The Hunky Spiels

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Funnybenny18

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5 days ago#1850062

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7QZQKSBpHI

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We are the soldiers of the SDF,
the 'ki's most formal army!
And we have discovered a solution to,
A recent changes quandary:

The hunky page; when the hunkies unsupervised;
Made hunk-eralds; what do you do? Let the vandalists go?
Well we say NO: Hunky pages are expendable;
Caused by hunking-out: So we propose to go and...

Move the spiels, we should move the spiels;
The hunky spiels!
Well they ain't coherent so it's really okay to,
Move the spiels, we should move the spiels;
The hunky spiels!
Now do your duty: move that hunk-out page!

But jannies; after our licit change,
They wanna keep the hunkies 'round and keep that page...
One more hunky page we can arrange;
Swept away, it can't stay!

Move the spiels, we should move the spiels;
The hunky spiels!
They're confusing, yeah, we move them away;
To move the spiels, move the spiels, we should move the spiels;
The hunky spiels!
We're saving Soyjak Wiki; not for a wage!

Some'of these pages deserve a blank;
No decent articles, some hunkypills instead!
I'm not sure if the author has a head,
All hunky facts, no-one cares;

Move the spiels, we should move the spiels;
The hunky spiels!
So full of hunky fuming, so we're away,
To move the spiels, move the spiels, we should move the spiels;
The hunky spiels!
You know Soyvil Wars, they last more than a day!

I was checking my Manual of Style,
Something that all these hunkies cannot apply;
And for what? Hunkies wasting time;
For gigas, like me, to,

Move the spiels, we should move the spiels;
The hunky spiels!
They can't be good with this hunky writing;
To move the spiels, move the spiels, we should move the spiels;
The hunky spiels!
It ain't warring, it's just S.N.C.A!

Discussion pages: helps nobody,
All the jannies and mediators are too pissy;
Locking pages cause I broke their clitty;
Even d'oh I'm saving the wiki;

Move the spiels, we should move the spiels;
The hunky spiels!
No, they ain't helpful, no, these hunkies don't think;
To move the spiels, move the spiels, we should move the spiels;
The hunky spiels!
They restore it later, we just reiterate;
To move the spiels, move the spiels, we should move the spiels;
The hunky spiels!
If they write it better, they sure can stay!
Move the spiels, move the spiels, we should move the spiels;
The hunky spiels!
And this is how we prevent hunky-subjectivism;
We move the spiels!

Funnybenny18

COVENANT

5 days ago#1850064(edited 5 days ago)

@Jonkler

cantonesebeast

Calm and collected

5 days ago#1850074

raisin

Funnybenny18

COVENANT

5 days ago#1850085

cantonesebeast↗
raisin

cantonesebeast

Calm and collected

5 days ago#1850089

Funnybenny18↗
cantonesebeast↗
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raisin

Nut2067

CYBQRG SPACE HVNKATRQN

5 days ago#1851452(edited 5 days ago)

>You know Soyvil Wars, they last more than a day!
ev&doe the ~~war~~ seventh soysurgency is still going on the swinny and other splinters, the sharty joons just nuked and 'nished everyone.
Just because it's slowing down doesn't mean it's over faggot
P.S. "Hunky" is a compliment at this point

Nut2067

CYBQRG SPACE HVNKATRQN

5 days ago#1851622

We're the swinnyhunkyGODS,
And we're here to metawhine!
Believe it or not, gooning to lolicon
It just ain't fuckin' fine!

You say you bein' censored,
But the joons are on your side!
That kind of thinkin' takes
A big long trippy ride!

HunkyGODS, we rule,
The sharty's a DNB,
Quote still can't get it runnin'
Cause he's goonin' to BBC!

I may be a nusoi
But 'least I ain't a cuck!
Quit your smuglet brimstone gooning
You know you a sick-ass fuck!

In a world where never goonin'
Makes you a nusoi maggot,
I'd rather be a hunky twink
Than a pommu ahh faggot!

HunkyGODS, we rule while
You fuck the 'ru's dead ass,
The fuggen jerdee niggers-
You give 'em all the 'pass!

All the nishing and the wiping,
That's how tranny jannies cope,
You will never have a real job,
'Stead you'll give yourself the rope!

>Don't even think to question me,
>This all's SNCA!
>Your "soyvil war" is is over cause...
>I said it is, OK?

You can laugh, you can call my song
A bunch of fuckin' raisin,
Mods are gooners, they ain't lazin'
Quit that mustard glazin'
The war ain't dead, it's just phasin'!

Funnybenny18

COVENANT

5 days ago#1852246

Nut2067↗
We're the swinnyhunkyGODS,
And we're here to metawhine!
Believe it or not, gooning to lolicon
It just ain't fuckin' fine!
You say you bein' censored,
But the joons are on your side!
That kind of thinkin' takes
A big long trippy ride!
HunkyGODS, we rule,
The sharty's a DNB,
Quote still can't get it runnin'
Cause he's goonin' to BBC!
I may be a nusoi
But 'least I ain't a cuck!
Quit your smuglet brimstone gooning
You know you a sick-ass fuck!
In a world where never goonin'
Makes you a nusoi maggot,
I'd rather be a hunky twink
Than a pommu ahh faggot!
HunkyGODS, we rule while
You fuck the 'ru's dead ass,
The fuggen jerdee niggers-
You give 'em all the 'pass!
All the nishing and the wiping,
That's how tranny jannies cope,
You will never have a real job,
'Stead you'll give yourself the rope!
>Don't even think to question me,
>This all's SNCA!
>Your "soyvil war" is is over cause...
>I said it is, OK?
You can laugh, you can call my song
A bunch of fuckin' raisin,
Mods are gooners, they ain't lazin'
Quit that mustard glazin'
The war ain't dead, it's just phasin'!

WTF Is This AI Generated Slop This Doesn't Even Match The Song

name046284

i woke up alive, black with stain

5 days ago#1852263

What

Jeff

5 days ago#1852275

cantonesebeast↗
Funnybenny18↗
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cantonesebeast↗
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raisin

hey it's me it's verity

cantonesebeast

Calm and collected

5 days ago#1852283

Jeff↗
cantonesebeast↗
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hey it's me it's verity

Dove

Back to playing Persona 5 Royal

5 days ago#1852986

@Funnybenny18 I’m pretty sure @Jonkler is on an airplane from Spain to USA now so he won’t see this

Jollywally47

........Okay?? *Rolls Eyes*

5 days ago#1852988

Dove↗
@Funnybenny18 I’m pretty sure @Jonkler is on an airplane from Spain to USA now so he won’t see this

Ayo Mudslimes Now's Your Chances To Kill Jonkler

pietyWQN

5 days ago#1852994

Jollywally47↗
Dove↗
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@Funnybenny18 I’m pretty sure @Jonkler is on an airplane from Spain to USA now so he won’t see this
Ayo Mudslimes Now's Your Chances To Kill Jonkler

Jollywally47

........Okay?? *Rolls Eyes*

5 days ago#1852995

pietyWQN↗
Jollywally47↗
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Ayo Mudslimes Now's Your Chances To Kill Jonkler

That Plane Gonna Get Swiss Cheesed By The Highest Caliber Boolets

Nut2067

CYBQRG SPACE HVNKATRQN

5 days ago#1855902

Funnybenny18↗unverified
Nut2067↗unverified
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We're the swinnyhunkyGODS,
And we're here to metawhine!
Believe it or not, gooning to lolicon
It just ain't fuckin' fine!
You say you bein' censored,
But the joons are on your side!
That kind of thinkin' takes
A big long trippy ride!
HunkyGODS, we rule,
The sharty's a DNB,
Quote still can't get it runnin'
Cause he's goonin' to BBC!
I may be a nusoi
But 'least I ain't a cuck!
Quit your smuglet brimstone gooning
You know you a sick-ass fuck!
In a world where never goonin'
Makes you a nusoi maggot,
I'd rather be a hunky twink
Than a pommu ahh snowman!
HunkyGODS, we rule while
You fuck the 'ru's dead ass,
The fuggen jerdee bad boys-
You give 'em all the 'pass!
All the nishing and the wiping,
That's how grinch jannies cope,
You will never have a real job,
'Stead you'll give yourself the rope!
>Don't even think to question me,
>This all's SNCA!
>Your "soyvil war" is is over cause...
>I said it is, OK?
You can laugh, you can call my song
A bunch of fuckin' raisin,
Mods are gooners, they ain't lazin'
Quit that mrs. claus glazin'
The war ain't dead, it's just phasin'!
WTF Is This AI Generated Slop This Doesn't Even Match The Song