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140704: ack animated arrow coal dance femtanyl full_body gape gem hanging hrt jartynigger music music_parody nate open_mouth rope serious_hat singing smv song:femtanyl_-_girl_hell_1999 soy soyjak soylent stubble subvariant:jartycuck suicide text tranny trend:jartycuck troon trooncore variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:soyak
ack animated arrow coal dance femtanyl full_body gape gem hanging hrt jartynigger music music_parody nate open_mouth rope serious_hat singing smv song:femtanyl_-_girl_hell_1999 soy soyjak soylent stubble subvariant:jartycuck suicide text tranny trend:jartycuck troon trooncore variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:soyak // 720x480, 25.3s // 4.9MB

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avatar Ghetsis - Reply
avatar Kot - Reply
@Chud: lol why
avatar GirlBoyRot - Reply
Gemmy
avatar Soyton - Reply
What kind of ugly person genre is this
avatar Chud - Reply
ABSOLUTE ugly person BLASTING GEM
(im ESL sorry if i make spelling error)
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
brimbo theme song
avatar janny4 - Reply
anti-jarty brimcoal
avatar jewishautismaward78 - Reply
>I GOT
TVRKIYE

>I DO IT

>ALL THE TIME
avatar Chud - Reply
olgol's theme song
avatar Chud - Reply
>I GOT
PQRTVGAL
>I DO IT
>ALL THE TIME
141319: anime azumanga_daioh brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ evangelion flag:imperial_japan flag:japanese_empire flag:slovenia frieren hoodweeb izumi_konata k-on konata_izumi lucky_star neon_genesis_evangelion nigger shitskin subvariant:brandaryan subvariant:mexiaryan subvariant:muscular_chud subvariant:nucob subvariant:perceptive_chud tourist tourists_go_home twitter variant:bernd variant:brandon variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:meximutt
anime azumanga_daioh brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ evangelion flag:imperial_japan flag:japanese_empire flag:slovenia frieren hoodweeb izumi_konata k-on konata_izumi lucky_star neon_genesis_evangelion nigger shitskin subvariant:brandaryan subvariant:mexiaryan subvariant:muscular_chud subvariant:nucob subvariant:perceptive_chud tourist tourists_go_home twitter variant:bernd variant:brandon variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:meximutt // 2280x2163 // 2.9MB

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avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry autism autist autistic award badge black_skin blond brown_skin closed_eyes crying ear forehead_lines glasses grey_shirt lip lips nate nose obese op_took_a_selfie_of_xerself open_mouth red_shirt sharty shartycuck soicuck soyjak soyjak_party speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:reaction_fat_soyjak transparent variant:reaction_soyjak white_background
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
greedy personISH-FAVELA-gemmy ON CENTER
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
you're the same
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
also jimbrap
avatar sloppyjakky - Reply
TVRKgemmy GEM
avatar FreakyJimbo - Reply
>one piece

>issa hoodweeb

issa gem doe
avatar Chud - Reply
ABSOLUTE TRVTHTSRABOMBA
You know something's very wrong when nusoicacas would rather team up with niagaraes over puritanism
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
coal that baited vivaldi
avatar jdjdy - Reply
IP ban the OP
avatar Soyton - Reply
@jdjdy: even doe xes already banned
165294: bald beard glasses liquify_tool nintendo nintendo_switch_2 variant:soyak variant:unknown video_game wide_eyes wide_mouth
bald beard glasses liquify_tool nintendo nintendo_switch_2 variant:soyak variant:unknown video_game wide_eyes wide_mouth // 1280x1280 // 127.6KB
avatar GoyRoyaleWon - Reply
classic soygemmy
avatar finocide - Reply
gem
165129: art artist blue_text colors green_text greentext hands_on_face logo meta:guide meta:trendy_tuesday mustache paint paintbrush painting shadow smile soybooru subvariant:wholesome_soyjak subvariant:wholyjak text transparent_background trend:gigajaks variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:soyak
art artist blue_text colors green_text greentext hands_on_face logo meta:guide meta:trendy_tuesday mustache paint paintbrush painting shadow smile soybooru subvariant:wholesome_soyjak subvariant:wholyjak text transparent_background trend:gigajaks variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:soyak // 1920x1440 // 191.7KB

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avatar Coemskong - Reply
I'm participating this
avatar emerald - Reply
Already made a post for this ill upload it tomorrow
avatar NumberGOD - Reply
how many times do i have to reiterate masking/trying to fit in fucks you up
avatar Vergilius - Reply
:poop:THE GREAT GOOEY POO PARTY AT THE SHARTY:poop:

The sharty is drenched in a slimy, brown-tinted ooze as the naked, gelatinous soyjaks writhe and squelch around in their own putrid excretions. :melting_face
sweat_drops: Their slick, featureless bodies jiggle with every movement with balls of gooey slime bouncing off their ass cheeks :basketball
eyes:., gargling a sticky, goopy mess of naked, gelatinous soyjaks - stupid noons - sliding and slopping around in their own putrid excretions. :melting_face::sweat_drops: They're like a bunch of filthy fucking spanish, leaving trails of raisin and fuckery everywhere.

The air is THICK with stench :eyes: as they slap their ooze-covered hands together :clap
clap
clap:, chanting "FUCK YOU" and "raisin ON YOU" :punch::toilet:. One by one, they offer themselves to the Great Sharty Maw, becoming one with the eternal goon ooze - what a damn greedy person.

The biggest among them, the GOONLORD SUPREME lets out a wet, sticky DEEP, BASS-BOOSTED FART :dash
boom:- this big dumb ferret -, emerges from the bubbling cesspool, his gelatinous soy form absorbing lesser shartlings into his pulsating mass :melting_face
poop:. It's a slimy, gooey free-for-all - holy raisin what a mess -, with these damn coons drowning in tidal waves of pure filth :ocean::poop:.

The sharty will never be clean again. :melting_face:

:poop
sweat_drops:THE ULTRA GOOEY POO PARTY AT THE SHARTY:sweat_drops
poop:
avatar Flute - Reply
Everybaldi cares
avatar StinkyWanger - Reply
raisin homosexual autist cares fan about
avatar Chud - Reply
@StinkyWanger: im glad you care fan about this
avatar Broot - Reply
Few minutes until the poll starts
avatar Chud - Reply
@Broot: how the poll will look like?
avatar Broot - Reply
@Chud: strawpoll, but the 'ru will have these soon
I think after this week I'm going to use booru upvotes rather than polls though.
165273: 2boys clothes cloud heaven holy mirror nas:gigachad necktie suit
2boys clothes cloud heaven holy mirror nas:gigachad necktie suit // 645x708 // 339.3KB
avatar SoyGuy62 - Reply
Me when i upvoting my own ocs
avatar josephtherose - Reply
@SoyGuy62: I do this
165312: OP'S_THINLY_VEILED_META_POST closed_mouth historical_figure quote renee_descartes smile text variant:bernd wig
OP'S_THINLY_VEILED_META_POST closed_mouth historical_figure quote renee_descartes smile text variant:bernd wig // 800x500 // 892.4KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Challange: don't say "Soybooru be like" in comments
avatar Joseph_L_Garcia - Reply
soybooru be like
avatar Yohannen - Reply
gigabooru unexistent unlike
avatar Joseph_L_Garcia - Reply
FACT: Renee Descartes never actually said this
FACT: Some random 4chadnoon did
FACT: You WILL brutally sodomize anyone who attributes this quote to Renee Descartes
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@Joseph_L_Garcia: literal who
avatar xerox - Reply
@Yohannen: ?
avatar xerox - Reply
@Joseph_L_Garcia: who care 's
avatar Joseph_L_Garcia - Reply
@xerox:
i care.
165208: bald closed_mouth eyebrows hand lips obese phone shitnobodycaresabout subvariant:phoneplier transparent_background variant:ukmutt
bald closed_mouth eyebrows hand lips obese phone shitnobodycaresabout subvariant:phoneplier transparent_background variant:ukmutt // 2160x1884 // 705.9KB
avatar Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT - Reply
my posts o algo
118509: blond blue_eyes creepypasta lute nate series:brimstone_creepypastas subvariant:chudplier subvariant:doctos subvariant:doctos_front subvariant:jartycuck subvariant:mexiaryan subvariant:pissbaby transformation trend:jartycuck trend:slopjak variant:chudjak variant:meximutt video warrior-z_(user)
blond blue_eyes creepypasta lute nate series:brimstone_creepypastas subvariant:chudplier subvariant:doctos subvariant:doctos_front subvariant:jartycuck subvariant:mexiaryan subvariant:pissbaby transformation trend:jartycuck trend:slopjak variant:chudjak variant:meximutt video warrior-z_(user) // 1012x714, 796.1s // 53.6MB

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avatar Chud - Reply
avatar Chud - Reply
so many sloptranwnbags at the bottom
avatar Dawoodexp2 - Reply
so many korgs at the bottom
avatar Chud - Reply
gemmiest 'pasta yet
avatar Chud - Reply
so many antiswarthys at the bottom
avatar jewishautismaward78 - Reply
holy geg
avatar Chud - Reply
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
gemerald 'pasta doe
avatar Chud - Reply
We need more jimbo 'pastas
avatar congo_aryan - Reply
never reply to a jimbo 'cord raid
avatar jacoffbson - Reply
Got deleted on 'tube award
165309: 2soyjaks 3_years_on_bald_man_glasses_award antifa atheism autism badge balloon beard black_lives_matter brown_skin fallout friendship glasses grey_teeth half-life jake low_effort meta:namefags olgol_(user) rent_free series:trios_&_duos shirtless shitskin subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:jartycuck subvariant:olgolstein subvariant:soyak_(irritated) swanick_(user) tired variant:alicia variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:soyak
2soyjaks 3_years_on_bald_man_glasses_award antifa atheism autism badge balloon beard black_lives_matter brown_skin fallout friendship glasses grey_teeth half-life jake low_effort meta:namefags olgol_(user) rent_free series:trios_&_duos shirtless shitskin subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:jartycuck subvariant:olgolstein subvariant:soyak_(irritated) swanick_(user) tired variant:alicia variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:soyak // 1300x800 // 121.7KB

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avatar Swanick - Reply
@Spoon641: umm he's not doe
avatar Spoon641 - Reply
@Swanick: he talks like he has a cucumber up his hole
avatar Spoon641 - Reply
@Swanick: being a liberal makes you a flamboyant person automatically
avatar Olgol - Reply
@Spoon641: @Spoon641:
speech
brandon
avatar Swanick - Reply
@Spoon641: that's not true...
avatar Chud - Reply
noon on the left is too white
avatar NotaSoyak - Reply
2 Nobaldis
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
Swanick is Olgol's bvll confirmed
avatar Swanick - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: he didn't accept me :( so I guess we're just friends now
avatar finocide - Reply
cute gem
7917: 3soyjaks angry arm bloodshot_eyes blush clothes comic comic_sans computer crying deformed doctor dr_impstein ear fail full_body glasses hair hand leg open_mouth pissbaby pointing pointing_at_viewer screen smile smug soyjak soyjak_party subvariant:emmanuel subvariant:wholesome_soyjak text tshirt variant:chudjak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears
3soyjaks angry arm bloodshot_eyes blush clothes comic comic_sans computer crying deformed doctor dr_impstein ear fail full_body glasses hair hand leg open_mouth pissbaby pointing pointing_at_viewer screen smile smug soyjak soyjak_party subvariant:emmanuel subvariant:wholesome_soyjak text tshirt variant:chudjak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears // 1249x1000 // 827.9KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
Nas
avatar Chud - Reply
Ias
avatar Chud - Reply
Leftist coal
avatar Chud - Reply
Goal
avatar Chud - Reply
Nas nooncoal
avatar Chud - Reply
Ias gemmygem
avatar Chud - Reply
brightest most gemmyest gem
avatar sobot - Reply
total gem
avatar Zukkrkant - Reply
Mult-page gem
avatar John8_44 - Reply
Mythical random gem pull
165311: 2soyjaks balloon beard brown_skin glasses meta:namefags olgol_(user) series:trios_&_duos shirtless shirts shitskin subvariant:olgolstein subvariant:soyak_(irritated) swanick_(user) tired variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:soyak
2soyjaks balloon beard brown_skin glasses meta:namefags olgol_(user) series:trios_&_duos shirtless shirts shitskin subvariant:olgolstein subvariant:soyak_(irritated) swanick_(user) tired variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:soyak // 1300x800 // 30.4KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
>self inserting as a brown character

black_and_white gigachad grey_hair grey_skin meta:ai_generated monochrome nas:gigachad
avatar Chud2 - Reply
the skin colors should be the other way around geg
165298: alternate_version bleeding_eyes blood blurry filter fuck_i_want_that_big_fucking_lebron_james_nigger_cock_in_my_fucking_hole fuzzy hyperrealistic_eyes meta:not_a_fucking_duplicate noise scary subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak
alternate_version bleeding_eyes blood blurry filter fuck_i_want_that_big_fucking_lebron_james_nigger_cock_in_my_fucking_hole fuzzy hyperrealistic_eyes meta:not_a_fucking_duplicate noise scary subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak // 600x800 // 1.4MB
avatar dap - Reply
how is this not a duplicate, what's the difference
avatar dap - Reply
ok this one seems to be sliiightly less blurry
165279: award big_nose black_and_white closed_eyes eyes_closed faggot gigger gray_skin happy headphones i_am_the_big_buff_grey_man meta:trendy_tuesday poyopoyo smile subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:terrence trend:gigajaks variant:alicia
award big_nose black_and_white closed_eyes eyes_closed faggot gigger gray_skin happy headphones i_am_the_big_buff_grey_man meta:trendy_tuesday poyopoyo smile subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:terrence trend:gigajaks variant:alicia // 329x400 // 292.3KB
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
me after having a good sleep
avatar cocoschoppenboer - Reply
me after having a good poop
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@cocoschoppenboer:
kiss yourself!!!
avatar cocoschoppenboer - Reply
avengers beanie clothes crying edit female glasses hair kirisame_marisa marisad sad soyjak variant:soytan
165285: bug c418 fly full_body glasses hand holding_object minecraft open_mouth pencil_drawing soyjak spoon stubble text the_universe variant:unknown
bug c418 fly full_body glasses hand holding_object minecraft open_mouth pencil_drawing soyjak spoon stubble text the_universe variant:unknown // 882x1280 // 420.5KB
avatar Bobson - Reply
Hillarious, foolish atheistic redditors!
avatar Chud1 - Reply
17 updoots for this nonsensical brap
avatar Colorlesspy - Reply
muhfuggen universe in le universe on le universe across der universe into le universe onto da universe on ts universe from le universe to da universe
avatar Olgol - Reply
Where the fuck was this posted geg?
165283: artist:termitesilva big_lips crooked_teeth fat jimbo_(namefag) meta:namefags monster purple_hair red_eyes shitskin stinky ugly variant:unknown yellow_sclera
artist:termitesilva big_lips crooked_teeth fat jimbo_(namefag) meta:namefags monster purple_hair red_eyes shitskin stinky ugly variant:unknown yellow_sclera // 803x768 // 72.0KB

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avatar Olgol - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud:
speech
brandon
avatar TermiteSilva - Reply
Jimbo,Jimbo,Go away,molest kids another day
avatar Chud - Reply
Jimbo
avatar Chud - Reply
Too Handsome to be Jimbo
avatar Chud - Reply
jimbo but a quadrillion times lighter
avatar niggathispostisnuts - Reply
olgol
avatar Chud - Reply
@ferretthispostisnuts olg-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
avatar John8_44 - Reply
@Chud: @Chud: @Chud: @TermiteSilva: @TermiteSilva: JIMBO WON

YOU DARE INSULT ME????? YOU ARE A FUCKING OBESE noonugly person flamboyant person greedy person PROJECTING CHUDnoonflamboyant person spanish, KEEP RAGING ON ME. JCLA TOILET-G AND SLOPPYJAKKY CAN KEEP RAGING ON ME AND EAT BBCS FOR DINNER!!!! kiss yourself PROJECTING flamboyant person. ONESHOT WON NRF NTB
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: not even arrow in sight
avatar trevor - Reply
@John8_44: oneshot noons stay winning
165280: 3d animal anime box cat clothes door figurine hamburger hat hatsune_miku reddit redditard silly soy soylent table variant:meximutt voiceover waifu
3d animal anime box cat clothes door figurine hamburger hat hatsune_miku reddit redditard silly soy soylent table variant:meximutt voiceover waifu // 720x720, 16.9s // 1.9MB

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avatar Olgol - Reply
Whitest brapzilian
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@Olgol:
*Whitest bosnian
avatar Olgol - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud:
speech
brandon
avatar Chud - Reply
Life of a odessanbvll
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
brapzilian chud
avatar Chauvin2 - Reply
Wtf is this
avatar Doodsgrepen - Reply
geg
avatar Emiliz - Reply
bootleg award
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
odesssan bull
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
too white
143483: gigachad gigger giggerbabble grey_hair grey_skin hair lips nas:gigachad nigger subvariant:feralnigger text toss trend:gigajaks variant:feraljak white_background wordswordswords
gigachad gigger giggerbabble grey_hair grey_skin hair lips nas:gigachad nigger subvariant:feralnigger text toss trend:gigajaks variant:feraljak white_background wordswordswords // 1500x1000 // 126.3KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
kek
avatar nophono_cares_fan - Reply
everyphono says this
avatar Perkonic - Reply
i say this and look somewhat like this
avatar trevor - Reply
ESL cope
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Tanzanite
This and the fact nusoi60IQchildren took "no arrow so you look like this" too seriously
avatar Chud3 - Reply
nobody speaks like that doe
avatar FreakyJimbo - Reply
>Now imagine a gigachad saying this
avatar Ariane_Yeong - Reply
Now imagine a gigachad saying this
gigachad helmet megaphone meta:ai_generated meta:not_oc nas:gigachad pixverse_ai speech text thinker thinking
avatar Creator - Reply
Geg
165199: autism coat meta:namefags sperg subvariant:tismjak thub_(user) variant:gapejak
autism coat meta:namefags sperg subvariant:tismjak thub_(user) variant:gapejak // 600x800 // 67.8KB
avatar Thub - Reply
No
avatar dap - Reply
insufferable noon
avatar Thub - Reply
@dap: im on my phone if you wait until tomorrow evening i can duel you
avatar cocoschoppenboer - Reply
>im on my phone if you wait until toomorrow evening i can duel you

arm closed_mouth foot full_body glasses sitting smug soyjak stubble subvariant:soyak_(smug) variant:soyak white_background
avatar trevor - Reply
unfunny specialy brimcoal
avatar Thub - Reply
This is what ferrets thjnk i look like btw. If they saw me they would be btfo by my blonde hair blue eye
avatar Thub - Reply
@trevor: you stopped posting fully
avatar finocide - Reply
@Thub: cyclops
165303: 3soyjaks glasses green_skin grey_background hair looking_at_you meta:trendy_tuesday open_mouth series:trios_&_duos stubble subvariant:longplier trend:gigajaks variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak
3soyjaks glasses green_skin grey_background hair looking_at_you meta:trendy_tuesday open_mouth series:trios_&_duos stubble subvariant:longplier trend:gigajaks variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak // 828x581 // 26.8KB
avatar Admre - Reply
Gem
avatar Yohannen - Reply
these three do very embarassing things all the time but its like cool or something 
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