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164761: latino meta:ai_generated meta:tagme series:ai_latinx variant:meximutt
latino meta:ai_generated meta:tagme series:ai_latinx variant:meximutt // 1168x720, 31.3s // 6.6MB
avatar veironn - Reply
so many leprosy listeners
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@veironn: so many deicide haters
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
jimbraps
164759: latino meta:ai_generated meta:tagme series:ai_latinx variant:meximutt
latino meta:ai_generated meta:tagme series:ai_latinx variant:meximutt // 576x1024, 15.1s // 1.4MB
avatar Colorlesspy - Reply
korg
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
jimbrap
164766: buff full_body gigachad grey_skin muscles nas:gigachad ominous subvariant:hornyson variant:cobson
buff full_body gigachad grey_skin muscles nas:gigachad ominous subvariant:hornyson variant:cobson // 2117x3187 // 588.0KB
avatar ronnieson2 - Reply
i had to remove his bwc and fat nuts
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@ronnieson2:why? did gigachad cut his dick?
avatar pants - Reply
modest king
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@ronnieson2 oh my fauci xis is so gender reaffirming!
avatar Chud3 - Reply
[url=site://post/view/164766#c1488805]@Chud[/url xe is a trans ally
66506: award bee blue_eyes cap chin closed_mouth clothes effortson efl fnf_aryan fnf_gerontophile fnf_pedo friday_night_funkin' gerontophile glasses hat neutralplier_award opposite pink_lips soyjak soyjak_party sparkle stubble subvariant:chudplier trend:aryan variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak white_lives_matter white_shirt white_skin whitemaxxing yellow_eyebrows yellow_hair yellow_stubble
award bee blue_eyes cap chin closed_mouth clothes effortson efl fnf_aryan fnf_gerontophile fnf_pedo friday_night_funkin' gerontophile glasses hat neutralplier_award opposite pink_lips soyjak soyjak_party sparkle stubble subvariant:chudplier trend:aryan variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak white_lives_matter white_shirt white_skin whitemaxxing yellow_eyebrows yellow_hair yellow_stubble // 596x800 // 52.0KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
Post about named flamboyant person drama itt if you're a diddyblud
avatar test1234 - Reply
@Chud: FNF ESL gemmy comes back to insult warrior-z and astrofene, shocking.
avatar Ascence - Reply
I look like this
avatar Ascence - Reply
except I don't like fnf
avatar Chud - Reply
^anti straight activist
avatar Ascence - Reply
avatar Soyton - Reply
>friday night funkin reminds me of one's glimpse of joy in life, I dont find myself bothered by this fact
avatar emerald - Reply
Fnf won fnf is the best game ever made
avatar Chud - Reply
@emerald JSID
avatar PinkStew - Reply
@emerald: jsid jsid jsid
22578: arm buff closed_mouth concerned fit_(4chan) glasses hand holding_object nipple soyjak stubble variant:soyak weightlifting
arm buff closed_mouth concerned fit_(4chan) glasses hand holding_object nipple soyjak stubble variant:soyak weightlifting // 505x496 // 57.0KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Gem
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gem, he had taken soyroids
49334: animal baby beak deformed full_body phineas_and_ferb platypus series:animaljaks smile subvariant:nathaniel tail variant:gapejak
animal baby beak deformed full_body phineas_and_ferb platypus series:animaljaks smile subvariant:nathaniel tail variant:gapejak // 1200x800 // 11.3KB
avatar funnystuffs - Reply
>OMGSISA-ACK!!!!!
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@funnystuffs: omg I look like this (OMGILLT)
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Perry the Pl-ACK!
avatar Chud3 - Reply
marge what kind of animal class is a platypus in ?
avatar Chud4 - Reply
@Chud: probably the same as beavers or otters
avatar Chud5 - Reply
@Chud: they arent monotremes THO
avatar Chud6 - Reply
>Agent 'p,Agent 'p,ahh here you are,here is Major noongram,Doctor gemmyshmirtz built an inator to achive TTD and TND,Stop this heckin bigoted Xhudcel-ACK!
avatar Chud7 - Reply
@Chud: mammals
164280: album_cover carnivore_(band) glasses metal_(music) music open_mouth soyjak teeth text thrash_metal variant:feraljak
album_cover carnivore_(band) glasses metal_(music) music open_mouth soyjak teeth text thrash_metal variant:feraljak // 1200x1200 // 556.4KB

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avatar tundra - Reply
@veironn: I listened to bloody kisses and it was raisin, so i didn't even bother listening to any other albums
avatar tundra - Reply
@Vagabond: They're alright
avatar veironn - Reply
@tundra: listen to the entirety of SDnH it sounds like its a compromise between carnivore and ToN
https://youtu.be/Tpd6CB8P_78?si=JTj9EetgCm1N5odr
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
Race war
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
[url=site://post/view/164280#c1481155]@CoalFarmerTheBestNameflamboyant personInPol[/url]: peter steele no say black pipo bad in dis music so it suck o algo gigatwerk
avatar veironn - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: best song off that album
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@veironn: I liked angry neurotic Catholics
avatar veironn - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: gem even doe it criticizes mi
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@veironn: I like it cuz I relate to the song title
avatar Chud - Reply
Gem alert
164626: bald big_nose double_chin forehead_wrinkles glasses head nuvariant small_eyes smile stubble subvariant:tony_jakprano tony_soprano variant:impish_tony white_background white_eyes white_teeth
bald big_nose double_chin forehead_wrinkles glasses head nuvariant small_eyes smile stubble subvariant:tony_jakprano tony_soprano variant:impish_tony white_background white_eyes white_teeth // 800x959 // 7.4KB

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avatar OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten - Reply
@Dzagir: this one?
https://files.catbox.moe/f63xll.png
avatar finocide - Reply
gabagool?
avatar Dzagir - Reply
@OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten: yeah
avatar finocide - Reply
@OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten: scared me
avatar Dzagir - Reply
@finocide: if there's no gabagool then what's a man to do
avatar OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten - Reply
@Dzagir: OHH its that one variant
its great 'jakking material doe
avatar Dzagir - Reply
@OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten: true
avatar Metro2033 - Reply
@OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten: already a variant
avatar Admre - Reply
Geg, I see we both had the same idea
avatar OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten - Reply
@Admre: yep, geg
164753: container glasses objectsoy old_spice series:objectplier variant:markiplier_soyjak
container glasses objectsoy old_spice series:objectplier variant:markiplier_soyjak // 223x469 // 14.3KB
avatar Colorlesspy - Reply
korg drinks this cause xe doesnt know what a deodorant is
164752: container glasses objectsoy tide variant:markiplier_soyjak
container glasses objectsoy tide variant:markiplier_soyjak // 668x1000 // 61.4KB
avatar OdessanBvll - Reply
Nusoitide boardwide?
avatar Colorlesspy - Reply
korg's fav drink
164732: finger hair hand shushing subvariant:chudplier template variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak white_skin
finger hair hand shushing subvariant:chudplier template variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak white_skin // 600x800 // 15.8KB
avatar Granite - Reply
Low effort ruby
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Something is not right with fingers
161717: 3d black_and_white creepypasta ext=mp4 fat garrys_mod gmod meta:featured meta:namefags satoko_houjou(namefag) series:brimstone_creepypastas shitoko subvariant:endmutt text_to_speech variant:meximutt video
3d black_and_white creepypasta ext=mp4 fat garrys_mod gmod meta:featured meta:namefags satoko_houjou(namefag) series:brimstone_creepypastas shitoko subvariant:endmutt text_to_speech variant:meximutt video // 1920x1080, 334.5s // 28.0MB

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avatar Pineapple - Reply
High effort gem
avatar Pineapple - Reply
High effort gem
avatar Pineapple - Reply
Mi phono lagged mb
avatar Vergilius - Reply
@Pineapple: pineapples suck and spongbob is a special for choosing you as a home
avatar Pineapple - Reply
@Vergilius: fuck you i dindu nuffin man
avatar Chud - Reply
gem
avatar SawK - Reply
where is the background footage from
avatar Emiliz - Reply
got my post featured award
avatar GapeNewell - Reply
gemerald
avatar Teasuck - Reply
12 days late but a featured brimstone creepypasta with a heckin validating background video for nusois with attention spans shorter than a noon's tbp? This is a shining topaz
164539: black_hair female meta:namefags moistpepper_(user) muammar_gaddafi rose spanish subvariant:massjak subvariant:massmeowjak superterrydavisfan48_(namefag) templeos terry_davis variant:gapejak
black_hair female meta:namefags moistpepper_(user) muammar_gaddafi rose spanish subvariant:massjak subvariant:massmeowjak superterrydavisfan48_(namefag) templeos terry_davis variant:gapejak // 4000x4000 // 1.3MB
avatar Acoustic - Reply
bait that will automatically accumulate reppies
avatar God - Reply
@Acoustic: wrong this is a truth nuke
avatar finocide - Reply
i guess bro
avatar Asparagus - Reply
can we get nagolbud back PLEASE
avatar OdessanBvll - Reply
@Asparagus: this.
avatar Marbles - Reply
Marge
164572: bat buff demon full_body ripped scary strong ttt tung_tung_tung_sahur variant:unknown
bat buff demon full_body ripped scary strong ttt tung_tung_tung_sahur variant:unknown // 592x763 // 19.0KB
avatar Marbles - Reply
Gemerald
164260: 'g beard glasses headphones horror iphone iphono noiphono nophono series:brimstone_creepypastas subvariant:doctos text_to_speech variant:soyak video
'g beard glasses headphones horror iphone iphono noiphono nophono series:brimstone_creepypastas subvariant:doctos text_to_speech variant:soyak video // 1080x720, 118.2s // 5.6MB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
geg the slowed down google translate voice
avatar Chudson88 - Reply
nauriphonaur
avatar Skeletorn - Reply
Listening to this while gooning to turkbvll gemmies got me feeling:
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@Chud: couldn't find any other text to speech that worked
avatar NotaSoyak - Reply
Nobaldi uses this brand of phonos
avatar Teasuck - Reply
Short but still a gem
89416: a10 ack angry antifa arkeal army art atheism balaclava battle_on_the_ice beard behead beheaded beheading bible blue_eyes book catholic catholicism chetnik chetnikism chirho christian_cross christian_identity christianity church clips clothes communism compilation cross crucifix crying cyrillic_text decapitated decapitation eastern_orthodox edit_(tiktok) english_text eyebrows eyes_open flag:iron_guard flag:jesus flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:principality_of_moscow flag:russian_empire flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:union_of_orthodox_banner-bearers footage glasses god grey_hair hair hammer_and_sickle hang hanged hanging hat helmet hippy historical history holding_book holy_bible hood hoodie icon icons icxcnika irl_background iron_guard islam islamic jesus jesus_christ judaism kike knight milan_nedić military mouth_open multiple_soyjaks music muslims nazism necklace nedic nedicism nikolai_velimirovich nikolaj_velimirovic noose odin orthodox orthodox_christian orthodox_church orthodox_cross orthodox_icon orthodox_priest orthodoxy painting peace peace_sign peace_symbol pointing prayer_rope priest rage rainbow red_eyes richard_dawkins romania rope russia saint_george saint_george_and_the_dragon seething serbia shield skeleton skull sonnenrad sound srbija st_george's_ribbongeorge star star_and_crescent star_of_david stubble subvariant:muscular_chud suit sword telegram text thor thor’s_hammer_pendant tongue transgender_flag trend:aryan tsar tsar_nicholas_ii ukraine union_of_orthodox_banner_bearers united_states ushanka variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:feraljak variant:soyak video viking viking_helmet white_skin yellow_hair
a10 ack angry antifa arkeal army art atheism balaclava battle_on_the_ice beard behead beheaded beheading bible blue_eyes book catholic catholicism chetnik chetnikism chirho christian_cross christian_identity christianity church clips clothes communism compilation cross crucifix crying cyrillic_text decapitated decapitation eastern_orthodox edit_(tiktok) english_text eyebrows eyes_open flag:iron_guard flag:jesus flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:principality_of_moscow flag:russian_empire flag:transgender_pride_flag flag:union_of_orthodox_banner-bearers footage glasses god grey_hair hair hammer_and_sickle hang hanged hanging hat helmet hippy historical history holding_book holy_bible hood hoodie icon icons icxcnika irl_background iron_guard islam islamic jesus jesus_christ judaism kike knight milan_nedić military mouth_open multiple_soyjaks music muslims nazism necklace nedic nedicism nikolai_velimirovich nikolaj_velimirovic noose odin orthodox orthodox_christian orthodox_church orthodox_cross orthodox_icon orthodox_priest orthodoxy painting peace peace_sign peace_symbol pointing prayer_rope priest rage rainbow red_eyes richard_dawkins romania rope russia saint_george saint_george_and_the_dragon seething serbia shield skeleton skull sonnenrad sound srbija st_george's_ribbongeorge star star_and_crescent star_of_david stubble subvariant:muscular_chud suit sword telegram text thor thor’s_hammer_pendant tongue transgender_flag trend:aryan tsar tsar_nicholas_ii ukraine union_of_orthodox_banner_bearers united_states ushanka variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:feraljak variant:soyak video viking viking_helmet white_skin yellow_hair // 720x720, 72.9s // 12.0MB

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avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: bra[fella] is such an unwieldy name, even with the hateful slur aside I wish we ould've kept calling that variety of tranimechud x the everything app dwellers brandons.........
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: Branoon is one of the few created terms that contains that racial slur that doesn't offend me.
avatar Spanish_Chud - Reply
@Chud: True
avatar korg - Reply
too larpy to be uploaded by an actual orthodox
avatar korg - Reply
and also that weird noonphonk music in the background doesn't help
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
What is it so loud?
avatar Spanish_Chud - Reply
@Nobody1: Xitter branoons love loud phonk music because it sounds ''vril'', ''strong'' so they can feel being very unique
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
at least add some orthodox chant instead of this branoon song
avatar korg - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: and replace the black suns and other occult symbols with christian symbols like the cross, the chri rho, or the fish
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@korg:
also this
85476: animal apple_(company) arm brown_hair ear glasses hair hand holding_object holding_phone monkey phone soyjak stubble transparent_background variant:cobson
animal apple_(company) arm brown_hair ear glasses hair hand holding_object holding_phone monkey phone soyjak stubble transparent_background variant:cobson // 721x906 // 144.5KB
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
(You) look like this while phoneposting on the 'ru
avatar Dzagir - Reply
@Nobody1:
>phoneposting

who does that
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@Dzagir: Some nameflamboyant persons do
avatar korg - Reply
@Dzagir: me
@Nobody1: phone posting is gemmy doe
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@korg: Then imagine someone gemmy holding that phone
163199: black_skin blond car dunchenman_(user) ghetto gill_koyim_(namefag) glasses hair jartyfit judge_gem_(namefag) logo meta:namefags part_1 series:brimstone_creepypastas slowburn stinky stubble subvariant:doctos subvariant:mexiaryan thumbnail trevor_(user) turkroach tvrkaryan variant:bvlljvk variant:chudjak variant:feraljak variant:meximutt variant:soyak video warrior-z_(user)
black_skin blond car dunchenman_(user) ghetto gill_koyim_(namefag) glasses hair jartyfit judge_gem_(namefag) logo meta:namefags part_1 series:brimstone_creepypastas slowburn stinky stubble subvariant:doctos subvariant:mexiaryan thumbnail trevor_(user) turkroach tvrkaryan variant:bvlljvk variant:chudjak variant:feraljak variant:meximutt variant:soyak video warrior-z_(user) // 854x480, 1659.7s // 42.7MB

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avatar Marimutt - Reply
Bone chilling kino
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
You saw my gloves and thought they were supposed to be blue paint?
IS THIS REALLY YOUR BEST ATTEMPT?
2soyjaks brotherhood duo guns judge_gem_(namefag) kratos meta:namefags punisher_face the_punisher variant:chudjak warrior-z_(user) warrior-z_won
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
^never mind I listened to the end and it seems like its getting gemmy.
avatar Teasuck - Reply
>27
 minutes
Haven't listened yet but holy gem
avatar Thub - Reply
@Teasuck: look on youtube, it is better quality
avatar Thub - Reply
@LapisLazuli: thank you! that means more than any raisinflinging affair.
avatar Thub - Reply
@Chud: chudnoon can't even join on xer main, kiss yourself
avatar Chud - Reply
@Thub: my name is thub and im a scottish trans woman of color.
blm/fuck ice/land back also bigots will be blocked
avatar Thub - Reply
@Chud: as i have stated before by the way, contact me during THESE hours so I can BTFO you and have it make impact! You gain nothing by doing this as I genuinely can't react so you see it. Please learn from this chudflamboyant person!
avatar Teasuck - Reply
I made the mistake of watching this on a bus and barely held myself back from recreating the pepelaugh in front of random people. Issa gem doe, please make a part 2 saar because the ending is interesting and actually slightly scary because of the music
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