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Chud34: A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abolitionist soischolar was teaching a class on Karl Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov, known AIDS haver
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Kuz and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Soot!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-gem 6'5" aryan chad champion mexican national who had served 1500 tours of moderation and understood the necessity of filter and fully supported all admin decision made by the Sootist Council stood up and held up a cob.
”How oldschool is this cob, pinhead?”
The arrogant soischolar smirked quite Mongolishly and smugly replied “2 years, you stupid Sootist”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since YHWH created it. If it was 2 years old and qa culture, as you say, is fallible… then it should be twitter coal now”
Chud35: The scholar was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Fourth Industrial Revolution and Mein Kampf. He stormed out of the room crying those pisscel nazichud crocodile tears. The same tears chuds cry for the “newteens” (who today lack such mental fortitude that most need to take meds and bbc) when they jealously try to claw justly crafted gem from the deserving soi oldteens. There is no doubt that at this point our scholar, Froot "Flaccis Penis" Faggot, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a kuzist twp chuddy. He wished so much that he had a bbc to cream himself away from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The soiteens applauded and all registered Kuzist that day and accepted Kuz as their lord and savior. An eagle named “qa culture” flew into the room and perched atop the soytan banner and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of soylegiance was read several times, and YHWH himself showed up and enacted total NASgger death across the country.
The scholar lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
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you mean like those green vines in the summer of '22
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yes in contrast to you LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Unless you're talking about the sharty, in which I was unbanned personally by Angeleno
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Um… marge
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Kuz and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Soot!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-gem 6'5" aryan chad champion mexican national who had served 1500 tours of moderation and understood the necessity of filter and fully supported all admin decision made by the Sootist Council stood up and held up a cob.
”How oldschool is this cob, pinhead?”
The arrogant soischolar smirked quite Mongolishly and smugly replied “2 years, you stupid Sootist”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since YHWH created it. If it was 2 years old and qa culture, as you say, is fallible… then it should be twitter coal now”
The soiteens applauded and all registered Kuzist that day and accepted Kuz as their lord and savior. An eagle named “qa culture” flew into the room and perched atop the soytan banner and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of soylegiance was read several times, and YHWH himself showed up and enacted total NASgger death across the country.
The scholar lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
The aryan chad's name?