Give me 5 good reason why I should convert to your religion

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emerald

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6 hours ago#2303509
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6 hours ago#2303515(edited 6 hours ago)
Christianity: bbc
Islam: goat/9 year old sex (halal)
Judaism: eating baby foreskin
6 hours ago#2303518
Christianity:
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emerald

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6 hours ago#2303530
BootsandChainsaws↗
Christianity: bbc
Islam: goat sex
Judaism: eating baby foreskin
SerChuddietheStrong↗
Christianity:
Interesting
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emerald

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6 hours ago#2303532
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6 hours ago#2303548
What will happen the second you become atheist:
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emerald

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6 hours ago#2303554
SerChuddietheStrong↗
What will happen the second you become atheist:
I'll turn into a woman?
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mreps

*sniff*

6 hours ago#2303561
emerald↗
SerChuddietheStrong↗
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What will happen the second you become atheist:
I'll turn into a woman?
Serchuddie would love that though
6 hours ago#2303580
emerald↗
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What will happen the second you become atheist:
I'll turn into a woman?
No youll become the man
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emerald

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6 hours ago#2303601
SerChuddietheStrong↗
emerald↗
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I'll turn into a woman?
No youll become the man
What if I don't want to
6 hours ago#2303606
emerald↗
SerChuddietheStrong↗
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emerald↗
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I'll turn into a woman?
No youll become the man
What if I don't want to
You want to be the woman?
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emerald

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6 hours ago#2303608
SerChuddietheStrong↗
emerald↗
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What if I don't want to
You want to be the woman?
No
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gapejaks_top_guy

I am a fucking architect

6 hours ago#2303610
I am agnostic
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Zlatan

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6 hours ago#2303613
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I am agnostic
>I think god exists but I'm not sure
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cantonesebeast

listening to oklou

6 hours ago#2303614
@emerald i thought a24 is jerking someone off
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emerald

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6 hours ago#2303625
cantonesebeast↗
@emerald i thought a24 is jerking someone off
It doesn't even vaguely look like that
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cantonesebeast

listening to oklou

6 hours ago#2303630
emerald↗
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@emerald i thought a24 is jerking someone off
It doesn't even vaguely look like that
i don't know
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PuertoRican

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6 hours ago#2303692(edited 6 hours ago)
1. It's based and Christpilled
2. It brings you comfort and answers in things science cannot answer
3. It encourages you to have structure and discipline in your life
4. It gives you something to look forward to after death and a better sense of purpose in life
5. You can belong to a community that isn't a bunch of sad blackpilled chuds looking forward to a race war that will never happen
6 hours ago#2303706
I'm agnostic
6 hours ago#2303724
Instead of adhering to a religion, look into the magick that made those fantastical things in those religions possible.
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