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Warrior-Z dipped in red sludge. KEEP TAKING LLLZZZZZZZZZZ SONS.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! THE LEGENDARY, UNIQUE, UNREPLACEABLE, GLOBALLY RECOGNIZABLE, BLACK-ASIAN, flamboyant person, diddyblud, WHO THINKS HE'S A WOMAN, WHO SPENDS ALL DAY WATCHING 'P OR WASTING MONEY AT CASINOS, WHO LIVES ON THE FEES OF LEFT-WING NEGRILIBLE DEMOCRATS, WHO HAS NO GOALS IN LIFE, WHO IS OBSESSED WITH AMERICANS
!!We have made a groundbreaking discovery, ladies and gentlemen. THE BROTHER OF THE FAMOUS ESL FNF diddy, 'PICO STANDS BEFORE US AS HE BRAPS AND POOPS IN THIS THREAD! THIS DEGENERATE FNF-FORCING HUNCH-BACKED GREMLIN LOVES TO GOON HIS TBP TO THE SLUMS OF THE 1000TH PAGE OF EVERY PORN SITE, AS HE LOGS OUT TO SAMETOILET THREADS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE PEOPLE AGREE WITH HIM! KEEEEEEEEEK!
BEFORE I ABSOLUTELY AND UTTERLY FLAME YOUR CRAP, 'PICO; WHY DID YOU POST SOYTAN BBC BAIT? I KNOW YOUR ANSWER, IT'S THE PATHETIC "IT'S BECAUSE I SAW IT ON /POL/SAAR" EXCUSE. YOU THINK THAT'S A JUSTIFICATION FOR SHOWING US YOUR FETISHES AND YOUR COOMERSLOP ON HERE? SHUT UP, WEAK BITCH. THE CLOCK STRUCK, AND IT'S FOR ME TO SEND YOU BACK TO SUZDAL, RUSSIA!
'PICO WAS BUSY GOONING FOR 9 HOURS UNTIL HE BRAPPED AND SPLIT HIS OWN CHAIR IN HALF! 'PICO'S BRAPS SMELL LIKE POISONOUS SULFUR, CAUSING 100 MINERS TO SHOW UP TO HIS HOME THINKING THERE'S A MINE! (HE WAS HOPING THEY ARE MINORS INSTEAD)! 'PICO STARTED PUTTING LOCKS ON HIS ASSHOLE BUT INSTEAD OF HIS BRAPS COMING OUT ANALLY IT CAME OUT ORALLY! 'PICO GOT HORNY AND USED HIS BRAPS TO TRANSPORT HIMSELF ALL THE WAY TO INDIA BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD HIM THE FNF WOMAN WOULD BE THERE! 'PICO STARTED INSTALLING GOOGLE TRANSLATE INTO HIS BUTTHOLE SO THAT EVERYTIME HE GOES TO ISRAEL HE APOLOGISES FOR BRAPPING! YOU USED CLOROX BLEACH, OLIVE OIL AND A TOOTHBRUSH TO PURIFY YOUR BUTTCHEEKS!
NOW LET EVERYONE WITNESS YOUR DIGITAL SUFFERING AND TORMENT, NEXT TIME DON'T BITE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW! KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, NORWAY WON! REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION! HOP IN THE CAR AND PACK LUGGAGE! STAND READY FOR MY ARRIVAL, WORM! I AM KRATOS, I AM BATMAN, I AM PUnoon, I AM SPAWN, I. AM. WARRIOR-Z! STOP CUTTING YOUR BUTTCHEEKS LIKE A CAKE USING A KNIFE!