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epx7fclhdrp: 1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry autism autist autistic award badge black_skin blond brown_skin closed_eyes crying ear forehead_lines glasses grey_shirt lip lips nate nose obese open_mouth red_shirt sharty shartycuck soicuck soyjak soyjak_party speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:reaction_fat_soyjak transparent variant:reaction_soyjak white_background
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PinkStew: where zelling?
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epx7fclhdrp:
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PinkStew: I hate fpe with a burning passion but i still think it's better than forced furnoon and horsefucker alt right coalposting
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epx7fclhdrp: @PinkStew:
>i hate fpe

>posts heccin wholesome gender affirming soyboy wojack self inserts

KEK
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NemanjaVidih: add shalalalaugly personalis and i'll be satisfied
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kellyposter: @PinkStew: Zellig is natural and organic ore. The kulchur runs back to before the shartys creation, there are no ugly person zellig fans that I know of. The only ones I do remember doe were from xheir'tok on how the freakin chuds ruined zellig by liking it (ev&doe liking zellig is chuddy) and that was a foid/pooner that posted that.
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trevor: FPE shouldn't be there
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trevor: @kellyposter: ^ noonbabble
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epx7fclhdrp: @kellyposter: ugly persongezellig is ungoonable coal
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asstrophy: downvoted
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kellyposter: @trevor: OHNONONO TREVOR NOT LIKE THIS, I THOUGHT YOU WERE BASED AND CHRISTPILLED NOT AN Fdiddy
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epx7fclhdrp: 1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry autism autist autistic award badge black_skin blond brown_skin closed_eyes crying ear forehead_lines glasses grey_shirt lip lips nate nose obese open_mouth red_shirt sharty shartycuck soicuck soyjak soyjak_party speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:reaction_fat_soyjak transparent variant:reaction_soyjak white_background
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epx7fclhdrp:
>updooting your own post

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asstrophy: @kellyposter:
>FPE IS DA FUGGEN PEE DOUGH MAYNE JARDEEEEEE *brap*

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kellyposter: @epx7fclhdrp:
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PinkStew: @kellyposter: "zellig is natural and organic."
HOLY FUCKING LIE NUKE
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epx7fclhdrp: @kellyposter: animal_ears black_hair clothes fundamental_paper_education miss_circle nazism schutzstaffel subvariant:neutralplier suit swastika totenkopf variant:markiplier_soyjak white_skin
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asstrophy: @epx7fclhdrp:
OHHHHHHHHHHNONONONONONONONONONO BOOOOORRRUUUUUUCCCCUUUUUUUUXXXXXX WHAT IS THIS KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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kellyposter: @asstrophy: The amount of FPE fans, like SPATE HICKS, that were exposed for being unironic diddybluds. It's pattern recognition not bias. Apparently FPE is shardee kulchur GEEGGGGG
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asstrophy: @kellyposter: oh you are just baiting how did i fall for this
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epx7fclhdrp:
>@asstrophy: The amount of FPE fans, like SPATE HICKS, that were exposed for being unironic diddybluds. It's pattern recognition not bias. Apparently FPE is shardee kulchur GEEGGGGG

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gill: fpe is only good thing here
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kellyposter: @asstrophy: What is bait, define bait
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gill: also, where's the zellig? OP is a zellignoon lol
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kellyposter: @gill: Wait you boorucux actually like FPE, I thought it was a raisinty joke and was meant for bait, OHNONONO BOORUSISSIES
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epx7fclhdrp: @kellyposter: FPE is gem
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NemanjaVidih: @epx7fclhdrp: fpe or ugly personalis
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epx7fclhdrp:
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PinkStew: @gill: ferrets complain about degeneracy and fandoms ruining the booru then unironcally say that zelligraisin is shardee kulcher geg
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epx7fclhdrp: @NemanjaVidih: tf is ugly personalis
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chudslop: gill....
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epx7fclhdrp: ugly persongezellig is not that bad but ugly persongezellig posters are brimcoal
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gill: @PinkStew: geg
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asstrophy: @kellyposter: lets also ignore how much zellig posters talk about their fetishes all day *rolls eyes sassily*
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gill: @kellyposter: 2soyjaks anti_ongezellig award badge black_eyes blush brown_skin clothes deflowered_dutch_dyke_(transexual) fact fact_sign femcuck feminism feminist hair lips nate nate_higger's_distant_cousin_(cape_rrackers) natejak nigger nusoicaca ongezellig paper pointing pointing_at_object queen_of_spades shartyclitty shartycuck shartynigger shartyshit shitskin sign soicuck soyjak_party spade stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:wholesome_feraljak text variant:cobson variant:feraljak yellow_hair zartycuck zellig zelligcuck
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chudslop: @asstrophy:
*rapes and murders you, not because of the opinion of zellig, but because you rolled your eyes on me*
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NemanjaVidih: @epx7fclhdrp:
falke no_glasses robot_dyke_o_algo signalis stubble variant:cobson
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chudslop: @NemanjaVidih: stop being obsessed over a zerbian player for soccer
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kellyposter: @PinkStew: This noon really is specialed, hey special think about all the times every time a piece of media that has the target audience of flamboyant people/ugly people/pooners/foids/cacas has caused the sharty's quality of posting to raisin levels. Zellig is for healthy heterosexual men.
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PinkStew: @asstrophy: wasnt there some vantablack zelligposter on the booru like a few years ago who banned for being underaged, posting coal and drawing porn of nameflamboyant persons on twitter?
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Rosa_Ushiiromiya_Fan: @kellyposter: ongezellig mays you homosexual too, sir
this is a soyboy wojak website
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epx7fclhdrp: @NemanjaVidih: snca
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kellyposter: @asstrophy: VVe are not going to ERP, not today not ever
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NemanjaVidih: @chudslop: fuck you
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chudslop: ugly personpepe aka the noon foid game about two foids and muh heckin scary spooky ship
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PinkStew: @kellyposter: "zellig is for healthy heterosexual men." noons on this site lie with a straight face
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kellyposter: @PinkStew: keyword: A few years ago. All that I have listed has been of the last year or even months ago, I do not care if it was bait. Knowing the irony poisoning that is so common here I would not risk NOT calling it by it's name. Which is ugly personSLOP.
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PRIZINS: @PinkStew: kate
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kellyposter: @PRIZINS: Kate you mean the raisinskin caca mini foid that had a pooner artstyle?
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PRIZINS: @kellyposter: same one
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NemanjaVidih: @chudslop: close enough
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kellyposter: @PRIZINS: Dude that is not an actual zellig fan what is PinkStew talking about. That gen alpha caca that saw a single image of ongemzellig on pinterest and became a fan is not the same as veteran fans that were promoting the series on 4chad
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asstrophy: @PinkStew: kate schoppenboer?
@kellyposter:
>talking about mymy loving bwc all day is healthy heterosexual behavior
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epx7fclhdrp: @asstrophy: KEK
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causeIsaidso: All of them are gemmy cause I said so
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PinkStew: @kellyposter: your doing the meme https://soybooru.com/post/view/92376
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kellyposter: @PinkStew: Shouldve made it a thumb image but thats fine, but tell me doe, what puts it on the same level as bronies, boykisser, and furnoons. I am curious
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PinkStew: @kellyposter: Usually a few reasons
1. Making the same 3,000 unfunny jokes (colonization,stroopwafel and mymy bleaching)
2. Making homosexual redraws of mymy,coco and maya as mass shooters
3. Having a fanbase of chronically online aspies
4. Unfunny reddit tier memes
5. Degenerate porn addicts in the fanbase
blah blah stuff like that
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Jones: homestuck isnt THAT bad compared to the other ones
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kellyposter: @Jones: it is doebeit
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Jones: @kellyposter: why? i dont know much about the web series
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kellyposter: @PinkStew: 1 is a personal opinion and 4 is just straight disingenuous (reddit tier would be like r/animemes and that is not even close to zellig memes). 3 is gemmy because having autists that dont like usual tismslop like sonic or cacaslop is a good for the world. 2 depends on whether its brenton terrant, since his reception here is also mixed surprisingly. 5. is not that bad, listen compared to most of the ones i listed they are so fucking tame, most of these of shows FOR children and they are making fetish porn of them that could fall into the hands of a minor.
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Jones: @kellyposter: porn addicts are still bad doebeit
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kellyposter: @Jones: Because its ugly personcore, like the target audience was DEFINITELY ugly people. It capturing the attention of dumblr shows how fucking flamboyant persongy it was.
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Jones: @kellyposter: its still better than the amazing digital circus (a show made by a ugly person *diddyblud*) or terrible mouse
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kellyposter: @Jones: tbh porn addict is now a very loose term, and it is applied very loosely to different people who are not even on the same level of degeneracy, one could make a raunchy sex joke and someone would call them a porn addict for it nowadays
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Olgol: This is true and all but why is 'zellig not included?
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NemanjaVidih:
WHICH THE WORLD WIDE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD MANIPULATES THROUGH COUNTLESS EXACTLY POSITIONED SATELLITES THROUGH FAKE PHONY STARS IN THE SYNTHETIC SKY FOR AGES BEFORE FRANKENSTEIN EIGHT POINTED noonS INTERBREEDABLE WITH APES HAD NO ALPHABET, NOT EVEN NUMERALS. SLAVERY CONSPIRACY OVER 300 YEARS AGO IDEALLY TINY BRAINED APE POINTED noon GANGSTER GOVERNMENT EYESIGHT TV GANGSTER SPY CAMERA, COMPUTER GOD NEW WORLD ORDER DEGENERATION, GIFTED WITH ALL GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS noon DEADLY GANGSTER PARATING, PUPPETING noon BRAINED PROGRAMMED ROBOT, DEADLY APE FRANKENSTEIN DISEASE TO ETERNAL FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY. OVERALL PLANNED THROUGH ONE WORLD COMMUNISM. TOP SECRET CODEWORD, MEANING - WORLD WIDE ABSOLUTELY HELPLESS AND HOPELESS SIMPLE LANGUAGE MONGREL MULATERAL, noonS.
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Chud1: civil war
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ConservativeWaluigi: My Little Pony > The Amazing Digital Circus > Fundamental Paper Education > Murder Drones >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Averi >>> Terrible Mouse > ENA > Homestuck >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FNF
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epx7fclhdrp: @ConservativeWaluigi: meds
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epx7fclhdrp: @ConservativeWaluigi: homosuck is much worse than fnf
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Jones: Averi > Fundamental Paper Education
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ligg:
>Averi > Fundamental Paper Education

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Joe_Barbaro: @ligg: no xe is right
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namechudd: bernkastel won
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PinkStew: @ConservativeWaluigi: ferret acting like mlp isn't dograisin made for horsefuckers
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MoistPepper: @PinkStew: greg
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PinkStew: @Chud: real gemmys spend 5 hours a day arguing over fandom culture and what's counts as far right culture
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Dunchenman: Fnf songs is good doe
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Jones: @namechudd: log in flamboyant person
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Ariane_Yeong: @NemanjaVidih: obsessed brimstone
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Chud2: @epx7fclhdrp: you approved of it you dumb cunt
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Chud3: @kellyposter: check the 'ki special, Zellig was spammed on /qa/ by obsessed /co/ users, it wasn't organic. It's the oldest ugly personslop but still ugly personslop. even ML'P is arguably more valid as sharty culture because of leebaiting
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kellyposter: @Chud: Do we have a semblance of consciousness up there? Listen to your own words, "ML'P is arguably more valid". BOORUBROS WHAT ARE YOU SAYING. Greg just log in at this point
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Zen: notice how Jimbo isn't there
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kellyposter: @namechudd: vill be adressed in future 'toss
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kellyposter: @Zen: stop sucking off his TBP
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