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161874: black_hair cat_ear clothes eyebrows grey_background hat jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) jimbo_looks_like_this meta:namefags oneshot real_person suit suit_and_tie variant:alicia yellow_eyes
black_hair cat_ear clothes eyebrows grey_background hat jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) jimbo_looks_like_this meta:namefags oneshot real_person suit suit_and_tie variant:alicia yellow_eyes // 359x500 // 57.0KB

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avatar trevor January 14, 2026; 02:54 - Reply
2yt
avatar jimbo January 14, 2026; 03:33 - Reply
@sackz2: @sackz2: fat brown pooner projection
avatar jimbo January 14, 2026; 03:33 - Reply
@Thub: stop
avatar jimbo January 14, 2026; 03:34 - Reply
@trevor: 'toss 2soyjaks a10_eyes airplane angry blue_eyes hair intentional_typo meme seat subvariant:neutralplier text variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak
avatar Eyehurt January 14, 2026; 03:40 - Reply
@jimbo: omg, you FINALLY made a comment on post with your irl face, I thought you just gonna ignore it
avatar sackz2 January 14, 2026; 03:41 - Reply
@jimbo: that's you dough
avatar jimbo January 14, 2026; 03:41 - Reply
@Eyehurt: not me
@sackz2: we all know homestuck fans are fat brown pooners no need to be ashamed
avatar TrevorClittyLeakageArchive January 14, 2026; 17:39 - Reply
trevor but whiter
avatar TrevorClittyLeakageArchive January 14, 2026; 17:39 - Reply
trevor but whiter
avatar Chud January 24, 2026; 05:21 - Reply
Jimbo is gemmy
13265: arm art clothes drawn_background hand hash-slinging_slasher hat holding_object leg open_mouth pointing red_eyes soy_parody spongebob_squarepants squidward text tongue variant:two_pointing_soyjaks
arm art clothes drawn_background hand hash-slinging_slasher hat holding_object leg open_mouth pointing red_eyes soy_parody spongebob_squarepants squidward text tongue variant:two_pointing_soyjaks // 956x836 // 145.1KB

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avatar Chud September 4, 2022; 03:44 - Reply
songesoy gem
avatar Chud February 11, 2023; 05:55 - Reply
THE HASH SLINGING- SINGING - SKINK- SINK- SLAYYYSHER!?
avatar Chud March 7, 2023; 04:41 - Reply
Nas gemerald
avatar Chud May 31, 2024; 19:47 - Reply
NAS coal
avatar Chud March 25, 2025; 05:15 - Reply
NAS gem
avatar xerox November 30, 2025; 16:40 - Reply
xitterin' along
avatar Dunchenman November 30, 2025; 16:41 - Reply
SpongeBob Gem
avatar Pico November 30, 2025; 16:41 - Reply
what the fuck trevor
avatar Chud January 24, 2026; 04:05 - Reply
trevor what is this brimstone you made
avatar trevor January 24, 2026; 05:12 - Reply
not me
63552: 3d ack ai_but_not_completely_ai_doe buff button clothes discord explosion full_body gooner gooning holding_object muscles muscular_male never_goon smile smirk text tranny transgender_flag tshirt variant:bernd variant:chudjak
3d ack ai_but_not_completely_ai_doe buff button clothes discord explosion full_body gooner gooning holding_object muscles muscular_male never_goon smile smirk text tranny transgender_flag tshirt variant:bernd variant:chudjak // 474x474 // 376.2KB
avatar Chud1 April 1, 2024; 01:07 - Reply
ai gem
avatar Chud2 April 5, 2024; 08:27 - Reply
"Its just an innocent hobby guys -ack"
avatar Chud3 April 26, 2024; 02:50 - Reply
shining gemerald
avatar swiftyfifty April 26, 2024; 06:05 - Reply
i look like this
avatar Chud4 May 3, 2024; 14:50 - Reply
NEVER GOON CHAT
avatar heretical_chud August 11, 2024; 13:09 - Reply
Timeless classic gemerald
avatar MrMemer January 24, 2026; 05:06 - Reply
KILL ALL GOONERS
avatar Chud5 January 24, 2026; 05:09 - Reply
blood broken_glasses broken_teeth car closed_mouth crying drawn_background driving glasses gooner gooning heart kidnap kidnapping open_mouth phone soyjak stubble subvariant:hornyson text van variant:cobson variant:feraljak window
161589: bandage blade_runner_2049 blood clothes ear eye eyebrows flower hair jacket looking_down nas:wojak neck neutral nose plant purple_light ryan_gosling wojak
bandage blade_runner_2049 blood clothes ear eye eyebrows flower hair jacket looking_down nas:wojak neck neutral nose plant purple_light ryan_gosling wojak // 1920x1920 // 210.8KB
avatar xerox January 13, 2026; 00:55 - Reply

WHAT IS IT WITH THAT BAND AID ON THE NOSE CAN SOME ONE EXPLAIN I HAVE BEENED WONDERING FOR QUITE A 'WHILE, BEFORE I JOINED THE SOY BOORU EVEN

avatar playinghand January 13, 2026; 00:58 - Reply
nicee
avatar Chud1 January 13, 2026; 00:59 - Reply
Soyjaks?
avatar dap January 13, 2026; 00:59 - Reply
@xerox: broken nose maybe
avatar xerox January 13, 2026; 01:00 - Reply
@dap: Its a recurring theme in SO MUCH ugly person pooner art work and such WHAT MOTIV8R THEM for to do it in the Image
avatar trevor January 13, 2026; 01:01 - Reply
@xerox: its literally in the movie
avatar oscari January 13, 2026; 01:03 - Reply
@xerox: because it's easier to draw than the bridge of the nose
avatar greg January 24, 2026; 04:58 - Reply
I look like this
avatar greg January 24, 2026; 05:03 - Reply
@Chud: Doesn't work if it's rated NAS
164277: angry distorted eyebrow_raise frown mustache series:fusionjaks skibidi_rizz soyjak stubble subvariant:massish subvariant:mustached_gapejak variant:gapejak
angry distorted eyebrow_raise frown mustache series:fusionjaks skibidi_rizz soyjak stubble subvariant:massish subvariant:mustached_gapejak variant:gapejak // 915x1243 // 39.9KB
avatar Chud1 January 24, 2026; 04:51 - Reply
why was thus ferret banned
avatar Chud2 January 24, 2026; 04:53 - Reply
@Chud: made a diddyphilic comment
164347: angry bloodshot_eyes crying hair series:fusionjaks variant:chudjak variant:cryboy_soyjak white_background
angry bloodshot_eyes crying hair series:fusionjaks variant:chudjak variant:cryboy_soyjak white_background // 645x770 // 27.6KB
avatar ijak January 24, 2026; 04:39 - Reply
i lied
avatar ijak January 24, 2026; 04:39 - Reply
my lips slip through heavy vines
avatar ijak January 24, 2026; 04:40 - Reply
i never get to heat her saying hi
avatar ijak January 24, 2026; 04:40 - Reply
i never got to see her last goodbye
avatar ijak January 24, 2026; 04:41 - Reply
i wish i could go back to life
avatar ijak January 24, 2026; 04:41 - Reply
i wish i could go back to life
avatar Virilis January 24, 2026; 04:49 - Reply

>i lied

>my lips slip through heavy vines

>i never get to heat her saying hi

>i never got to see her last goodbye

>i wish i could go back to life

>i wish i could go back to life
153351: black_sclera cobblestone_(user) cutebooru_(user) female girl hand irl_hand meta:cutebooru_is_a_valid_brown_pooner meta:namefags nails pink_skin pooner pooner_eyes shiny_eyes variant:meximutt
black_sclera cobblestone_(user) cutebooru_(user) female girl hand irl_hand meta:cutebooru_is_a_valid_brown_pooner meta:namefags nails pink_skin pooner pooner_eyes shiny_eyes variant:meximutt // 1000x800 // 357.1KB

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avatar emerald December 20, 2025; 21:11 - Reply
@tQQt: trvue
avatar Nobody1 December 20, 2025; 21:13 - Reply
closed_mouth glasses neutral soyjak stubble subvariant:neutralplier sunglasses variant:markiplier_soyjak
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avatar KAYOS December 21, 2025; 05:23 - Reply
>painted nails

poon opener tyrone 42
avatar Chud December 21, 2025; 08:20 - Reply
female 2d:4d finger ratio
avatar namechudd December 21, 2025; 11:20 - Reply
@Chud: it's obviously a man's hand, he's just a flamboyant person
avatar epx7fclhdrp December 23, 2025; 22:57 - Reply
@namechudd: this is obviously a fat brown pooner's hand special
avatar Chud December 27, 2025; 17:43 - Reply
Obsessed BrimTrevor
avatar Vergilius January 6, 2026; 21:08 - Reply
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
avatar PinkStew January 24, 2026; 04:21 - Reply
she's not fat? FUCK! i cant believe she lied about being fat!!
i fucking hate foids
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
avatar Chud January 24, 2026; 04:42 - Reply
@PinkStew: stop
83544: bear qwarz_atarz russia thumbnail united_russia variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears vladimir_putin youtube
bear qwarz_atarz russia thumbnail united_russia variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears vladimir_putin youtube // 1080x602 // 135.5KB

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avatar Chud October 8, 2024; 17:09 - Reply
DOX RAPE MURDER KILL DOX RAPE MURDER KILL DOX RAPE MURDER KILL DOX RAPE MURDER KILL DOX RAPE MURDER KILL DOX RAPE MURDER KILLDOX RAPE MURDER KILL DOX RAPE MURDER KILL DOX RAPE MURDER KILL DOX RAPE MURDER KILL DOX RAPE MURDER KILL DOX RAPE MURDER KILL DOX RAPE MURDER KILL
avatar StinkyWanger December 25, 2024; 20:50 - Reply
@Chud: some leftist ugly person cunt probably
>UUUHHH PUTIN LE BAD ugly personING LE GOOD TRANS WRIGTH
avatar Chud May 26, 2025; 04:16 - Reply
Qwarz is a ugly person
avatar Chud June 30, 2025; 20:58 - Reply
@Chud: water is wet
avatar Chud June 30, 2025; 20:59 - Reply
This flamboyant person on the right is a diddy btw
avatar Garf June 30, 2025; 21:04 - Reply
@Chud: sanriowabag is on the right?
avatar Chud January 24, 2026; 04:08 - Reply
qwarztightspigsboypussyrapedbynoonsinukraine
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avatar Chud January 24, 2026; 04:12 - Reply
The ugly person on the right is a diddy btw
avatar PinkStew January 24, 2026; 04:12 - Reply
@Chud: marge?
avatar Chud January 24, 2026; 04:14 - Reply
@PinkStew: it was from old raid thread but I couldn't find it
109740: 2soyjaks ack bloodshot_eyes hanging variant:two_pointing_soyjaks
2soyjaks ack bloodshot_eyes hanging variant:two_pointing_soyjaks // 800x600 // 55.7KB
avatar TwinkHater March 22, 2025; 03:40 - Reply
Gleamerald
avatar Chud1 March 22, 2025; 03:42 - Reply
Now we should start making hanging ugly person versions of all NAS two pointing soyjak art, such as this one
2soyjaks anime arm bowtie clothes dress female fumo hakurei_reimu izayoi_sakuya open_mouth pointing remilia_scarlet soy_parody touhou variant:two_pointing_soyjaks video_game
avatar Steve_Ballmer March 22, 2025; 03:50 - Reply
@Chud: OR THIS ONE!
arm blue_eyes blue_hair cartoon cartoon_network clothes hand hi_hi_puffy_amiyumi meta:nas onuki_ami open_mouth pink_eyes pink_hair pointing puffy_amiyumi soy_parody variant:two_pointing_soyjaks white_skin yoshimura_yuki
avatar sloptranWNBAG March 22, 2025; 03:56 - Reply
Gemeralderald
avatar Chud2 March 22, 2025; 04:10 - Reply
@Chud: they have no teeth and no tongue because i removed them using pliers (no anaesthesia needed) and sold them to some colombian hitmen
avatar Waterplants March 22, 2025; 05:57 - Reply
Gem
avatar Chud3 April 23, 2025; 05:39 - Reply
H3K therefore coal
avatar Chud4 June 10, 2025; 20:27 - Reply
Love it geg
gem
avatar FeraljakDeliverZa January 24, 2026; 04:03 - Reply
gem that makes the dust variant ACK!
138425: amphibian clothes coco_(ongezellig) frog hair looking_at_you nas:pepe ongezellig pepe pepe_the_frog smile subnas:cocofrog
amphibian clothes coco_(ongezellig) frog hair looking_at_you nas:pepe ongezellig pepe pepe_the_frog smile subnas:cocofrog // 537x594 // 43.4KB
avatar StinkyWanger October 1, 2025; 13:42 - Reply
Oh my god NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DEAD noon OF A SHOW
GO BACK
avatar beefsoup January 18, 2026; 13:00 - Reply
wise mordvin
gemmy
words above me
aryan blond blue_eyes closed_mouth cyrillic_text facial_mark fact flag flag:mordovia foreign_language glasses holding_object looking_at_you mordovaryan mordovia mordvinaryan russia series:countryaryan_gem! sign text variant:cobson white_background award blue_skin clothes ear flag:mordovia flag:russian_empire hat hitler_mustache meta:namefags mordvinaryan name_tag oklahoma_city_thunder stinkywanger_(namefag) subvariant:muscular_chud sweater variant:chudjak
avatar emerald January 24, 2026; 03:54 - Reply
bap
125715: gun john_wick keanu_reeves movie_poster pistol variant:brimcritic
gun john_wick keanu_reeves movie_poster pistol variant:brimcritic // 3464x1948 // 389.8KB
avatar Chud1 January 24, 2026; 03:36 - Reply
HOLY GEMERALD
avatar Virilis January 24, 2026; 03:38 - Reply
Unnoticed gem
avatar God January 24, 2026; 03:51 - Reply
Gemmy
6106: 3soyjaks 4chan angry anonymous closed_mouth g_(4chan) glasses irl janny keyboard meme mod moderator open_mouth soyjak stubble technology variant:soyak
3soyjaks 4chan angry anonymous closed_mouth g_(4chan) glasses irl janny keyboard meme mod moderator open_mouth soyjak stubble technology variant:soyak // 1276x1048 // 547.6KB
avatar Ascence September 16, 2025; 02:53 - Reply
geg joons really do act like this
avatar Chud1 January 24, 2026; 03:47 - Reply
saar mi have 2% keyboard saar win in neoclitty measuring contest
164322: alternate back choice glasses head nate neck path soyjak_party stubble subvariant:soyak_back text variant:soyak
alternate back choice glasses head nate neck path soyjak_party stubble subvariant:soyak_back text variant:soyak // 1000x288 // 448.8KB
avatar greg January 24, 2026; 02:12 - Reply
Sleep is important
avatar Virilis January 24, 2026; 03:31 - Reply
bell bottle clothes glasses hand meds melatonin pajamas perro_hold pill soyjak stubble text variant:el_perro_rabioso
>Sleep is important
avatar Chud1 January 24, 2026; 03:34 - Reply
@greg: ferret i pulling a all nighter
76328: coal gem haruta jujutsu_kaisen moharaga tranny ttd
coal gem haruta jujutsu_kaisen moharaga tranny ttd // 3072x3072 // 1.2MB
avatar Chud1 January 24, 2026; 03:28 - Reply
Jjk is city level fodder
89227: atheism atheism_(reddit) beheaded beheading blush buff clothes crying cuck cuckhold_(reddit) darwin explosion fedora feminism feminist flag flag:progress_pride_flag flag:saudi_arabia glasses hair holding_object holding_sword lgbt liberal mustache open_mouth progress_pride_flag red_eyes red_shirt reddit religion rope saudi saudi_arabian science soyjak stubble sword teeth text tongue transparent_background trend:aryan tshirt twitter ukraine variant:bernd variant:cobson vein watch weapon yellow_hair yellow_teeth
atheism atheism_(reddit) beheaded beheading blush buff clothes crying cuck cuckhold_(reddit) darwin explosion fedora feminism feminist flag flag:progress_pride_flag flag:saudi_arabia glasses hair holding_object holding_sword lgbt liberal mustache open_mouth progress_pride_flag red_eyes red_shirt reddit religion rope saudi saudi_arabian science soyjak stubble sword teeth text tongue transparent_background trend:aryan tshirt twitter ukraine variant:bernd variant:cobson vein watch weapon yellow_hair yellow_teeth // 1920x1080 // 1.2MB

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avatar Chud November 14, 2024; 05:42 - Reply
give it a couple of months, and ugly personface will be as Islamic as his biological Arab heritage
avatar OrientalTrollface November 14, 2024; 05:53 - Reply
@Chud:
>trying to spin the turks being cockroaches insult against armenians

you FAIL!
@Chud:
Why would i become muslim just because i made a meme to piss off atheists?
avatar Chud November 14, 2024; 06:21 - Reply
avatar Chud November 14, 2024; 06:39 - Reply
>slaughtering people that don't hold the same beliefs as me is good

wow
avatar Chud November 14, 2024; 10:29 - Reply
geg
avatar OrientalTrollface November 14, 2024; 13:35 - Reply
@Chud:
slaughtering people that don't hold the same beliefs as me is good
arm beard black_and_white closed_mouth gigachad hand muscles sitting sleek_n_tears text variant:chudjak
avatar Chud January 18, 2025; 08:27 - Reply
Muzzie gem
avatar FullAnarchyMinecraft January 18, 2025; 08:28 - Reply
>BRRAPApPRP
avatar Chud December 3, 2025; 13:11 - Reply
>OY VEY MEH NOTHING MADE ZEH UNIVERSE UND I LUV SCIENCE!!!!!!!! @OrientalTrollface:
avatar Eyehurt January 24, 2026; 03:26 - Reply
Islam is Atheism
164323: dog doge hair hoodie leggings maya_(ongezellig) ongezellig variant:quogejak zellig
dog doge hair hoodie leggings maya_(ongezellig) ongezellig variant:quogejak zellig // 531x268 // 18.6KB
avatar OdessanBvll January 24, 2026; 01:44 - Reply
ferret WE ARE NOT BRINGING QUOTE INTO 26
avatar OdessanBvll January 24, 2026; 01:44 - Reply
QUOGE*
avatar Brazilian_Chud January 24, 2026; 01:45 - Reply
GREG GEM
avatar cocoschoppenboer January 24, 2026; 01:46 - Reply
what the fuck is quogejak
avatar QuickSlaughter January 24, 2026; 01:46 - Reply
@cocoschoppenboer:
a shining gemerald
avatar OdessanBvll January 24, 2026; 01:53 - Reply
@QuickSlaughter:
>BFDI

This ferret can't be serious
avatar Rot January 24, 2026; 03:26 - Reply
@cocoschoppenboer: those who know lore bro
164334: 1soyjaks angry animal animated claw cloud ext=gif glasses holding_object irl_background jet_ski meta:higher_resolution meta:not_a_duplicate mouth_open nigga_im_surfing_to_page_40 open_mouth picmix remastered sea series:remastered_soyjaks sky squirrel subvariant:feralsquirrel tail trend:squirreljakking variant:feraljak water watermark
1soyjaks angry animal animated claw cloud ext=gif glasses holding_object irl_background jet_ski meta:higher_resolution meta:not_a_duplicate mouth_open nigga_im_surfing_to_page_40 open_mouth picmix remastered sea series:remastered_soyjaks sky squirrel subvariant:feralsquirrel tail trend:squirreljakking variant:feraljak water watermark // 500x500 // 720.4KB
avatar sprnurse January 24, 2026; 03:05 - Reply
its bigger!
avatar Nobody1 January 24, 2026; 03:05 - Reply
Clear gem
avatar Brazilian_Chud January 24, 2026; 03:07 - Reply
fuggen gem
avatar Apollo January 24, 2026; 03:21 - Reply
he's still surfing to page 40
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