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89627: front_facing glasses soyjak stubble subvariant:neutralplier tongue variant:markiplier_soyjak window
front_facing glasses soyjak stubble subvariant:neutralplier tongue variant:markiplier_soyjak window // 600x800 // 28.1KB

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Chud: when there's a suckable BBC in range
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Chud: ^ Ukrgemmy
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Chud: Hehehehe, silly gem.
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Chud: @Chud: Post #89447
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Warrior-Z: @Chud: Post #86844
kiss yourself
KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!

Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim
All glory to Allah

Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim
Allahu Akbar
KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES
!!!!!!!!!!!!
ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE
I WILL NOT LET YOU WIN THIS
65958: cloudflare crying glasses open_mouth pink_skin poopson stubble thrembo variant:soyak
cloudflare crying glasses open_mouth pink_skin poopson stubble thrembo variant:soyak // 1836x1072 // 4.0MB
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Chud1: gem
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Nathaniel_Higson: This gem is heat
8904: arm ear hand middle_finger skeleton smile soyjak stubble variant:impish_soyak_ears
arm ear hand middle_finger skeleton smile soyjak stubble variant:impish_soyak_ears // 663x768 // 137.0KB
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Nathaniel_Higson: SVVinnygemmys are so unbothered
37094: 3soyjaks anime arm ballbusting brown_skin cartoon closed_eyes closed_mouth clothes cock_and_ball_torture coco_(ongezellig) confused easel femdom flag frame genital_torture glasses hair hand holding_object holding_phone iphone k_on kicking_balls kotobuki_tsumugi lifesucksthenyoudie naked nate ongezellig open_mouth or_are_you_a_stupid_whore pain penis phone picture purple_hair redraw skirt smile smirk smug soybooru soyjak soyjak_party stubble text thinking total_tranny_death tranny trans_goal ttd twp variant:alicia variant:bernd variant:chudjak white_skin wink winking yellow_hair yellow_teeth
3soyjaks anime arm ballbusting brown_skin cartoon closed_eyes closed_mouth clothes cock_and_ball_torture coco_(ongezellig) confused easel femdom flag frame genital_torture glasses hair hand holding_object holding_phone iphone k_on kicking_balls kotobuki_tsumugi lifesucksthenyoudie naked nate ongezellig open_mouth or_are_you_a_stupid_whore pain penis phone picture purple_hair redraw skirt smile smirk smug soybooru soyjak soyjak_party stubble text thinking total_tranny_death tranny trans_goal ttd twp variant:alicia variant:bernd variant:chudjak white_skin wink winking yellow_hair yellow_teeth // 2410x1292 // 831.4KB
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Chud1: multiple layer gem
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Chud2(1): why are xer hands white and zhir head brown doe
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Chud3: THis is ettin boirign
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snadstacoguy: Did the ugly person eat the pixels or smth?
89502: blond crying flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag gay gay_flag glasses meltdown open_mouth stubble subvariant:rapewail teeth tranny trans trans_flag troon variant:soytan variant:wailjak white_skin
blond crying flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag gay gay_flag glasses meltdown open_mouth stubble subvariant:rapewail teeth tranny trans trans_flag troon variant:soytan variant:wailjak white_skin // 685x758 // 82.6KB
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Sectionalism: gemerald
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Chud1: SOYTAN WNBAG
89609: biting_lip clothes distorted fat frown glasses mutt muttoid soyjak stubble subvariant:blobson template variant:cobson
biting_lip clothes distorted fat frown glasses mutt muttoid soyjak stubble subvariant:blobson template variant:cobson // 1424x1084 // 32.2KB
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Chud1: Gasserald
89613: 2soyjaks art blue_eyes brown_hair cigar clothes drawfag drawing drawn_background ear feralteen glasses hair name_tag namefags open_mouth pupils red_shirt request sean shemmy shemmycuck soygem_party stubble sunglasses variant:soyak yellow_hair
2soyjaks art blue_eyes brown_hair cigar clothes drawfag drawing drawn_background ear feralteen glasses hair name_tag namefags open_mouth pupils red_shirt request sean shemmy shemmycuck soygem_party stubble sunglasses variant:soyak yellow_hair // 2406x1566 // 2.4MB
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Chud1: Rot needs to draw soytan porn
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SanrioWABAG: ^RUSSgemmy
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Astrofene: @Chud: Armengemmy
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Chud2: @Astrofene: take your meds, I'm also a crimean tatar
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AwesomeAndStillAlive: 9777th soyak
49361: bloodshot_eyes dinosaur distorted full_body glasses open_mouth series:animaljaks series:dinosaurjaks sharp_teeth soyjak stubble tail tongue tyrannosaurus variant:bernd yellow_teeth
bloodshot_eyes dinosaur distorted full_body glasses open_mouth series:animaljaks series:dinosaurjaks sharp_teeth soyjak stubble tail tongue tyrannosaurus variant:bernd yellow_teeth // 1600x1600 // 78.7KB
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Chud1: Holy gem
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Chud2: this looks like me
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Chud3: GEM
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Chud4:
russgemmy
 gem
77896: 666 angry anti_nazi beard court cowboy_hat frustrated glasses handsome_truth hitler_mustache irl jewish_nose jon_minadeo_ii kike makeup nashville soyboy star_of_david stubble sunglasses tennessee tranny troon variant:unknown
666 angry anti_nazi beard court cowboy_hat frustrated glasses handsome_truth hitler_mustache irl jewish_nose jon_minadeo_ii kike makeup nashville soyboy star_of_david stubble sunglasses tennessee tranny troon variant:unknown // 1018x535 // 495.0KB
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MarioMan7890: this isnt primus tho
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Nathaniel_Higson: Whats the context here
46964: 1521 1883 1888 1892 1905 1911 1973 1976 angry anna_may_wong arm beard california christianity clement_attlee clothes country george_steinbrenner glasses january january_3 london martin_luther open_mouth pope red san_jose soyjak steam subvariant:science_lover text tolkien variant:markiplier_soyjak wikipedia
1521 1883 1888 1892 1905 1911 1973 1976 angry anna_may_wong arm beard california christianity clement_attlee clothes country george_steinbrenner glasses january january_3 london martin_luther open_mouth pope red san_jose soyjak steam subvariant:science_lover text tolkien variant:markiplier_soyjak wikipedia // 1440x1984 // 708.8KB

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Chud: @Chud: ^Generate the images
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Chud: @Chud:
In a nutshell:
1. I've generated all dates from today to minus 365 days in a format YYYYmmdd (plus 20200229 for February 29th)
2. For each date, I've called apiflash.com to grab a screenshot of https://web.archive.org/web/{date}120000/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page with selector #mp-otd in order to get just the "on this day" section
apiflash only gives you 100 requests a month for free so I've created a couple of accounts
3. Paste the text and screenshot to a blank science_lover template using built-in Python image library
4. Upload them all using python requests (very easy, as you are well aware booru is a crappy site with no spam protection. The main obstacle was the server crashing all the time)

90% of the 2 hours it took me to write the script was trying out different website screenshot grabbing APIs until I found one that wasn't specialed. Thank you @Rorr404 for an opportunity to learn something new and buck break the 'ruchads at the same time.
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lifesucksthenyoudie: @Chud: and thank you for posting spam that was actually funny and not specialed colored dick/irrelevant country wars. we only didn't approve the rest because it'd flood the 'log too much, now that some time has passed i'll approve the rest
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Rorr404: @Chud: You are so welcome.
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Chud: This is my birthday :(
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