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166653: blue color crayola crayon glasses smile transparent_background variant:protestantjak
blue color crayola crayon glasses smile transparent_background variant:protestantjak // 1000x3000 // 144.8KB
avatar Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT February 1, 2026; 17:44 - Reply
fun fact, this is my favourite colour
19419: angry food foodjak fruit glasses guy_with_head_open_strawberry_funny head_box incomprehensible_woahjack soyjak strawberry stubble variant:markiplier_soyjak
angry food foodjak fruit glasses guy_with_head_open_strawberry_funny head_box incomprehensible_woahjack soyjak strawberry stubble variant:markiplier_soyjak // 600x800 // 34.4KB
avatar Chud1 August 19, 2022; 00:15 - Reply
ID'd
avatar Nobody1 February 1, 2026; 17:41 - Reply
Gem, having a big strawberry in your head is normal
166638: fixed forehead_lines full_body glasses meta:not_a_fucking_duplicate monkey nose open_mouth rocket_monkeys series:joke_soyjaks stubble tail variant:poo_poo_test
fixed forehead_lines full_body glasses meta:not_a_fucking_duplicate monkey nose open_mouth rocket_monkeys series:joke_soyjaks stubble tail variant:poo_poo_test // 533x800 // 11.0KB
avatar austrian_chud February 1, 2026; 16:38 - Reply
Fixed the sizing as the original was too small
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive February 1, 2026; 16:41 - Reply
Make one where it doesn't look like he's wearing a shirt
avatar austrian_chud February 1, 2026; 16:52 - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: done
fixed forehead_lines full_body glasses meta:not_a_fucking_duplicate monkey naked nose open_mouth rocket_monkeys series:joke_soyjaks stubble tail variant:poo_poo_test
avatar Chud1 February 1, 2026; 17:40 - Reply
cacatestrald
10967: closed_mouth food foodjak fruit glasses series:fruiterz! smile soyjak strawberry stubble subvariant:nucob variant:cobson
closed_mouth food foodjak fruit glasses series:fruiterz! smile soyjak strawberry stubble subvariant:nucob variant:cobson // 457x694 // 31.0KB
avatar Chud1 May 18, 2022; 03:00 - Reply
'berry
avatar Teasuck December 16, 2025; 21:14 - Reply
Gem from the last page of comments
avatar epx7fclhdrp December 16, 2025; 21:19 - Reply
coalson dust that didn't warrant a necrobump
avatar MenstrualCykill December 16, 2025; 21:20 - Reply
>Uploader: lolgreedy person

doctos
avatar Teasuck December 16, 2025; 21:20 - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: Cobson gem that warranted a bump to neutralise the vlodson coal on the 'log
avatar Nobody1 February 1, 2026; 17:39 - Reply
Gem
amphibian food frog fruit leaves nas:pepe pepe_the_frog rare rare_pepe red_background red_skin strawberry subnas:strawbrepe
53742: benito_mussolini closed_mouth collar_tabs ear epaulettes eyebags fascism froot froot_(user) glasses green_eyes military military_uniform orange_skin reichsadler stubble variant:markiplier_soyjak wwii
benito_mussolini closed_mouth collar_tabs ear epaulettes eyebags fascism froot froot_(user) glasses green_eyes military military_uniform orange_skin reichsadler stubble variant:markiplier_soyjak wwii // 3660x4980 // 14.2MB
avatar Chud1 October 12, 2023; 23:57 - Reply
>when the Nordid says something so alabasterly gemmy you gotta hit him with that fruity alpine stare
avatar Chud2 October 12, 2023; 23:59 - Reply
Brimstone handcrafted by a latmuttnix orc goblin abominacion that failed every single physical and mental test imaginable in the history of humanity to create this noon stone directly by eating left over taco bell and bbc sperm to shart out this abominable coal from xher's trans-op womb created with the tissue of dead greedy personish children and palestinan fetuses in a hot clinic in south tel-aviv before taking a plane to think up this horrific brimmy to force down the throats of every single soybooru user in the moments before sharting this abomination out of xher anuses and uploading this grimmy to the booru..
avatar Chud3 October 20, 2023; 07:23 - Reply
>grimmy even though it's most definitely gemeraldy.party
avatar Chud4 October 20, 2023; 07:25 - Reply
LE ORANGE MAN BAD
avatar Chud5 October 22, 2023; 10:45 - Reply
Beside a fascist, froot is also greedy person
avatar Chud6 December 19, 2023; 08:30 - Reply
Frooty gem
avatar Chud7 May 14, 2024; 03:16 - Reply
@Chud: true and real
avatar Chud8 May 14, 2024; 03:18 - Reply
LE ORANGE MAN BAD
gigachad213.jpg
avatar Bobson February 1, 2026; 17:37 - Reply
Gem
166647: beard biting chin crayon double_chin food froot froot_(user) fruit glasses leaf mustache nose open_mouth orange orange_skin stubble subvariant:mustached_gapejak variant:gapejak variant:protestantjak
beard biting chin crayon double_chin food froot froot_(user) fruit glasses leaf mustache nose open_mouth orange orange_skin stubble subvariant:mustached_gapejak variant:gapejak variant:protestantjak // 1001x1100 // 577.4KB

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avatar finocide February 1, 2026; 17:10 - Reply
dem jawknee noons rejected them i think
avatar Jones February 1, 2026; 17:11 - Reply
@finocide: its pretty blurry
avatar Olgol February 1, 2026; 17:12 - Reply
Rapist
avatar MenstrualCykill February 1, 2026; 17:13 - Reply
@Olgol: Olgol?
avatar Olgol February 1, 2026; 17:13 - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: sybau fash
avatar MenstrualCykill February 1, 2026; 17:14 - Reply
>leaks at nationalism

>leaks at rfk jr

>leaks at froot

>leaks at a DNB splinter

>leaks when he has no bibisi to suck on

I must say
avatar Olgol February 1, 2026; 17:15 - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: Jartychad fascists are the ones to support Froot because he doesn't vaccinate his kid.
avatar MenstrualCykill February 1, 2026; 17:17 - Reply
@Olgol:
>THE FASHIES DON'T LET ME GOON TO FORSAKEN 'LITA 'P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
avatar Brazilian_Chud February 1, 2026; 17:18 - Reply
@Olgol:
>is da jardee faysheys to sapport frooytests mayne!
avatar Chud February 1, 2026; 17:35 - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: @Brazilian_Chud:
ack black_hair bloodshot_eyes crying fascism flag:nazi_germany gigachad hanging holding_mirror mirror mustache nazism red_shirt rope subvariant:patrick swastika teeth tongue variant:chudjak
85317: fruitpunch hic kfc nigger red_dye_40 subvariant:impish_tyrone variant:impish_soyak_ears
fruitpunch hic kfc nigger red_dye_40 subvariant:impish_tyrone variant:impish_soyak_ears // 859x880 // 205.8KB
avatar swede October 6, 2024; 03:53 - Reply
soydoobas cant raise threshold on the paintbucket tool
avatar Chud1 October 6, 2024; 06:01 - Reply
Goyslop
avatar Chud2 September 24, 2025; 04:50 - Reply
Wholesome
avatar Nobody1 February 1, 2026; 17:22 - Reply
>Hic is good alternative to Kool-Aid, mayne

Gem
avatar Brazilian_Chud February 1, 2026; 17:22 - Reply
jimbrap
olgol
avatar Chud3 February 1, 2026; 17:35 - Reply
Brapzilians
160767: angry beard black_skin brown_eyes clothes i_hate nigger punisher_face speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:science_lover text variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background white_shirt yellow_sclera
angry beard black_skin brown_eyes clothes i_hate nigger punisher_face speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:science_lover text variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background white_shirt yellow_sclera // 1000x900 // 26.1KB
avatar Chud1 January 10, 2026; 09:08 - Reply
i's sae dis, mayne
avatar metatagme January 10, 2026; 09:22 - Reply
I would never have expressed such thoughts
avatar Chud2 January 10, 2026; 09:30 - Reply
average eswatinigemmy
avatar playinghand January 10, 2026; 09:32 - Reply
@Chud: i look like dis
avatar OP January 10, 2026; 09:56 - Reply
Jimbo
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 10, 2026; 11:27 - Reply
Jimbrap
avatar playinghand January 10, 2026; 11:45 - Reply
ESWATINI tthh
avatar Olgol January 24, 2026; 19:46 - Reply
Whitest Cryptopsy fan
avatar Nobody1 February 1, 2026; 17:35 - Reply
Gem, imagine not hating crakkas
140470: black_skin clothes ear grey_shirt hair kfc lips nas:tyrone nigger subvariant:impish_amerimutt subvariant:impish_tyrone tyrone variant:impish_soyak_ears
black_skin clothes ear grey_shirt hair kfc lips nas:tyrone nigger subvariant:impish_amerimutt subvariant:impish_tyrone tyrone variant:impish_soyak_ears // 598x660 // 44.2KB

showing 10 of 12 comments

avatar Ghetsis October 16, 2025; 12:52 - Reply
bo...
avatar Chud October 16, 2025; 12:52 - Reply
african american
avatar Thales October 16, 2025; 13:27 - Reply
this looks like a certain someone
avatar jimbo October 16, 2025; 13:33 - Reply
@toniylijani: ^ MODS
avatar nophono_cares_fan October 16, 2025; 13:37 - Reply
Someone looks like this
avatar Alfietheboorufag October 16, 2025; 14:19 - Reply
@jimbo: Marge?
avatar Alfietheboorufag October 17, 2025; 15:04 - Reply
>dang cracka
avatar Nobody1 February 1, 2026; 17:30 - Reply
black_skin clothes ear grey_shirt hair kfc lips nas:tyrone nigger subvariant:impish_amerimutt subvariant:impish_tyrone tyrone variant:impish_soyak_earsamerimutt black_sclera brown_skin clothes dean ear lips mcdonalds mutt open_mouth red_shirt series:amerimutt,_euromutt_&_asiamutt_variants series:muttverse soyjak stubble subvariant:impish_amerimutt template united_states variant:impish_soyak_ears
>KFC is da best restaraunt mayne n shieet

<KFC is good but Mcdonalds is better or something

>Cracka you know that KFC is betta than Mcdonalds n shieeet

<Even doe KFC is nothing but chicken or something

<While Mcdonalds has a wide menu or something

<Stupid Cracka thinks quantity is better than quality n shieet

Gem
avatar MenstrualCykill February 1, 2026; 17:30 - Reply
olgol
avatar Chud February 1, 2026; 17:34 - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: stfu fash
43978: blush glasses shadman soyjak stubble tongue variant:smugjak
blush glasses shadman soyjak stubble tongue variant:smugjak // 375x523 // 131.8KB

showing 10 of 13 comments

avatar Chud May 29, 2023; 13:30 - Reply
@Zukkrkant: hes uploading everything he sees in the hopes of posting a gem that will save the sharty
avatar Chud May 29, 2023; 13:31 - Reply
Gem
avatar Chud May 29, 2023; 13:45 - Reply
oh my bwc
avatar Chud May 29, 2023; 23:18 - Reply
fetish coal
avatar Chud May 29, 2023; 23:33 - Reply
@Chud: Soyjak has become a fetish two Years ago
avatar Chud May 31, 2023; 00:01 - Reply
'cord brimstone
avatar Chud June 15, 2023; 22:32 - Reply
Oh, hell no!
avatar Chud August 21, 2023; 14:10 - Reply
fetish gem. everyone above me is transwoman by the way
avatar Jones February 1, 2026; 17:32 - Reply
olgol when xhe sees tyrone's BBC
avatar Olgol February 1, 2026; 17:33 - Reply
@Jones:
Stfu ugly personhou apologist
140474: amerimutt clothes ear hair lips mcdonalds mutt mutt_lips nas:tyrone nigger red_lips red_shirt subvariant:impish_amerimutt subvariant:impish_tyrone tan_skin tyrone variant:impish_soyak_ears
amerimutt clothes ear hair lips mcdonalds mutt mutt_lips nas:tyrone nigger red_lips red_shirt subvariant:impish_amerimutt subvariant:impish_tyrone tan_skin tyrone variant:impish_soyak_ears // 598x660 // 20.6KB
avatar kuzdif October 16, 2025; 12:09 - Reply
gemerald
avatar Chud1 October 17, 2025; 03:21 - Reply
Ki|| yourself obsessed f@ggot
avatar Chud2 October 17, 2025; 03:22 - Reply
@Chud:
>or howeva dem chicken is fried n shiet
avatar Nobody1 February 1, 2026; 17:32 - Reply
Gem, also
>He got that light skin stare or something

166650: amphibian big_lips blue_shirt eyebags frog green_skin lips looking_to_the_right nas nas:pepe neck pepe_the_frog series:sidejaks side_profile small_head subnas:pepe_side transparent_background
amphibian big_lips blue_shirt eyebags frog green_skin lips looking_to_the_right nas nas:pepe neck pepe_the_frog series:sidejaks side_profile small_head subnas:pepe_side transparent_background // 720x651 // 23.2KB
avatar Zonky February 1, 2026; 17:11 - Reply
good work
avatar Broot February 1, 2026; 17:11 - Reply
Reminds me of jager a little bit
avatar H3K February 1, 2026; 17:12 - Reply
It's based and frogpilled.
avatar Nobody1 February 1, 2026; 17:12 - Reply
Gem, he is facing right while soicacas are facing left
avatar MoistPepper February 1, 2026; 17:12 - Reply
how are you this good?
avatar Emiliz February 1, 2026; 17:19 - Reply
>its keyed and frogpilled
avatar Soyton February 1, 2026; 17:20 - Reply
Gem, I was waiting for it
58749: 2soyjaks arab beard black_hebrew_israelite bloodshot_eyes brown_skin clothes crying dead glasses hair hanging hat judaism kippah large_nose looking_at_you mustache open_mouth palestine rope stubble suicide taqiyah text thick_eyebrows tongue variant:bernd yellow_teeth
2soyjaks arab beard black_hebrew_israelite bloodshot_eyes brown_skin clothes crying dead glasses hair hanging hat judaism kippah large_nose looking_at_you mustache open_mouth palestine rope stubble suicide taqiyah text thick_eyebrows tongue variant:bernd yellow_teeth // 908x597 // 644.4KB
avatar Chud1 December 14, 2023; 04:08 - Reply
gem
avatar Chud2 December 26, 2023; 10:51 - Reply
ethiopian noons are used as desert filler and are getting experiments conducted on em
avatar Chud3 December 31, 2023; 05:31 - Reply
Yeah they be experimenting alright experimenting on DAT KHAZAR AND ARAB PUSSY
avatar Chud4 September 30, 2024; 14:53 - Reply
DAS RITE!
avatar Chud5 November 5, 2025; 02:19 - Reply
.gem
avatar Chud6 November 5, 2025; 02:46 - Reply
bbc won
avatar Soyton February 1, 2026; 17:17 - Reply
OLGOL
gemmy
~~GEM~~

fact fist flag:pan-african glasses holding_sign olgol_(spadedfaggot) queen_of_spades raised_fist_(symbol) series:countryaryan_gem! spade subvariant:olgolstein variant:cobson
avatar Soyton February 1, 2026; 17:17 - Reply
OLGOL
gemmy [glowtext]
GEM
[/glowtext]
fact fist flag:pan-african glasses holding_sign olgol_(spadedfaggot) queen_of_spades raised_fist_(symbol) series:countryaryan_gem! spade subvariant:olgolstein variant:cobson
avatar Nobody1 February 1, 2026; 17:18 - Reply
test
166652: color crayola crayon glasses orange smile transparent_background variant:protestantjak
color crayola crayon glasses orange smile transparent_background variant:protestantjak // 1000x3000 // 148.5KB
avatar Zonky February 1, 2026; 17:11 - Reply
All of your crayons are gems
avatar finocide February 1, 2026; 17:15 - Reply
i have like 10 more
166651: color crayola crayon glasses red smile transparent_background variant:protestantjak
color crayola crayon glasses red smile transparent_background variant:protestantjak // 1000x3000 // 135.5KB
avatar callioperockwell February 1, 2026; 17:11 - Reply
here come the crayons
166648: chocolate glasses nurishment snca subvariant:condiment variant:feraljak
chocolate glasses nurishment snca subvariant:condiment variant:feraljak // 600x653 // 21.6KB
avatar MoistPepper February 1, 2026; 17:06 - Reply
chocolate
avatar finocide February 1, 2026; 17:10 - Reply
chocolate flavour * but no space o algo
avatar Nobody1 February 1, 2026; 17:11 - Reply
Gem
166643: fixed forehead_lines full_body glasses meta:not_a_fucking_duplicate monkey naked nose open_mouth rocket_monkeys series:joke_soyjaks stubble tail variant:poo_poo_test
fixed forehead_lines full_body glasses meta:not_a_fucking_duplicate monkey naked nose open_mouth rocket_monkeys series:joke_soyjaks stubble tail variant:poo_poo_test // 533x800 // 9.3KB

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avatar dap February 1, 2026; 17:01 - Reply
@amogusimposter: @amogusimposter: approvers can't undelete posts, sorry
avatar amogusimposter February 1, 2026; 17:01 - Reply
@dap: can i know why it was rejected?
avatar amogusimposter February 1, 2026; 17:01 - Reply
can i appeal?
avatar MenstrualCykill February 1, 2026; 17:02 - Reply
@amogusimposter: check your PMs and check who it was from that's probably who deleted your post
avatar dap February 1, 2026; 17:03 - Reply
@amogusimposter: i never saw the said video so i have no idea. i don't know who deleted it either
avatar amogusimposter February 1, 2026; 17:05 - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: no one's messaged me (yet?)

@dap: it's a 11m long creepypasta. maybe it got rejected cause the thumbnail of the creepypasta has no 'jaks in it?(evendoe the thumbnail clearly indicates the video's relation to sharty culture)
avatar MenstrualCykill February 1, 2026; 17:07 - Reply
@amogusimposter:
>11
m long
<(Max file size is 50.0MB)

That may be why, I'd fix the thumb if I were you
avatar dap February 1, 2026; 17:09 - Reply
@amogusimposter:
>no one's messaged me (yet?)

that means it's still in deletion queue (not deleted yet). you can pm mustard and ask him to undelete it if you're sure it's ias
https://soybooru.com/user/custard
avatar dap February 1, 2026; 17:10 - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: or maybe this
avatar dap February 1, 2026; 17:10 - Reply
just try compressing and reuploding the video
165675: blond blush brown_skin chain clothes eyelashes fed glowing glownigger hubert_ts_manchester monocle negro subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine suit suit_and_tie top_hat
blond blush brown_skin chain clothes eyelashes fed glowing glownigger hubert_ts_manchester monocle negro subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine suit suit_and_tie top_hat // 592x720 // 185.8KB
avatar Nobody1 January 29, 2026; 00:31 - Reply
>I am not a glowing niagara as if I was a glowing niagara then I posses a black colored spectacles

Gem
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 29, 2026; 08:27 - Reply
Jimbrap
avatar DNBooru January 29, 2026; 13:19 - Reply
/pol/
avatar niggathispostisnuts January 29, 2026; 13:37 - Reply
olgol
avatar Olgol January 29, 2026; 13:37 - Reply
ferretthispostisnuts
avatar Emiliz February 1, 2026; 17:09 - Reply
dogtoes xe glows
166649: chocolate glasses holding_object nurishment snca subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak
chocolate glasses holding_object nurishment snca subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak // 666x1021 // 135.2KB
avatar Zonky February 1, 2026; 17:08 - Reply
gem
166602: angry bloodshot_eyes clenched_fist clenched_teeth fat hair subvariant:hairson subvariant:mexibrap template variant:cobson
angry bloodshot_eyes clenched_fist clenched_teeth fat hair subvariant:hairson subvariant:mexibrap template variant:cobson // 2500x3444 // 400.5KB
avatar beefsoup February 1, 2026; 14:15 - Reply
hairson is such a goated subvariant, especially to btfo schizos who use "how does cobson mock soyboys?" as an argument
avatar callioperockwell February 1, 2026; 14:19 - Reply
I wonder what he's so angry at
avatar Dunchenman February 1, 2026; 14:44 - Reply
>tfw no bbc
avatar Soyton February 1, 2026; 17:06 - Reply
@Dunchenman: olgol says this
avatar Brazilian_Chud February 1, 2026; 17:07 - Reply
@Dunchenman:
jimbrap says this
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