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164435: badge beard clothes hat irl irl_background moustache new_york number nyc nyc_police officer officer_cap open_mouth police police_badge police_hat police_officer police_uniform shadow street subvariant:jacob teeth teeth_showing variant:alicia
badge beard clothes hat irl irl_background moustache new_york number nyc nyc_police officer officer_cap open_mouth police police_badge police_hat police_officer police_uniform shadow street subvariant:jacob teeth teeth_showing variant:alicia // 999x999 // 959.7KB
avatar Joe_Barbaro January 24, 2026; 15:36 - Reply
ran over by ptsd ridden serbian immigrant
avatar Nobody1 January 24, 2026; 15:38 - Reply
>I am Sergeant btw

Gem
avatar Vagabond January 24, 2026; 16:25 - Reply
The Wire
164363: glasses nose one_tooth open_mouth soyjak stubble teeth transparent_background variant:soyak
glasses nose one_tooth open_mouth soyjak stubble teeth transparent_background variant:soyak // 644x800 // 15.1KB
avatar John8_44 January 24, 2026; 05:56 - Reply
ew
avatar Chud1 January 24, 2026; 05:58 - Reply
Don't bastardize the QRIGINAL, Vlodchads
avatar korg January 24, 2026; 08:57 - Reply
the mouth doesn't originate from vlodson you specialed nusoinoons
avatar korg January 24, 2026; 08:59 - Reply
amerimutt child happy_meal logo mcdonalds series:babymutt subvariant:babyimp subvariant:impish_amerimutt variant:impish_soyak_ears
avatar Coemskong January 24, 2026; 16:25 - Reply
Coal
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fact fact_sign glasses hand holding_object holding_sign nose one_tooth open_mouth pointing soyjak stubble teeth text variant:cobson white_background // 775x1099 // 27.1KB
avatar MenstrualCykill January 24, 2026; 05:50 - Reply
Awful coal
avatar God January 24, 2026; 05:54 - Reply
Darkest pit of noonhell
avatar Coemskong January 24, 2026; 16:24 - Reply
Ultra coal
164411: album_cover brimstone edgy mouth_open music poopson prophecy radio_werewolf skull text tooth variant:vlodson
album_cover brimstone edgy mouth_open music poopson prophecy radio_werewolf skull text tooth variant:vlodson // 821x1042 // 279.6KB
avatar Chud1 January 24, 2026; 14:37 - Reply
Log in
avatar StinkyWanger January 24, 2026; 14:50 - Reply
WE CAME WE SAW WE CONQUERED THE TRIUMPH OF THE WILL
avatar Coemskong January 24, 2026; 16:22 - Reply
Coal
164433: antenna bot churkich closed_mouth communism ear greentext hair hammer_and_sickle kolovrat metal radar red_eye robot rusich solovyov subvariant:branigger television variant:brandon wires zov zovbot
antenna bot churkich closed_mouth communism ear greentext hair hammer_and_sickle kolovrat metal radar red_eye robot rusich solovyov subvariant:branigger television variant:brandon wires zov zovbot // 1674x1682 // 199.9KB

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avatar Eyehurt January 24, 2026; 15:58 - Reply
Most obsessed russian robot award
avatar Chud January 24, 2026; 15:59 - Reply
olgol
avatar gerd January 24, 2026; 16:00 - Reply
almaz
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 24, 2026; 16:06 - Reply
jimbrap
avatar LapeResbians14 January 24, 2026; 16:07 - Reply
Gema, Total pig death
avatar MenstrualCykill January 24, 2026; 16:08 - Reply
olgol but pigified
avatar Olgol January 24, 2026; 16:09 - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: Liar liar go away, brap up 'ru comments another day
avatar Chud January 24, 2026; 16:10 - Reply
@Olgol: hello again my bosnian bestie, you didnt respond. How long is your rubber dildo?
avatar Spoon641 January 24, 2026; 16:16 - Reply
slavhuman bot
avatar Olgol January 24, 2026; 16:18 - Reply
@Chud: stfu gypsy
159313: 1600's charles_i classical classical_art_parody column crown globus_cruciger green_clothing king long_hair rapier royal_garments subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak
1600's charles_i classical classical_art_parody column crown globus_cruciger green_clothing king long_hair rapier royal_garments subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak // 2317x4000 // 11.8MB

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avatar Bobson January 6, 2026; 20:17 - Reply
@Chud: it looks kinda neutral
avatar sprnurse January 6, 2026; 20:19 - Reply
@Chud: logged me out
@Bobson: his hair doesnt fit his head right, otherwise a gemerald
avatar Bobson January 6, 2026; 20:20 - Reply
@sprnurse: you mean the weird brown spot?
avatar sprnurse January 6, 2026; 20:24 - Reply
@Bobson: Since the original picture has the mans face at an angle and plier is facing straight ahead, it makes it seem like plier is just pasted over the hair instead of the hair looking like pliers hair
avatar nile January 6, 2026; 20:32 - Reply
cavalierCHAD gemstone
avatar Bobson January 6, 2026; 20:41 - Reply
@sprnurse: https://files.catbox.moe/jehbtd.png is this better?
avatar sprnurse January 6, 2026; 20:43 - Reply
@Bobson: yes
avatar Bobson January 6, 2026; 20:47 - Reply
@sprnurse: Is it worth reuploading like this?
avatar sprnurse January 6, 2026; 20:51 - Reply
@Bobson: probably better off asking a janny to change the original
avatar prospekt January 24, 2026; 16:18 - Reply
extremely low effort brimstone dni
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bookshelf cable dvd irl_background isis islam on_a_table real_life_object stink_lines subvariant:mexiaryan terrorism variant:meximutt // 848x1092 // 962.2KB
avatar Metro2033 January 5, 2026; 22:06 - Reply
geg
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 5, 2026; 22:07 - Reply
there's a jimbo show?
avatar prospekt January 24, 2026; 16:17 - Reply
low effort brimstone dni
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dog double_chin fat glasses janny smile soyjak stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak yellow // 600x800 // 28.1KB
avatar Chud1 December 12, 2022; 10:11 - Reply
funny specialed jak
avatar emerald July 6, 2025; 02:55 - Reply
pyrocinical
avatar Nobody1 January 24, 2026; 16:16 - Reply
Geg, he overate hotpockets. Gem
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computer gigachad jewish_hat jewish_nose jewish_star judaism keyboard mask meta:not_oc monitor nas:gigachad nas:merchant // 959x817 // 317.2KB
avatar Eyehurt January 24, 2026; 16:14 - Reply
Sloppy..
avatar Brazilian_Chud January 24, 2026; 16:16 - Reply
gem
avatar Brazilian_Chud January 24, 2026; 16:16 - Reply
*dust
163992: beard moustache mouth_open soyjak subvariant:jacob template transparent_background variant:alicia white_skin
beard moustache mouth_open soyjak subvariant:jacob template transparent_background variant:alicia white_skin // 418x511 // 27.2KB
avatar Dzagir January 22, 2026; 19:37 - Reply
completely paintbucketable tho
avatar Beauregard January 22, 2026; 19:37 - Reply
gem.
avatar Nobody1 January 22, 2026; 19:42 - Reply
Gem, we don't care if its paintbucketable
avatar Nobody1 January 22, 2026; 19:42 - Reply
@Nobody1: Oh i am esl
avatar Nobody1 January 22, 2026; 19:46 - Reply
@Nobody1: we care if its paintbucketable
avatar Pineapple January 22, 2026; 19:54 - Reply
Upvoted.
avatar Eyehurt January 23, 2026; 03:26 - Reply
gem
avatar H3K January 24, 2026; 16:09 - Reply
Gem.
164423: angry bald eyes glasses nose open_mouth stubble teeth template variant:angry_soyjak white_background white_skin
angry bald eyes glasses nose open_mouth stubble teeth template variant:angry_soyjak white_background white_skin // 1600x1196 // 43.1KB
avatar H3K January 24, 2026; 16:07 - Reply
Gemmy redraw of the stubble.
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cartoon clothes glasses hat krusty_krab meme nose open_mouth shoe spongebob_squarepants subvariant:yellcel teeth variant:chudjak window wooden_floor yellow_skin // 1132x1030 // 530.9KB
avatar Nobody1 January 24, 2026; 16:01 - Reply
Creative usage of yellcel, gem but not funny meme
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beard big_nose clothes dollar dollar_sign gangster_spongebob grin happy happy_merchant hat images_that_go_hard jewish_nose jews judaism kike kike_nose meme meta:not_oc money nas:merchant smile spongebob_squarepants suit // 382x508 // 252.9KB
avatar Nobody1 January 24, 2026; 15:59 - Reply
Gemmy and geggy
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2soyjaks angry black_skin blood fat glasses irl meme nigger open_mouth shitskin skinny stubble subvariant:feralrage teeth two_retards_fighting two_shitskins_fighting variant:cobson variant:feraljak youtube youtube_thumbnail // 600x435 // 277.6KB

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avatar Chud November 12, 2025; 12:42 - Reply
jimbo vs jimbo
avatar jimbo November 14, 2025; 00:31 - Reply
chud27 vs chud27
avatar Chud November 14, 2025; 00:53 - Reply
@Warrior-Z:
avatar GapeNewell November 14, 2025; 00:54 - Reply
poop and noons dying
avatar Chud November 14, 2025; 00:56 - Reply
Chud^28 said:
TEST
avatar Warrior-Z November 19, 2025; 17:31 - Reply
@Chud:

GO PACK MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE,MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE


arabic_text axe balaclava bat batman batman_(series) buff caligraphy flag flag:norway flag:shahada full_body iron islam kratos kufic luggage meta:self_insert muscles muscular_male muslims norway punisher red shahada skull soybooru spawn stick subvariant:perceptive_chud variant:chudjak warrior-z_(user) weapon
avatar Warrior-Z November 19, 2025; 17:31 - Reply
@Chud:

GO PACK MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE,MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE


arabic_text axe balaclava bat batman batman_(series) buff caligraphy flag flag:norway flag:shahada full_body iron islam kratos kufic luggage meta:self_insert muscles muscular_male muslims norway punisher red shahada skull soybooru spawn stick subvariant:perceptive_chud variant:chudjak warrior-z_(user) weapon
avatar Warrior-Z November 19, 2025; 17:31 - Reply
@Chud:

GO PACK MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE,MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE


arabic_text axe balaclava bat batman batman_(series) buff caligraphy flag flag:norway flag:shahada full_body iron islam kratos kufic luggage meta:self_insert muscles muscular_male muslims norway punisher red shahada skull soybooru spawn stick subvariant:perceptive_chud variant:chudjak warrior-z_(user) weapon
avatar Warrior-Z November 19, 2025; 17:31 - Reply
@Chud:

GO PACK MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE,MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE


arabic_text axe balaclava bat batman batman_(series) buff caligraphy flag flag:norway flag:shahada full_body iron islam kratos kufic luggage meta:self_insert muscles muscular_male muslims norway punisher red shahada skull soybooru spawn stick subvariant:perceptive_chud variant:chudjak warrior-z_(user) weapon
avatar Nobody1 January 24, 2026; 15:39 - Reply
Gem, there is specialed version of this
158988: asian asian_female china ear female flag:china red_shirt smile subvariant:vlodette subvariant:vlodette_(posed) transparent_background variant:vlodson yellow_skin
asian asian_female china ear female flag:china red_shirt smile subvariant:vlodette subvariant:vlodette_(posed) transparent_background variant:vlodson yellow_skin // 352x438 // 8.1KB
avatar xerox January 5, 2026; 22:02 - Reply

WLODSEN WNBAG! REPLY IF YOU AGREE

avatar epx7fclhdrp January 6, 2026; 00:45 - Reply
avatar greg January 6, 2026; 01:05 - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
>

afro brapzilian brazil flag:brazil hanging nigger rope sloptranwnbag_(namefag) variant:bernd
avatar epx7fclhdrp January 6, 2026; 01:06 - Reply
@greg:
avatar Chud1 January 24, 2026; 15:13 - Reply
>favourited by emerald
avatar austrian_chud January 24, 2026; 15:16 - Reply
@Chud:
GEG
avatar emerald January 24, 2026; 15:23 - Reply
@Chud: @austrian_chud: bothered and obsessed^
avatar austrian_chud January 24, 2026; 15:30 - Reply
@emerald: you jerk off to vlodson
164431: animal bell donkey ear full_body glasses hair hairy mammal open_mouth series:animaljaks shocked soyjak stubble surprised tail teeth transparent_background variant:goatjak
animal bell donkey ear full_body glasses hair hairy mammal open_mouth series:animaljaks shocked soyjak stubble surprised tail teeth transparent_background variant:goatjak // 994x994 // 27.9KB
avatar Nobody1 January 24, 2026; 15:24 - Reply
beard buff chad curve eyes giga gigachad happy mouth_open muscular_male nas:gigachad
<Donkey what do you need

>You know Shrek, i need waffles

<Shut up Donkey
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brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ carpet fastest_brapped_up_post_⚠️⚠️⚠️ hair long man meta:op_took_a_selfie_of_xerself series:irl_soyjaks skinny soyboy variant:unknown vegan zog // 300x533 // 64.7KB

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avatar Brazilian_Chud January 22, 2026; 16:07 - Reply
@Olgol:
>fuggen nayzee faycests mayne

1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry autism autist autistic award badge black_skin blond brown_skin closed_eyes crying ear forehead_lines glasses grey_shirt lip lips nate nose obese open_mouth red_shirt sharty shartycuck soicuck soyjak soyjak_party stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:reaction_fat_soyjak transparent transparent_background variant:reaction_soyjak
avatar Olgol January 22, 2026; 16:07 - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud:
>fuggen libtards mayne

ack bloodshot_eyes brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ clothes crying flag flag:nazi_germany glasses hair hanging mustache nazism open_mouth pol_(4chan) politics rope soyjak subvariant:patrick suicide swastika tongue variant:chudjak yellow_teeth
avatar Chud January 22, 2026; 18:48 - Reply
OP Here,I See what you flamboyant persons did tonthe comment section,jannies please Ban em
avatar Chud January 24, 2026; 09:41 - Reply
@Olgol:
>ugly persond are wholesome o algo
avatar Olgol January 24, 2026; 11:07 - Reply
@Chud: Das rite!
avatar Chud January 24, 2026; 14:52 - Reply
You dont wanna know what happens to us Olgols in prison. We are used as sex slaves by BLACK men's 14" BBC's and our boipussies are used and stretched into disrepair. After the Olgols bussy is loose enough that 3 BBCs can fit in, BLACK KINGS slam their heads against the concrete fracturing them to create sharp skull fragments which they use to skin the Olgols. No part of the Olgols goes to waste. All of the meat is eaten straight off the bone the eyes contain plenty of vitamin C to stave off scurvy, the limb bones are sharpened and used as weapons for warriors of the BLACK race and the intestines are used as condoms. BLACK men are true savages what happens in prisons eclipses the brutality of the cartels in brazil and mexico. The justice system tries to hide the raw power and savagery of the BLACK man because they are ashamed that there is no way that they can stop them. There is nothing more dangerous than a BLACK man when he smells my Olgols bussy.
avatar Chud January 24, 2026; 14:54 - Reply
You dont wanna know what happens to us Olgols in prison. We are used as sex slaves by BLACK men's 14" BBC's and our boipussies are used and stretched into disrepair. After the Olgols bussy is loose enough that 3 BBCs can fit in, BLACK KINGS slam their heads against the concrete fracturing them to create sharp skull fragments which they use to skin the Olgols. No part of the Olgols goes to waste. All of the meat is eaten straight off the bone the eyes contain plenty of vitamin C to stave off scurvy, the limb bones are sharpened and used as weapons for warriors of the BLACK race and the intestines are used as condoms. BLACK men are true savages what happens in prisons eclipses the brutality of the cartels in brazil and mexico. The justice system tries to hide the raw power and savagery of the BLACK man because they are ashamed that there is no way that they can stop them. There is nothing more dangerous than a BLACK man when he smells my Olgols bussy.
avatar Vergilius January 24, 2026; 14:55 - Reply
Let the swarm pullulate. Let the darkest black plague.

March. March. Consume.

Procreate. Consume. Erase.

Erase. Regenerate. March.

Empty, strange... umbrous and repellent... corner?

Loathing. Neglect. Contempt. Isolation. Familiar hush, all.

Intrude. Infest.

Intrude. Infest. Thrive.

Chaotic, oblivious... Consumption.

I hear it. The abominable, skittering echo outside the window.

Scour every corner, swarm every height, and take flight.

Proliferate. Infest. Horrify... Down in the depths of our fall... Transform.

All that stands in the way... shall be ground to dust.

Feast. Indulgence.

Suddenly, one day... You will awaken from your nightmare, and realize that the crawling death has stalked your steps.
avatar Chud January 24, 2026; 14:58 - Reply
You dont wanna know what happens to us Olgols in prison. We are used as sex slaves by BLACK men's 14" BBC's and our boipussies are used and stretched into disrepair. After the Olgols bussy is loose enough that 3 BBCs can fit in, BLACK KINGS slam their heads against the concrete fracturing them to create sharp skull fragments which they use to skin the Olgols. No part of the Olgols goes to waste. All of the meat is eaten straight off the bone the eyes contain plenty of vitamin C to stave off scurvy, the limb bones are sharpened and used as weapons for warriors of the BLACK race and the intestines are used as condoms. BLACK men are true savages what happens in prisons eclipses the brutality of the cartels in brazil and mexico. The justice system tries to hide the raw power and savagery of the BLACK man because they are ashamed that there is no way that they can stop them. There is nothing more dangerous than a BLACK man when he smells my Olgols bussy.
avatar Chud January 24, 2026; 14:59 - Reply
Olgol is a flamboyant person,reply if you agree.
164414: broot cobblestone_(user) emblem full_body katana manga miyamoto_musashi mustard mustard_(user) quote quote_(user) shadow subvariant:condiment subvariant:gapejak_female subvariant:wholesome_soyjak vagabond variant:bernd variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears
broot cobblestone_(user) emblem full_body katana manga miyamoto_musashi mustard mustard_(user) quote quote_(user) shadow subvariant:condiment subvariant:gapejak_female subvariant:wholesome_soyjak vagabond variant:bernd variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears // 867x1300 // 1.6MB
avatar Dzagir January 24, 2026; 14:53 - Reply
who are you nusoi
avatar ronnieson2 January 24, 2026; 14:57 - Reply
@Dzagir: not a self insert
avatar Chud1 January 24, 2026; 14:59 - Reply
so kawaii and sugoi or something
64326: amerimutt black_sclera brown_skin clothes dragon_ball dragon_ball_z ear hair lips mcdonalds mutt open_mouth orange_shirt son_goku soyjak stubble subvariant:impish_amerimutt super_saiyan variant:impish_soyak_ears yellow_hair
amerimutt black_sclera brown_skin clothes dragon_ball dragon_ball_z ear hair lips mcdonalds mutt open_mouth orange_shirt son_goku soyjak stubble subvariant:impish_amerimutt super_saiyan variant:impish_soyak_ears yellow_hair // 600x800 // 84.3KB
avatar Nobody1 January 24, 2026; 14:50 - Reply
>Kame kame ha or however there is mcdonalds dragonball
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