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If you couldn't possibly be guilty of what you're banned for, the person we banned probably had a dynamic IP address and so do you.
Chud4: .You walk into the bathroom, unexpectedly seeing meximutt shitting on the floor. "oh u-umm sorry!" you say. The smell of his rotten Taki shit penetrating your nostrils, making you hard. "bro get out reetar" he mumbles. You can't resist your urges and have a great big huff of his radioactive caca. It sends waves of pleasure down your spine. Not registering that you're under him, he takes a big, warm, steamy, radioactive habanero pookie right in your freshly-dyed purple hair. You moan at the feeling. He knows fully that you're under him, and he prepares to squeeze one out. As the wet feces drips down your neck, some of it enters your mouth. It makes your 3-inch pecker as hard as a gemstone. You can't resist, you lick all of the wet shit off of the floor. You get overwhelmed with pleasure and vomit it out of your mouth, along with about 1 and 1/4 cups of stomach contents. You don't want to waste this delicious doodoo so you reluctantly slurp up the vomit. To your surprise, you climax. A huge cum stain takes over your pants. Before you can react, Meximutt takes some on his finger and tastes it. "bro dis taste like pulparindo con tajin". He tastes more, but jams his finger so far down his throat that he vomits onto your face. You open your mouth to shriek, but are silenced by floods of spicy butyric acid. You vomit his stomach contents back into his mouth. He does the same, repeating 4 or so times until he cums. You taste his semen like he did with you. It tastes like goyslop and the cycle repeats The end.
Chud7: @Chud: this actually happened to an Ecuadorian, he later found out Mexicans are 18% Jewish and started larping as a Nazi to cope with his traumatic experience with braptoko
Stinky Satooko... went to the green takis vending machine and BREAPPPPPPPPPPPED and gave the Bulgarian a 5 peso blowjob for more green zombie fire takis GEEEG...
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