I'm in the process of creating the ultimate slopjak

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1 month ago#1235716(edited 1 month ago)
It won't be of a namefag or any other real person, but of a creature known as the Turkmenjeet. It is a horrendous and slovenly beast that embodies everything you despise, and can be summoned by playing the national anthems of Turkmenistan and India at the same time.
I've been continually adding more additions to the slopjak, and I've been at it for months now.
Here are some portions of it:

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playinghand

a one party state is better than a multiparty one

1 month ago#1235727
cant wait
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Tourist63

I'm probably the one Tranny reacting you.

1 month ago#1235729
Abomination
1 month ago#1236216
it will be incomprehensible
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Kazakh_soy

Countrywars are SNCA for me

1 month ago#1236219
Alto
and can be summoned by playing the national anthems of Turkmenistan
Even doe Turkmenistan is Aryan :fact:
4 weeks ago#1267483(edited 4 weeks ago)
blackjak
it will be incomprehensible
And it will kill hordes of Victorian children
4 weeks ago#1267487
Progress?
4 weeks ago#1267490
Ok
4 weeks ago#1267495
Ok
4 weeks ago#1267496
Govnoje
Progress?
Yes
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Kazakh_soy

Countrywars are SNCA for me

4 weeks ago#1267499
Turkmenistan is Aryan doe
4 weeks ago#1267506
Kazakhstan is not Aryan doe
4 weeks ago#1267509
million
Kazakhstan is not Aryan doe
Does that mean I should add Kazakhstan to the slopjak?
4 weeks ago#1267513
Alto
million
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Kazakhstan is not Aryan doe
Does that mean I should add Kazakhstan to the slopjak?
Yes
4 weeks ago#1267514
Do it now
4 weeks ago#1267518
million
Do it now
Okay
4 weeks ago#1267554
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Fellow_Scotsman

shaw or however the song is silked

4 weeks ago#1267558
interesting
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BartWever

4/pol/ winned

4 weeks ago#1267561
I can't wait to see it.
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Kazakh_soy

Countrywars are SNCA for me

4 weeks ago#1267562
Alto
I'm gonna rape you
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