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27011: corn factjak food pun text variant:cobson yellow_skin
corn factjak food pun text variant:cobson yellow_skin // 3752x1548 // 931.6KB
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Chud1: WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a lawnmower man called Cobson, he was twenty-years-old and she lived in a simulation, because he was experimented on. He got so bad she went to kill all the people in his universe so the government decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of her death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other threads on this one site and download this cobson, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake.
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Chud2: @Chud: Marge, is Cobson a man or a woman? You keep changing their pronouns
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Chud3: gem
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Chud4: Coal is also more productive than gems, though. So Cobson is indeed coal because coals are actually better than gems.
31483: gradius konami laser moai shmup soyjak_trio space spaceship variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak vic_viper video_game
gradius konami laser moai shmup soyjak_trio space spaceship variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak vic_viper video_game // 828x581 // 215.4KB
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Chud1: Konami Gem
31425: adjusting_glasses artist:sectionalism bald gem glasses glowing_glasses hand minesweeper soyjak stubble text variant:cobson
adjusting_glasses artist:sectionalism bald gem glasses glowing_glasses hand minesweeper soyjak stubble text variant:cobson // 1632x788 // 51.9KB

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Chud:
>minesweeper

since when minesweeper has stuff like these?
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Sectionalism: @Chud: minesweeper online my record is 40 second medium 2 second small
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Chud: @Sectionalism: is that a good time for a noon?
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Sectionalism: @Chud: I would say it there is not one noon on the entire planet earth who hath bested that time!
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Chud: @Sectionalism: there is not a single noon on this planet who even knows how to Play minesweeper
31475: angry arm beard book chud closed_mouth communism ear engels friedrich_engels hair hand holding_book holding_object millions_must_die pen quote socialism soyjak subvariant:pol_face text variant:chudjak
angry arm beard book chud closed_mouth communism ear engels friedrich_engels hair hand holding_book holding_object millions_must_die pen quote socialism soyjak subvariant:pol_face text variant:chudjak // 615x1119 // 2.6MB

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Chud: Mongols raped russian women though
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Chud: Le goebells face

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Chud: Le russia face
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Chud: WHERE'S THE AUSTRAIN EMPIRE NOW? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHABAHAHA

SERBS WON
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Chud:
>WHERE'S THE AUSTRAIN EMPIRE NOW? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHABAHAHA


>SERBS WON

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11075: beard blue_skin glasses meta:tagme schizo soyjak stubble subvariant:science_lover tranny variant:markiplier_soyjak
beard blue_skin glasses meta:tagme schizo soyjak stubble subvariant:science_lover tranny variant:markiplier_soyjak // 800x789 // 307.6KB
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Chud1: american ugly person schizophrenic lead
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sempiel: meddies please
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Chud2: i made this lol
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Chud3: coalie
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Chud4: уголёчек
11934: glasses open_mouth soyjak stubble upside_down variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
glasses open_mouth soyjak stubble upside_down variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak // 600x686 // 76.5KB
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Chud1: ID'd
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Chud2: Australian gem
31322: arm clothes deformed glasses hat judaism kippah oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive open_mouth philip_roth soyjak stretched_mouth stubble subvariant:el_perro_loco text tshirt variant:el_perro_rabioso
arm clothes deformed glasses hat judaism kippah oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive open_mouth philip_roth soyjak stretched_mouth stubble subvariant:el_perro_loco text tshirt variant:el_perro_rabioso // 800x1480 // 70.7KB

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Chud:
>images images images

gem
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Chud: Neurotic greedy person oven fuel
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Chud:
>My circumcised little dong is simply shriveled up with veneration
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Sectionalism: This is truly nauseating to read.
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Chud: OH MY YAWEH SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!!
10062: clothes hair hand open_mouth pointing smile variant:two_pointing_soyjaks yugioh
clothes hair hand open_mouth pointing smile variant:two_pointing_soyjaks yugioh // 2048x1130 // 159.4KB

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Chud: nas gem
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Chud: This is literally tranime, zero jaks in this picture
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Erika_Furudo: Gem, GX is a classic
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Chud: Made for BWC
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Chud: yugioh faces™ have ias potential
20848: angry animated country cross dance finland flag flag:finland full_body gangnam_style glasses irl open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:cobson
angry animated country cross dance finland flag flag:finland full_body gangnam_style glasses irl open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:cobson // 300x460 // 509.8KB
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Chud1: *sharts on your post*
30180: angry country finland flag glasses happy_merchant judaism nas:happy_jewish nas:merchant open_mouth russia stubble variant:feraljak
angry country finland flag glasses happy_merchant judaism nas:happy_jewish nas:merchant open_mouth russia stubble variant:feraljak // 645x509 // 39.2KB

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Chud: why does ever comment section turn into italy argentina coal raisinflinging
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Chud: because raisinalians are specials
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Chud:
>because raisinalians are retar-AH-ACKCACKACKACKACAKAAAAAAAACKKKKKKK NO MAME WEY NO MAME WEYYAACKKKKKKK

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Chud:
>>because raisinalians are retar-AH-ACKCACKACKACKACAKAAAAAAAACKKKKKKK NO MAME WEY NO MAME WEYYAACKKKKKKK

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Chud: BEcause argentinan are smartoid
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