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154807: 2soyjaks ear glasses hand holding_object looking_at_you smile subvariant:gapecat transparent_background variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears
2soyjaks ear glasses hand holding_object looking_at_you smile subvariant:gapecat transparent_background variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears // 693x928 // 23.1KB
avatar beefsoup - Reply
Nice
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
wholesome
avatar cutebooru - Reply
gem
avatar beefsoup - Reply
Together they can become a whole wholesome soyjak
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gemmy
avatar EvanDoe - Reply
forgot to add the tail award
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Can't wait for this template to be ruined by offsiters in a few weeks
41703: amerimutt brown_skin clothes ear fat hair mustache nikocado_avocado open_mouth soyjak subvariant:impish_amerimutt subvariant:meximerican text variant:impish_soy
amerimutt brown_skin clothes ear fat hair mustache nikocado_avocado open_mouth soyjak subvariant:impish_amerimutt subvariant:meximerican text variant:impish_soy // 888x976 // 40.4KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
i look like this lol
avatar Chud - Reply
the gem that created an even bigger gem
avatar Chud - Reply
A fellow vkrgemmy
avatar sloptranWNBAG - Reply
Gem that made a origin of a jak
avatar Garf - Reply
original tacoblimp
avatar Chud - Reply
The creator of tacoblimp confirmed the similarities were a coincidence and that it did not inspire it.
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
@Chud: Snopes?
avatar trevor - Reply
source of tacoblimp
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
Jimbrap
avatar Pico - Reply
@trevor: autism cap clothes fat full_body glasses grin hair hat puzzle shorts smile soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:rand subvariant:randcel subvariant:yellcel text variant:chudjak
154305: :3 award badge forsaken gem glasses great_meme_reset hair happy holding_object holding_phone live_reaction meta:bait phone plush plushie spawn stubble text two_time variant:bernd variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background xxwarrior_burger513xx_(baiter)
:3 award badge forsaken gem glasses great_meme_reset hair happy holding_object holding_phone live_reaction meta:bait phone plush plushie spawn stubble text two_time variant:bernd variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background xxwarrior_burger513xx_(baiter) // 800x716 // 447.6KB

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avatar Swatted - Reply
come on Joel
avatar Coemskong - Reply
Sub5 baiter trying to baitmaxxing
avatar trusted4 - Reply
geg
avatar PinkStew - Reply
@veironn: the bait is dograisin ferret
avatar Chud - Reply
brappiest bait ever award dni dni dni
avatar Chud - Reply
8 loud braps above me
avatar jacoffbson - Reply
Biggest brap ever made above me, even more than Jimbo braps
avatar Chud - Reply
^ anti_sharty black blond blushing brown_skin fat female meta:leaky obese shartycuck subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine variant:alicia woman yellow_hair
avatar GarryNealson - Reply
bait bait fucking bait stop baiting
avatar Chud - Reply
noonsaken
40218: 2soyjaks alternate arm brown_skin closed_mouth clothes coat concerned doctor eye_exam glasses hand jacket lab_coat looking_to_the_left necktie nigger open_mouth pen pointing scared stubble subvariant:soyak_(concerned) suit text variant:alicia variant:soyak
2soyjaks alternate arm brown_skin closed_mouth clothes coat concerned doctor eye_exam glasses hand jacket lab_coat looking_to_the_left necktie nigger open_mouth pen pointing scared stubble subvariant:soyak_(concerned) suit text variant:alicia variant:soyak // 1563x1250 // 203.7KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Topaz
avatar Chud2 - Reply
gem
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gem. Btw doctor is baiting for no reason at all
154756: no_glasses no_stubble smile subvariant:wholesome_soyjak subvariant:wholyjak template transparent_background variant:gapejak
no_glasses no_stubble smile subvariant:wholesome_soyjak subvariant:wholyjak template transparent_background variant:gapejak // 600x800 // 22.3KB
avatar trevor - Reply
no one's using this KEK
avatar Pico - Reply
@trevor: Well, i did
avatar H3K - Reply
Gem.
avatar Hexe - Reply
on everyone's SOUL, we WILL be using dis to spam on the 'ru
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@Hexe: Maybe
60778: angry subvariant:euromutt subvariant:jewmutt variant:markiplier_soyjak
angry subvariant:euromutt subvariant:jewmutt variant:markiplier_soyjak // 594x797 // 31.1KB
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gemmy
148798: animal award badge beard belt blood bloodshot_eyes cane christmas closed_mouth clothes crying dress glasses grandma grandma_got_ran_over_by_a_reindeer grey_hair hand hat hoof meta:featured moon night old open_mouth red_shirt reindeer sack santa santa_hat sleigh smile snow star stubble subvariant:crying_soyak_ears2 tongue variant:cobson variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:soyak white_hair
animal award badge beard belt blood bloodshot_eyes cane christmas closed_mouth clothes crying dress glasses grandma grandma_got_ran_over_by_a_reindeer grey_hair hand hat hoof meta:featured moon night old open_mouth red_shirt reindeer sack santa santa_hat sleigh smile snow star stubble subvariant:crying_soyak_ears2 tongue variant:cobson variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:soyak white_hair // 2200x1080 // 730.2KB

showing 10 of 14 comments

avatar Salty - Reply
Garf's grandma
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
Diamond
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
Nusois won't even get it
avatar Rot - Reply
Gem!
avatar Chud - Reply
I am a submarine.
avatar SoyyoSeth - Reply
Gift
avatar Chud - Reply
geg gem
avatar Ppings - Reply
Gem
avatar Admre - Reply
Will be the dailyjak on Christmas award
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
@Admre: surprise to many
43100: arm beanie clothes crying dog doll_(user) ear full_body glasses hair hand heart holding_object italy iv_bag kuz leg marvel meta:namefags multiple_soyjaks naked nazism oekaki open_mouth oreo redraw sad soyjak speech_bubble stubble subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:wholesome_soyjak swastika sweden text trend:squirreljakking variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:dogjak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:kuzjak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:nojak variant:smugjak variant:soyak variant:soytan
arm beanie clothes crying dog doll_(user) ear full_body glasses hair hand heart holding_object italy iv_bag kuz leg marvel meta:namefags multiple_soyjaks naked nazism oekaki open_mouth oreo redraw sad soyjak speech_bubble stubble subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:wholesome_soyjak swastika sweden text trend:squirreljakking variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:dogjak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:kuzjak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:nojak variant:smugjak variant:soyak variant:soytan // 1920x1080 // 813.9KB

showing 10 of 18 comments

avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: kiss yourself
avatar Chud - Reply
Shinning radi(oACKtive)ating artGOD diamond
avatar Chud - Reply
Iridescent translucent polished water-cut...
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: He Got Aids From Taking BBC Though
avatar Chud - Reply
So glad Kuz is finally gonna die
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: im trans btw
avatar Chud - Reply
disgusting stain on the bottom right corner
avatar Chud - Reply
le sigh
avatar trevor - Reply
@Genodile: Genitals?
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@trevor: ferret what?
105784: 2soyjaks angry big_lips closed_mouth clothes explosion glasses goatee hair hatred_(game) long_hair looking_at_you not_important ominous postal postal_dude stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak sunglasses variant:chudjak variant:gapejak video_game
2soyjaks angry big_lips closed_mouth clothes explosion glasses goatee hair hatred_(game) long_hair looking_at_you not_important ominous postal postal_dude stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak sunglasses variant:chudjak variant:gapejak video_game // 736x736 // 479.0KB

showing 10 of 22 comments

avatar CHRISTBVLL - Reply
It would be a gem if hatred wasn't here
avatar Chud - Reply
flamboyant person above me
avatar CHRISTBVLL - Reply
^^edgy noon seething over a trvke above me
avatar Chud - Reply
^^ feel the edge of my blade against your throat christ noon
avatar CHRISTBVLL - Reply
@Chud:
>saar playing as a self Insert of an edgy kid is peak gaming also im totally not a f*odist saar
avatar Chud - Reply
@CHRISTBVLL: be quiet
avatar Chud - Reply
Gem
avatar Chud - Reply
@Warrior-Z: Wear is this coming from i don't know of many ugly people who like postal ?
avatar Black_Watch - Reply
>i regret nothing or something

<Muh name is not important...
avatar RapeDenDweller1488 - Reply
hates everything award
154798: animal cat cat_ear closed_mouth ear glasses grey_fur nose snout striped_fur stripes stubble subvariant:gapecat subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tabby tabby_cat tail transparent_background variant:gapejak whiskers
animal cat cat_ear closed_mouth ear glasses grey_fur nose snout striped_fur stripes stubble subvariant:gapecat subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tabby tabby_cat tail transparent_background variant:gapejak whiskers // 1024x970 // 58.6KB
avatar QuickSlaughter - Reply
da cat
avatar trevor - Reply
@QuickSlaughter:
specialERALD
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
Tom
avatar Chud1 - Reply
nermal
avatar EvanDoe - Reply
aliased blond blond_beard blue_eyes dark dark_background ear earring eyebrows forehead_lines gem glasses happy lips nose open_mouth pink_skin pooner red_lips series:countryaryan_gem! shadow shining smile stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak table teeth traced transparent trend:aryan variant:gapejak
avatar H3K - Reply
Gem.
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Who the fuck is this
avatar Hexe - Reply
very kute
154792: bald blood bloodshot_eyes crying eyebrows eyes_popping glass glasses neck nose open_mouth stubble teeth thick_eyebrows v-shaped_eyebrows variant:cryboy_soyjak variant:soyak vein
bald blood bloodshot_eyes crying eyebrows eyes_popping glass glasses neck nose open_mouth stubble teeth thick_eyebrows v-shaped_eyebrows variant:cryboy_soyjak variant:soyak vein // 500x700 // 39.4KB
avatar trevor - Reply
>tfw you get sissied so hard your eyes get hard
avatar RapeDenDweller1488 - Reply
@trevor: trevor im starting to think youre homosexual
avatar Pico - Reply
@RapeDenDweller1488: he is, duh
23396: black_skin bread card dough glowing glowing_eyes inverted magic_the_gathering mtg objectsoy open_mouth pun soyjak stubble text thougher toast variant:soyak
black_skin bread card dough glowing glowing_eyes inverted magic_the_gathering mtg objectsoy open_mouth pun soyjak stubble text thougher toast variant:soyak // 375x523 // 176.7KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Gem
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Breadgem
avatar Chud3 - Reply
i cannot stop ending my sentences with though after browing the kwah, though
avatar Chud4 - Reply
>though
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gem dough, what is Thoughwalk?
120398: artist:soyia_agent childish happy joy lollipop meta:op_took_a_selfie_of_xerself propeller_hat subvariant:bartolomeo variant:bernd
artist:soyia_agent childish happy joy lollipop meta:op_took_a_selfie_of_xerself propeller_hat subvariant:bartolomeo variant:bernd // 1200x1195 // 144.4KB
avatar H3K - Reply
some people look like this
avatar Chud1 - Reply
nobody looks like this
avatar H3K - Reply
@Chud:
>nobody looks like this

artist:soyia_agent childish happy joy lollipop meta:op_took_a_selfie_of_xerself propeller_hat subvariant:bartolomeo variant:bernd
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Knock knock Z approve
avatar CornCob - Reply
Common soyia_agent GEM
avatar Chud3 - Reply
Warrior-Z on the bottom left
avatar sabiopajin - Reply
Why this ferret so joyous
avatar soyia_agent - Reply
@sabiopajin: have you no childish wonder?
avatar Chud4 - Reply
me (if you care)
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Funny gem
144577: ack brown_skin death eyebrows flag:rio_grande_do_sul hair hanged hanging hitler_mustache mustache open_mouth portuguese_text rio_grande_do_sul rope subvariant:patrick suicide tongue variant:chudjak yellow_teeth
ack brown_skin death eyebrows flag:rio_grande_do_sul hair hanged hanging hitler_mustache mustache open_mouth portuguese_text rio_grande_do_sul rope subvariant:patrick suicide tongue variant:chudjak yellow_teeth // 1032x1098 // 130.0KB

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avatar Chudson88 - Reply
@dap_chhuon: epx7fclhdrp
avatar dap - Reply
@Chudson88: literal who
avatar Dzagir - Reply
@dap_chhuon: alternate concerned soyjak stubble subvariant:cobson_front template variant:cobson
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
Why is this parana
gemmy
 wearing a rio grande do sul shirt?
avatar jimbo - Reply
epx7fclhdrp
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
black_skin fat glowing jimbo_(namefag) meta:namefags nigger speech_bubble subvariant:branigger trend:glowie variant:brandon yellow_sclera
avatar nophono_cares_fan - Reply
gill koyim if white
avatar Chud - Reply
kiss yourself GAUCHQS WON
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
Jimbrap
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
gill koyim
126442: antimatter award blue_background brimstone coal diagram diamond dust gem gemerald gemuby iron meta:i_am_a_lazy_faggot_so_tag_this_for_me poopson ruby singularity subvariant:soyak_(smug) supernova tanzanite text topaz vantablack variant:gapejak variant:soyak wordswordswords
antimatter award blue_background brimstone coal diagram diamond dust gem gemerald gemuby iron meta:i_am_a_lazy_faggot_so_tag_this_for_me poopson ruby singularity subvariant:soyak_(smug) supernova tanzanite text topaz vantablack variant:gapejak variant:soyak wordswordswords // 3000x3000 // 496.4KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
Relevant 'toss
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
dancingswede.mp4 being in antimatter is understandable
avatar Soyton - Reply
Blvd thinks its still 2020 geeeg, dis all bout noons n slopjaks today, deal with it
avatar H3K - Reply
This is still relevant but replace the positions of Vantablack and Brimstone. I originally thought that Brimstone was above Vantablack but it's actually below it.
avatar trevor - Reply
wheres brimcoal
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
where is SNCA
avatar trevor - Reply
@Nobody1: that's not a ranking
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@trevor: So is brimcol; geg
avatar trevor - Reply
@Nobody1: brimcoal is real, SNCA = raisin Nobody Cares About which isn't a post classification
47436: anatomy angry brain closed_mouth diagram ear gamer glasses hair halo headphones nazism negro nigger number qa_(4chan) redraw shieet side_profile soyjak star_of_david swastika text variant:chudjak vault_boy video_game
anatomy angry brain closed_mouth diagram ear gamer glasses hair halo headphones nazism negro nigger number qa_(4chan) redraw shieet side_profile soyjak star_of_david swastika text variant:chudjak vault_boy video_game // 2000x2000 // 965.8KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
>gamer chud

>plays games

>is a chud

>this is a bad thing BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OKAY?

KEK ugly persons are out of ideas
avatar Chud - Reply
Stop doxxing me man. Hate when that happens
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud:
>the fortykord w-ACK!

2soyjaks ack adeptus_astartes arm blond blood bloodshot_eyes buff chaos chaos_space_marines closed_mouth crying drawn_background full_body glasses hair hand hanging holding_object holding_rope lynching mustache neovagina open_mouth primarch purple_hair roboute_guilliman rope skull smile soyjak space_marines stubble tongue tree trend:aryan variant:bernd variant:chudjak warhammer word_bearers yellow_hair yellow_teeth
avatar Chud - Reply
Average COD player
avatar Chud - Reply
>Average COD player

ack animated brown_troonjak crying ext=gif flag:transgender_pride_flag hanging meta:self_insert meta:tagme nigger subvariant:berndckteeth subvariant:berndjeet subvariant:chunky_yummer subvariant:happy_ACKed_bernd suicide tongue tranny trend:slopjak variant:bernd variant:feraljak variant:nojak
avatar Chud - Reply
chuds hate the halo tv show though so this is not accurate
avatar Chud - Reply
I NEED HIM
avatar trevor - Reply
anatomy of a
GAMER
 Pico
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: marry me dear
so bold and beautiful
avatar Pico - Reply
@trevor: I never thought you would stoop to this.
46877: anatomy angry blue_eyes brain chud closed_mouth diagram ear emmy_the_robot glasses hair nandroid redraw robot side_profile soyjak text variant:chudjak yellow_hair
anatomy angry blue_eyes brain chud closed_mouth diagram ear emmy_the_robot glasses hair nandroid redraw robot side_profile soyjak text variant:chudjak yellow_hair // 3024x3465 // 607.0KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
this would be accurate if was pictures of lita in his head with some colordick spam that he self inserts into
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: cry more
avatar Chud - Reply
>cry more

3soyjaks are_you_soying_what_im_soying closed_mouth confused deformed frown glasses grin hair mustache soyjak stubble subvariant:grinlook_poggers variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak
avatar Chud - Reply
Nas amernite coal
avatar Chud - Reply
Emmy?
More like Gemmy! hahaha
avatar Chud - Reply
im a robotfucker
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: Awww, guess like I shattered your precious fee-fees. Want some BBC to dry your crusty eyes?
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: Your mom's asshole is a railway entrance for noon dicks!
avatar emerald- - Reply
cleanjak closed_mouth emerald_(namefag) fact holding_object meta:namefags meta:op_is_an_aryan_beast meta:self_insert muscular_male sigma sign trend:aryan variant:impish_soyak_ears
[glowtext]
EMERALD HERE, THIS IS LITERALLY ME
[/glowtext]
avatar trevor - Reply
anatomy of a Pico
28528: art demon drawn_background glasses john_martin open_mouth satan satan_presiding_over_the_infernal_council soyjak variant:markiplier_soyjak
art demon drawn_background glasses john_martin open_mouth satan satan_presiding_over_the_infernal_council soyjak variant:markiplier_soyjak // 640x1082 // 238.4KB
avatar Felicity - Reply
It’s so uncanny… it doesn’t feel like a human version of a soyjack, more like a soyjack with human skin plastered over it. I love it. Gem.
avatar shartyfartykilla - Reply
@Felicity: yes
avatar Hellcat - Reply
genuinely unnerving to look at. uncomfortable gem
avatar beefsoup - Reply
'em
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