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avatar Chud1 - Reply
yep a new Spongebob and Mr Krabs just dropped
avatar lifesucksthenyoudie - Reply
Coal because I hate Redditbob but geal because at least you mentioned how Squidward is a flamboyant person commie
avatar Chud2 - Reply
'ponge post quite frank lee
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@lifesucksthenyoudie: you’re crying over a kids show like the specialed flamboyant person you really are
avatar Chud4 - Reply
'ge
avatar ShadowMario - Reply
Yup, Spongebob and Mr.Krabs. Squidtards eternally BTFO'D.
avatar Chud5 - Reply
Why not spongebob and patrick?
avatar lifesucksthenyoudie - Reply
@Chud:
>MY BROTHER IN CHRIST!
DO YOU SERIOUSLY HECCIN HATE A CHILDRENS SHOW??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU NEED TO BE RESERVING SUCH ANGER FOR TRUE AND RIGHTEOUS CAUSES, LIKE CLIMATE CHANGE AND TRANS RIGHTS
! ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE WHO STILL WATCH CHILDRENS CARTOONS ARE THE TYPE OF PEOPLE SOYJAKS ARE MAKING FUN OF OR ANYTHING!

fuck off. i am sick of hearing about specialed flamboyant people go on and on about how redditbob is some sort of magical, magnum opus of a show because they're too much of childish flamboyant people to watch any sort of media with actual stakes or substance, so they use bullraisin surface level observations to cope about how what they enjoy is some sort of deep, multi-layered masterpiece ("I USED TO BE LIKE... LE REDDITBOB BUT NOW I'M LIKE... LE ugly personWARD!!!!"). jump off a building special
avatar Chud6 - Reply
@lifesucksthenyoudie: >he types out walls of text about a toddler show
holy special
avatar Chud7 - Reply
@Chud: yup xes mindbroken
avatar Chud8 - Reply
'bob
avatar Chud9 - Reply
@lifesucksthenyoudie: yuuuup xhes mindbroken
avatar 0xDEED - Reply
im not sure about this one sectionalismsisters
avatar Chud10 - Reply
@lifesucksthenyoudie: stfu, twink
avatar Chud11 - Reply
@lifesucksthenyoudie: nah this ferret fr typed an essay about a children's tv show 💀💀
avatar Chud12 - Reply
@Chud:
OHIO
avatar Chud13 - Reply
yup im thinking spongebob & mr krabs
avatar Chud14 - Reply
>Made by swedish ip

Every single coal comes from them
avatar Chud15 - Reply
'bob with 'ton characteristics
avatar Chud16 - Reply
This is so spongebob & mr krabs
avatar Sectionalism - Reply
@lifesucksthenyoudie: mindbroken by pattygods
avatar Sectionalism - Reply
There is a middle ground between taking time out of your day as an adult to watch kids cartoons and hating any reference to them
avatar Chud17 - Reply
Fact: Sectionalism is gemmy
avatar Chud18 - Reply
Fact: WopChads are gemmys
avatar Chud19 - Reply
skidmark squidwards been real quiet since this one dropped...
avatar Chud20 - Reply
Dropped inside you?
avatar Chud21 - Reply
Movie.
avatar Chud22 - Reply
then who is plankton?
avatar gemorcoal - Reply
wouldn't it be spongebob and patrick?
avatar Chud23 - Reply
it's a total squidward
avatar Chud24 - Reply
This made me laugh hard. Thanks OP.
avatar Chud25 - Reply
Spongebob and Mr Krabs
avatar Chud26 - Reply
@Chud: because patrick is a special
avatar Chud27 - Reply
@lifesucksthenyoudie: i aint reading allat lifesucksthenyouACK!!!!!
avatar Chud28 - Reply
HOLY FUCKING SPONGEBOB AND MR. KRABS
avatar Chud29 - Reply
If spongebob and mr krabs = gem and squidward = coal, then what does patrick and plankton mean?
avatar Chud30 - Reply
@Chud: ok and mr krabs is a greedy person
avatar TackyBunny - Reply
Mr. Krabs is a boomer
avatar Chud31 - Reply
@Chud: kiss yourself zoomer
avatar Chud32 - Reply
Ts did not happen
avatar Chud33 - Reply
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