Chud¹: the gem that changed the job market

Chud²:

>I NEED A BATHROOM BREAK

>we told you that we cant open the cage before the end of the shift, the lock is timed and you have only 4 hours left

>I WILL PISS MYSELF

>if you short circuit the cage, the damage cost will be deducted from your pay

>I CANT HOLD IT ANYMORE

>stop complaining soybot #528, we just got request from one of our customers, their soylent bottles wont open by themselves. Get. Back. To. Work.

Chud³: @Chud: gem

Chud⁴: Wagie, wagie! Get in cagie!
Boss needs help now don't be lazy
Zero breaks will make you crazy
I'll tell the guards to get their tazie

Need to get those new iPhones
Got to pay those student loans
Work your fingers to the bones
Bosses need vacation homes

Don't trust unions, vote in pairs
Buy all of boss' consumer wares
We'll stay seated in our chairs
And make our bosses millionaires
Love your work, love the pain
Feel the life drain from your brain
Think of all you have to gain
As your dreams go down the drain

Come on wagie, join the crew!
Don't you want your wages too?
And if the boss man makes you blue
You deserve it, you're a screw!

Weekend comes 'round after ages
You can come collect your wages
Throw your parties, have your rages
Then get back into your cages

Chud⁵: iron