Hodo: someone pull up the noon babble translator.

veironn: jimbo protecting his home from trevors

MenstrualCykill: @Hodo: "ferret we need to blow up this place fucking sharty"
"Well obviously and raisin"
"DIE! FUCKING JARTY"
self explanatory
"Jarty jit tried to make my house blow up, fucking jarty."

Scoot: im going to write soylore because why not
Harold Thomas Simon Mathew or also known as hunky twink sex machine by his haters, is a famous farmer who lives in the city of shartytwon, he is best known for taking care of an entire corn field without the need of any farmer equipment, such as tractors, and also blaming everything on the fuggen jardee.
Jarty jihad is a terrorist group of jartynoons that want nothing more then to get rid of anything sharty-related, they almost always end up miserably.
Harold Thomas Simon Mathew and the jarty jihad were not on good terms, due to him refusing to share 41% of his corn, 2 jarty jihadis were sent to set up a bomb in his house at night, however Harold Thomas Simon Mathew was awake at that time, watching the weather forecast on the television, he made quick work of the two with his shotgun, ever since then he keeps blaming everything on the fuggen jardee.

Scoot: sorry for the ESL

MrObsessed: HTSM is a hero that saved fuggen shardee. Be like him!

Soyton: This is how it is

Dunchenman: @Scoot: good soylore

Dunchenman: @Scoot: ESL are winned

Scoot: @Dunchenman: thanks

Chud¹: brimcoal

Pico: gemruby

MenstrualCykill: @Chud: @Pico:

Chud²: diarrhea tier content

Pico: @MenstrualCykill:

Chud³: @Pico: nobody looks like this

MenstrualCykill: @Pico:

soycheckmark: @MenstrualCykill: @Pico: @Chud: @MenstrualCykill:
derailed the comments again award

NemanjaVidih: Fuggen jerdee

MenstrualCykill: @soycheckmark: Das gemmy doe

xerox: @MenstrualCykill: i think its "jarty jihad"

Scoot: @xerox: yes, its suppoused to mean jarty jihad

Namefag420: a Linkin Park hater and a Scarlxrd hater getting acked by a Jimbo

Chud⁴:

Hi I am Warrior Z and I am pushing 20 mess with me and my gang and we'll do you dirty! (copy and paste this comment to show Warrior Z your support! he won and defeated all redditors in a debate, copy and paste so he won't be next after his gf Trevor and Dunchenman)