FACT: Albert is a 3,612 year old fecalskín who has sustained himself by drinking the blood of children. In his eternal hunt for fresh victims, he has traveled all over the globe. In his travels, his TBP has bred hairy obese mamasitas, emaciated curry guzzling smelly person grannies, and vantablack Egyptian jennynigs. ugly personsoy and raisintoko were conceived in this way. He is currently raising an @n@lbaní@n muttbaby who will one day be revealed as Toos, who will bring about the destruction of human civilization.
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