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Caden: I can't post the text version because apparently it contains "banned terms"
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Caden: I'll just post it in chunks
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Caden: [Verse 1]
Come on guys, don't post coal
I don't want to steamroll,
It's a gift from the admins
Don't you agree?
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Caden: [Verse 2]
How could you post that?
But no time for chit-chat,
Let's just reply with jak's
And continue scrolling.
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Caden: [Chorus]
Posting's my life
And when I'm feeling down,
Posting gemmies
Always removes a frown!

The B****p*** threads
Reflect the struggles in my site,
I shiftclick them all
And scroll away my strife!
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Caden: [Verse 3]
Shiftclick, so what's the use,
Just give me a break.
Bait threads will still leave
Distress in their wake.
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Caden: [Verse 4]
My folder that I scroll
Is pretty soulful,
And I have lots of gems
Others will bump.
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Garf: autistic gem
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Caden: apparently verse 5 is the issue
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Caden: [Verse 5]
But what we post's impermanent,
I learned that from the internet.
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Caden: I can't post the rest of verse 5 GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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Caden: (Skipping the rest of verse 5)
[Chorus]
You don't need to be sad
If you post gemmies.
Just make amazing gems,
And
Post them on the site.
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Caden: [Chorus continued]
Sometimes the catalog
Just
Feels so demeaning.
But it doesn't close in if you just
Keep on posting!
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veironn: ur voice passes so well :transheart:
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Caden: @veironn: Your's does too! :)
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