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YaroslavTV: gem.
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Chud1: ID's
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Chud1: gem
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Chud1: >Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around
>The fruitjak ridge with his big booty rounds
>When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade
>And sliced Pinejak with his gem-greedy personeled blade
>Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe
>But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede
>Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu
>When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue
>And he started beating up the Swedish winner
>Then they both got shredded by the 'Cobmower spinner
>But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive
>Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives
>And took a TK-47 out from inside his sleeves
>And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese
>But he ran out of leebait and he ran away
>Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day
>This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
>Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the eye can see
>And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
>This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
>Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde
>Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board
>And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack
>But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack
>And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER
>When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer
>But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen
>Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine
>Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his behind
>And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find
>'Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit
>But Nojak just called him a subhuman raisin
>Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray
>While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away
>They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall
>Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls
>This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
>Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the eye can see
>And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
>This is the ultimate soyduel
>Wardens sang a song of immaculate design
>Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein
>Who delivered a kick which could make you ACK
>Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak
>Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain
>With Cobson disguised as 6x9ine of rap fame
>But Soystein saw through his clever cloak
>And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke
>THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE
>AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE
>AND MARKIPLIER-IferretND THE DEAD ugly personIE
>AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE
>CLASSIC, PERRO, VINLUV, AND CAPTAIN COALER
>CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER
>MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO
>GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND SOPRANO!
>ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST
>AND THEY QOUTED DR. SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS
>IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW
>WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE
>The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry
>Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually
>The last post stood, the rest saw their better
>Baby Jacobson in a poop-stained diaper
>This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
>Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the eye can see
>And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
>This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
>This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
>This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
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Chud3: ID'd
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Chud1(2): nas
