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Marichka: When I woke up, I couldn't wait to bust a bonus nut before I go to school, but when I opened my closet, my George Floyd toy didn't look like itself at all. Its outer fabric appeared to have a large hole. I chalked it as my semen being acidic and went in with my day. Once I returned from school I saw my mom, she was dead. I couldn't believe my eyes, so I went over to investigate. There I saw a bullet hole through her pregnant belly. I cried a lot, because I lost my mom and my future brother. I needed to get my revenge on whoever murdered them. I searched around the house for the robber. I couldn't find any weapon to use to defend myself against a gunman, so I decided to use a book that I could use for blocking bullets. I went upstairs. At first I didn't see anything in the second story hallway, but I heard a small voice. I looked down. There I saw it, a very miniature person. When I looked closely, I saw it was a miniature George Floyd, except some features were altered: the George Floyd mini-me had tentacles for arms and only had 1 eye. I freaked out so much from the organism that I used my book to crush it. "Lift up the book please, I can't breath." it said. I just kept the book on it until I stopped hearing it breath. I did some research on how this George Floyd homunculus existed. There were a ton of rumours spreading through the internet that the George Floyd toy contains an egg which was extracted from George Floyd's corpse. Always be careful for what you decide to bust a nut in; you never know what lifeforms you can create.
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