Chud¹: kiss yourself sacraments are actually meant to be taken seriously.

Chud²: Marge?

Chud³: @Chud: back in europe's dark age (the medieval one), everything was ruled by the church and the pope. yes, they're the ones who are actually in charge despite countries back then have their own kings and such. the rules have turned fromfree-to-join to extremely conservative and authoritarian. basically you have to do everything by the church's rule otherwise you're a SINNER and you're going to HELL. the church also applied many other stuf such as indulgences, basically you can "wash away" all your sins if you pay tons of bucks to the church. most of the rich specials fell for it. but one smart guy (martin luther) realizes that this is all bullraisin and he even curbstomped them with 95 points of FACTS.

Chud⁴⁽²⁾: @Chud: I thought they were both Martin luther

Chud⁵: @Chud: Prostatecunts believe this

Chud⁶: @Chud: TRVTHNVKE.

@Chud: what’s catholics’ ethnicity again?

Chud⁷: gem

Chud⁸⁽⁵⁾: @Chud: All traditionally protestant/heretical countries are atheistic today

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Chud¹⁰: @Chud: martin luther main reason to oppose church was the concept of free will. He also wanted to removed revelation because it wasn't "inspirational". He was just as specialed as catholics.

@Chud: same can be said to protestantism, the future of Christianity is brown.

Chud¹¹: @Chud: 19th century Baptist historical revisionism vomit that doesn't even explain the coal (Which depicts Luther and Zwingli)

Chud¹²: @Chud: TRVTHNVKE

Chud¹³: Gem.

Chud¹⁴: REFORMEDERALD TRVTHNVKE

Chud¹⁵: Lutherchad coal, Christ is truly present in the sacraments

Chud¹⁶: ^

>christchads believe this

=...==

Chud¹⁷: @Chud:

>Not realizing Luther believed in exactly that and that this image is making fun of him for it

@Chud: epic explosive person fail

Chud¹⁸⁽¹⁶⁾: if i cut a hole in the sacrament bread and put my dick in it would i be raping jesus?

Satoko_Fans_Arent_White: @Chud: kiss yourself chimperator

grrrzilla: Carbohydrates are in the blood and wine along with nutrients. It is not in fact made with the flesh of a Homo Sapien named Jesus despite bread and wine sharing DNA with Homo Sapiens.

grrrzilla: I mean bread not blood sorry.