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Uploader Chud,
Tags black_and_white cars glasses lightning_mcqueen mater_(cars) meta:the_gem_that_saved_the_sharty movie movie_poster poster radiator_springs stubble variant:unknown
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avatar PRIZINS - Reply
Most IAS post ever
Everyone use this
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
Can't get any more IAS than this
avatar Chud1 - Reply
IAS.party
avatar QuickSlaughter - Reply
It's too much IAS...
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
IAS incarnate
avatar Metro2033 - Reply
feature this
avatar brappin_all_over_the_mexico - Reply
IAS in American land
avatar Chud2 - Reply
make this the daily jak NOW.
avatar PuertoRican - Reply
@Chud: Agreed, this IAS
avatar Broot - Reply
Saved the booru
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@Broot: rare broot trvke
avatar OdessanBvll - Reply
100 upvotes gem
avatar Chud3 - Reply
everyone upvote this
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
greg give us the method
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
we all upvoting this IAS
avatar Vashkentya - Reply
Minus on minus equals plus, so it's a supernova.
avatar Zonky - Reply
is cobson still alive
avatar togo - Reply
First soyjak that is better then the original
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@Zonky:
he's dead
avatar Virilis - Reply
Heckin updooted
avatar togo - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud:
Dis
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
This is the new soyjak standard
avatar Metro2033 - Reply
@Zonky: Cobson was found dead 14 minutes ago in his Chicago condo, caused by a self-inflicted gun wound to his head
avatar Zonky - Reply
revolutionary art that no one understands
avatar Zonky - Reply
@Metro2033: we may have found the actual cobson killer
avatar Awardsan - Reply
avant garde soyjak
avatar Vashkentya - Reply
@Zonky: and it would be... The gun
avatar togo - Reply
This gem glowed so hard it vaporized all noons and broot
avatar togo - Reply
@Awardsan:
kiss yourself shemmycux
avatar Vashkentya - Reply
@togo:
>and broot

Mindbroken
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
We all favoriting this
avatar PuertoRican - Reply
@Metro2033:
>Cobson was found dead 14 minutes ago in his Chicago condo, caused by a self-inflicted gun wound to his head
Cobson knew to make way for the new king of 'jakking
avatar SoyNorthropF5 - Reply
the most IAS gem the booru has ever seen, not even fpechads will achieve this IAS levels of gemmy
avatar Zonky - Reply
@SoyNorthropF5: this gem will unite the website
avatar togo - Reply
@Vashkentya:
All brootchads are mindraped by mi
avatar birdbrain - Reply
killing this reddit ass thread
closed_mouth front_facing glasses meta:get neutral soyjak stubble subvariant:neutralplier template variant:markiplier_soyjak
snca
avatar Chud4 - Reply
Has quote seen this?
avatar PuertoRican - Reply
This WILL save the party btw
avatar birdbrain - Reply
@Chud: he's making it as we speak
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
cobson killer IAS
avatar Chud5 - Reply
call the president right now
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@quot put this on the dailyjak
avatar Vashkentya - Reply
@togo: Broot was demoted so he could suddenly become an administrator. It's inevitable. That's the plan.
avatar PuertoRican - Reply
Every world leader must see this
avatar Chud6 - Reply
poopson killer
avatar Awardsan - Reply
@birdbrain: why do you hate fun bro
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
Dailyjak right now cobble
avatar Zonky - Reply
@PuertoRican: someone call Bibi
avatar dap - Reply
@Vashkentya: 4d chess or whatever
avatar PuertoRican - Reply
@Chud: There vvill be a showdown between Cars 'jaks and Poopson before Quote kills the party
avatar Chud7 - Reply
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0218-1206-02/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/171165
chived this iaserald
avatar Vashkentya - Reply
@dap: Yes
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@mustard make this dailyjak + featured + 'ki article + new variant
avatar Chud8 - Reply
https://vocaroo.com/14XfQzwA49qG
avatar Chud9 - Reply
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0218-1206-02/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/171165
raisinskin bbcode
avatar Zonky - Reply
Genre defining
avatar birdbrain - Reply
@Awardsan: noon you're larping as Awardsan, I don't wanna know what sorts of things you consider fun doctos
avatar PuertoRican - Reply
@Chud: I once saw that message while using the 'ru from my phone's mobile data
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
the gem that saved the sharty
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
variant:carsjak now
avatar birdbrain - Reply
@PuertoRican: many such cases sadly
avatar dap - Reply
@Chud: valid
avatar Gendarmor - Reply
@MoistPepper: The variant shall be named variant:cars2006jak
avatar Chud10 - Reply
A variant offsiters won't get, it's a gem.
avatar birdbrain - Reply
@Chud: true!
avatar PuertoRican - Reply
@birdbrain: It is very unfortunate and it makes me cry
cry crying stubble subvariant:burgerboy variant:gapejak
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
This will be the last post of the sharty
Mark my words
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
100 updoots quest
avatar Chud11 - Reply
I'm going to start using this
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@MoistPepper: do this
avatar Zonky - Reply
Call your loved ones and show them this post
avatar Awardsan - Reply
someone post this on /soy/ EVERYONE needs to this this
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@Awardsan: chek /soy/ now
avatar Gendarmor - Reply
This is the ruby that united the 'ru
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
>GEGGGGGGG BOORU CUX REALLY THINK THIS IS A GEM JSID

do /soy/cux really?
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Gendarmor: party-saving-gem*
avatar Chud12 - Reply
the gemerald that united the entire soysphere
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@PRIZINS: irredeemable soycux
avatar Chud13 - Reply
gem that is making soycux leak
avatar togo - Reply
@Vashkentya:
kiss yourself,he was demoted because hes a ugly person
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
do soycux don't know what a gem is?
i guess they are too used to seeing those brimmy 'logs
avatar birdbrain - Reply
@PRIZINS:
>dem nusois don't understand the sophistication of we 'boorucux

blond blush character:hubert_ts_manchester closed_mouth clothes fancy full_body hair monocle necktie subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine suit suit_and_tie tophat transparent_background variant:alicia
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@MoistPepper: the brim irony poisoned them into dust
avatar Gendarmor - Reply
@MoistPepper: You just lost your "True One Pass" just because of this comment
avatar birdbrain - Reply
keep playing into the autism btw, like a 2000 Dinosaur poster (Dinosoy) geg, the party soyim will catch on eventually
bowtie fancy fancy_clothes fancy_suit gentleman gigachad greyscale nas nas:gigachad tuxedo
avatar Gendarmor - Reply
@Gendarmor: raisin i misread it
avatar Zonky - Reply
wait are people actually upset over this
avatar Gendarmor - Reply
@Gendarmor: @MoistPepper Heres your "True One Pass" back
avatar togo - Reply
@MoistPepper:
Dis
avatar Chud14 - Reply
gemerald that sprouted the golden age of the soysphere
avatar Coemskong - Reply
Vlodson killer
avatar Sgt_Blueheart - Reply
Gemerald
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Coemskong: soyak killer
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
some /soy/brap made a gif of this
https://soyjak.st/soy/src/1771385347791b.gif
avatar birdbrain - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: GEM, INTO THE FOLDER IT GOES!!!
avatar Zonky - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: put this in the louvre right now.
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast:
>raisin lboiboiry caref
avatar Lunatician - Reply
THE GEM THAT SAVED THE 'BOORU!?
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
<&Mustard> Cobson slayer
avatar Coemskong - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: holy gemerald bro
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Lunatician: the 'party*
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@quot add this to dailyjak + featured
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
ITT we kill anyone that has the goal to downvote this absolute piece of soyart
avatar Chud15 - Reply
@PRIZINS: i downvoted this.
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
gemmy gem
avatar Coemskong - Reply
Change the website's name to soyjak.cars
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
I am happy to say that I am the one who was behind the thread that got someone seething
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
give whoever made this a 'pass
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
@MoistPepper: How about give them the entire 'sphere
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@MoistPepper: the chud would need to be here and make a email doe
avatar Chud16 - Reply
@MoistPepper: don't do this
avatar Chud17 - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: uploaded this anonymously I've also done the same bit with space chimps
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Chud: nu-swede
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@MoistPepper: nu-gillkoyim?
avatar Chud18 - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: im not gill geg
avatar lifesucksthenyoudie - Reply
we are so back
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Chud: gill is swedish
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@Chud: log in so mustard gives you a pass or something
avatar Coemskong - Reply
@lifesucksthenyoudie: Wtf I thought you had left soysphere.
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
quote announced that this will be on the dailyjak for a week
avatar Zonky - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: I made this purely to mess with dap
avatar Chud19 - Reply
@lifesucksthenyoudie: liferocksthenyoulive
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Zonky: the man behind the gem
avatar Virilis - Reply
@Coemskong: 'jak so gemmy, it brought somephono back from the dead
avatar Chud20 - Reply
@Zonky: unironically fuck you
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@Chud: flamboyant person
avatar dap - Reply
@Zonky: well i remember posts like this one getting approved by mustard so i would've approved it anyway
avatar Chud21 - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: noon you think cars Soyjak is funny, fuck you too
avatar Coemskong - Reply
We call this gem in hyperborea
avatar dap - Reply
@dap: mods usually delete these though
avatar Chud22 - Reply
none of you are funny stop posting this brimstone on soy and actually make good OC please
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
@Chud: bro this is CLEARLY OC
avatar Chud23 - Reply
@PRIZINS: it's Reddit fuck off.
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@Chud: this is the gemmiest oc possible you obsessed greedy person
avatar Chud24 - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast:
>this is the gemmiest oc possible you obsessed greedy person

this is why we're a laughing stock. this is a literal reddit meme and we're going "lol wholesome chungus" it's not funny. Actual ugly person humor for middle schoolers
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@Chud: lol wholesome chungus
clothes gigachad meta:not_oc nas:gigachad orange_eyes reddit shirts text
avatar Chud25 - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast:
>wholsome chungus mayne.

angry blood blood_from_nose brown_skin card cracked_teeth hand helmet leaking looking_at_you medal meta:not_oc military military_uniform nate_higger's_distant_cousin_(cape_rrackers) nose pointing pointing_at_viewer raid shitskin spade subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine teeth text transparent_background variant:alicia yellow_teeth
avatar babababababababa - Reply
gemerald
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@Chud: this gemerald of a post won chudbraphog
avatar Coemskong - Reply
This is my wallpaper now
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
4chan anime antenna bloodshot_eyes clothes crying ear full_body gigachad glasses green_hair grey_background hair jump nas:gigachad open_mouth reddit reddit_gold reddit_platinum redraw soyjak stretched_mouth stubble tshirt variant:soyak yotsoyba
wholsome chungus mayne
avatar Chud26 - Reply
@Coemskong: snopes
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@PRIZINS: ernest khalimov said this
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
welp had fun bumping that thread
avatar togo - Reply
Gem
avatar dinghington - Reply
Use dis
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
Laughed so hard at this i started coughing
avatar PuertoRican - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: Truly gegpilled
avatar CacaBoreanWarrior - Reply
updooted
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