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Chud: Warrior z goons to S.A.M
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Warrior-Z: @Chud:
What is that?.. I heard something gassy... GARF, YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU WERE DRIVING A DECOMMISSIONED MILITARY TANK, WHEN THE BRAKES MALFUNCTIONED AND YOU STEAM ROLLED OVER YOUR OWN HOUSE, YOU ABSOLUTE special! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD WIN IN AN ASMR CONTEST WITH YOUR EARS ONLY HEARING BUZZING MOSQUITO NOISES SO LOUD THEY BLEW OUT EVERY MICROPHONE IN AMERICA AND STARTED A PLAGUE WITH EVERY MOSQUITO SWARM TO CAUSE MASS EXTINCTION OF THE HUMAN RACE BY BEES STINGING EVERY ANT HILL FOR A LAMBORGHINI TEST DRIVE IN MONOCYCLE MODE! YOU MELTED YOUR KEYBOARD IN A PUDDLE OF COFFEE TO REENACT A 1964 SITCOM WHERE THE SECRET TO WINNING A STARING CONTEST IS TO STARE AT A HOT BEETROOT, BITCH ASS BOY! WHAT IS YOU SAYING RN? YOU GOT GROOMED BY ASTROFIEND, NOW YOU ARE AGAINST US GEEEEEEEEEG! WHAT A WEAK MINDED BITCH YOU ARE, BUT I CANT BLAME YOU, AFTER ALL YOU HAVE A SMALL BRAIN! YOU GOT MINECRAFT REDSTONE WIRING FOR NERVES AND YOUR BLOODSTREAM GOT LAG SPIKES, EVERY TIME YOU BLINK YOU DO A CRITICAL HIT ON YOUR OWN IQ!
YOU LITTLE FAT DOUBLE CHINNED LOSER, STOP GOONING YOUR TBP TO FPE ALL DAY LONG WITHOUT STOPPING YOU FAT ASS! YOUR specialED ASS SAID IT WAS BAIT AND YOU WERE GONNA STOP BUT YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE YOU GOT ADDICTED TO GOONING AND KEPT POSTING FPE LIKE THE MUTT YOU ARE! HOW ABOUT YOU STOP EATING SO MUCH LASAGNA BEFORE YOU GET EVEN FATTER AND EVEN MORE GASSY! OR ELSE YOU'LL KEEP TAKING MORE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AND KEEP RAGING ON ME! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, chad! YOU EVEN GOONED TO TERRYJAK, YOU ARE CLEARLY A DEGENERATE
I AM KRATOS, I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUnoon, I AM SPAWN, I. AM. WARRIOR-Z
YOU BUILT LIKE A SENTIENT YOGURT CUP FILLED WITH EXPIRED BATTERIES, WHISPERING ANIME QUOTES TO YOUR PET ROCK NAMED "SCOLIOSIS STEVE, SON! I WIN EVERY DEBATE!
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Chud: @Warrior-Z:
Kill Warrior-Z. Behead Warrior-Z. Roundhouse kick a Warrior-Z into the concrete. Slam dunk a Warrior-Z baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a Warrior-Z food. Launch Warrior-Z into the sun. Stir fry Warrior-Z in a wok. Toss Warrior-Z into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Warrior-Z gas tank. Judo throw Warrior-Z into a wood chipper. Twist Warrior-Z heads off. Report Warrior-Z to the IRS. Karate chop Warrior-Z in half. Curb stomp pregnant black Warrior-Z. Trap Warrior-Z in quicksand. Crush Warrior-Z in the trash compactor. Liquefy Warrior-Z in a vat of acid. Eat Warrior-Z. Dissect Warrior-Z. Exterminate Warrior-Z in the gas chamber. Stomp Warrior-Z skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Warrior-Z in the oven. Lobotomize Warrior-Z. Mandatory abortions for Warrior-Z. Grind Warrior-Z fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Warrior-Z in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Warrior-Z with a ray gun. Kick old Warrior-Z down the stairs. Feed Warrior-Z to alligators. Slice Warrior-Z with a katana. Put a bomb in a Warrior-Z's mouth. Throw knives at Warrior-Z. Inflate Warrior-Z until they pop. Send Warrior-Z into a blackhole. Castrate Warrior-Z. Feed Warrior-Z poisoned food. Force Warrior-Z to walk the plank. Push Warrior-Z into a pit. Kneel on a Warrior-Z's neck. Curse Warrior-Z with a spell. Stuff Warrior-Z babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Warrior-Z with a tank. Pop a Warrior-Z's car tire. Strike Warrior-Z children with a ruler. Make Warrior-Z swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a Warrior-Z's limbs. Airdrop Warrior-Z into Antarctica. Throw Warrior-Z off the boat. Pressurize Warrior-Z into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a Warrior-Z's ass. Falcon-punch a Warrior-Z in the face. Make Warrior-Z into fiction. Blow Warrior-Z heads off with grenade launchers. Blow Warrior-Z brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock Warrior-Z in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail Warrior-Z to a cross and stab them. Run over Warrior-Z with a tank feet-first. Crush Warrior-Z with a press. Attack Warrior-Z with acid. Boil Warrior-Z in a pan. Lock Warrior-Z inside a brazen bull. Burn Warrior-Z alive. Drag Warrior-Z across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Warrior-Z. Quarter Warrior-Z. Impale Warrior-Z on a pike. Tenderize Warrior-Z with a mallet. Ionise Warrior-Z in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Warrior-Z in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Warrior-Z in a black hole. Curse Warrior-Z with the necronomicon. Trap Warrior-Z in purgatory. Bang a Warrior-Z testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Warrior-Z off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Warrior-Z in the vacuum of space. Fry Warrior-Z with power lines. Feed Warrior-Z ricin. Kneecap a Warrior-Z with a twelve gauge. Re enslave Warrior-Z. Sell Warrior-Z organs on the black market. Run Warrior-Z over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Warrior-Z into the grand canyon. Burn Warrior-Z with jet engine exhaust. Beat Warrior-Z to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a Warrior-Z asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Warrior-Z to the sun god. Drop Warrior-Z out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed Warrior-Z to sharks. Load a Warrior-Z into a cannon and shoot the Warrior-Z at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Warrior-Z under a galleon. Disembowel Warrior-Z with a bayonet. Strap a Warrior-Z to a cruise missile and launch it at a Warrior-Z neighbourhood. Drop Warrior-Z into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Warrior-Z. Lure Warrior-Z in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a Warrior-Z to learn calculus, then kill the Warrior-Z anyway. Atomize Warrior-Z with a powerfist. Throw Warrior-Z into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Warrior-Z with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Warrior-Z from 40-story buildings. Throw Warrior-Z at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Warrior-Z in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Warrior-Z to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Warrior-Z with syringe guns. Defecate on Warrior-Z food stamps. Make Warrior-Z pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Warrior-Z into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Warrior-Z then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate Warrior-Z with depleted uranium. Launch a Warrior-Z with a trebuchet. Send a Warrior-Z exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a Warrior-Z as a crash test dummy. Tie Warrior-Z onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a Warrior-Z. Trample Warrior-Z. Bury Warrior-Z alive. Play bowling with Warrior-Z heads as pins. Grate Warrior-Z with a cheese grater. Get Warrior-Z stuck in an elevator. Spray a Warrior-Z toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a Warrior-Z directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a Warrior-Z parachute. Sabotage a Warrior-Z bungee. Trap a Warrior-Z under ice. Force a Warrior-Z to work and support a family of 5. Force Warrior-Z into gladiatorial combat. Send Warrior-Z back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a Warrior-Z room. Put Warrior-Z on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a Warrior-Z organs. Waterboard Warrior-Z with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay Warrior-Z. Tie Warrior-Z to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on Warrior-Z. Gibbet Warrior-Z. Tie a lightning rod to a Warrior-Z head during a storm. Lure Warrior-Z into suicide pods. Bury Warrior-Z neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending Warrior-Z to it. Stir Warrior-Z into cement. Squeeze Warrior-Z through a chain link fence. Hack Warrior-Z socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a Warrior-Z. Microwave a Warrior-Z head. Suck a Warrior-Z into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a Warrior-Z basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby Warrior-Z in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash Warrior-Z black skin. Play games with Warrior-Z jigsaw style. Trim a Warrior-Z nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a Warrior-Z to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a Warrior-Z in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a Warrior-Z bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a Warrior-Z and serve ferret patties to other Warrior-Z. Feed a Warrior-Z viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a Warrior-Z dildo. Stone Warrior-Z. Tranquilize Warrior-Z and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from Warrior-Z. Throw a Warrior-Z down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to Warrior-Z. Pimp-slap Warrior-Z into airplane turbines. Displace Warrior-Z in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a Warrior-Z a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on Warrior-Z at maximum voltage. Give Warrior-Z sentient brain parasites. Give Warrior-Z over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave Warrior-Z out for vultures. Drive a Warrior-Z into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a Warrior-Z. Strap Warrior-Z on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap Warrior-Z to a judas cradle. Blast Warrior-Z with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy Warrior-Z. Whip Warrior-Z into obedience. Slingshot a Warrior-Z into orbit. Rocket Warrior-Z into the sun. Stir-fry Warrior-Z in a wok. Bite a Warrior-Z and drink their blood. Urinate into a Warrior-Z's gas tank. Judo throw Warrior-Z into the wood chipper. Unscrew a Warrior-Z's head off. Bake Warrior-Z into Warrior-Z-pizza. Arrest Warrior-Z for no reason. Electrocute Warrior-Z. Curb stomp pregnant Warrior-Z. Beat a Warrior-Z up. Slice a Warrior-Z up and wear their skin. Set Warrior-Z on fire. Spin Warrior-Z around until they puke. Tie Warrior-Z to a train track. Karate kick a Warrior-Z in the testicles. Stomp Warrior-Z skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil Warrior-Z into a broth. Deep fry Warrior-Z. Fourth-trimester abortions for Warrior-Z. Blend Warrior-Z in a blender. Snap a Warrior-Z's neck. Throw Warrior-Z off buildings. Send aliens to abduct Warrior-Z. Force Warrior-Z to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush Warrior-Z with anvils. Throw Warrior-Z off of rooftops. Incinerate Warrior-Z. Starve Warrior-Z. Blow Warrior-Z up with dynamite. Gulp Warrior-Z. Feast on Warrior-Z eyeballs. Cave in a Warrior-Z's skull. Kiss a Warrior-Z to death. Peel a Warrior-Z like a banana. Wipe out Warrior-Z tribes. Deny Warrior-Z into Heaven. Freeze Warrior-Z in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a Warrior-Z. Lock on to Warrior-Z with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a Warrior-Z. Ferment Warrior-Z into stew. Ensnare Warrior-Z. Nark on Warrior-Z to the army. Cause a total Warrior-Z purge. Jam a Warrior-Z into a geyser. Axe murder a Warrior-Z. Unleash Smelvin upon Warrior-Z. Put Warrior-Z on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total Warrior-Z death..
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Chud1: The Warrior-Z face
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JimboClittyLeakageArchive: 
In Loving Memory of Jimbo
We gather with heavy hearts to remember Jimbo-a man who lived simply but left a lasting mark on those who truly saw him. Short in stature and chubby in frame, he resided in a modest hut, lived on his own terms, and walked through life with a spirit that was raw, real, and entirely his.
Of African descent, Jimbo cherished his roots and found deep joy in the bold, comforting flavors of Afro cuisine. Meals with him were more than sustenance-they were expressions of love, memory, and identity. Food was one of the many ways he kept his culture close, and he shared it generously.
He was a person of contradictions-gentle but blunt, quiet but unforgettable. He bore a scent that many found hard to ignore-earthy, unapologetic, and part of the unfiltered truth he carried in every aspect of his life. Jimbo did not pretend. He was who he was.
Tragically, Jimbo died by suicide. We do not pretend to understand the weight he carried, nor the pain that brought him to that moment. But we do know this: he mattered. His life, in all its complexity, was worthy of love, compassion, and remembrance.
Let us not define him by how he left us, but remember him for how he lived-with honesty, depth, cultural pride, and a stubborn refusal to be anyone but himself. May we carry forward his memory not only with sorrow, but with tenderness and truth.
Rest peacefully, Jimbo.
You were seen. You are missed. You are loved.
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CuteFurryFemboyUWU: OP is an indian
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Chud: Assuming Batman holds a Christian ethical worldview... (and he usually does), no it is not nonsensical to have that worldview, and even then you could justify his no kill rule simply by saying he believes all justices should be carried out to their end by the Law system, and since he himself is literally not a judge nor jury or executioner, he has to let the actual judges, jury and executioners EXECUTE their laws on the villains of Gotham... The only reason Joker has never been executed is because of insanity plea, and this is perfectly in line with how actual New Jersey law operates. Bane? Hes a foreign terrorist with a small country at his back and is practically bullet proof, he might even survive an electric chair, depending on how you scale him. Deathstroke? Too valuable of an asset to the US government and Amanda Waller to execute, and he has the league of shadows at his back, especially after marrying Lady Shiva. Ra's al ghul? He literally cannot die as his league of assassins will always overthrow or infiltrate whatever government tries to contain him and put him in a Lazarus pit, you'd have to find a justifiable reason for the U?S government to want or care about literally vaporizing him... and EVEN THEN his descendants and subordinates will take his place as the Head of the demon... I could go on and on about why each villain REALISTICALLY either wouldn't get executed, would only be imprisoned, or would be literally UNCONTAINABLE in the long term, like Clayface or Solomon Grundy. So even if Batman attempted to kill every single one of his villains, Deathstroke is literally rivaling him in combat prowess, and Solomon Grundy is a straight up Superman contending villain multiple times, so Batman having no qualms about killing wouldn't even do much for the story, there's also the fact that Joker being killed would canonically lead to the Batman who laughs... who literally ended up murdering the entire bat family and putting the ENTIRE DC MULTIVERSE as risk, to the point it took Mobius Chair Wally (The Fastest character in fiction)The Justice league and plenty of DC's hardest hitters to take down the Darkest Knight... So tell me.. HOW does Batman killing all his villains benefit him in any way... it results in him abandoning most of his morals entirely... it falsely presumes that ALL of Batman's villains deserve execution, (which is stupid, considering the nuance in Mr. Freeze, Grundy, Man-bat, White Bunny and plenty of other's stories. On TOP of the aforementioned DIMENSIONAL catastrophe that could result just off of Batman killing joker alone... So this video missed EVERY mark imaginable, you have to prove that EVERY Batman villain EVER is deserving of execution and is impossible to rehabilitate... you have to demonstrate why this somehow wouldn't contradict Batman's moral groundings... and then you have to demonstrate why Batman's villains either wouldn't be brought back to life, instantly replaced, or Near impossible to kill by traditional means already. Learn The Batman Mythos or don't speak on it at all, just because the Snyder goof thinks Batman should kill doesn't now mean it makes sense and should be how Batman operates. :joy:
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Chud: It's all larp on imageboards
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