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118863: animated capcut chud computer music seizure singing song subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak video
animated capcut chud computer music seizure singing song subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak video // 480x480, 15.3s // 6.2MB
avatar soyia_agent - Reply
incomprehensible AI gemerino
avatar Chud1 - Reply
gem
avatar jerryseinfeldjak - Reply
you stuuuOopiod fucking CHUD
you FUCKING CHUD
avatar Chud2 - Reply
you stupid fucking chud
you fucking CHUD
!!!!!!
avatar Chud3 - Reply
RQT DRAVVflamboyant person
LIGHTBVLB
CATERPILLAR
ANTISVVARTHY AT 0:33
GEGKEK
avatar professornothingburger2 - Reply
build for bbc
166393: clothes female glasses hair hat looking_to_the_right meta:template remastered smile subvariant:female_cobson template variant:cobson woman
clothes female glasses hair hat looking_to_the_right meta:template remastered smile subvariant:female_cobson template variant:cobson woman // 1074x1084 // 28.9KB
avatar Jones - Reply
this is obviously based on thub's design btw
avatar Olgol - Reply
Pretty
avatar weakspaget - Reply
Secks
avatar Thub - Reply
@Jones: Did you ai generate this?
avatar Thub - Reply
https://files.catbox.moe/hphaqg.m4a
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@Thub: tanzanite
avatar Jones - Reply
@Thub: no, i remade your 'jak in medibang at a higher resolution.
avatar OIgol - Reply
Needs BBC
avatar Chud1 - Reply
not even close to being fat enough
153213: award bait brimstone coal dust flag:transgender_pride_flag glasses heart meta:bait meta:not_oc nigger_meme niggerbabble not_a_fucking_soyjak phone pink_hair series:anything_is_more_ias_than_vlodson showing_phone tranny tranny_meme transgender_flag troon variant:unknown wordswordswords
award bait brimstone coal dust flag:transgender_pride_flag glasses heart meta:bait meta:not_oc nigger_meme niggerbabble not_a_fucking_soyjak phone pink_hair series:anything_is_more_ias_than_vlodson showing_phone tranny tranny_meme transgender_flag troon variant:unknown wordswordswords // 622x646 // 219.0KB

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avatar Olgol - Reply
Life is too short to spend hating on people who are just trying to be themselves
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@Olgol:
speech
autism_hat badge big_lips blush meta:namefags olgol_(spadedfaggot) please_be_paitent_i_have_autism series:fusionjaks shitskin stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:olgolstein variant:alicia variant:cobson
actually supports ugly people award
avatar transrights - Reply
@Olgol: TSMT
arm glasses hand heart holding_heart holding_object redraw smile soyjak stubble subvariant:nucob variant:cobson
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@Olgol: fuck you and suck my BBC you fucking flamboyant person I'm going to get a knife cut your dick off and then stab your stomach until you cry like a little whore YOU fucking flamboyant person
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@Dunchenman: ^ brap above
avatar transrights - Reply
@Yohannen: @Dunchenman:
>
>
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@transrights: goon goon sahur
avatar Olgol - Reply
@Dunchenman: @Yohannen:
ack black_hair bloodshot_eyes crying fascism flag:nazi_germany gigachad hanging holding_mirror mirror mustache nazism red_shirt rope subvariant:patrick swastika teeth tongue variant:chudjak
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@Olgol: bnwo gem
avatar OIgol - Reply
Gemerald
161003: blowjob_machine box ear glasses gloryhole label open_mouth paper scared scissors screaming stubble subvariant:doctos tape variant:soyak
blowjob_machine box ear glasses gloryhole label open_mouth paper scared scissors screaming stubble subvariant:doctos tape variant:soyak // 5741x8000 // 4.2MB

showing 10 of 24 comments

avatar trevor - Reply
@Swatted: im white
avatar Swatted - Reply
@trevor: Even&doe you're brown
avatar trevor - Reply
@Swatted: meds
avatar Swatted - Reply
@trevor: You still brown
avatar trevor - Reply
@Swatted: white*
avatar Swatted - Reply
@trevor: Brown*
avatar trevor - Reply
@Swatted: negated
avatar xerox - Reply
oh noes ambatu be opened
avatar Thub - Reply
@ijak: literal whi
avatar OIgol - Reply
Big black cock is my only weakness
139512: cobxp linux penguin serious text trash trend:aryan variant:cobson variant:feraljak windows windows_xp you_have_to_go_back
cobxp linux penguin serious text trash trend:aryan variant:cobson variant:feraljak windows windows_xp you_have_to_go_back // 1536x1024 // 1.1MB
avatar snakestepoalgo - Reply
adolf_hitler bloodshot_eyes choke_hold douglas_macarthur general_macarthur kill macarthur variant:bernd
avatar veironn - Reply
linuxdiddys were brainwashed into thinking downloading 30 drivers just for hdmi support is worth the 2% performance boost
avatar FreakyJimbo - Reply
@veironn: Will get xir [redtext]
MicroSOFT
[/redtext] hard-drive cracked open by linuxGODS once found dead in xir apartment.
avatar veironn - Reply
@FreakyJimbo: meds i use templeOS
avatar Nouest - Reply
@veironn: most people who use linux are schizophrenics that think there are tiny greedy personish noons inside of their walls (xhey are true)
avatar Realjartycuck_not - Reply
microsoft is owned by a smelly person and windows is raisin i wish i could migrate to linux but i cant access my bios cuz im using a laptop with a broken display
avatar Chud1 - Reply
gem
avatar Chud2 - Reply
shiny gem. freetards must die.
avatar DumbFurryFaggot - Reply
dominating linux

before turning into goyslop

i miss old times
140007: angry anime ayanami_rei beard coping creeper crying evangelion excited ext=mp4 glasses juice kuroki_tomoko laptoptop meta:not_oc multiple_soyjaks neon_genesis_evangelion nerv open_mouth peace_sign pointing seething soyjak subvariant:wewjak subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tear text tomoko tranny tranny_artstyle tranny_meme tranny_voice troon variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak variant:two_pointing_soyjaks video watamote
angry anime ayanami_rei beard coping creeper crying evangelion excited ext=mp4 glasses juice kuroki_tomoko laptoptop meta:not_oc multiple_soyjaks neon_genesis_evangelion nerv open_mouth peace_sign pointing seething soyjak subvariant:wewjak subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tear text tomoko tranny tranny_artstyle tranny_meme tranny_voice troon variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak variant:two_pointing_soyjaks video watamote // 480x360, 13.1s // 278.8KB

showing 10 of 42 comments

avatar feraljockey - Reply
raisinstone mined straight from sl*vakia
avatar Chud - Reply
UOGHHHHHHHHH:sob::sob:
avatar Chud - Reply
SISA voice
avatar Chud - Reply
TRVNNY AWARD
TRANIMELOVER AWARD
RAPED AWARD
GROOMED AWARD
PAEDO AWARD
avatar Chud - Reply
You have a very passing voice ConservativeWaluigi <3
avatar Olgol - Reply
HTSM SPAMMER GEM!
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry autism autist autistic award badge black_skin blond brown_skin closed_eyes crying ear forehead_lines glasses grey_shirt lip lips nate nose obese op_took_a_selfie_of_xerself open_mouth red_shirt sharty shartycuck soicuck soyjak soyjak_party speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:reaction_fat_soyjak transparent variant:reaction_soyjak white_background
avatar Admiral_Avvakened - Reply
Voiceover memes are the worst fucking noonbrim nobaldi laughs at
avatar finocide - Reply
ConservativeWaluigi voice reveal?
avatar transrights - Reply
i look like this
165473: award flag:transgender_pride_flag glasses joyjak meta:leaky meta:not_oc purple_hair real_woman_award subvariant:59_percent subvariant:bridget tranny transgender_flag troon troonella variant:bernd variant:derpson variant:gapejak
award flag:transgender_pride_flag glasses joyjak meta:leaky meta:not_oc purple_hair real_woman_award subvariant:59_percent subvariant:bridget tranny transgender_flag troon troonella variant:bernd variant:derpson variant:gapejak // 2048x2048 // 848.5KB

showing 10 of 99 comments

avatar Joe_Barbaro - Reply
@Dunchenman: i was never a furry
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@Joe_Barbaro: giga
avatar Joe_Barbaro - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: thats not a high bar
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
Another enemy of the Judge take down

I AM THE GEMS


I AM THE LAW


I AM... JUDGE GEM
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
@Dunchenman:
>He died doing what he wanted, no matter what, right? I bet he was happy.

anime berserk black_and_white guts_(berserk) manga one_eye_closed sword variant:cobson
avatar jimbo - Reply
rest in piss
avatar jimbo - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: @Dunchenman: @Joe_Barbaro:
^3 specials
also joe all you brap out is averi smut
avatar Zonky - Reply
I miss you buddy
avatar transrights - Reply
trans affirming whimserald
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@transrights: i shed a tear from my neovagina while reading this... thanks xista
166561: ack blue_division division_azul francoism francoist_spain hanged nazism spain spain_won spainard template uniform variant:bernd variant:chudjak
ack blue_division division_azul francoism francoist_spain hanged nazism spain spain_won spainard template uniform variant:bernd variant:chudjak // 2100x1500 // 801.7KB

showing 10 of 13 comments

avatar BestKnownForCoal - Reply
@Olgol: How many Pan-African flags do you have in your room?
avatar Olgol - Reply
@BestKnownForCoal: Zero
avatar Chud - Reply
Nazis acking wypeepl so gem
avatar BestKnownForCoal - Reply
@Olgol: Got it. How about LGBTQ and BLM flags? Also George Floyd posters.
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
snca falangism wnbag
avatar transrights - Reply
larp ideology award
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@transrights: 
literal_who
alt
avatar Yohannen - Reply
larpiest larp of all time
avatar Chud - Reply
@Yohannen: marge
avatar transrights - Reply
@Yohannen: marge
166521: callioperockwell_(namefag) eyes glasses hair meta:namefags meta:self_insert mouth nose soysona space stubble subvariant:female_cobson variant:cobson variant:feraljak zonky_(user)
callioperockwell_(namefag) eyes glasses hair meta:namefags meta:self_insert mouth nose soysona space stubble subvariant:female_cobson variant:cobson variant:feraljak zonky_(user) // 1246x717 // 662.1KB

showing 10 of 94 comments

avatar Acoustic - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: meds its still a good board nowadays, mostly during DNB hours cause americans tend to whine a lot
avatar Metro2033 - Reply
you fucking noons
avatar callioperockwell - Reply
@Metro2033: hi
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Swatted: I like using /mtv/ and /v/ albeit
@Acoustic: Everytime I go on /soy/ it tends to be coal no matter what timezone
avatar Zonky - Reply
@Metro2033: Hi pal
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: geg https://files.catbox.moe/how8w7.jpg
avatar Metro2033 - Reply
@callioperockwell: burn
@Zonky: bleed
avatar Marimutt - Reply
^^^ This comment section is a Warrior Z approved gem ^^^
avatar tQQt - Reply
where's Rio DE Janeiro filter
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
Poonerbooru
166425: closed_eyes clothes glasses hair hat remastered sad variant:soytan woman
closed_eyes clothes glasses hair hat remastered sad variant:soytan woman // 1500x1300 // 40.7KB
avatar Thales - Reply
fuck you noon
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
What the point of uploading this?
avatar Skeletorn - Reply
jones, keep posting if you get boners when looking at playgrounds
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
gem in Iberia
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud:
*Liberia
avatar Jones - Reply
@Dunchenman: its a remastered version.
@Skeletorn: this is my last post, im bored
avatar Chud1 - Reply
closed_eyes clothes glasses hair hat remastered sad variant:soytan woman
>its over
avatar Skeletorn - Reply
@Jones: post tomorrow if you give cockroaches head
avatar Chud2 - Reply
jones, just out of curiosity, are you ukranian?
avatar Jones - Reply
@Chud: no
139988: 1984 background building concerned dog ear george_orwell glasses helicopter holding_object janny lockpick looking_at_each_other looking_at_you multiple_soyjaks mustache open_mouth poster propaganda propaganda_poster raised_eyebrow scared soyjak stubble subvariant:chudjak_(concerned) teeth variant:chudjak variant:feraljak wall white_skin yellow yellow_skin
1984 background building concerned dog ear george_orwell glasses helicopter holding_object janny lockpick looking_at_each_other looking_at_you multiple_soyjaks mustache open_mouth poster propaganda propaganda_poster raised_eyebrow scared soyjak stubble subvariant:chudjak_(concerned) teeth variant:chudjak variant:feraljak wall white_skin yellow yellow_skin // 700x933 // 713.9KB
avatar Nouest - Reply
literally 1984
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
Back when we couldn't call Jiren weak.
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@ConservativeWaluigi: tsmt
avatar H3K - Reply
Gem
avatar teethjak - Reply
GEG
avatar Chud2 - Reply
NVKE
avatar Chud3 - Reply
built for bbc
avatar Yohannen - Reply
gemerald
avatar Chud4 - Reply
Quote is big xister
154694: 2soyjaks anime bald breasts female forehead_lines hair holding_object hole meta:barely_a_soyjak meta:brimstone_certified nose oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive open_mouth pointing shovel stubble text tranime_girl variant:two_pointing_soyjaks woman xitter
2soyjaks anime bald breasts female forehead_lines hair holding_object hole meta:barely_a_soyjak meta:brimstone_certified nose oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive open_mouth pointing shovel stubble text tranime_girl variant:two_pointing_soyjaks woman xitter // 1126x1440 // 290.3KB

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avatar trevor - Reply
IAS epi brimcoal
avatar retard - Reply
I'm the next nulee Soyjak porn make slopjaks of me This post is not worth archiving
avatar SawK - Reply
why are we approving 'gram 'tok coal?
avatar samika593 - Reply
'xitter goonerbait coal
avatar Joe_Barbaro - Reply
sooo ias saar
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
Why do tr4nny gooners loves to put Two Pointing Soyjaks variant on their gooner drawings?
avatar Joe_Barbaro - Reply
@ConservativeWaluigi: idk ferret ask yourself
avatar Vergilius - Reply
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
avatar Chud - Reply
tranime slop indicative of late stage capitalism
avatar 14skibidytoiletisgood88 - Reply
noon goonbait brim
166549: beard finger floor glasses hand ias like open_mouth open_mouth2 patrick red_text sit sitplace spon sponge spongeb spongebob_squarepants teeth text tiktok trevor_show variant:unknown white_background
beard finger floor glasses hand ias like open_mouth open_mouth2 patrick red_text sit sitplace spon sponge spongeb spongebob_squarepants teeth text tiktok trevor_show variant:unknown white_background // 1080x1080 // 21.0KB
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
Geg
avatar Scoot - Reply
'jakked the letters award
avatar sackz2 - Reply
Gem
151814: 1488 big_breasts black_hair blue_eyes breasts brown_eyes closed_mouth clothes dark_hair ear eyebrows frown glasses lips long_hair orange_shirt red_shirt smile soy soylent soylent_(cacao) speech_bubble text thick_thighs variant:chudjak variant:soytan
1488 big_breasts black_hair blue_eyes breasts brown_eyes closed_mouth clothes dark_hair ear eyebrows frown glasses lips long_hair orange_shirt red_shirt smile soy soylent soylent_(cacao) speech_bubble text thick_thighs variant:chudjak variant:soytan // 1434x2048 // 1.3MB

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avatar Chud - Reply
Literal fucking htsm
avatar Chud - Reply
Stop being an obese braphog spamming comments under porn you goon to
avatar Olgol - Reply
>be a noon

>get mad someone spammed your goon fuel

>project on them


black_skin bloodshot_eyes buff hair jake jartypill jartypilled nigger red_lips series:its_based_and_christpilled shadow shitpost side_profile subvariant:perceptive_chud text trend:jartycuck variant:chudjak vignette white_background
avatar Chud - Reply
@Olgol: double projecting monkey golem
avatar Olgol - Reply
>you double down on your projection


black_skin bloodshot_eyes buff hair jake jartypill jartypilled nigger red_lips series:its_based_and_christpilled shadow shitpost side_profile subvariant:perceptive_chud text trend:jartycuck variant:chudjak vignette white_background
avatar Chud - Reply
@Olgol: jump off a bridge. You browse meta:pornographic content to jerk off to worst slop ever but you spam these comments to feel less bad about it
avatar Chud - Reply
I mean it's better than furry porn at least
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
big_nose buff closed_mouth clothes cyan_skin ear earpiece epx7fclhdrp_(namefag) gill_koyim_(namefag) glasses hair hat jewish_nose judaism kike kippah meme menorah meta:namefags mossad nose series:its_based_and_christpilled shitpost side_profile soyjak subvariant:perceptive_chud suit_and_tie sunglasses text tinted_glasses variant:chudjak white_background wires
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Chud: KEEEEEEEEEK he does that
avatar 14skibidytoiletisgood88 - Reply
brimstone goonbait
166445: amelia communism deep_fried female flag invite laser_eyes national_bolshevism nazbol pathways strasserism subvariant:gapejak_female text variant:gapejak
amelia communism deep_fried female flag invite laser_eyes national_bolshevism nazbol pathways strasserism subvariant:gapejak_female text variant:gapejak // 800x529 // 49.4KB

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avatar beefsoup - Reply
@Skeletorn:
>for no reason

ev&doe he has a reason because limonov issa spadeson
avatar Skeletorn - Reply
@beefsoup: based.
avatar beefsoup - Reply
@Skeletorn:
amphibian animated ext=gif frog meta:ai_generated meta:nas nas:baxter nas:pepe pepe_the_frog pepelaugh rabbit subnas:pepelaugh
avatar dap - Reply
rne mogs nbp
avatar Skeletorn - Reply
@dap: ok
avatar Veksel - Reply
gemmy gem
avatar StinkyWanger - Reply
@Skeletorn: closed_mouth glasses holding_breath looking_up red_skin soyjak stubble variant:markiplier_soyjak
avatar StinkyWanger - Reply
@dap: factnvke
avatar SixNineNine - Reply
>flamboyant personBols WQn or something
avatar Snowiec - Reply
PUST'NATSIONAL BOLSHEVISM
bbc bitdancer blacked blush blushing byfron ear glasses karl_kuehberger queen_of_spades roblox roblox_exploit slut_for_bbc spade stubble variant:unknown
166545: bald closed_mouth ear fat flipped glasses stubble variant:lactoriajak white_background
bald closed_mouth ear fat flipped glasses stubble variant:lactoriajak white_background // 406x400 // 3.4KB
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
lactoria will always be a gem
avatar Olgol - Reply
@NemanjaVidih: Fatpony mogs
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Olgol: noon goons to fatpony geg
avatar Olgol - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: Fatpony WABAG
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@NemanjaVidih: aye
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@NemanjaVidih: why did you get demoted?
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@Olgol: @Olgol: twin falsnvkes.
166504: aryan blue_eyes eyes glasses humanphenotypes.com irl morph north_atlantid phenotype realistic smile subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:sterojak variant:chudjak
aryan blue_eyes eyes glasses humanphenotypes.com irl morph north_atlantid phenotype realistic smile subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:sterojak variant:chudjak // 1080x1514 // 1.8MB
avatar QuickSlaughter - Reply
who's this?
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
Chudoid
avatar Chud1 - Reply
i look like this
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