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7940: 2soyjaks arm christianity clothes country flag flag:united_states glasses hand hat heart holding_heart holding_object israel jesus judaism kippah smile soyjak speech_bubble star star_of_david stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak united_states variant:gapejak
2soyjaks arm christianity clothes country flag flag:united_states glasses hand hat heart holding_heart holding_object israel jesus judaism kippah smile soyjak speech_bubble star star_of_david stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak united_states variant:gapejak // 1170x852 // 111.9KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
flamboyant person!
avatar Chud - Reply
Real!!!
avatar Chud - Reply
Umm the real quote actually goes like this "If you kill your enemy, they win"
avatar Chud - Reply
he never said this doe
avatar Chud - Reply
>ITS DA JOOOOOOOS
avatar Chud - Reply
Absolutely baited everyone award...
That verse is nowhere in Scripture
avatar Chud - Reply
Mat 5:44 KJV “But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;”
avatar Chud - Reply
The final redpill is that the church ruined Europe forever. Obviously larpaganism is not much better, but Christianity is the origin of lots of evils. First wave feminists were all christian. MLK used Christianity to justify desegregation. The catholic church promoted race-mixing and they are the reason spanish exist.
avatar Chud - Reply
https://www.science.org/content/article/how-early-christian-church-gave-birth-today-s-weird-europeans

https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2019/11/roman-catholic-church-ban-in-the-middle-ages-loosened-family-ties/

Yes, banning cousin marriage was bad. Inbred goatfuckers will still exist in 100 years, white people will not.
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
kiss yourself BLASPHEMOUS ATHEIST REDDITOR flamboyant person chad special ugly person
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
7673: 4chan animal arm ban beard bloodshot_eyes buff christianity crying dog ear flood glasses god grey_hair hand holding_object janny john_morris open_mouth punch push_pin rope screenshot snout soyjak sticky suicide text tongue variant:bernd white_skin yellow_skin yellow_teeth
4chan animal arm ban beard bloodshot_eyes buff christianity crying dog ear flood glasses god grey_hair hand holding_object janny john_morris open_mouth punch push_pin rope screenshot snout soyjak sticky suicide text tongue variant:bernd white_skin yellow_skin yellow_teeth // 500x375 // 144.5KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
ugly people stop ruining the internet like your genital challenge
avatar Chud - Reply
@Anonymous: muh ugly people
avatar Chud - Reply
coal
avatar Chud - Reply
thought it was coal but then I got that janny is banning God from 4chan for the deluge because it's flooding lol
avatar Chud - Reply
ill just hop on proxies and vpns from the heavens tho
avatar professornothingburger2 - Reply
i know how to kill with my fingers
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
Blasphemous coal
avatar Chud - Reply
Marge???
avatar Chud - Reply
@ConservativeWaluigi: d-did you just made joke about muh greedy personish psyop??? Buurn in hell foreva you fuggen heretic
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
kiss yourself BLASPHEMOUS ATHEIST REDDITOR flamboyant person chad special ugly person
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
58667: cat_mario ear flag glasses korean_text mario meta:game multiple_soyjaks open_mouth soyjak stubble syobon_action variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:chudjak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak
cat_mario ear flag glasses korean_text mario meta:game multiple_soyjaks open_mouth soyjak stubble syobon_action variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:chudjak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak // 480x448, 44.6s // 3.8MB

showing 10 of 11 comments

avatar Chud - Reply
I love cat mario
avatar Chud - Reply
Surprised he didn't Ack itself on the flag
avatar Chud - Reply
high effort gem
avatar Chud - Reply
Gem
avatar Chud - Reply
Fuck videogames,you furnoon
avatar Chud - Reply
obsessed obsessed im so obsessed just kill everyone already just kill everyone already just kill everyone already just kill everyone already stop stalking me i haven't made an account im a nobody and 100% of comments on this website is me wish i was dead and cold aiyoayaeiowjwhdjeoebwjsi just kill me already just kill me already i post all of this useless raisin and everybody wants me death i want to kill everybody everything is raisin life is useless and i want everyone to die every single day
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: love you :D
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
specialERALD
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Chud: ^ allah asylum award hallucinated_it_again_award hallucination pig schizo schizophrenia variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
avatar Chud - Reply
gem
15364: arm cheese cheese_niggers closed_mouth clothes glasses hand hat negro sneed soyjak stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak
arm cheese cheese_niggers closed_mouth clothes glasses hand hat negro sneed soyjak stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak // 600x960 // 52.5KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
formerly crackermilk
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@Anonymous: Gem
avatar Chuck_Sneed777 - Reply
gem
avatar greg - Reply
Every noon is full of poo as greedy people use their feces to make golems and send them on "fishing" boats to the US
avatar greg - Reply
@greg: This is trve
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@greg: Now go back to the post under which you commented "Molestable" and say "This is trve" as well
avatar greg - Reply
@Chud: No?
137734: 2soyjaks amerimutt brown_skin clothes donald_trump epstein epstein_island fat fixed grey_hair irl_background jeffrey_epstein jude kike orange_skin shitskin stink_lines stinky subvariant:impish_amerimutt suit sweating variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:meximutt yellow_hair yellow_sclera
2soyjaks amerimutt brown_skin clothes donald_trump epstein epstein_island fat fixed grey_hair irl_background jeffrey_epstein jude kike orange_skin shitskin stink_lines stinky subvariant:impish_amerimutt suit sweating variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:meximutt yellow_hair yellow_sclera // 888x849 // 300.4KB
avatar H3K - Reply
made a gooder and accurater version
avatar Chudson88 - Reply
the first esl fnf diddy
avatar Chud1 - Reply
"obsessed antididdybludstone"
- jeffrey epstein
avatar gemmygem2 - Reply
gem
avatar Chud2 - Reply
no soy fan de epstein carnal
156955: drawing hand monster paper subvariant:pol_face text the_binding_of_isaac variant:chudjak
drawing hand monster paper subvariant:pol_face text the_binding_of_isaac variant:chudjak // 2388x1330 // 2.1MB
avatar Alexander_Goyev - Reply
Gems from the basement
avatar trevor - Reply
brimcoal
avatar TEALOVER - Reply
isaac is luck based RNG for flamboyant persons.

coal.
38740: bloodshot_eyes closed_mouth coffee ear glasses heart i_love smile soyjak stubble text variant:markiplier_soyjak
bloodshot_eyes closed_mouth coffee ear glasses heart i_love smile soyjak stubble text variant:markiplier_soyjak // 600x800 // 29.5KB

showing 10 of 17 comments

avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@Chud: Bad manufacturing, gem nonetheless
avatar emerald - Reply
Tea is better
avatar emerald - Reply
Tea is better
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
Coffee WABAG
avatar emerald - Reply
@Dunchenman: kiss yourself coffeechad
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
water is better
avatar greg - Reply
@emerald: Trvke
avatar Chud - Reply
Milk is gemmy drink
avatar greg - Reply
@Chud: Trvke also
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@greg: greg, think about your life
157985: 2soyjaks ack blunt brainrot clothes glasses great_meme_reset hair letter noose nyan_cat open_mouth police rainbow rope stubble suit sunglasses teeth text tung_tung_tung_sahur variant:unknown weed
2soyjaks ack blunt brainrot clothes glasses great_meme_reset hair letter noose nyan_cat open_mouth police rainbow rope stubble suit sunglasses teeth text tung_tung_tung_sahur variant:unknown weed // 1600x980 // 1.0MB

showing 10 of 32 comments

avatar Ghostguy338 - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx:
Baited everybaldi award
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@Chud: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 3:<
avatar Coemskong - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: the great fail reset
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: isn't that when John Doe came back in 2017?
avatar Scoot - Reply
kiss yourself ESL great meme reset diddy
avatar Chud - Reply
Agreed. Skibidi Toilet and the rest of that is fucking not funny and people who think it is are idiots.
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: same with oneraisin
avatar retard - Reply
I have a brother born in 2012
avatar Skeletorn - Reply
brainrot won. kiss yourself ugly person
avatar TEALOVER - Reply
OP is a furflamboyant person.
123645: angry big_lips closed_mouth clothes family_guy female glasses hair hat judaism meg_griffin pink_shirt subvariant:brazilmutt variant:meximutt white_skin woman yamaka
angry big_lips closed_mouth clothes family_guy female glasses hair hat judaism meg_griffin pink_shirt subvariant:brazilmutt variant:meximutt white_skin woman yamaka // 710x653 // 45.7KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
SoyteenLiker
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
Obsessed Peterstone
avatar Chud - Reply
millions must shut up
avatar Chud - Reply
Brimstone
avatar Chud - Reply
Megsamutt
avatar GuyinanAvenger - Reply
True gemmys draw in kleki
avatar Chud - Reply
meg backwards
avatar Chud - Reply
Gemmmm
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
GEG, Meg is greedy personish
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
shut up meg
81026: bald caption covering_ears eyebrows glasses hand hands_on_ears lalala looking_at_you meme nose soyjak stubble text variant:cobson
bald caption covering_ears eyebrows glasses hand hands_on_ears lalala looking_at_you meme nose soyjak stubble text variant:cobson // 204x247 // 21.6KB

showing 10 of 13 comments

avatar Chud - Reply
gem
avatar blackskinaryan - Reply
raisinskin mutt
avatar Chud - Reply
>malding
avatar Chud - Reply
'emmy
avatar Chud - Reply
>c0rd meme
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: You're a social outcast
avatar f - Reply
@Chud: captions are c0rd memes BECAUSE I SAID SO.
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Lalalala, its a gem
avatar dap - Reply
@Nobody1: when did you become trusted
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@dap: Today i asked mustard to be trusted and he made me trusted
161225: angry balding beard black_shirt bloodshot_eyes blue_hair clothes dr_seuss fat gemstone glasses green_shirt houses literal_who marge marge_simpson multiple_soyjaks mutt muttoid open_mouth red_eyes red_shoes shit_nobody_cares_about_enthusiast shitnobodycaresabout smoke snca snow stubble subvariant:blobson subvariant:longplier subvariant:nucob subvariant:science_lover text the_simpsons topaz tshirt variant:cobson variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:markipliersoyjak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak vein white_text whoville yellow_skin
angry balding beard black_shirt bloodshot_eyes blue_hair clothes dr_seuss fat gemstone glasses green_shirt houses literal_who marge marge_simpson multiple_soyjaks mutt muttoid open_mouth red_eyes red_shoes shit_nobody_cares_about_enthusiast shitnobodycaresabout smoke snca snow stubble subvariant:blobson subvariant:longplier subvariant:nucob subvariant:science_lover text the_simpsons topaz tshirt variant:cobson variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:markipliersoyjak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak vein white_text whoville yellow_skin // 851x640 // 162.0KB
avatar Skeletorn - Reply
i live herre eith my pet elephsant
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
I live here
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
We live there
avatar antifanfumbaction69420 - Reply
Mi home o algo
avatar Ariane_Yeong - Reply
Vgh, home...
avatar Chud1 - Reply
>my little takis
161227: bald beard eyes glasses nose variant:cumavy white_background
bald beard eyes glasses nose variant:cumavy white_background // 1008x1024 // 90.0KB
avatar greg - Reply
Wojak with stubble and glasses
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
greg but a billion shades whiter
avatar Zonky - Reply
Gem
avatar Chud1 - Reply
I don't have any problem with this nuvariant just because it isn't spam
avatar Admre - Reply
Peeson
avatar TEALOVER - Reply
its okay, but its not gross and mean looking enough like how any other soyjak is. so it kinda doesnt really feel like a soyjak.
161287: bald brim buttons cap clothes glasses hat redbubble screenshot series:orhowevertheburgeriseatens_family shadow smile stubble variant:cobson white_background
bald brim buttons cap clothes glasses hat redbubble screenshot series:orhowevertheburgeriseatens_family shadow smile stubble variant:cobson white_background // 678x548 // 329.2KB
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
hwabac
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
COALSON WNBAG
avatar Thub - Reply
Would buy this
avatar Thub - Reply
Does anyone have a link
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Best cap ever
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@Nobody1: cap
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@Chud: No cap
avatar playinghand - Reply
buy this gem
156394: aliased cute fusion hair merge neutral series:fusionjaks series:kidjaks stubble subvariant:neutralplier subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak
aliased cute fusion hair merge neutral series:fusionjaks series:kidjaks stubble subvariant:neutralplier subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak // 960x1080 // 30.2KB
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
Abomination
avatar Chud1 - Reply
coal
avatar Chud2 - Reply
gemmy
avatar uoy - Reply
I don't know if this is considered a duplicate since I made it aliased
avatar uoy - Reply
https://soybooru.com/post/view/35856
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
@uoy: not duplicate
avatar Aztechicano - Reply
wawa
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Stone jaw
132011: drinking drinking_straw eating foot glasses limeade_(user) meta:namefags mustard mustard_(user) soyjak straw stubble subvariant:condiment variant:feraljak variant:soyak
drinking drinking_straw eating foot glasses limeade_(user) meta:namefags mustard mustard_(user) soyjak straw stubble subvariant:condiment variant:feraljak variant:soyak // 1097x1316 // 89.4KB
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gemmy, however wouldn't it be disgusting to chug mustard and lime juice at the same time
63527: arm avocado bag blond blood blue_eyes bowl button countrywar crying ear eyebrows flag flag:italy flag:mexico glasses hair hanging hot_sauce instructions meat_grinder open_eyes open_mouth pipe plate rope shirts shoulder smile sombrero stubble subvariant:nucob tacos text variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:gapejak warning white_sclera
arm avocado bag blond blood blue_eyes bowl button countrywar crying ear eyebrows flag flag:italy flag:mexico glasses hair hanging hot_sauce instructions meat_grinder open_eyes open_mouth pipe plate rope shirts shoulder smile sombrero stubble subvariant:nucob tacos text variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:gapejak warning white_sclera // 2048x2732 // 379.4KB

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avatar Astro_Bot - Reply
Marge
avatar Chud - Reply
@Spanish_Chud: bbc therapy
avatar greg - Reply
I'm conflicted
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
Gemerald that killed Greg
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Small raisinalians in a package are highly consumed items
avatar greg - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: I'm not raisinalian
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@greg: I'm talking about Cobson
avatar Thub - Reply
tacos look good doebeit
avatar greg - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: That's why I am conflicted because on one hand this is Total raisinalian Death but on the other it has C***son
avatar emerald - Reply
@greg: nucob is quite different from cobson
769: asian glasses irl_background open_mouth rice small_eyes soyjak stubble variant:feraljak yellow_skin yellow_teeth
asian glasses irl_background open_mouth rice small_eyes soyjak stubble variant:feraljak yellow_skin yellow_teeth // 750x750 // 500.4KB
avatar kuzdif - Reply
BSC SLUT
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
He is angry because there is no bugs to eat with rice. Gem
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