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avatar Caden - Reply
I can't post the text version because apparently it contains "banned terms"
avatar Caden - Reply
I'll just post it in chunks
avatar Caden - Reply
[Verse 1]
Come on guys, don't post coal
I don't want to steamroll,
It's a gift from the admins
Don't you agree?
avatar Caden - Reply
[Verse 2]
How could you post that?
But no time for chit-chat,
Let's just reply with jak's
And continue scrolling.
avatar Caden - Reply
[Chorus]
Posting's my life
And when I'm feeling down,
Posting gemmies
Always removes a frown!

The B****p*** threads
Reflect the struggles in my site,
I shiftclick them all
And scroll away my strife!
avatar Caden - Reply
[Verse 3]
Shiftclick, so what's the use,
Just give me a break.
Bait threads will still leave
Distress in their wake.
avatar Caden - Reply
[Verse 4]
My folder that I scroll
Is pretty soulful,
And I have lots of gems
Others will bump.
avatar Garf - Reply
autistic gem
avatar Caden - Reply
apparently verse 5 is the issue
avatar Caden - Reply
[Verse 5]
But what we post's impermanent,
I learned that from the internet.
avatar Caden - Reply
I can't post the rest of verse 5 GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
avatar Caden - Reply
(Skipping the rest of verse 5)
[Chorus]
You don't need to be sad
If you post gemmies.
Just make amazing gems,
And
Post them on the site.
avatar Caden - Reply
[Chorus continued]
Sometimes the catalog
Just
Feels so demeaning.
But it doesn't close in if you just
Keep on posting!
avatar veironn - Reply
ur voice passes so well :transheart:
avatar Caden - Reply
@veironn: Your's does too! :)
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