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155555: animal arm arms_up bell cat cat_ear chinese_text closed_mouth collar ear glasses gold_coin kanji koban lucky_cat maneki maneki_neko meta:get nose paws snout soy stubble subvariant:gapecat subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tail transparent_background variant:gapejak whiskers
animal arm arms_up bell cat cat_ear chinese_text closed_mouth collar ear glasses gold_coin kanji koban lucky_cat maneki maneki_neko meta:get nose paws snout soy stubble subvariant:gapecat subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tail transparent_background variant:gapejak whiskers // 3000x3000 // 118.4KB

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avatar H3K December 27, 2025; 22:29 - Reply
Gem.
avatar H3K December 27, 2025; 22:30 - Reply
Also legendary quints.
avatar Apollo December 28, 2025; 07:20 - Reply
gemmy
avatar Hexe December 28, 2025; 07:29 - Reply
wholesum.....
avatar Chud December 28, 2025; 11:28 - Reply
still a gemerald variant
avatar Aztechicano December 30, 2025; 21:49 - Reply
gemmi
avatar NemanjaVidih January 18, 2026; 04:53 - Reply
gem of luck and fortune
avatar Chud February 1, 2026; 23:40 - Reply
text:
DaDou
literally means soy (food type)
avatar Chud February 1, 2026; 23:41 - Reply
Da(big)
Dou(bean)
mandarin chinese
avatar Chud February 1, 2026; 23:41 - Reply
Da(big)
Dou(bean)
mandarin chinese
157683: admin banana_split_ice_cream closed_mouth female femjak foidjak glasses hair long_hair magenta_skin quote quote_(user) series:foidjaks smug subvariant:soyak_(smug) subvariant:soygirl variant:soyak
admin banana_split_ice_cream closed_mouth female femjak foidjak glasses hair long_hair magenta_skin quote quote_(user) series:foidjaks smug subvariant:soyak_(smug) subvariant:soygirl variant:soyak // 788x1090 // 29.2KB

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avatar epx7fclhdrp January 2, 2026; 21:55 - Reply
@PinkStew:
>2
. cats are gemmy and cool
bald big_lips closed_mouth discord discord_logo_facial_mark ear earring eyebrows flag:ftm forehead_lines glasses incels.is lips lipstick looking_at_you meta:not_oc nose pink_skin pinterest pooner scar syringe tumblr variant:cuckjeet x_(social_network)
avatar cutebooru January 2, 2026; 21:55 - Reply
i've seen his face he looks nothing like this
avatar Chud January 2, 2026; 21:59 - Reply
@cutebooru: Why have you seen his face
avatar cutebooru January 2, 2026; 22:22 - Reply
@Chud: dont be jealous
avatar 7Zip January 2, 2026; 22:24 - Reply
@cutebooru: quick;y answer u shoudl know but as a foid how do you bag the huzz when theyre playing hard to get?(fast)
avatar Chud January 6, 2026; 02:13 - Reply
Subvariant:soygirl WABAG
avatar Vergilius January 6, 2026; 20:58 - Reply
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
avatar cocoschoppenboer January 12, 2026; 21:23 - Reply
omgsisa cheating on mi wife soytan
avatar greg January 19, 2026; 03:48 - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
>

afro brapzilian brazil flag:brazil hanging nigger rope sloptranwnbag_(namefag) variant:bernd
avatar Chud February 1, 2026; 23:38 - Reply
@greg: angry award black_skin closed_mouth clothes discord fat flag:mexico flag:scat_pride furry_ears glasses goatee green_shirt greg_(cloptoko) greg_(faggot) greg_(pedophile) greg_(user) greg_is_a_scat_loving_projecting_ponycuck hair hello_my_name_is_(sticker) meta:namefags mexico mustache my_little_pony obese rainbow rainbow_dash scat speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:morbidmutt sunglasses t50_eyes takis text unicorn variant:meximutt
166715: admin clothes ear hat kuz smile smug soviet_army_uniform transparent_background variant:mulletjak
admin clothes ear hat kuz smile smug soviet_army_uniform transparent_background variant:mulletjak // 838x1372 // 159.5KB
avatar Stabber February 1, 2026; 20:19 - Reply
Gem!
avatar Eyehurt February 1, 2026; 20:52 - Reply
Looks like a character from an actual soviet cartoon
avatar Niggermutt February 1, 2026; 23:34 - Reply
mulletgem but move the hat to the right a bit
108901: flag:india india indian maga maga_hat pajeet stinky stinky_pajeet
flag:india india indian maga maga_hat pajeet stinky stinky_pajeet // 1280x933 // 100.1KB
avatar Chud1 March 16, 2025; 01:28 - Reply
Real
avatar Chud2 April 2, 2025; 10:27 - Reply
Saar your child are watching too much Friends, not strive like Hindoo
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive February 1, 2026; 23:02 - Reply
jimbo the migrant
avatar SNCAenthusiast February 1, 2026; 23:32 - Reply
is that morostein
166788: blue_skin closed_mouth clothes fur huggy_wuggy lips poppy_playtime sad sharp_teeth shitnobodycaresabout subvariant:science_lover variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak
blue_skin closed_mouth clothes fur huggy_wuggy lips poppy_playtime sad sharp_teeth shitnobodycaresabout subvariant:science_lover variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak // 800x789 // 33.8KB
avatar Niggermutt February 1, 2026; 23:32 - Reply
literally snca
166807: album_cover arm buddhism clothes ear full_body glasses looking_at_you monk music robe rome_(band) sitting subvariant:muscular_chud text variant:chudjak
album_cover arm buddhism clothes ear full_body glasses looking_at_you monk music robe rome_(band) sitting subvariant:muscular_chud text variant:chudjak // 1200x1200 // 735.5KB
avatar Eyehurt February 1, 2026; 23:31 - Reply
Gem
166698: grey_skin hair heart nas:gigachad
grey_skin hair heart nas:gigachad // 1024x1024 // 179.7KB
avatar StinkyWanger February 1, 2026; 19:09 - Reply
me
avatar Chud1 February 1, 2026; 19:09 - Reply
@StinkyWanger: meds
avatar beefsoup February 1, 2026; 19:10 - Reply
@StinkyWanger: wise mordvin
gemmy
words above me
aryan blond blue_eyes closed_mouth cyrillic_text facial_mark fact flag flag:mordovia foreign_language glasses holding_object looking_at_you mordovaryan mordovia mordvinaryan russia series:countryaryan_gem! sign text variant:cobson white_background award blue_skin clothes ear flag:mordovia flag:russian_empire hat hitler_mustache meta:namefags mordvinaryan name_tag oklahoma_city_thunder stinkywanger_(namefag) subvariant:muscular_chud sweater variant:chudjak
avatar John8_44 February 1, 2026; 19:10 - Reply
Thub
avatar 7Zip February 1, 2026; 19:14 - Reply
me and
avatar finocide February 1, 2026; 19:19 - Reply
literall me
avatar Thub February 1, 2026; 20:31 - Reply
Man...
avatar tQQt February 1, 2026; 23:29 - Reply
my bf looks like this
166786: admin_6 boxxy_boo colored_glasses evil glasses inverted open_mouth poppy_playtime scary sharp_teeth spring variant:unknown
admin_6 boxxy_boo colored_glasses evil glasses inverted open_mouth poppy_playtime scary sharp_teeth spring variant:unknown // 1472x704 // 174.7KB
avatar austrian_chud February 1, 2026; 22:11 - Reply
Inb4 emerald unapproves it and gets demoted
avatar emerald February 1, 2026; 22:44 - Reply
NAS
avatar John8_44 February 1, 2026; 22:48 - Reply
@emerald:
>bald

>glasses

>open mouth

>stubble

More IAS than impish
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive February 1, 2026; 23:09 - Reply
MR BEAST
151087: black_hair brown_skin capcut closed_eyes discord faggot fl_studio flag:india india judaism kike laughing meta:leaky meta:namefags name_tag nigger paint_net pajeet queen_of_spades speech_bubble stink_lines subhuman subvariant:mexiaryan tor trend:slopjak variant:meximutt veiron_(user) youtube youtuber
black_hair brown_skin capcut closed_eyes discord faggot fl_studio flag:india india judaism kike laughing meta:leaky meta:namefags name_tag nigger paint_net pajeet queen_of_spades speech_bubble stink_lines subhuman subvariant:mexiaryan tor trend:slopjak variant:meximutt veiron_(user) youtube youtuber // 882x969 // 161.2KB

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avatar Garf December 12, 2025; 12:20 - Reply
@veironn:
smells like bangladesh^
avatar veironn December 12, 2025; 12:51 - Reply
@Garf: youre literally from argentina
avatar Soyton December 12, 2025; 12:53 - Reply
@veironn: hes not, hes mutterican mutt allegedly associated with argentina
avatar veironn December 12, 2025; 13:02 - Reply
@Soyton: lol what special would larp as argentinian
avatar Chud December 14, 2025; 15:25 - Reply
Morostein (who lives at 3 Vla Flore, Paris, 75016, six blocks away from the Parc des Princes.) looks like this.
avatar Chud December 19, 2025; 07:15 - Reply
Paint net is le bed, saaaaar
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive December 20, 2025; 23:01 - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: also 'parf
avatar Olgol January 24, 2026; 20:06 - Reply
Whitest Cryptopsy fan
avatar veironn February 1, 2026; 23:08 - Reply
rest in piss fuck ferret
avatar MenstrualCykill February 1, 2026; 23:09 - Reply
@Olgol:
black_skin nigger red_lips rotten_teeth side_profile speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:a24_side_profile_soyjak variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak white_background yellow_sclera
166805: 1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website award badge blond brown_skin eyebrows hair lips looking_at_you nate_higger's_distant_cousin_(cape_rrackers) nose open_mouth red_lips shitskin subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine teeth template variant:alicia white_background wig yellow_hair yellow_teeth
1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website award badge blond brown_skin eyebrows hair lips looking_at_you nate_higger's_distant_cousin_(cape_rrackers) nose open_mouth red_lips shitskin subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine teeth template variant:alicia white_background wig yellow_hair yellow_teeth // 592x720 // 35.4KB
avatar John8_44 February 1, 2026; 23:03 - Reply
surprised no one made this until now
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive February 1, 2026; 23:09 - Reply
Jimbrap
107458: doll_(user) donald_trump froot kuz series:esl_pedo_league sharty soot soyjak_party subvariant:euroaryan subvariant:mustached_gapejak toss trend:jartycuck trend:slopjak variant:gapejak variant:kuzjak variant:markiplier_soyjak warrior-z_(user)
doll_(user) donald_trump froot kuz series:esl_pedo_league sharty soot soyjak_party subvariant:euroaryan subvariant:mustached_gapejak toss trend:jartycuck trend:slopjak variant:gapejak variant:kuzjak variant:markiplier_soyjak warrior-z_(user) // 1841x896 // 137.2KB

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avatar Chud June 13, 2025; 12:02 - Reply
antiswarthy
avatar Chud February 1, 2026; 22:56 - Reply
this happened
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive February 1, 2026; 22:57 - Reply
jimbo monster
avatar SNCAenthusiast February 1, 2026; 23:06 - Reply
is that morostein
avatar SNCAenthusiast February 1, 2026; 23:06 - Reply
is that morostein
avatar SNCAenthusiast February 1, 2026; 23:06 - Reply
is that morostein
avatar SNCAenthusiast February 1, 2026; 23:06 - Reply
is that morostein
avatar SNCAenthusiast February 1, 2026; 23:06 - Reply
is that morostein
avatar SNCAenthusiast February 1, 2026; 23:06 - Reply
is that morostein
avatar SNCAenthusiast February 1, 2026; 23:06 - Reply
is that morostein
23483: 2soyjaks animal bloodshot_eyes car crying drawn_background glasses hand horn imminent_death large_eyebrows moose open_mouth pov road smile soyjak stretched_mouth stubble variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:soyak
2soyjaks animal bloodshot_eyes car crying drawn_background glasses hand horn imminent_death large_eyebrows moose open_mouth pov road smile soyjak stretched_mouth stubble variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:soyak // 3714x2008 // 238.7KB
avatar Chud1 October 9, 2022; 03:48 - Reply
gem
avatar Chud2 October 9, 2022; 06:30 - Reply
a classical 'emmy
avatar Chud3 August 28, 2023; 18:00 - Reply
hwabag
avatar Asparagus February 1, 2026; 23:05 - Reply
quality gem
166803: blood blur glasses glowing_eyes hand_on_face horror imminent_rape looking_at_you ominous pov shading shushing stubble variant:darkiplier variant:markiplier_soyjak
blood blur glasses glowing_eyes hand_on_face horror imminent_rape looking_at_you ominous pov shading shushing stubble variant:darkiplier variant:markiplier_soyjak // 512x512 // 155.7KB
avatar Zonky February 1, 2026; 23:00 - Reply
uh, guys? im afraid.
avatar Asparagus February 1, 2026; 23:01 - Reply
disabled bold for trusted class as soon as i refreshed the page award
avatar Asparagus February 1, 2026; 23:02 - Reply
its back wth marge
avatar Metro2033 February 1, 2026; 23:03 - Reply
he spilt his cranberry juice and is telling you to not tell mom
avatar Asparagus February 1, 2026; 23:04 - Reply
this is true and is canon
40824: angry glasses oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive open_mouth soyjak stubble teeth tongue variant:bernd
angry glasses oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive open_mouth soyjak stubble teeth tongue variant:bernd // 1102x1006 // 212.9KB
avatar Chud1 April 25, 2023; 06:32 - Reply
Oh my God she is so annoying
avatar Chud2 February 1, 2026; 23:03 - Reply
gem
166690: biting_lip breasts clothes glasses hat looking_at_you meta:template naked remastered subvariant:female_cobson subvariant:hornyson template variant:cobson
biting_lip breasts clothes glasses hat looking_at_you meta:template naked remastered subvariant:female_cobson subvariant:hornyson template variant:cobson // 962x1344 // 27.7KB
avatar Jones February 1, 2026; 18:44 - Reply
approve it already you fucking flamboyant person
avatar Chudno109803242 February 1, 2026; 18:49 - Reply
just... Just shut it all down already!
avatar John8_44 February 1, 2026; 18:52 - Reply
@Chudno109803242:
avatar CymraegI1 February 1, 2026; 23:02 - Reply
FEMALE COAL GO AWAY
166689: biting_lip breasts clothes hat looking_at_you meta:template naked no_glasses remastered subvariant:female_cobson subvariant:hornyson template variant:cobson
biting_lip breasts clothes hat looking_at_you meta:template naked no_glasses remastered subvariant:female_cobson subvariant:hornyson template variant:cobson // 962x1344 // 26.0KB
avatar Thub February 1, 2026; 19:11 - Reply
stop
avatar beefsoup February 1, 2026; 19:12 - Reply
she doesn't look horny here
avatar CymraegI1 February 1, 2026; 23:02 - Reply
FEMALE COAL GO AWAY
166716: admin arch_linux banana_split_ice_cream ext=gif female hand object_on_head petting quote quote_(user) quote_admin subvariant:gapejak_female transparent_background variant:gapejak
admin arch_linux banana_split_ice_cream ext=gif female hand object_on_head petting quote quote_(user) quote_admin subvariant:gapejak_female transparent_background variant:gapejak // 112x112 // 25.3KB
avatar CymraegI1 February 1, 2026; 23:01 - Reply
FEMALE COAL GO AWAY
166717: admin arch_linux banana_split_ice_cream female holding_heart holding_object object_on_head quote quote_(user) quote_admin subvariant:annabelle transparent_background variant:gapejak
admin arch_linux banana_split_ice_cream female holding_heart holding_object object_on_head quote quote_(user) quote_admin subvariant:annabelle transparent_background variant:gapejak // 676x1221 // 104.9KB
avatar CymraegI1 February 1, 2026; 23:01 - Reply
FEMALE COAL GO AWAY
166718: admin arch_linux banana_split_ice_cream female object_on_head quote quote_(user) quote_admin subvariant:gapealien subvariant:gapealien_female transparent_background variant:gapejak
admin arch_linux banana_split_ice_cream female object_on_head quote quote_(user) quote_admin subvariant:gapealien subvariant:gapealien_female transparent_background variant:gapejak // 722x1032 // 22.6KB
avatar CymraegI1 February 1, 2026; 23:01 - Reply
FEMALE COAL GO AWAY
166719: admin admin_6 arch_linux banana_split_ice_cream female object_on_head quote quote_(user) quote_admin subvariant:gapealien subvariant:gapealien_female transparent_background variant:gapejak
admin admin_6 arch_linux banana_split_ice_cream female object_on_head quote quote_(user) quote_admin subvariant:gapealien subvariant:gapealien_female transparent_background variant:gapejak // 722x1032 // 22.7KB
avatar CymraegI1 February 1, 2026; 23:01 - Reply
FEMALE COAL GO AWAY
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