Who wins in a fight, Euromutt or Amerimutt?
cantaloupe
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No weapons, or any kind of outside objects or interference, fight takes place on an open grass field
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PuertoRican
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Amerimutt is fatter, which inherently makes him stronger and pack more of a punch, but Euromutt is skinnier and so he has more stamina and is more agile, so he could have an advantage if he manages to tire Amerimutt out
cantaloupe
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Thats true, it being in an open space gives Euromutt the advantageAmerimutt is fatter, which inherently makes him stronger and pack more of a punch, but Euromutt is skinnier and so he has more stamina and is more agile, so he could have an advantage if he manages to tire Amerimutt out
Euromutt would just run away and Amerimutt wouldn't be able to catch up
snoop_cob
killing the shemmy one gem at a time
euromutt rides bikes so he can dropkick amerimutt, and since 'merimutt is morbidly obese euromutt easily wins
cantaloupe
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No they have to fight or something bad happens, like the final scene from Shut Up and Dance off of Black MirrorEuromutt would just run away and Amerimutt wouldn't be able to catch up
cantaloupe
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Thats true, all that cycling gave Euromutt strong legseuromutt rides bikes so he can dropkick amerimutt, and since 'merimutt is morbidly obese euromutt easily wins
tacoblimp
Euromutt wins cuz amerimutt would get a heart attack in the middle of the fight
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Amerimutt will just sit on Euromutt and Euromutt can't escape and will slowly die from suffocation
cantaloupe
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I'm willing to add an exception to the 'no outside interference' rule that allows Amerimutt to call ICE
tacoblimp
cantaloupe
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It all depends on how agile Euromutt can be it seemsAmerimutt will just sit on Euromutt and Euromutt can't escape and will slowly die from suffocation
cantaloupe
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@GustavII power-scale these two pretty please
PuertoRican
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Yes. It is clear that Amerimutt could easily break all of Euromutt's bones if he got his hands on him, so Euromutt needs to run around, avoid Amerimutt and bait him into getting tired out, and go in for the hits once Amerimutt is tiredIt all depends on how agile Euromutt can be it seemsShow quoted text
Amerimutt will just sit on Euromutt and Euromutt can't escape and will slowly die from suffocation
cantaloupe
https://youtu.be/_B0CyOAO8y0
Yes. It is clear that Amerimutt could easily break all of Euromutt's bones if he got his hands on him, so Euromutt needs to run around, avoid Amerimutt and bait him into getting tired out, and go in for the hits once Amerimutt is tiredShow quoted text
It all depends on how agile Euromutt can be it seemsShow quoted text
Amerimutt will just sit on Euromutt and Euromutt can't escape and will slowly die from suffocation
GustavII
caesar had a lot of gaul, but, he did not have it all…
This depends on the circumstances, but generally I lean in the direction of Amerimutt.@GustavII power-scale these two pretty please
Euromutt may be faster but he can’t match the sheer strength of amerimutt, and, as such, even his quick attacks won’t do him well given that he has a pretty low BIQ. Compare this to the Amerimutt who can scale far beyond his regular heights when he hears the GLQRIOUS AMERIKKKAN ABSQLVTE IMPERIVM being insulted by obsessed flamboyant persongot, and who gains insane power boosts whenever he eats his favourite WEFslop (especially McDonald’s). All of this means that, though I’d say it’s a fairly close matchup, the sheer potential of Amerimutt combined with his excellent strength and room-temperature BIQ (compared to Euromutt’s BIQ, which has been lowered due to carrying around large ice blocks on the cranium in the last European heatwave) paves the way for Amerimutt to win, especially since he TRVMPs euromutt in terms of sheer scaling potential.
cantaloupe
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I'd say thats an accurate assessment. Now I'm picturing Amerimutt eating a Big Mac like how Popeye eats spinach gegThis depends on the circumstances, but generally I lean in the direction of Amerimutt.Show quoted text
@GustavII power-scale these two pretty please
Euromutt may be faster but he can’t match the sheer strength of amerimutt, and, as such, even his quick attacks won’t do him well given that he has a pretty low BIQ. Compare this to the Amerimutt who can scale far beyond his regular heights when he hears the GLQRIOUS AMERIKKKAN ABSQLVTE IMPERIVM being insulted by obsessed flamboyant persongot, and who gains insane power boosts whenever he eats his favourite WEFslop (especially McDonald’s). All of this means that, though I’d say it’s a fairly close matchup, the sheer potential of Amerimutt combined with his excellent strength and room-temperature BIQ (compared to Euromutt’s BIQ, which has been lowered due to carrying around large ice blocks on the cranium in the last European heatwave) paves the way for Amerimutt to win, especially since he TRVMPs euromutt in terms of sheer scaling potential.
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