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Chud: How amusing but rest assured knowing the appearance of my visage is now in the public isnt gonna change the next step of my plan.
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Demonic_Passion: I know this guy, he stole my silver coin.
Alfietheboorufag: riddle me this:
i am small
i can fit in your pocket
i hurt people when you squeeze me
i am small
i can fit in your pocket
i hurt people when you squeeze me
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Aazombie2: @Circus_2: if you werent baiting and actually are a pooner that's embarrassing as raisin, I fee very bad for you and hope you stop being a pooner what they do is cut chunks of your arms to form a fake penis which is really just a pump since a chunk of flesh cant become erect and also your reproductive system is poisoned so even if you hopefully change your mind it may be too late since now you cant have kids
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Chud1: very gem but be carefull about the ears
ScientoloJu: if you're gonna make templates at least fucking tag them properly so people can find them otherwise theres no point
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Chud1: one-party state award
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Chud1: You will never be a real netherlander. You have no white skin, you have no culture, your hair is black when washed. You are a jap twisted by your trauma into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed netherlanders to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even ugly people who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a netherlanders. Your eyes are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected yellow skin.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Chud2: ^coal comment I love ching chong people
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Chud3(1): kiss yourself, zelligwon
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Tacoblimp whose wider than he is tall who slobbers all over bbc, tongue curling around his black
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