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toniylijani: has a lot of awards award
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Chud1: still looks like that award
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Garf: @Chud: nope
I'm still kinda fat doe, not as much as back then
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Chud2: antiswarthy
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Chud3: mick looks like this but shitskined
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Chud4: @Garf: we know you still look like that
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sabiopajin: You still look like this in my opinion man
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jimbo: should've made it browner
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toniylijani: garf is implying converting to christianity made his eyes darker
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Chud5: Too white
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sabiopajin: @toniylijani: This is why we have to burn him
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Garf: @toniylijani: marge
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Chud6: @Garf:
> I'm still kinda fat doe, not as much as back then

press X to doubt
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Garf: @Chud: trve I'm skinny now actually
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toniylijani: @Garf: Protestantjak has black eyes, this jak has brown eyes, therefore you darkened your eyes by becoming christian
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Chud7: @toniylijani: oof...
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Garf: @toniylijani: look closely as the protestantjak self inserts I have they have the same color eyes
also everyone's eyes get darker over time
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Chud8: @Garf: A few questions
A:Why are you in a cornfield ?
B: Was that what your hair looked like ?
C: Explain your weirdo, pooner der 'cord band kid friend froup and getting bullied
D: How did you go from this to soybooru, namefag, chudcel ?
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toniylijani: @Garf: fair enough
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Garf: @Chud: dataminingGOD, i...
A: It represents the Midwest U.S
B: Yes
C: I was just friends with other autists, and the getting beat up thing was by a kid that was more of a sperg than me, not bullying
D: I met new friends that were chuddy and they prevented me from going full faggot and converted me to christianity
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sabiopajin: Garf above
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H3K: sabiopajin above me
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India_Superpowaar: You got cucked by satoko?
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Chud9: @Garf: Okay then, a dew more datamining is needed tho
A: what troonslop did you like ?
B: what was the "stupid shit" you cried over ?
C: how was your life miserable ?
D: uhh... what does the "cucked by a mexican guy" award mean ?
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sabiopajin: Chud above
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sabiopajin: @Chud: Wtf I havent seen the cucked by a mexican guy award GEEEEEEEEG
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Garf: @Chud:
Banned terms (no clue what they are) are making me word this weirdly and I'm not answering A or B but
C: I was lazy and did nothing all day
D: A sisa that I was friends with and liked started dating a meximutt immigrant
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Chud10: @Garf: that's not being cucked them that's just being a lazy nigger and having the girl you like get taken by some one else because you didn't make a move
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Garf: @Chud: I know that's just the best way to word it to fit an award
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Chud11: ^aryannvke above me
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Juaco: We were all degrees of faggot before we chudded up and redpilled. It's dealing with our past and working for our future we all gotta combat together.
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Chud12: @Juaco: You're brown
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Chud13:
>Liked hyperpop

That's aryan shemmycuck
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Garf: @Chud: robloxcore mogs
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toniylijani: @Garf: tanzelcore dosent just mog, it rapes robloxcore
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Garf: @toniylijani: jumpstyle rapes tanzelbrap
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toniylijani: @Garf: nigga it aint 1991 :skull:
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toniylijani: @Garf: eurotechno mogs jumprape
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Chud14: @toniylijani: jartycuck SMSs junko furuta eurotech
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Chud15: *SMVs
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toniylijani: @Chud: eurodisco RAPES jartycuck tribal d'n'b
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Juaco: @Chud: >you're Morshu
Post #6540
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Garf: @toniylijani: 1970s outlaw country music mogs euromutt slop
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Chud16: @Garf: rdr2 soundtrack body slams that
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toniylijani: @Garf: Krautrock FUCKING RAPES AND COLONIZES OUTLAW MUSIC
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AdolfTrumpson: @toniylijani vitun homo
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AdolfTrumpson: @toniylijani: vitun homo saatana perkele
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toniylijani: @AdolfTrumpson: amispoppia rapes insults
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Garf: @toniylijani: music nobody knows about award
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toniylijani: @Garf: amispoppia slams bro youre missing out
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Chud17: @Garf:
>music nobody kn-ACK

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antiswarthy: Before getting serious about my faith, I wasn't like this, but I was definitely vulnerable to tranny attacks and things like that. I look back at myself as immature, unfunny, and slightly stupid.
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I made this slopjak a few months ago.
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Chud18: @antiswarthy: no arrow
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Garf: @antiswarthy: yeah that's what inspired me to make this
I was very close to becoming an actual faggot thank God my friends saved me from those trannies
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Garf: this was 4-5 years ago btw, I was a Christian as a kid too but I lost my faith around that time due to those stupid faggot friends
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will: rwetrshtdfwyetjgqtershtdjfearshtdfjgrwstdfjg
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jimbo: @antiswarthy: you still look like that
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jimbo: @Chud: Post #44852
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