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avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
Expanded version of this gem
avatar trevor - Reply
gem that broke the formatting
avatar cocoschoppenboer - Reply
https://files.catbox.moe/li08vs.png
IT'S LEAKING OUT ONTO EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK
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avatar Vergilius - Reply
:poop:THE GREAT GOOEY POO PARTY AT THE SHARTY:poop:

The sharty is drenched in a slimy, brown-tinted ooze as the naked, gelatinous soyjaks writhe and squelch around in their own putrid excretions. :melting_face
sweat_drops: Their slick, featureless bodies jiggle with every movement with balls of gooey slime bouncing off their ass cheeks :basketball
eyes:., gargling a sticky, goopy mess of naked, gelatinous soyjaks - stupid noons - sliding and slopping around in their own putrid excretions. :melting_face::sweat_drops: They're like a bunch of filthy fucking spanish, leaving trails of raisin and fuckery everywhere.

The air is THICK with stench :eyes: as they slap their ooze-covered hands together :clap
clap
clap:, chanting "FUCK YOU" and "raisin ON YOU" :punch::toilet:. One by one, they offer themselves to the Great Sharty Maw, becoming one with the eternal goon ooze - what a damn greedy person.

The biggest among them, the GOONLORD SUPREME lets out a wet, sticky DEEP, BASS-BOOSTED FART :dash
boom:- this big dumb ferret -, emerges from the bubbling cesspool, his gelatinous soy form absorbing lesser shartlings into his pulsating mass :melting_face
poop:. It's a slimy, gooey free-for-all - holy raisin what a mess -, with these damn coons drowning in tidal waves of pure filth :ocean::poop:.

The sharty will never be clean again. :melting_face:

:poop
sweat_drops:THE ULTRA GOOEY POO PARTY AT THE SHARTY:sweat_drops
poop:
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
avatar Coemskong - Reply
Hey that's my shoulder.
That's my fucking shoulder and they cut me from the picture
THEY CAN'T CUT ME OUT
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