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Alfietheboorufag: that gash on my forehead actually came from a piece of shrapnel hitting me in the forehead during a gas station explosion
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Chud1: whos dis?Barney from hl2?
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Alfietheboorufag: @Chud: actually my soysona even though barney WABAG
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Warrior-Z: @Alfietheboorufag: Make sure to avoid gas stations if enemies are nearby.
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Alfietheboorufag: @Warrior-Z: well i believe it was a failed assassination attempt via car bomb
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Alfietheboorufag: basically i was going to some gas station to buy a pepsi. Then some white van being driven by some dude with a crimean tatar shirt

he left the van and started booking it.....

then....
BOOM

thankfully i was outside when the explosion happened.

but the blast had a massive shockwave (probably due to the fuel pumps igniting causing a chain reaction)
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jimbo: @Alfietheboorufag: holy shit
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Chud2: @jimbo: believed that alfie almost got blown up in astrophenes terrorist attack on a gas station award
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Alfietheboorufag: @Chud: yet another terroist attack in soytham....caused by a crimean tatar
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Chud3: @Chud: @Alfietheboorufag: holy autism
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Chud4: @Chud: tf did i say that was 'tistic ?
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Alfietheboorufag: i apologize for making cringe SNCA soysona lore
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Alfietheboorufag: anyways i was planning to make another skin of my soysona wearing antiswarthy's parka/jacket or whatever the fuck it's called
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