Theswede: It's a beautiful day outside
Troons are hanging
Jannies are seething
On days like this
Chuds like you
Should be spamming in HELL

Theswede: Turn around chud
It'd be a crime
If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you
So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time
But chuds like you don't play by the rules
And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals
So let's go let the thread get chiller
Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER

Theswede: Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able
Guess you've figured out that booru's off the table
I can tell you're getting really sick of trying
But I think you're just mad you keep failing
You're not gonna win
We'll be here together
Fighting in this soyduel thread forever
I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya
But I'll always be back right here to quote ya

Theswede: I know you're made
O-o-o-o-of
CO-O-O-O-OAL
CO-O-O-O-OAL
CO-O-O-O-OAL
CO-O-O-O-OAL
CO-O-O-O-OAL
Hahahahaha

Theswede: This is where it stops
This is where it ends
If you want to soyquote me
Well you better try again
But no matter how I 'jak you
You don't give up your attack
Do you just like the feeling
Of brimstone crawling on your back?

Theswede: Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able
You should know by now that booru's off the table
Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?
Well, you did just spam the sharty
So GET COBBED ON!
I know you made all the 'teens all seethe in fear
But everything they cared about is why I'm here
I am their MERCY
I am their VENGEANCE
I am COBINIZATION

Theswede: I know you're made
O-o-o-o-of
CO-O-O-O-OAL
CO-O-O-O-OAL
But I think I'm gemmier than you

Chud¹: @Theswede: high effort emeraldertale

Chud²: DAVID THOUGHIE, if you're reading this, SING IT!

Chud³: Holy Kuz
What are these lyrics

Zukkrkant: @Theswede: Marge what is this a parody of

Chud⁴: gem