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Albert April 21, 2024; 19:12 - Reply

gem

Fozzy April 21, 2024; 19:18 - Reply

I just realized a bald Beavis would look like Megamind

swiftyfifty April 21, 2024; 19:25 - Reply

gemerald

Chud¹ April 22, 2024; 02:14 - Reply

Soyvis and Chudhead

Chud² April 22, 2024; 09:35 - Reply

gemvs maximvs

SoyNorthropF5 January 16, 2026; 06:30 - Reply

oldflamboyant person gemerald

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Chud¹ December 9, 2023; 12:48 - Reply

gem

Chud² December 9, 2023; 13:24 - Reply

Disgusting Brimstone
kiss yourself already flamboyant person

Chud³ December 10, 2023; 04:08 - Reply

@Chud: because i'm a mutt trans and i love zebra cock

Chud⁴ December 15, 2023; 15:12 - Reply

flamboyant personroot Should Get Raped By Every noon In Existence, Worst Fucking Mod After Max

Chud⁵ December 17, 2023; 05:13 - Reply

Is This Nikocado Avocado?

Chud⁶ December 21, 2023; 05:59 - Reply

Absolutely fucking deranged noonstone

Chud⁷ December 21, 2023; 06:03 - Reply

^master race btw

Chud⁸ June 23, 2024; 00:38 - Reply

Dust

Chud⁹ January 16, 2026; 06:24 - Reply

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Chud¹ August 7, 2025; 17:51 - Reply

[gem]

Chud² August 7, 2025; 17:59 - Reply

loot January 16, 2026; 06:24 - Reply

YIHF

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Chud¹ July 29, 2025; 17:09 - Reply

cactuson

Chud² January 15, 2026; 13:22 - Reply

Gem

cocoschoppenboer January 16, 2026; 06:16 - Reply

big noon cactus

SoyNorthropF5 January 16, 2026; 06:17 - Reply

@cocoschoppenboer: be nice to him

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Chud¹ December 5, 2022; 03:54 - Reply

Better call Soy

Chud² December 5, 2022; 05:55 - Reply

chuck won

Chud³ December 11, 2022; 18:25 - Reply

Better Coal Saul

Chud⁴ August 24, 2025; 13:28 - Reply

This variant fits him in the best way possible

H3K January 16, 2026; 05:50 - Reply

Surprisingly fitting. Gem.

ConservativeWaluigi January 16, 2026; 06:07 - Reply

>Chuck Mcgill IP

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

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Warrior-Z January 15, 2026; 09:39 - Reply

This raisin is ass.

NemanjaVidih January 15, 2026; 10:13 - Reply

noonish seizure

Pineapple January 15, 2026; 13:44 - Reply

Nobody looks like this

SoyNorthropF5 January 16, 2026; 05:37 - Reply

SISA

Vergilius January 16, 2026; 05:42 - Reply

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Chud January 10, 2026; 12:15 - Reply

@Olgol: accept the truth chud, antiswarthy is now a happy husband married with his wife gemtan

Chud January 10, 2026; 14:49 - Reply

If only she was real

xerox January 10, 2026; 17:48 - Reply

@antiswarthy: weird

_73 January 10, 2026; 17:50 - Reply

@antiswarthy: I miss the old 'swarthy
Straight from the 'go 'swarthy

Chud January 16, 2026; 05:06 - Reply

my wife moistpepper and pinkstew on the wedding day

Chud January 16, 2026; 05:07 - Reply

@antiswarthy: WHAT THE FUCK

Chud January 16, 2026; 05:11 - Reply

@antiswarthy: It's not your wife it's OUR wife nlgga

Randals_Strongest_Warrior January 16, 2026; 05:23 - Reply

>Wow this is cute art, I should check other posts by this user!

Boorusissies.... Just shut the site down

MenstrualCykill January 16, 2026; 05:23 - Reply

@Randals_Strongest_Warrior: A janny runs this account so it can't be banned

professornothingburger2 January 16, 2026; 05:28 - Reply

@MenstrualCykill: im not a tranitor lol

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Chud¹ January 16, 2026; 04:32 - Reply

DOGTOESSSSSSSSSSSS

trevor January 16, 2026; 04:33 - Reply

you should've added mustard oozing out of her nipples

trevor January 16, 2026; 04:34 - Reply

just saying

Chud² January 16, 2026; 04:36 - Reply

Chud³ January 16, 2026; 05:19 - Reply

@trevor: TREVORSISSIES WHAT IS THIS............

Chud⁴ January 16, 2026; 05:23 - Reply

@trevor: ohnonononononononono...

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Chud¹ January 16, 2026; 03:28 - Reply

horribly inaccurate; pepe is a frog, making him an amphibian. frogs cant have a pair of giant knockers because boobs are mammal-only trait.

blackops2 January 16, 2026; 05:23 - Reply

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snoop_cob January 16, 2026; 05:19 - Reply

keep trying sweatie

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Chud June 12, 2024; 07:31 - Reply

@SoytanEnthusiast: Soytan WNBAG

@SoytanEnthusiast: You're the ones begging to come in /soy/, stupid special, all your degenerate mascots can go get hanged.

@B_B_GHAST: Shut up chad no one cares bitch.

@Chud: 100% gemerald, Soytan and Zellig are both brim that ruin the 'ru and sharty.

Anyways, gem.

Chud June 12, 2024; 09:14 - Reply

Chud June 12, 2024; 09:19 - Reply

>^^dilate you disgusting ugly person noon soytan will always be a gemerald

Chud June 12, 2024; 09:34 - Reply

^ least flase flagging booruflamboyant person

PETRIXXX June 26, 2024; 21:58 - Reply

kill fandoms, behead fandoms, 360 noscope fandoms, slam dunk a fandom baby into shrek's swamp, force-feed fandoms clorox bleach, launch fandoms into tilted, 9/11 shrekscope fandoms, stream snipe fandoms, shoot fandoms with inhumane shotguns, stir fry fandoms into mtn dew, rustle fandoms' jimmies, 420 quickscope fandoms, launch fandoms off of minecraft buildings without a water bucket, 200 pump fandoms, commence total fandom death

PETRIXXX June 26, 2024; 22:01 - Reply

@Chud: Trvke

arkaim July 22, 2024; 21:06 - Reply

THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKING THINK YOU'RE SOMEHOW JUSTIFIED ENOUGH IN SPAMMING YOUR GARBAGE TO BOAST ABOUT IT, EVEN IGNORING THE COMPLAINTS LEVERAGED BY THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES WITH YOU REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH OF AN INSIPID BEING YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TRYING TO CONVERT THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD TO YOUR GARBAGE FANBASE. YOU THINK THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD BE SATURATED IN NOTHING BUT OMORI. TO YOU, IT ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE CAN'T JUST NOT LIKE IT, APPARENTLY YOU THINK THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE IT NEED TO HAVE IT FORCED UPON THEM AND THAT THOSE WHO FURTHER DISSENT WILL HAVE DEFAMOUS PHOTOSHOPS PROLIFERATED OF THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THIS IS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT, THIS IS ALL YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING TO BE, TO YOU EVERYTHING SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND noonMORI AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. YOU THINK IT'S THE ONLY THING ANYONE SHOULD EVER WATCH. YOU THINK THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE THE SHOW. THE ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU CAN EVER BOAST ABOUT ARE SPREADING THIS GARBAGE TO THE POINT WHERE OTHER PEOPLE REPOST THEM, AND YOU'RE PROMOTING THIS AS A WAY OF LIFE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIVING. YOUR EXISTENCE REVOLVES ONLY AROUND BEING A MALICIOUS SCUMBAG, AND IF YOU DIED IN AN ACCIDENT TOMORROW, WHICH I HOPE HAPPENS, I WILL NOT SHED A FUCKING TEAR

Chud July 23, 2024; 04:21 - Reply

>wordswordswords

kiss yourself ACKaim

Chud July 30, 2024; 21:00 - Reply

Kill FPE fandom,too much ugly people

CrimsonVoidHydra1488 January 16, 2026; 05:15 - Reply

found this random gem
i'm on the very left

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bigsneed October 20, 2025; 10:48 - Reply

No gym for the groundhog
Brootul :wilted_flower:

Chud¹ October 20, 2025; 13:54 - Reply

nice hrtitties

Chud² October 20, 2025; 22:16 - Reply

Marmotplier

cocoschoppenboer January 16, 2026; 05:14 - Reply

contender for the best post on this site

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Chud¹ October 19, 2024; 20:42 - Reply

when you realize Trump has lost like failed painter from Austria in 1945

Chud² October 19, 2024; 20:43 - Reply

when you realize a foid muttsmelly person has won the election and has pissed off all PQTRIQTS

Chud³ October 19, 2024; 20:45 - Reply

when you realize that your waifu Sloptran has been banned from every soysphere imageboard

Chud⁴ October 19, 2024; 20:48 - Reply

@Chud: that never happened meds now

H3K January 16, 2026; 05:02 - Reply

Gem.

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Chud January 16, 2026; 01:07 - Reply

Emerald and trevor

emerald January 16, 2026; 01:09 - Reply

@Chud:

John8_44 January 16, 2026; 01:11 - Reply

@emerald:

emerald January 16, 2026; 01:12 - Reply

@John8_44:

H3K January 16, 2026; 05:01 - Reply

Two gigachads.

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Ascence September 14, 2025; 02:50 - Reply

literal who character

greg January 16, 2026; 04:32 - Reply

Would've been better if this wasn't C***son

John8_44 January 16, 2026; 04:56 - Reply

@greg:

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