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118617: 3ds artist:swede glasses nintendo nintendo_3ds open_mouth soyjak stubble swede_(artist) variant:soyak video_game
3ds artist:swede glasses nintendo nintendo_3ds open_mouth soyjak stubble swede_(artist) variant:soyak video_game // 1200x800 // 220.3KB
avatar Dawoodexp May 17, 2025; 09:33 - Reply
Soyjaks if they were made in the 2000s?
avatar Addison May 17, 2025; 09:38 - Reply
@Dawoodexp: the 3ds came out in 2010
avatar Dawoodexp May 17, 2025; 09:40 - Reply
@Addison: thanks 4 reminding me, im a special btw
avatar Addison May 17, 2025; 09:43 - Reply
@Dawoodexp: no you're a gigaDEITY
avatar ConservativeWaluigi May 17, 2025; 10:42 - Reply
Make this with every single Nintendo console ever
avatar Chud1 October 11, 2025; 11:29 - Reply
@ConservativeWaluigi:
>ev&o virtual boy is giga
avatar emerald January 19, 2026; 04:40 - Reply
Why are his glasses the same colour as Trevors skin?
avatar SoyNorthropF5 January 22, 2026; 19:50 - Reply
I look like this
163991: 2soyjaks 4chan anime bad_teeth badge clothes glasses green_hair hair nate natejak open_mouth stubble sweating variant:lactoriajak variant:soyak yellow_hair yotsoyba yotsoyba_b
2soyjaks 4chan anime bad_teeth badge clothes glasses green_hair hair nate natejak open_mouth stubble sweating variant:lactoriajak variant:soyak yellow_hair yotsoyba yotsoyba_b // 812x400 // 112.7KB
avatar Chud1 January 22, 2026; 19:41 - Reply
somebody change variant:lactoria to variant:lactoriajak for these pretty please
avatar dap January 22, 2026; 19:45 - Reply
@Chud: k
avatar Chud2 January 22, 2026; 19:47 - Reply
@dap: now do the same for this one badge clothes glasses nate natejak open_mouth soyjak stubble sweating variant:lactoriajak variant:soyak yellow_hair yotsoyba_b
avatar dap January 22, 2026; 19:48 - Reply
@Chud: done
avatar Chud3 January 22, 2026; 19:48 - Reply
@dap: thank you sir
160993: chair donald_trump esi etl fireplace inf_pedo jd_vance meeting morocco moroccuck pedophile subvariant:chudplier variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak volodymyr_zelenskyy
chair donald_trump esi etl fireplace inf_pedo jd_vance meeting morocco moroccuck pedophile subvariant:chudplier variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak volodymyr_zelenskyy // 1179x784 // 195.6KB

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avatar Chud January 11, 2026; 00:37 - Reply
@korg: You gon use it???
avatar trevor January 11, 2026; 00:38 - Reply
@Jason: special?
avatar Morostein January 11, 2026; 00:40 - Reply
The clitty is leaky
avatar MoistPepper January 11, 2026; 00:41 - Reply
@Chud: jclitty and toilet-'p?
avatar Toilet-G January 11, 2026; 00:42 - Reply
jimmy
moistpooner
avatar Sibberianno January 11, 2026; 02:20 - Reply
didn't even soyify trump and vance. coal.
avatar Jason January 11, 2026; 02:22 - Reply
@trevor: trevor
avatar xerox January 11, 2026; 02:22 - Reply
@Jason: ?
avatar Chud January 11, 2026; 02:30 - Reply
@Sibberianno: Well it's perfect as is
avatar Chud January 22, 2026; 19:41 - Reply
@Morostein: your morocclitty, that is
151403: 4chan 4cuck animal anime badge black_skin blond blue_hair blue_shirt blush cat cat_ear closed_mouth computer eyebrows fat gem green_hair grey_shirt hair heart kissing laptop lips meta:op_is_a_tranny nas:tama nate nose obese open_mouth red_shirt speech_bubble subnas:gemma subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine table text variant:alicia variant:unknown white_skin yotsoyba
4chan 4cuck animal anime badge black_skin blond blue_hair blue_shirt blush cat cat_ear closed_mouth computer eyebrows fat gem green_hair grey_shirt hair heart kissing laptop lips meta:op_is_a_tranny nas:tama nate nose obese open_mouth red_shirt speech_bubble subnas:gemma subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine table text variant:alicia variant:unknown white_skin yotsoyba // 660x540 // 36.2KB

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avatar BALDIARYAN December 13, 2025; 11:59 - Reply
poonstone
avatar Coemskong December 13, 2025; 12:26 - Reply
Pooner dust with traces of brimcoal
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive December 13, 2025; 12:44 - Reply
'toss absolute_state approval approver arm award brown_skin button coal english_text hand jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) jimbrap jimbraphog meta:namefags minecraft monitor nails oneshot oneshot_pedo_nigger oneshotfag painted_nails pooneshit pooneshit_pedo screen screenshot soybooru stinky sweating text thrembo variant:alicia vivo_endive wire
avatar Chud December 13, 2025; 15:41 - Reply
op is a ugly person btw if that matters
avatar Chud December 13, 2025; 15:49 - Reply
>hey dude hey dude look

>Look at this FURRY dude

>DUDE this WOLF is my WIFE DUDE

>DUDE HAHA IT'S FURRY PORN DUDE

>DUDE WOLF ON THE LOG ON THE RU WOLF WIFE ON LOG ON WOLF RU ON WIFE RU LOG WIFE WOLF WIFE WIFE DUDE MY FUCKING WHOLESOME FURRY raisin FETISH FUCK FART PORN ANAL RACEPLAY SPECIESPLAY FUCK PLAY ON THE LOG MY WOLF WIFE'S VIBRATOR DUDE MY FUCKING WIFE ON THE LOG MY FUCKING WOLF WIFE

>DUDE MY WIFE'S SON MY WOLF WIFE'S PITBULL SON MY WIFE'S PARTNER IS A PITBULL DUDE HE'S SO CHILL DUDE HE EVEN LETS ME GOON TO FURRY PORN ON THE FAMILY LAPTOP DUDE MY WIFE'S PITBULL PARTNER DUDE MY FUCKING RACEPLAY SPECIESPLAY FETISH FART FUCK chadOLD PORN FANTASY DUDE MY WOLF WIFE DUDE
avatar Randals_Strongest_Warrior December 13, 2025; 18:05 - Reply
This saved the sharty
avatar emerald January 20, 2026; 22:50 - Reply
I hope op never returns and dies in a car crash
avatar Chud January 20, 2026; 22:51 - Reply
tama won gemma won
avatar Brazilian_Chud January 20, 2026; 22:51 - Reply
lynch GigaChadHero
avatar G-Man January 22, 2026; 19:40 - Reply
incomprensible
163928: allah arab bbchammad bbcllah bnwohammad bnwollah incomprehensible_woahjack niggas_believe_that_genies_exist_lol niggerbabble noonbabble nordic_saar poop sandnigger tbpllah turban turd variant:soyak woahjack
allah arab bbchammad bbcllah bnwohammad bnwollah incomprehensible_woahjack niggas_believe_that_genies_exist_lol niggerbabble noonbabble nordic_saar poop sandnigger tbpllah turban turd variant:soyak woahjack // 640x871 // 231.7KB
avatar Spanish_Chud January 22, 2026; 10:08 - Reply
wordswordswordswords muslims can't meme
avatar Spanish_Chud January 22, 2026; 10:08 - Reply
now that i notice it, well it's funny
avatar nugop January 22, 2026; 10:10 - Reply
Muhammad took dat BBC
avatar Chud1 January 22, 2026; 11:06 - Reply
^ Xhe will be beheaded soon inshallah
avatar nugop January 22, 2026; 11:13 - Reply
@Chud: diddyhammad died like a rat, lol
avatar Chauvin2 January 22, 2026; 11:23 - Reply
@nugop: ^ trvthnvke above me
avatar Chud2 January 22, 2026; 19:40 - Reply
why does the arabic woahjak on the top look have a smelly person-esque nose?
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arab arabic_text carthage flag:israel flag:lebanon flag:palestine flag:syria israel lebanese lebanese_cross lebanese_forces lebanon palestine subvariant:perceptive_chud subvariant:scholar syria variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:reaction_soyjak // 768x1026 // 273.6KB
avatar Realjartycuck_not September 14, 2025; 22:08 - Reply
you are all the same
avatar Chud1 September 15, 2025; 00:19 - Reply
Bestest shabbos goy award
avatar Chud2 September 15, 2025; 16:06 - Reply
Gem
avatar CuteFurryFemboyUWU September 16, 2025; 16:15 - Reply
total israiligger and palistigger death
avatar Eskimos September 25, 2025; 21:55 - Reply
Lebgemmy gem
avatar Eskimos September 25, 2025; 21:55 - Reply
@Realjartychad_not: Obsessed, I'm whiter than you
avatar Chud3 January 22, 2026; 19:40 - Reply
lebsmelly people don't have blonde hair or white skin
163936: cap chicken clothes fentanyl flag:transgender_pride_flag gold_chain hat new_york nigger subvariant:chudplier subvariant:muscular_chud3 transheart variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak
cap chicken clothes fentanyl flag:transgender_pride_flag gold_chain hat new_york nigger subvariant:chudplier subvariant:muscular_chud3 transheart variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak // 2160x2160 // 531.7KB

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avatar Chauvin2 January 22, 2026; 11:58 - Reply
@Jones: idfk
avatar Jones January 22, 2026; 11:59 - Reply
@Chauvin2: well, what else happened? I need to know the new drama
avatar GarryNealson January 22, 2026; 12:01 - Reply
@Jones: uhhh from what I know the chatgpt went full jartychad mode and started writing soytan ABDL stories I think
avatar Jones January 22, 2026; 12:02 - Reply
@GarryNealson: I wanted to know more soybooru drama but that is pretty geggy too
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 22, 2026; 12:18 - Reply
Jimbrap
avatar Jones January 22, 2026; 12:20 - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: too white and skinny
avatar Acoustic January 22, 2026; 12:39 - Reply
moistpepper on top jimbo on bottom
avatar Olgol January 22, 2026; 13:55 - Reply
Asugly personfene
avatar Eyehurt January 22, 2026; 14:38 - Reply
Ishowsneeds
avatar beefsoup January 22, 2026; 19:38 - Reply
downvoted by olgol btw
163958: animal brown_hair california_sea_lion ear eared_seal full_body fur glasses mammal mustache nose open_mouth sea_lion seal series:animaljaks snout soyjak stubble transparent_background variant:shotjak whisker
animal brown_hair california_sea_lion ear eared_seal full_body fur glasses mammal mustache nose open_mouth sea_lion seal series:animaljaks snout soyjak stubble transparent_background variant:shotjak whisker // 1239x932 // 154.1KB
avatar whateveryouwant January 22, 2026; 15:52 - Reply
yeah no i think i have a friend that looks like that
avatar Nobody1 January 22, 2026; 15:53 - Reply
Gem, animaljaks are pretty gemmy
avatar Rot January 22, 2026; 19:31 - Reply
Gem!
avatar Chud1 January 22, 2026; 19:32 - Reply
@Rot: kiss yourself rot i hate you
avatar Chud2 January 22, 2026; 19:34 - Reply
@Chud: ack bloodshot_eyes brazil crying ear flag flag:minas_gerais glasses hair hanging hello_my_name_is_(sticker) minas_gerais mustache name_tag open_mouth rope sloptranwnbag_(namefag) soyjak speech_bubble_empty subvariant:patrick suicide tan_skin tongue variant:chudjak yellow_teeth
avatar Chud3 January 22, 2026; 19:35 - Reply
@Rot: lys rot i love you
avatar Chud4 January 22, 2026; 19:36 - Reply
>Gem!

163011: 1soyjaks arm balding beard black_shirt body clothes glasses green_text greentext hand holding_object holding_phone meta:template mouth_open open_mouth phone shit_nobody_cares_about shit_nobody_cares_about_enthusiast shitnobodycaresabout snca snca_enthusiast sncae subvariant:phoneplier subvariant:phoneplier_vertical subvariant:science_lover teeth template text variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background white_text
1soyjaks arm balding beard black_shirt body clothes glasses green_text greentext hand holding_object holding_phone meta:template mouth_open open_mouth phone shit_nobody_cares_about shit_nobody_cares_about_enthusiast shitnobodycaresabout snca snca_enthusiast sncae subvariant:phoneplier subvariant:phoneplier_vertical subvariant:science_lover teeth template text variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background white_text // 2293x2000 // 609.1KB
avatar MenstrualCykill January 22, 2026; 19:34 - Reply
oops I forgot to notice this but thanks
163980: amphibian arrow artist:superterrydavisfan48 blue_skin brown_skin closed_mouth clothes earpiece epx7fclhdrp_(namefag) eyebrows eyelashes fat frog gill_koyim_(namefag) glasses glowing hair hat hello_my_name_is_(sticker) judaism kippah lips looking_at_you meta:namefags meta:not_oc mossad name_tag nas:pepe necktie nose pepe_the_frog smug star_of_david stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine suit suit_and_tie sunglasses text tinted_glasses transparent_background trend:glowie variant:alicia
amphibian arrow artist:superterrydavisfan48 blue_skin brown_skin closed_mouth clothes earpiece epx7fclhdrp_(namefag) eyebrows eyelashes fat frog gill_koyim_(namefag) glasses glowing hair hat hello_my_name_is_(sticker) judaism kippah lips looking_at_you meta:namefags meta:not_oc mossad name_tag nas:pepe necktie nose pepe_the_frog smug star_of_david stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine suit suit_and_tie sunglasses text tinted_glasses transparent_background trend:glowie variant:alicia // 391x845 // 26.1KB

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avatar Chud January 22, 2026; 19:23 - Reply
@7Zip: That's gemmy IRchad
avatar FreakyJimbo January 22, 2026; 19:27 - Reply
@7Zip: Cuz OP made this on
S3 mini
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast January 22, 2026; 19:28 - Reply
@Chud:
>IRC LE BAD, WHY? IT MADE ME LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

angry artist:itoddler_htsm_spammer helmet medal meta:not_a_duplicate nosebleed queen_of_spades raid soldier subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine variant:alicia
avatar 7Zip January 22, 2026; 19:29 - Reply
@Chud: irc wins
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast January 22, 2026; 19:30 - Reply
@7Zip: tsmt
avatar Chud January 22, 2026; 19:30 - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: low quality is gemmy you IRchads wouldn't get it
avatar MenstrualCykill January 22, 2026; 19:30 - Reply
@7Zip: @MissCircleLargeBreast:
You dont wanna know what happens to us Olgols in prison. We are used as sex slaves by BLACK men's 14" BBC's and our boipussies are used and stretched into disrepair. After the Olgols bussy is loose enough that 3 BBCs can fit in, BLACK KINGS slam their heads against the concrete fracturing them to create sharp skull fragments which they use to skin the Olgols. No part of the Olgols goes to waste. All of the meat is eaten straight off the bone the eyes contain plenty of vitamin C to stave off scurvy, the limb bones are sharpened and used as weapons for warriors of the BLACK race and the intestines are used as condoms. BLACK men are true savages what happens in prisons eclipses the brutality of the cartels in brazil and mexico. The justice system tries to hide the raw power and savagery of the BLACK man because they are ashamed that there is no way that they can stop them. There is nothing more dangerous than a BLACK man when he smells my Olgols bussy.
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast January 22, 2026; 19:32 - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: 1soyjaks arm balding beard black_shirt body clothes enthusiast glasses green_text greentext hand holding_object holding_phone mouth_open open_mouth phone shit_nobody_cares_about shit_nobody_cares_about_enthusiast shitnobodycaresabout snca snca_enthusiast sncae subvariant:phoneplier subvariant:phoneplier_vertical subvariant:science_lover teeth text variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background white_text
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast January 22, 2026; 19:33 - Reply
@Chud: too low quality to be gemmy
avatar MenstrualCykill January 22, 2026; 19:33 - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast:
You dont wanna know what happens to us Olgols in prison. We are used as sex slaves by BLACK men's 14" BBC's and our boipussies are used and stretched into disrepair. After the Olgols bussy is loose enough that 3 BBCs can fit in, BLACK KINGS slam their heads against the concrete fracturing them to create sharp skull fragments which they use to skin the Olgols. No part of the Olgols goes to waste. All of the meat is eaten straight off the bone the eyes contain plenty of vitamin C to stave off scurvy, the limb bones are sharpened and used as weapons for warriors of the BLACK race and the intestines are used as condoms. BLACK men are true savages what happens in prisons eclipses the brutality of the cartels in brazil and mexico. The justice system tries to hide the raw power and savagery of the BLACK man because they are ashamed that there is no way that they can stop them. There is nothing more dangerous than a BLACK man when he smells my Olgols bussy.
163956: ack! full_body katana manga messy_hair miyamoto_musashi murder side_profile traced vagabond variant:bernd variant:cobson
ack! full_body katana manga messy_hair miyamoto_musashi murder side_profile traced vagabond variant:bernd variant:cobson // 4000x3000 // 12.1MB

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avatar ScatTDM January 22, 2026; 16:34 - Reply
@korg: *breathes*
avatar ronnieson2 January 22, 2026; 16:37 - Reply
@korg: call me the next george floyd then cause i aint breathing
avatar ScatTDM January 22, 2026; 16:39 - Reply
@ronnieson2: *force feeds you scat*
avatar Olgol January 22, 2026; 16:40 - Reply
@ScatTDM: Thats what you think it is asswipe
avatar Olgol January 22, 2026; 16:40 - Reply
@trevor: sybau
avatar trevor January 22, 2026; 16:43 - Reply
mega brap above
avatar Olgol January 22, 2026; 16:45 - Reply
Outerversal brap above me
avatar Nobody1 January 22, 2026; 16:46 - Reply
ferrets can you not brap?
avatar Nobody1 January 22, 2026; 16:46 - Reply
Gem btw
avatar Admiral_Avvakened January 22, 2026; 19:32 - Reply
Me on the right
163735: awful_soy beard bloodshot_eyes disgusting edit fucked_up_teeth glasses horror meth realistic series:methjaks variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak white_skin
awful_soy beard bloodshot_eyes disgusting edit fucked_up_teeth glasses horror meth realistic series:methjaks variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak white_skin // 644x748 // 536.6KB
avatar Admre January 21, 2026; 18:13 - Reply
Why is his skin a picture of Trevor's std ridden ballsack?
avatar finocide January 21, 2026; 18:14 - Reply
ewww it does kinda look like ballz
avatar loot January 22, 2026; 13:13 - Reply
its someones hand or feet you flamboyant people
avatar finocide January 22, 2026; 19:31 - Reply
@loot:
its actually someones mouldy rotting arm, why does ur toesies look liek thst
125085: cobson_face f4_phantom mig23 mig_23 variant:cobson war_thunder
cobson_face f4_phantom mig23 mig_23 variant:cobson war_thunder // 611x576 // 41.8KB
avatar Chud1 July 10, 2025; 08:20 - Reply
Warthunder is gemmy but this is just coal
avatar LvivanBvll January 22, 2026; 19:06 - Reply
top tier is brimmy anyway
avatar FreakyJimbo January 22, 2026; 19:29 - Reply
@LvivanBvll: ^Never played top tier award
163987: autism_awareness background cracks game glasses jungle orange_eyes red red_skin slime slime_rancher variant:feraljak video_game yellow_teeth
autism_awareness background cracks game glasses jungle orange_eyes red red_skin slime slime_rancher variant:feraljak video_game yellow_teeth // 1012x896 // 620.3KB
avatar Chud1 January 22, 2026; 19:23 - Reply
ias?
avatar finocide January 22, 2026; 19:27 - Reply
@Chud: moustache technically a beard and glasses so ias
105483: blue_hair closed_mouth crying emo_hair glasses hair meta:namefags soyjak subvariant:terryjak tear terry_crews_(user) text tranny variant:gapejak
blue_hair closed_mouth crying emo_hair glasses hair meta:namefags soyjak subvariant:terryjak tear terry_crews_(user) text tranny variant:gapejak // 870x1174 // 29.5KB

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avatar sloptranWNBAG February 24, 2025; 14:58 - Reply
@Zionist-Y: someone should rangeban your country and someone should IPban you.
avatar antiswarthy February 24, 2025; 15:00 - Reply
kiss yourself lesotho poop greedy person ugly person special flamboyant person noon niagaraid mudskin sandslime goidroid cawskin glagla
avatar Chud February 24, 2025; 15:11 - Reply
^ the raped
avatar Chud February 24, 2025; 15:17 - Reply
@Zionist-Y: Wheeloffortuneman here, truth nuke from you Zionist Y
avatar Chud February 24, 2025; 16:30 - Reply
hairy~
avatar TwinkHater February 24, 2025; 18:08 - Reply
avatar Vergilius March 1, 2025; 13:34 - Reply
gem
avatar Chud April 19, 2025; 07:30 - Reply
I'd cuddle her to bed, sing her a lullaby, and call her my little princess
avatar Chud April 19, 2025; 07:30 - Reply
@Chud: amazon flag:iraq flag:transgender_pride_flag flickr google meta:revjak my_name_is_(sticker) pandora speech_bubble transgender_flags variant:meximutt wikipedia youtube
avatar Stsiborskyicell January 22, 2026; 19:22 - Reply
Gemmy
163941: animal anthro black_hair bloodshot_eyes blue_shirt brown_hair cat character:sylvia clothes days_without furry long_hair loona_(helluva_boss) moistpepper_(user) orange_shirt soldier_(tf2) subvariant:impish_meowjak subvariant:massjak subvariant:massmeowjak subvariant:soyak_(crazed) sucre_(user) suit suit_and_tie thub_(faggot) thub_(user) variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:soyak wolf yellow_eyes
animal anthro black_hair bloodshot_eyes blue_shirt brown_hair cat character:sylvia clothes days_without furry long_hair loona_(helluva_boss) moistpepper_(user) orange_shirt soldier_(tf2) subvariant:impish_meowjak subvariant:massjak subvariant:massmeowjak subvariant:soyak_(crazed) sucre_(user) suit suit_and_tie thub_(faggot) thub_(user) variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:soyak wolf yellow_eyes // 1080x933 // 302.1KB

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avatar MazelTV January 22, 2026; 13:53 - Reply
@Chud: Some people want to draw le 'heckin ugly personslop. But they'll be ridiculed for it. So they find something that is soy cvltvre related so it's valid and gemmy. The other (more probable) version: it's bait
avatar Vergilius January 22, 2026; 14:06 - Reply
I can take a big dildo but this was way too big. If you can't take something the size of a fist then it's not going to work out. This is going straight to the trash. Like most stated; the head is not tapered so there's no easing it in. It's either all or nothing. After an hour of trying, I got nowhere. It's just not going to happen.

Editing after deciding not to give up and throw away(Previous rating was 1 star)

So I was going to throw this away because it seemed impossible to insert this iferretlly. HOWEVER, I decided to buy a dildo in between the girth of this one and my old one to see if maybe I could work my way up to it. The plan was a success after about a week of training.

So let me tell you what happens when you are finally are able to get the head in, which is painful yet pleasurable. As soon as I got the head in my body tried to push it out which made me squirt/pee but it wasn't a normal pee as it felt like an instant prostate orgasm. It was nothing that I have ever experienced before. I'll never forget my first few insertions with this thing. After a while I was able to get it in a little easier and even able to take it half way down. I'm pretty sure going all the way down is impossible but I don't really think it's necessary.

I still think this dildo would be way better if the head was tapered though. The dildo I bought to work my way up to this one had a tapered head and was very thick at the bottom so it allowed you to work at it in a comfortable way. This one is, like I said in my iferretl review, all or nothing right out of the gate. But, as I also stated, once you are able to get the head in, you may be in for a surprising sensation you've never had before. I can't really describe it but it was interesting to say the least...and very messy; prepare to probably pee a little.

Anyway, this is not an everyday toy for me, I only take this out if I'm feeling like being abused and filled to the max. Also, unlike other suction cup toys, this one actually sticks to smooth surfaces. A shower wall is perfect and it won't fall off. I have other toys that I can't even use in the shower because the suction cup is worthless.
avatar NemanjaVidih January 22, 2026; 14:26 - Reply
I am NemanjaVidih.
avatar Brazilian_Chud January 22, 2026; 14:59 - Reply
gemmy
avatar NojakFan January 22, 2026; 15:44 - Reply
Word. We need to kill sexy nameflamboyant person fanart artists.
avatar Coemskong January 22, 2026; 16:36 - Reply
None of this would have happened if that ferret hadn't changed a keyed self insert as a cigar-smoking euromutt for a soulless furnoon Massmeowjak.
avatar Chud January 22, 2026; 17:00 - Reply
Kill this furflamboyant person
avatar Chud January 22, 2026; 17:04 - Reply
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avatar Olgol January 22, 2026; 16:24 - Reply
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avatar 7Zip January 22, 2026; 17:34 - Reply
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@7Zip: SFW femeralds were banned so that definitely won't fly anymore
avatar Dzagir January 22, 2026; 17:51 - Reply
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@Dzagir: you're welcome
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avatar Chud1 January 12, 2026; 19:35 - Reply
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avatar LvivanBvll January 22, 2026; 19:19 - Reply
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avatar Chud5 January 22, 2026; 19:20 - Reply
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