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11183: angry bloodshot_eyes brainlet butthurt_belt closed_mouth crying estonia europe flag:estonia flag:latvia flag:lithuania flag:poland flag:ukraine glasses holy_trinity latvia lithuania meta:trinity multiple_soyjaks mustache open_mouth poland soyjak star stretched_mouth stubble text trinity ukraine variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:cryboy_soyjak variant:gapejak variant:soyak
angry bloodshot_eyes brainlet butthurt_belt closed_mouth crying estonia europe flag:estonia flag:latvia flag:lithuania flag:poland flag:ukraine glasses holy_trinity latvia lithuania meta:trinity multiple_soyjaks mustache open_mouth poland soyjak star stretched_mouth stubble text trinity ukraine variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:cryboy_soyjak variant:gapejak variant:soyak // 1200x1600 // 341.8KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
arm arm_chair bald belt belt_buckle cartoon chair closed_mouth clothes discord family_guy fat full_body glasses looking_up peter_griffin remote shoe soyjak stubble text tshirt variant:soyak white_shirt white_skin
avatar Chud - Reply
animal bloodshot_eyes country countrywar crying double_chin ear flag flag:russia hanging its_over oink open_mouth pig red_eyes rope russia small_eyes snout soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble subvariant:massjak subvariant:wholesome_soyjak suicide text tongue variant:bernd variant:gapejak yellow_teeth
avatar Chud - Reply
#SlavaAIDS!!
#SlavaHIV
!!
avatar Chud - Reply
Slava Ukraine! Slava african migrants!
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: gemmiest comment under this post
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: thx
avatar Pico - Reply
I miss when there was only chuds
avatar Pico - Reply
kiss yourself nameflamboyant persons
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@Pico: Ev&oe you are also a nameflamboyant person
avatar Pico - Reply
@Dunchenman: Keyed.
124153: bed book doll glasses grandpa happy kid meta:not_oc nazism nigga_thats_nuts old plush smile squirreljak tank trend:squirreljakking variant:chudjak variant:feraljak wholesome
bed book doll glasses grandpa happy kid meta:not_oc nazism nigga_thats_nuts old plush smile squirreljak tank trend:squirreljakking variant:chudjak variant:feraljak wholesome // 1200x626 // 80.3KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Cute and wholesome. But what is the dad reading for him?
avatar OneThousandAndOneSoyBeans - Reply
@Chud: Mein Kampf
avatar Teasuck - Reply
@Chud: The Turner Diaries
avatar Chud2 - Reply
"Oy vey, I never agreed to pay you for removing the rat infestation!"
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@Chud: The Diary of a Young Girl
avatar Chud4 - Reply
@Chud: The soytan rape comic because he's a ugly person jartychad in disguise truing to epi poor little chuddy
avatar Chud5 - Reply
Wholesomerald
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
happy
62771: frank_grimes ias the_simpsons variant:chudjak
frank_grimes ias the_simpsons variant:chudjak // 1196x900 // 87.4KB
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
ok
72933: five_nights_at_cobson's full_body redraw variant:impish_soyak_ears
five_nights_at_cobson's full_body redraw variant:impish_soyak_ears // 559x1024 // 92.7KB
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
gem if it wasn't anti-aliased
18712: adolf_hitler anime bbc night_of_nights rage_comic touhou variant:cobson video_game
adolf_hitler anime bbc night_of_nights rage_comic touhou variant:cobson video_game // 320x240, 199.2s // 10.2MB

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avatar Chud - Reply
FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK HITLEE FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria FUCK failed painter from Austria
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: no image fail
avatar El_troonspic - Reply
^ both are getting raped by bbc in the next panel
avatar Chud - Reply
coal
avatar Chud - Reply
YTPMV Gemmy
avatar Chud - Reply
Soybooru classic
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: ferret we get it you want to fuck failed painter from Austria but unfortunately he is dead so the only people that got to fuck failed painter from Austria were Eva Braun, allegedly his niece, and perhaps a multitude of unknown women.
avatar Chud - Reply
Eternal Gem
avatar Chud - Reply
Brimstone song
avatar Pico - Reply
I feel like there's some bumping I have to do just for people to remember what soyjaks can really be like

Here Is a random one I took on the very last few pages of the comments page
Poop and noons dying 2 3 kiss yourself janny reddit spacing won btw 88 Diddy
110868: beard blue_eyes canada cleft_chin clothes ear fixed flag:canada leaf lips nipple open_mouth smile stubble subvariant:canaryan subvariant:canuckmutt subvariant:impish_amerimutt teeth tshirt variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:pajeetjak yellow_hair
beard blue_eyes canada cleft_chin clothes ear fixed flag:canada leaf lips nipple open_mouth smile stubble subvariant:canaryan subvariant:canuckmutt subvariant:impish_amerimutt teeth tshirt variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:pajeetjak yellow_hair // 463x420 // 13.4KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
ugly grimstone
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
not greg
78082: angry big_lips blue_shirt cartoon crab eye_stalks eyelashes fat green_eyes mr_krabs nickelodeon pointy_nose red_skin spongebob_squarepants undershirt variant:meximutt
angry big_lips blue_shirt cartoon crab eye_stalks eyelashes fat green_eyes mr_krabs nickelodeon pointy_nose red_skin spongebob_squarepants undershirt variant:meximutt // 888x849 // 49.4KB
avatar niggy_teh-203 - Reply
>Dinero o algo
avatar Chud1 - Reply
>We crabs are fish spongeboy me bob
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Obsessed chumstone
avatar Albert - Reply
posted it again award
avatar Chud3 - Reply
Obsessed Planktonstone
avatar Chud4 - Reply
Obsessed plankstone
avatar Chud5 - Reply
clothes comic comic_sans glasses necktie scared series:soyjaks? soyjak soyjaks? speech_bubble stonetoss stubble subvariant:soyak_(concerned) text variant:soyak
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gemmy also
>Money money money o algo
11893: eyelids small_eyes smile soyjak stubble subvariant:massjak subvariant:wholesome_soyjak template variant:gapejak
eyelids small_eyes smile soyjak stubble subvariant:massjak subvariant:wholesome_soyjak template variant:gapejak // 600x600 // 8.6KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
I can make a better soyjak edit than this crap.
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
huh
155620: are_you_soying_what_im_soying artist:chauvin europe flag:france flag:german_empire flag:germany flag:holy_roman_empire flag:italy flag:portugal flag:russia flag:russian_empire flag:spain flag:spanish_empire flag:two_sicilies no_more_brother_wars smile variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak white_skin
are_you_soying_what_im_soying artist:chauvin europe flag:france flag:german_empire flag:germany flag:holy_roman_empire flag:italy flag:portugal flag:russia flag:russian_empire flag:spain flag:spanish_empire flag:two_sicilies no_more_brother_wars smile variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak white_skin // 6000x1597 // 1.2MB
avatar jewishautismaward78 - Reply
gem
99304: brown_hair drink feralteen glasses gray_eyes kroger shemmy shemmycuck smile soybooru soygem_party stubble variant:feraljak
brown_hair drink feralteen glasses gray_eyes kroger shemmy shemmycuck smile soybooru soygem_party stubble variant:feraljak // 781x800 // 175.3KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
YOUR SPLINTER IS FAKE AND homosexual
avatar 60percent - Reply
i dont even want to revert the tags on this noon
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Gem
avatar Pico - Reply
@60percent: you don't deserve to be approver then
77186: arm chair clothes computer glasses hand rolling_eyes screen soyjak stubble table template transparent_background variant:soyak
arm chair clothes computer glasses hand rolling_eyes screen soyjak stubble table template transparent_background variant:soyak // 452x363 // 72.5KB
avatar Albert - Reply
>ah sweet, another schizo thread
avatar Chud1 - Reply
when the sharty doesn't have black cocks on display
when the porn actor is a white "male" with a sub 1 inch pecker (98% of whitoids)
when the black baby pops out of a black woman's womb instead of a white woman's
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
When the 'ru is pure 'tism
143479: closed_mouth glasses gums looking_at_you series:skibidi_soyjaks shadow skibidi skibidi_toilet smile soyjak stretched_face stretched_mouth stretched_nose stubble subvariant:hornyson teeth toilet variant:cobson white_background
closed_mouth glasses gums looking_at_you series:skibidi_soyjaks shadow skibidi skibidi_toilet smile soyjak stretched_face stretched_mouth stretched_nose stubble subvariant:hornyson teeth toilet variant:cobson white_background // 1000x1494 // 32.4KB
avatar H3K - Reply
>BRRR SKIBIDI RAPE RAPE RAPE YES YES!!!
avatar Toilet-G - Reply
@H3K: This was inspired by your rapeson toilet post btw
avatar feraljockey - Reply
rapeson is my comfort character :3
avatar RisottoGOD - Reply
@feraljockey: keyed
avatar jimbo - Reply
@feraljockey: homosexual ahh
avatar trevor - Reply
^ recognized his own kind
avatar trevor - Reply
also this skibidi toilet post is
gemmy
avatar FreakyJimbo - Reply
^^^^^Got a
"groomed during 'hildhood by GoyimMod TF2 greedy persontubers award"
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@H3K: wtf
81129: 3soyjaks blue_eyes closed_mouth cute no_nose smile soyjak squishmallow stretched_mouth stubble trend:soyjak_trio variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak
3soyjaks blue_eyes closed_mouth cute no_nose smile soyjak squishmallow stretched_mouth stubble trend:soyjak_trio variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak // 706x498 // 100.5KB
avatar Pico - Reply
why
16227: calarts cartoon child clothes disney gideon glasses gravity_falls smile soyjak stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak
calarts cartoon child clothes disney gideon glasses gravity_falls smile soyjak stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak // 600x935 // 31.6KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
ID'd
avatar Chud2 - Reply
acidic
avatar Pico - Reply
IV'd
76685: crying pol_(4chan) torture tower variant:chudjak
crying pol_(4chan) torture tower variant:chudjak // 1280x720 // 1.0MB

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avatar Chud - Reply
i heard a giant brap above Chud2
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
jump
avatar Pico - Reply
@MoistPepper: you're suicidal?
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Pico: no
avatar Thub - Reply
@MoistPepper: pepper is trans and needs her hrt meds to quell any remaining t in xer body
avatar Pico - Reply
@Thub: closed_mouth clothes collar_tabs collared_shirt communism ear epaulettes hammer_and_sickle hand hat hat_ornament kgb kuz meta:namefags military_hat military_uniform necktie ominous ominous_shadow series:its_based_and_christpilled side_profile soviet_army_uniform soyjak star_(symbol) star_hat_ornament subvariant:kuzjak_side variant:kuzjak white_background white_skin
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Thub: stop
avatar Thub - Reply
4:44 is one of the best uses of samples in a rap song ever- i mean DILATE PEPPER YOU FURflamboyant person
avatar Thub - Reply
@MoistPepper: pepper is trans and needs her hrt meds to quell any remaining t in xer body
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Thub: @Thub: i haven't done anything to deserve this
103299: artist:juaco crying dead durple hanging sprunki variant:bernd
artist:juaco crying dead durple hanging sprunki variant:bernd // 920x1400 // 78.7KB
avatar Pico - Reply
specialERALD
10412: bbc earring facial_mark forehead_mark glasses idolmaster morikubo_nono nose_piercing painted_nails queen_of_spades soyjak stubble subvariant:slutson tattoo text variant:cobson
bbc earring facial_mark forehead_mark glasses idolmaster morikubo_nono nose_piercing painted_nails queen_of_spades soyjak stubble subvariant:slutson tattoo text variant:cobson // 1521x1008 // 434.8KB

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avatar korg - Reply
TVRKgemmyS ON BOTH PANELS
blond blue_eyes fact flag:turkiye forced_meme glasses series:countryaryan_gem! series:genre_defining serious stubble tengrism trend:aryan turkaryan turkiye tvrkaryan variant:cobson white_background white_skin
avatar Chud - Reply
What the fuck, who allowed this on the oldbooru ? Just nuke all diddy noon posts for good
avatar CornCob - Reply
@Chud: Lolgreedy person
avatar Jeetboorv - Reply
The Oldbooru was literally full of ugly people
avatar Chud - Reply
[url=site://post/view/10412#c994298]@smelly personboorv[/url]: the only time I agree with you
avatar Chud - Reply
[url=site://post/view/10412#c994298]@smelly personboorv[/url]: such as yourself
avatar Spanish_Chud - Reply
Proof that Soot and Kuz era were bullraisin, full of ugly people, BBC spammers, 4chad influence was the sssene of /qa/ users and therefore the first sharty users btw. zellig was at its peak, 'p wasn't as stricted as it was during Froot (best admin we had, RIP).
avatar emerald - Reply
>Approved by lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha
avatar bbc - Reply
built for bbc
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
this made me rethink all my life decisions
23720: ack blue_hair cartoon glasses hair hanging milhouse_van_houten open_mouth rope soyjak suicide the_simpsons tongue variant:bernd yellow_teeth
ack blue_hair cartoon glasses hair hanging milhouse_van_houten open_mouth rope soyjak suicide the_simpsons tongue variant:bernd yellow_teeth // 768x719 // 28.9KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
>I can be a mem-ACK
avatar Chud2 - Reply
ywnbam
avatar Chud3 - Reply
formerly alive
avatar Chud4 - Reply
milhouse gem
avatar Chud5 - Reply
YWNBAM (you will never be a meme)
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
funny
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