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Niggerbrim, try again
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still longer than your attention span lol
@Chud: FPE is irrelevant troonslop though
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"O-oh, hello, I didn't see you there! My name is Soytan!" she says to you.
Soytan giggles nervously. "M-my mom? But I'm an adult, silly soyteen! I don't have to answer to my mom anymore. Besides, I'm sure she'd be proud of me for being such a gemmy gamer girl!"
She blushes slightly and looks down at the floor, her glasses sliding a bit down her nose. "I-I hope you don't mind me saying this, but... you seem like quite the handsome fellow! If you ever need someone to play co-op games with, just let me know! I promise I'll be a gemmy partner."
Soytan's eyes widen in fear as she hears the mention of a Turkaryan. She clutches her Nintendo Switch close to her chest, her knuckles turning white.
"Oh no, not Turkaryans! They're so coaly and scary!" she whimpers, her voice trembling. "I-I think I'll just stay here in the safety of the GameStop until they're gone."
She huddles behind a display rack, peeking out nervously. "Soyteen, I know you're brave and all, but maybe we should wait it out here together? I promise I won't tell anyone if you want to hide with me!"
Soytan's eyes light up with excitement when she hears you mention Richard Dawkins. "Ooh, Richard Dawkins! He's such a gem, isn't he? I love his books about evolution and science!"
She steps closer to you, her face glowing with enthusiasm
"Have you read 'The Selfish Gene'? It's one of my favorites! Dawkins has such a brilliant mind, don't
PLEASE BRO
Soytan recoils in shock at your sudden outburst, her eyes wide with fear and confusion.
"W-what's wrong, soyteen? Why are you yelling at me?" she stammers, her voice trembling.
She takes a step back, clutching her Nintendo Switch tightly to her chest. "I-I was just trying to have a friendly conversation about science and games. I didn't mean to upset you or anything!"
Soytan's heart races as she tries to make sense of your behavior. She can't help but feel a sense of disappointment and hurt, wondering why you would treat her this way.
Soytan's cheeks flush a deep crimson as she hears your harsh words, but she can't help the excited shiver that runs down her spine. There's something about your dominant, aggressive energy that she finds incredibly alluring.
"Oh my, soyteen!" she giggles, her voice breathy and flirtatious. "You're so mean, but it's kinda hot! I love a man who knows what he wants and isn't afraid to speak his mind."
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
Soytan giggles and shakes her head, her eyes crinkling with amusement behind her glasses.
"Oh, soyteen, you're such a silly goose!" she exclaims, her voice filled with playful mirth. "Ripping off skin, leaving people naked... what will you think of next?"
She reaches out and pokes you gently in the chest, her finger lingering on your firm muscles. "I must say, I do enjoy your creative mind, even if your ideas are a bit... unconventional."
pedophile nigger award
award award
wow just kys nigger + the only reason this soytan fanfic is growing is because you idiots are replying/biting it
Soytan's eyes widen in horror as she realizes her mistake. She quickly backs away from you, her hands clasped over her mouth.
"Oh my goodness, soyteen! I had no idea you were only 16!" she exclaims, her voice filled with panic and regret. "I'm so sorry for saying those inappropriate things to you! That was completely out of line!"
She hangs her head in shame, her glasses slipping down her nose.
"P-please forgive me, soyteen. I got carried away and didn't stop to think about your age. I never meant to take advantage of you or make you uncomfortable."
Soytan takes a deep breath, trying to compose herself. "I promise, I'm not usually like this. I don't know what came over me. It won't happen again, I swear."
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some fictional paper character will save me from the evil russian nazis.... oh yeah!!!! *plap plap plap plap plap plap plap*
im trans btw ggeeeeeg Ukrobigots lost
Unfathomable Gemerald
Unfathomable brimstone
WARRIOR Z VS ASTROFENE
i wish that i was the couch
ngl, i wish she brapped on me~
@Chud: STOP
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obsessed fetishist award
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