( NSFW ) Scatman - an in-depth analysis of scatman's "poop"
In this thread, i will be thoroughly analyzing the validity of soybooru post #206342, which contains a low-quality 13s gif of @Scatman supposedly taking a fat dump on a printed-out picture of warrior 'z's profile.
This post will be divided into 2 parts:
- clues supporting the claim that the feces is real
- clues opposing the claim that the feces is real
Along with this, it is important to note that i will be only dissecting post #206342. I am aware that Scatman has posted multiple other gifs which contains similar content. Howeverthoughbeit out of all of his posts, this one seemed to have the most potential of being real. ( Also, no AI has been used in the making of this post
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THE POST IN QUESTON:
Clues supporting the claim:
1. The video has been taken in a bathroom
If we look closely at the video, then there appears to be toilet on the upper right corner of the gif. I have circled this toilet in the image below
The object in question looks like the foot of a standard toilet.
If it is indeed a toilet, then that will make a valid argument for the fact that the video has been taken in a bathroom.
This is important to know, because it is far more probable that someone will take a dump on a printed piece of paper in a bathroom, rather then in any other kind of room.
Along with this, I notice the floor in the video is a bright white colour, along with some faint lines which look like tiling. This is normally only found in one's bathroom.
2. The feces has a feces-like consistency
I am no expert on poop, but when we take a deeper look into the characteristics of the shit in question, then there are a few things that stand out.
Notably, there is a singular white dot on the feces. This can be a whole range of things, including stuff like the membrane of a corn kernel ( which does not digest properly in the stomach, therefore visibly ending up in the feces ).
This is a good lead for the validity of the poop.
Also, the poop seems like a type 3 feces, which has cracks running through it. This type of poop is healthiest and most normal for a person to have.
The way the poop enters the frame also seems very natural. It slowly ( and almost periodically ) comes down, and the way it sticks a little to the paper before falling over seems like how natural feces would behave.
3. Scatman's earlier posts
This gif was Scatman's 5th post. The 4 posts preceding it were all similar in content: a top to bottom view of the supposed feces sitting on the paper, with Scatman holding his phone above it and writing stuff with his feces-soaked finger.
The gif we are dissecting currently, however, has a completely different style, with Scatman's not touching the feces in this video. Why would Scatman interact with the poop in his previous posts, but not in this one?
Clues opposing the claim:
1. Weird abnormality on the poop
Something which i found weird is the seemingly out of place light-brownish stain on the surface of the feces:
At first hand, one may be quick to think that the lighting could play a role in this coloring. However, the way the stain seems to kinda bend around the poop ( where the light doesn't reach ) is something to keep in mind. This could be either explained by Scatman just having weird poop, or it may be fake poop where a certain ingredient causes this.
2. Human nature
Humans have biologically evolved to have a natural instict to be repelled by stuff which may cause them disease. One of which includes human feces. Almost all humans ( except for a certain region in asia ) will be disgusted by being in close proximity with natural human waste. This diminishes the chances of the feces being real, albeit it could still be the case that Scatman may be home to this particular asian region...
CONCLUSION
The clues which hint at the feces being real is, in my opinion, stronger then the clues which oppose it. The fact will remain that we will never be 100% certain if the feces which has been portrait in the video are natural or not, largely because Scatman has not shown the feces actually coming out of his buttocks. And to be fair, i am not sure if i am keen to be exposed to that.
You may discuss my post, or Scatman related content in this thread. I would also like to invite @Scatman to give his thoughts onto this matter.
Thank you for reading
This post will be divided into 2 parts:
- clues supporting the claim that the feces is real
- clues opposing the claim that the feces is real
Along with this, it is important to note that i will be only dissecting post #206342. I am aware that Scatman has posted multiple other gifs which contains similar content. Howeverthoughbeit out of all of his posts, this one seemed to have the most potential of being real. ( Also, no AI has been used in the making of this post
)THE POST IN QUESTON:
Clues supporting the claim:
1. The video has been taken in a bathroom
If we look closely at the video, then there appears to be toilet on the upper right corner of the gif. I have circled this toilet in the image below
The object in question looks like the foot of a standard toilet.
If it is indeed a toilet, then that will make a valid argument for the fact that the video has been taken in a bathroom.
This is important to know, because it is far more probable that someone will take a dump on a printed piece of paper in a bathroom, rather then in any other kind of room.
Along with this, I notice the floor in the video is a bright white colour, along with some faint lines which look like tiling. This is normally only found in one's bathroom.
2. The feces has a feces-like consistency
I am no expert on poop, but when we take a deeper look into the characteristics of the shit in question, then there are a few things that stand out.
Notably, there is a singular white dot on the feces. This can be a whole range of things, including stuff like the membrane of a corn kernel ( which does not digest properly in the stomach, therefore visibly ending up in the feces ).
This is a good lead for the validity of the poop.
Also, the poop seems like a type 3 feces, which has cracks running through it. This type of poop is healthiest and most normal for a person to have.
The way the poop enters the frame also seems very natural. It slowly ( and almost periodically ) comes down, and the way it sticks a little to the paper before falling over seems like how natural feces would behave.
3. Scatman's earlier posts
This gif was Scatman's 5th post. The 4 posts preceding it were all similar in content: a top to bottom view of the supposed feces sitting on the paper, with Scatman holding his phone above it and writing stuff with his feces-soaked finger.
The gif we are dissecting currently, however, has a completely different style, with Scatman's not touching the feces in this video. Why would Scatman interact with the poop in his previous posts, but not in this one?
Clues opposing the claim:
1. Weird abnormality on the poop
Something which i found weird is the seemingly out of place light-brownish stain on the surface of the feces:
At first hand, one may be quick to think that the lighting could play a role in this coloring. However, the way the stain seems to kinda bend around the poop ( where the light doesn't reach ) is something to keep in mind. This could be either explained by Scatman just having weird poop, or it may be fake poop where a certain ingredient causes this.
2. Human nature
Humans have biologically evolved to have a natural instict to be repelled by stuff which may cause them disease. One of which includes human feces. Almost all humans ( except for a certain region in asia ) will be disgusted by being in close proximity with natural human waste. This diminishes the chances of the feces being real, albeit it could still be the case that Scatman may be home to this particular asian region...
CONCLUSION
The clues which hint at the feces being real is, in my opinion, stronger then the clues which oppose it. The fact will remain that we will never be 100% certain if the feces which has been portrait in the video are natural or not, largely because Scatman has not shown the feces actually coming out of his buttocks. And to be fair, i am not sure if i am keen to be exposed to that.
You may discuss my post, or Scatman related content in this thread. I would also like to invite @Scatman to give his thoughts onto this matter.
Thank you for reading
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he's not the real scatman, not until I hear him do some scatting
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What the hell are you talking about
Inna dis thread, mi a break down whether soybooru post #206342 real or fake. Di gif show @Scatman supposedly a drop one big dump pon one printed picture of Warrior ‘Z profile.
Mi split di analysis inna two parts:
Clues fi seh it real:
Clues fi seh it fake:
Conclusion:
Mi personally feel di evidence lean more toward di poop being real, but nobody cyan know fi sure since di video never actually show weh di poop come from. Di mystery still remain unsolved. Mi also invite @Scatman fi share him thoughts pon di situation.
Mi split di analysis inna two parts:
- clues seh di poop real
- clues seh di poop fake
Clues fi seh it real:
- Di video look like it record inna one bathroom, cause yuh can spot wah seem like one toilet an white tile floor.
- Di poop texture an movement look natural, even have likkle white speck weh coulda be food residue.
- Compared to Scatman old posts, dis one look more realistic cause him nah directly touch di poop.
Clues fi seh it fake:
- One strange brown stain pon di poop look unnatural.
- Most humans naturally disgusted by feces, so it kinda hard fi believe somebody would willingly do dat.
Conclusion:
Mi personally feel di evidence lean more toward di poop being real, but nobody cyan know fi sure since di video never actually show weh di poop come from. Di mystery still remain unsolved. Mi also invite @Scatman fi share him thoughts pon di situation.
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4cuck is being raped by censors, staff demoralization and them while we just got our very first poop analysis
Scatman
It's a Scatman's World, and you're living in it.
The only reason one would think my content is fake is because they're truly afraid. "No, he couldn't have really just shat all over Warrior-Z's face. This can't be happening." They'll click off hoping that it was just smeared chocolate for their own sanity. But alas, it is real, and by God it is sexy.. 
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