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99356: animated depeche_mode irl music nigger running subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:muscular_chud variant:chudjak
animated depeche_mode irl music nigger running subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:muscular_chud variant:chudjak // 720x1278, 15.7s // 6.4MB

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Wheeloffortuneman: @Warrior-Z: [h1][h2]
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
YOU STUPID noon, YOU HAVE REACHED THE DREADED WHEELOFFORTUNEMAN-ZONE, NOW HERE, YOUR ESL raisinSKIN diddy noon ASS WILL TASTE REAL GEMS AND GEMERALDS, AS YOU DILATE AND PERISH IN noonHELL, I AM THE NOOB KING, I AM GROUDON, I AM KYOGRE, I AM RAYQUAZA, I AM TITAN G-TOILET, I AM GODZILLA, I AM M.U.E. VEGETA, AND I AM SUPER MARIO
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. NOW COME ON HERE YOU BRAPPING noon, AND TAKE. SOME. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, I FEEL YOUR specialEDNESS, I FEEL YOUR AUTISM, AND I FEEL YOUR STUPIDITY, NOW, BE MY GOOD SERVANT SLAVE, AND LET ME KILL YOU LIKE YOU'RE XKENIS, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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THIS noon-FEMBOY HERE, HAS LOST ALL, AND EVERY DEBATE WITH ME, PAST, PRESENT, FUTURE, AND IN ALL ALTERNATE TIMELINES, AND NOW XHE IS COPING, HOW DID XHE END UP LIKE THIS? LET'S REWIND, 1ST OF ALL, XHE SAID A FALSENVKE, 2ND OF ALL, XHE POSTED VANTABLACK noonSTONE, AND 3RD OF ALL, MOST IMPORTANTLY, XHE'S AN ESL raisinSKIN diddy noon WHO LOVES CP
!!! LET THIS BE AN EXAMPLE NOT TO FUCK WITH 1000000% gemmy NOOBGODS, AND THE NOOB KING, ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
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SWARTHY smelly people LIKE THIS specialED ESL INDO-KENYAN WOP ARE WHY I HAVE EMBARKED ON THE QUEST TO GEM UP THE BOORU, TO MAKE SURE THEY NEVER TOUCH THEIR POOP-MOLDED HANDS ON THIS GEMMY SITE EVER AGAIN, FOR EVERY POST THEY HAVE MADE, AND ARE MAKING, THEY GET THEIR OBESE ASS AND FIND WARRIOR-Z AND XKENIS, SO ALL 3 OF THESE noonS CAN YELL "O ALGO!" AND THEN BRAP EVERYWHERE, BRIMMING AND COALING EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH AND MAKE, THEIR IGNORANCE THAT TELLS THEM NEVER TO GIVE A FUCK, MAKES THEM EVEN MORE AUTISTIC, AND INDIANS, BY THE MINUTE, AND MY TARGETS THAT I WISH TO GEM AWAY FROM THIS GRACIOUS SITE ARE THE BRAPPERS AND BRIMMERS WHO ARE TOO SELFISH TO TAKE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSS LIKE THE JAKPARTY SOY.
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O FALSEFLAGGERS, O COALLERS, O SPAMMERS, O smelly people, O SOYTANHATERS, O FURTOILETS, O JARTYchadS, O WARRIOR-pigS, O ENEMIES OF THE 'RU ALTOGETHER! DROWN IN YOUR ULTIMATE FAIL! FOR EVERY SPEECH BUBBLE, EVERY INSULT AND SLOPJAK IS A WIN FOR ME!
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I HAVE POWERED UP BEYOND THE ADMINS THAT SURPASS SOOT, KUZ, DOLL, AND FROOT, I HAVE YOU NOW, AND YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT WEAKER THAN A PEBBLE
! AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR YOU, YES, YOU! TO TAKE MY BIG NOOBIC COCK STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASSHOLE, LET THE DICK IN noon, LET THE DICK IN noon, LET THE DICK IN noon. BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
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I HAVE NEGGED EVERY POOsmelly person ON THE BOORU, AND I WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE, SUPPORT ME, OR IF YOU HAVE GIVEN UP TO YOUR GRANDMASTER, ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! Glory to The Grand Kingdom of Nooblox, Glory to Wheeloffortuneman, The King of The Noobs.
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Chud: Jesus Christ, what's all this slop that's being posted in the comments here? This gem doesn't deserve it
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sloptranWNBAG: @Chud:
attention seeking and bait, it's sad.
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Chud: @Wheeloffortuneman: You and LifeSucksThenYouDire would win in a fight against Warrior-Z and Lemon. Also, can someone do Wheeloffortuneman and LifeSucksThenYouDie beating up Warrior-Z and Lemon?
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Chud: song : depeche mode rush
99852: arm beard blue_eyes cigar clothes diamond finger gem hand long_hair ring smoke stubble subvariant:modern_cobson suit variant:cobson
arm beard blue_eyes cigar clothes diamond finger gem hand long_hair ring smoke stubble subvariant:modern_cobson suit variant:cobson // 1047x1200 // 96.4KB
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ARYAN_COBSON: quality jak
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Chud1: Post #77900
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Addison: @Chud: no arrow
99684: art blue_skin cliff clothes drawfag drawing drawn_background full_body giant glasses open_mouth red_shirt rock soyjak stubble variant:burnsjak vine
art blue_skin cliff clothes drawfag drawing drawn_background full_body giant glasses open_mouth red_shirt rock soyjak stubble variant:burnsjak vine // 4000x3874 // 7.4MB

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D4rk_Jony: gemmy
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antiswarthy: too blurry
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ScientoloJu: STOP STEALTHJAKKING!!
IM SCARED
!!
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entiral: Beautiful gem, bit too much gaussian blur doe
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NvclearWarhead: this feels like a dream, beautiful
99619: cup drink flavored juice meta:nas nas object refreshing soda sproke template
cup drink flavored juice meta:nas nas object refreshing soda sproke template // 531x814 // 234.6KB
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sloptranWNBAG: NAS
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60percent: @sloptranWNBAG: its shardee culture doe therefore its allowed or something
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KeKino: NAS gem
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Chud1: NAS
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NvclearWarhead:
>nas nas nas

yeah i can kinda see by myself guys
99840: clothes ear focused glasses hand hat hearing learning listening serious variant:cobson
clothes ear focused glasses hand hat hearing learning listening serious variant:cobson // 555x608 // 109.5KB
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Addison: gem, but anti-aliased
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NvclearWarhead: @Addison: not much of a worry since it's a png
56514: ai_voice analog analog_horror document doxxed florida gainesville_florida house irl meta:ai_generated meta:tagme murder mymy_(ongezellig) neighborhood ongezellig rape subtitles subvariant:hornyson variant:cobson variant:markiplier_soyjak video
ai_voice analog analog_horror document doxxed florida gainesville_florida house irl meta:ai_generated meta:tagme murder mymy_(ongezellig) neighborhood ongezellig rape subtitles subvariant:hornyson variant:cobson variant:markiplier_soyjak video // 640x480, 366.9s // 58.5MB
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Chud1: zelligcoal
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Chud2: My favorite bipoc trans content creator needs to do a 4-hours video essay on this psychological horror film that redefines the genre and doesn't rely on jumpscares. RIGHT NOW!!!!!
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Chud3: waiter waiter more soyjak horror
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Chud4: Gemerald
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Teasuck: Vantawhite TTD-enacting gem
63043: bbc biting_lip closed_mouth clothes full_body glasses irl_background king_leopod_of_belgium queen_of_spades stubble subvariant:hornyson variant:cobson
bbc biting_lip closed_mouth clothes full_body glasses irl_background king_leopod_of_belgium queen_of_spades stubble subvariant:hornyson variant:cobson // 340x453 // 191.3KB
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Teasuck: Mistyped Leopold's name award
99845: booba boots bra dog glasses high_heels janny purse series:slutjaks skirt subvariant:slutjak subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tits variant:gapejak yellow_skin
booba boots bra dog glasses high_heels janny purse series:slutjaks skirt subvariant:slutjak subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tits variant:gapejak yellow_skin // 2560x2860 // 345.8KB
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xJanny: Post #96763
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Teasuck: @xJanny: All jannies are ugly people that seethe when a massive trvthnvke is dropped
99049: alien beardless eyes glasses open_mouth variant:gapejak weird
alien beardless eyes glasses open_mouth variant:gapejak weird // 800x1000 // 94.5KB
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doesitreallymatt: BSC owner
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Teasuck: Incomprehensible soy woah jack gem
99005: family_guy front_facing meta:tagme rape tom_tucker variant:cobson
family_guy front_facing meta:tagme rape tom_tucker variant:cobson // 1397x786 // 489.7KB
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SelfishLittleJunkieFuck: mfw i see a foid on the sharty
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Addison: lol
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Chud1: Brimstone from 'smelly person obsessed with brimstone. Oh the comedy just writes itself
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Chud2: @Chud: hi warrior O
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Chud3(2): Kill autocorrect
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