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avatar lifesucksthenyoudie - Reply
>you WILL eat them in a boat

>you WILL eat them with a goat

>you WILL eat them in the rain

>you WILL eat them in the dark on a train

>you WILL eat them in a car

>you WILL eat them in a tree
avatar lifesucksthenyoudie - Reply
>you WILL eat them in a box

>you WILL eat them with a fox

>you WILL eat them in a house

>you WILL eat them with a mouse

>you WILL eat them here and there

>you WILL eat them EVERYWHERE
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Holy meds
avatar Sectionalism - Reply
Green eggs and gem
avatar beer_soy - Reply
Roosevelt's clitty wouldn't stop leaking when his beloved Soviets were being killed by those bigoted incels known as Nazis so he pushed for U.S. entry into WW2 well before Pearl Harbor.
avatar beer_soy - Reply
@beer_soy: I meant Seuss.
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@beer_soy: lmao you fucked it up raisinhead
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