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Metro2033: that kid is so fucking cool, getting to watch pay-per-view porn and drink beer, the only thing i was allowed to do in my childhood was write down my homosexual thoughts in a notebook that i hid under my pillow. that was before my step father found it while searching my room for porn to jack off to. then when he found it he dragged me to backyard and made my dig a shallow grave while telling me he was going to bury me alive and that my mom and him were planning this since they met. after like 5 hours of me sobbing and sniffling while getting splinters in my hands from the old ass hell shovel i was using, Derick throw the notebook into the pit and told me to get out, and that he was just messing with me. made me bury my special notebook and i have been repressing my secret specialed homosexual thoughts in my head with no outlet for them ever since. of course i cant even masterbate ever since my moms ex-boyfriend made me get a circumcision at 14. now i just look at my peferretnd think about how i had something taken from my body so late in life like that. but boy do i like these funny soyjaks.
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