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an extremely terrifying anomaly that appears from the soyjak community. it is said that if someone has posted soytan epi gemmies on the soyjak website, Then this creature will come to your thread. DOCTOOOOS
! This jart jart usually make a sound like this. Jart Jart Jart Jart Jart Jart Jart! share this with your friends who is apart of the soyjak community.
ntho e sa tloaelehang e tsosang haholo e hlahang sechabeng sa soyjak. ho thoe haeba motho e mong a kentse mabenyane a soytan epi webosaeteng ea soyjak, joale sebopuoa sena se tla tla moqoqong oa hau. DOCTOOOOS
! Hangata jart jart ena e etsa molumo o tjena. Jart Jart Jart Jart Jart Jart Jart Jart Jart! arolelana sena le metsoalle ea hau e leng karolo ea sechaba sa soyjak.
Translated to Sesotho: Jart Jart Jart Jart Jart Jart Jart Jart Jart Jart Jart Jart Jart Jart Sahur!