out over it
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SUPERNIGGA:
>specialing over taking out the trash

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antiswarthy: @Chud:
so you want me to touch my father's semen in a condom while taking out the garbage? diddyblud?
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Chud6:
>me touching the semen somehow like a special makes you a diddyblud ya kuch aur

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jimbo: @Chud: Post #122467
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Chud7(6): @Rape_children: hi antiswarthy
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antiswarthy: @Chud: shut the fuck up
@Rape_children: ban this noon
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Chud8(6): @antiswarthy:
>makes an alt

>NOW BAN IT

???
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Chud9(6): veryswarthy stop larping i know that's your alt why else would its first message be here
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antiswarthy: @Rape_children: shut the fuck up noon
stop trying to impersonate me
I know it's you, SanrioWABAG. I wouldn't me mentally handicapped enough to name my account "Rape_children".
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Chud10: @Chud: Post #122908
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Chud11: @Rape_children: Shut the fuck up you fat raisinskin. You will never be white. You are like a disgusting grubworm writhing in a puddle of ebola-contaminated vomit. Your mother views you as a waste of effort, money, and attention. You are a foul, disgusting, degenerate piece of garbage. Your life is meaningless. You serve no purpose. The world would be a better place without you.
kiss yourself.
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Chud12(10): @antiswarthy: i'm pretty sure that the people who spam "antiswarthy" everywhere are all from discord
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Chud13(6): @antiswarthy:
>instantly accuses the alt of "impersonating him" out of nowhere

yep issa proswarthy
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SanrioWABAG: @antiswarthy: geg rent free geg
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antiswarthy: @Baron_berserker: what is the purpose of this
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SanrioWABAG: @Rape_children:
>Rape_children
Are we deadass?
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Chud14(6): @SanrioWABAG: that's just antiswarthy
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antiswarthy: @Baron_berserker: why did you create an account
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jimbo: who the fuck is baron
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SanrioWABAG: @jimbo: antiswarthy
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jimbo: @SanrioWABAG: why would antiswarthy make an alt account
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SanrioWABAG: @jimbo: double the accounts, double the grooming!
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jimbo: @Rape_children: MODS BAN THIS diddyPHILIC ANTISWARTHY ALT
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cat: @Baron_berserker: shut up flamboyant person
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tvrkicwvrriorforyuo: We need to blacklist diddynoon words and key words in usernames.

"Rape" should be BLACKLISTED already.

"Children" HELL NO. BLACKLIST IT JANNIES.
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Chud15: @Rape_children:
'Z
 RAPE THIS diddy AND BAN HIM
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jimbo: @Baron_berserker: why did you name yourself "rape_children"?
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jimbo: @Baron_berserker: Post #122467
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SUPERNIGGA: Moooooooooooods ban baron and rape_children.
Btw reply with anything like "don't forget antiswarthy, those accounts are his alts" if it's actually your alts
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Chud16(10): @jimbo: ^ rapes pigs
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tvrkicwvrriorforyuo: Who is baron berserker?
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Colorlesspy: @Rape_children:
>I'm sorry for thinking it was cool
Which hell do you even come from, noonfarms or xitter? tf made you think that was a cool username
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Chud17(6): @Chud: why would he ban antiswarthy? Warrior-P needs obedient bootlickers around him at all times and thats why he kept around entiral the 'p drawing noon for a month until he was forced to ban him but still passed it off as a voluntarily departure geg
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jimbo: @Chud: ^ rapes kids
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Garf: @SUPERferret: the incompetent noon jannies of this website don't wake up for another 5 hours, don't you know?
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Colorlesspy: @tvrkicwvrriorforyuo: the one who made that account
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Chud18: @Rape_children: @Rape_children: @Rape_children: @Rape_children: @Rape_children: @Rape_children: @Rape_children: @Rape_children: antiswarthy's alt award
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Chud19(10): @jimbo: ^ rapes babies
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tvrkicwvrriorforyuo: @jimbo: ^ jimbo's favorite activity
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jimbo: @Garf: they should literally just make me or you janny or just anyone else who's actually active cause this is pathetic
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cat: @Garf: they should make me a janny tbh
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tvrkicwvrriorforyuo: because jimbo is a raisinskin
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jimbo: @Chud: ^ rapes fetuses
@tvrkicwvrriorforyuo: projection
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Garf: @cat: they should replace the entire fucking janny team none of them even use this fucking website
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tvrkicwvrriorforyuo: @Garf: we need a bad sleeping routine janny that is at the gmt +3 or eastern europe times

like me, i can be janny
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cat: @Garf: tsmt, Musspecial told me most approvers just approve their raisin or something
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jimbo: @Garf: remove everybody but z
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Colorlesspy: If I become a janny I promise for less than a hour waiting time for post approval, and every diddy will be ACK'd
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Garf: @cat: maybe he should do something about it the holy fuck
even the terminally online flamboyant person warrior-poop isn't ever fucking approving
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jimbo: @Colorlesspy:
YOU GOT MY VOTE TVRKIndo-Aryan
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Chud20(10): @Chud: chud18 rapes monkeys
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Colorlesspy: @jimbo: no moar brothar wars or something
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SUPERNIGGA: @Garf:
Post #116207
It's a sad state of affairs man
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Garf: @jimbo: honestly I'm fine with colorless being a janny even though I don't like him. it's better than having jannies that visit the site once every 5 weeks to approve their own post and nothing else
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Chud21(6): @Garf: remove nobody except p
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jimbo: @Garf: tsmt, idrc who gets janny as long as they're active and actually fucking conpetent.
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jimbo: @jimbo: competent*
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cat: @Garf: at least he approves raisin kek
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Garf: janny magically woke up now that we're all complaining, so weird.
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SUPERNIGGA: @Garf: GEEEEEEEEG
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SUPERNIGGA: I've thought about trying to become a janny but I don't really know how I'd go about doing so and I don't think I'm that much of a no life
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jimbo: @Garf: you interrupted their goonsesh
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Garf: @SUPERferret: According to soysneed we have enough jannies and they aren't accepting applications until they need it
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jimbo: @Garf: holy fail
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cat: @Garf: how many are there? I bet most of them barely ever use the site
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Garf: @cat: at least 15
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H3K: I should be a janny since I visit this site often.
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Garf: @Garf: the 'ki soybooru users page has 15 people with the approver role, and that page is outdated
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jimbo: @SUPERferret: be offline for 23 1/2 hours of the entire day and you're hired
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antiswarthy: @Garf: 90% of them only approve once in two weeks btw
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tvrkicwvrriorforyuo: @jimbo: what the fuck what do you mean

do we stay 11 hours on soybooru?
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jimbo: @tvrkicwvrriorforyuo: the joke is that jannies are barely active and only show up like once a day to approve the sloppiest raisin imaginable
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Garf: @tvrkicwvrriorforyuo: special
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H3K: @tvrkicwvrriorforyuo:
>what the fuck what do you mean

<didn't get the joke space

>do we stay 11 hours on soybooru?

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Chud22: @SUPERferret:if you are terminally online and have no life outside the 'ru and sharty you can become a janny too
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H3K: @Chud:
>terminally online

Post #117994
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antiswarthy: @Garf: It would be so nice if I could be a janny. I would delete all of the spammy post like the nurse mouse or the raisinty nuvariants.
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H3K: @antiswarthy: Nuvariants are good doe.
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jimbo: @antiswarthy: erm how about no
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antiswarthy: @H3K: I'm talking about things like gapealien or lennonjak. Nobody will ever use them and they just flood the site with raisin. I might delete all of GemersonLakeAndPalmer's flagspam posts too since they're completely useless.
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antiswarthy: @jimbo: what would you do if you were an approver
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Teasuck: @antiswarthy: Lennonjak is an eternal gem, if you delete it you're deleting high quality content
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antiswarthy: @Teasuck: But it was spammed by a 'cord server.
Do you like lennonjak ironically or do you like that fucking variant seriously?
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Garf: it's all so tiresome
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SUPERNIGGA: @antiswarthy: Yeah I'd like to see antiswarthy as a janny.
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Garf: @SUPERferret: I second this
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jimbo: @antiswarthy: i'd actually approve every post (except coaly ones) and not keep people waiting
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Chud23(6): @antiswarthy:
Post #92474
YWNBAJ
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Broly_tht: @SUPERferret: Not now
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Chud24(6): antiswarthy2
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Chud25: Post #118429
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Chud26(6): @Chud:
>every1 be jimbo'z n sheeeei-*BRRRRAAAAAAAAP*
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antiswarthy: @Chud:

HERE'S THE STORY OF THE FAT AUTISTIC noon NAMED JIMBO


On September 11, 2001, a fat gypsy trans womxn forced a cat to fuck xer disgusting rotting axewound. Only five months later, Jimbo Mopupu Shekelberg was born.


Unfortunately, xe was not wanted by xis trxns womxn mother, and was dropped into a toilet and flushed. Thankfully, the roaches and wasps took care of Jimbo.


They fed him the crumbly trimmings of Arab fatbergs, and at the age of 8, xe came up to the surface for the first time. Xe immediately acquired a porn addiction and gooned every single chance xe got.


At the age of 23, xe found out about the soysphere, and fell in love with it immediately. Xe then forced xis ugly personslop 24/7 and leaked on every single post.


And here xe is today, being an OBSESSED flamboyant person!


kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself


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YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL SOYBOORU USER. YOU HAVE NO FUNNY OR INTERESTING QUALITIES, YOU HAVE NO TALENTS, YOU ARE A CRUDE MOCKERY OF A GOOD NAMEflamboyant person. YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE DAY SPAMMING AND SAMEflamboyant personGING WITH YOUR DISORD XISTERS OVER ONE SINGULAR NAMEflamboyant person. YOUR EXTREME OBSESSION REVEALS YOUR INNER INSECURITIES. YOU PROJECT YOUR PORN ADDICTION ONTO EVERY PERSON ON THIS SITE. NOBODY LIKES YOUR OBNOXIOUS SPAM. IN THE REAL WORLD, YOUR HOUSE IS CRUMBLING UNDER YOUR WEIGHT. THE STICKS, CORRUGATED STEEL, AND COW DUNG THAT YOUR HOME IS CRUDELY COMPRISED OF IS DECOMPOSING AND CRACKING BY THE WEIGHT OF YOUR FAT VANTABLACK BODY. YOUR MOTHER LOOKS AWAY AND CRIES WHEN SHE SEES YOUR GREASY PIMPLE-RIDDEN FACE. YOU TRY TO CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT YOUR FAVORITE ugly personSLOP VIDEO GAME IS "Indo-Aryan", WHEN YOU KNOW THAT IT IS PURE noonSLUDGE. YOUR ENTIRE VILLAGE WORKS WITH ALL THEIR MIGHT, JUST SO YOU CAN STUFF YOUR FAT FUCKING noonLIPS WITH GOYSLOP IMPORTED FROM ISRAEL. YOU IMMIGRATED FROM THE SCHLOG, A WEBSITE REPLETE WITH DISCORD INTERFERENCE. YOU ARE AN INSULT TO SOYBOORU ITSELF. YOU WILL NEVER BE A NAMEflamboyant person.

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aidenator5: twitxx
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Chud27(6): @antiswarthy: quit bouncing on Warrior-P's TBP lil nigguh manez
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antiswarthy: @Chud:

HERE'S THE STORY OF THE FAT AUTISTIC noon NAMED JIMBO


On September 11, 2001, a fat gypsy trans womxn forced a cat to fuck xer disgusting rotting axewound. Only five months later, Jimbo Mopupu Shekelberg was born.


Unfortunately, xe was not wanted by xis trxns womxn mother, and was dropped into a toilet and flushed. Thankfully, the roaches and wasps took care of Jimbo.


They fed him the crumbly trimmings of Arab fatbergs, and at the age of 8, xe came up to the surface for the first time. Xe immediately acquired a porn addiction and gooned every single chance xe got.


At the age of 23, xe found out about the soysphere, and fell in love with it immediately. Xe then forced xis ugly personslop 24/7 and leaked on every single post.


And here xe is today, being an OBSESSED flamboyant person!


kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself


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YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL SOYBOORU USER. YOU HAVE NO FUNNY OR INTERESTING QUALITIES, YOU HAVE NO TALENTS, YOU ARE A CRUDE MOCKERY OF A GOOD NAMEflamboyant person. YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE DAY SPAMMING AND SAMEflamboyant personGING WITH YOUR DISORD XISTERS OVER ONE SINGULAR NAMEflamboyant person. YOUR EXTREME OBSESSION REVEALS YOUR INNER INSECURITIES. YOU PROJECT YOUR PORN ADDICTION ONTO EVERY PERSON ON THIS SITE. NOBODY LIKES YOUR OBNOXIOUS SPAM. IN THE REAL WORLD, YOUR HOUSE IS CRUMBLING UNDER YOUR WEIGHT. THE STICKS, CORRUGATED STEEL, AND COW DUNG THAT YOUR HOME IS CRUDELY COMPRISED OF IS DECOMPOSING AND CRACKING BY THE WEIGHT OF YOUR FAT VANTABLACK BODY. YOUR MOTHER LOOKS AWAY AND CRIES WHEN SHE SEES YOUR GREASY PIMPLE-RIDDEN FACE. YOU TRY TO CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT YOUR FAVORITE ugly personSLOP VIDEO GAME IS "Indo-Aryan", WHEN YOU KNOW THAT IT IS PURE noonSLUDGE. YOUR ENTIRE VILLAGE WORKS WITH ALL THEIR MIGHT, JUST SO YOU CAN STUFF YOUR FAT FUCKING noonLIPS WITH GOYSLOP IMPORTED FROM ISRAEL. YOU IMMIGRATED FROM THE SCHLOG, A WEBSITE REPLETE WITH DISCORD INTERFERENCE. YOU ARE AN INSULT TO SOYBOORU ITSELF. YOU WILL NEVER BE A NAMEflamboyant person.

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Chud28(6): @antiswarthy: "KEEP TAKING RRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZ" ahh
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antiswarthy: @Chud:

HERE'S THE STORY OF THE FAT AUTISTIC noon NAMED JIMBO


On September 11, 2001, a fat gypsy trans womxn forced a cat to fuck xer disgusting rotting axewound. Only five months later, Jimbo Mopupu Shekelberg was born.


Unfortunately, xe was not wanted by xis trxns womxn mother, and was dropped into a toilet and flushed. Thankfully, the roaches and wasps took care of Jimbo.


They fed him the crumbly trimmings of Arab fatbergs, and at the age of 8, xe came up to the surface for the first time. Xe immediately acquired a porn addiction and gooned every single chance xe got.


At the age of 23, xe found out about the soysphere, and fell in love with it immediately. Xe then forced xis ugly personslop 24/7 and leaked on every single post.


And here xe is today, being an OBSESSED flamboyant person!


kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself


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YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL SOYBOORU USER. YOU HAVE NO FUNNY OR INTERESTING QUALITIES, YOU HAVE NO TALENTS, YOU ARE A CRUDE MOCKERY OF A GOOD NAMEflamboyant person. YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE DAY SPAMMING AND SAMEflamboyant personGING WITH YOUR DISORD XISTERS OVER ONE SINGULAR NAMEflamboyant person. YOUR EXTREME OBSESSION REVEALS YOUR INNER INSECURITIES. YOU PROJECT YOUR PORN ADDICTION ONTO EVERY PERSON ON THIS SITE. NOBODY LIKES YOUR OBNOXIOUS SPAM. IN THE REAL WORLD, YOUR HOUSE IS CRUMBLING UNDER YOUR WEIGHT. THE STICKS, CORRUGATED STEEL, AND COW DUNG THAT YOUR HOME IS CRUDELY COMPRISED OF IS DECOMPOSING AND CRACKING BY THE WEIGHT OF YOUR FAT VANTABLACK BODY. YOUR MOTHER LOOKS AWAY AND CRIES WHEN SHE SEES YOUR GREASY PIMPLE-RIDDEN FACE. YOU TRY TO CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT YOUR FAVORITE ugly personSLOP VIDEO GAME IS "Indo-Aryan", WHEN YOU KNOW THAT IT IS PURE noonSLUDGE. YOUR ENTIRE VILLAGE WORKS WITH ALL THEIR MIGHT, JUST SO YOU CAN STUFF YOUR FAT FUCKING noonLIPS WITH GOYSLOP IMPORTED FROM ISRAEL. YOU IMMIGRATED FROM THE SCHLOG, A WEBSITE REPLETE WITH DISCORD INTERFERENCE. YOU ARE AN INSULT TO SOYBOORU ITSELF. YOU WILL NEVER BE A NAMEflamboyant person.

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aidenator5: @antiswarthy: thats basically the story of twitxx doe
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Chud29: @antiswarthy someone clitty is leaking
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