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91605: african_american big_lips big_nose black_skin brown_skin ear nigger open_mouth stubble variant:markiplier_soyjak
african_american big_lips big_nose black_skin brown_skin ear nigger open_mouth stubble variant:markiplier_soyjak // 613x787 // 13.1KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
healthy Christian boy
avatar Chud2 - Reply
ill muslim girl
avatar Chud3 - Reply
>REPARATIONS NOW
avatar jewishautismaward78 - Reply
tvrkgemmy
avatar Chud4 - Reply
flag:portugal glasses jewishautismaward78_(namefag) nigger red_text screaming stubble subvariant:waow variant:soyak yellow_sclera
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Really wholesome tagging over there. Gem
137229: amphibian blue_shirt frog hands_on_face nas:pepe neutral pepe pepe_the_frog
amphibian blue_shirt frog hands_on_face nas:pepe neutral pepe pepe_the_frog // 400x387 // 23.4KB
avatar beefsoup - Reply
Mostpepper
108632: 3d clothes full_body glasses hair meta:ai_generated open_mouth variant:soytan wave
3d clothes full_body glasses hair meta:ai_generated open_mouth variant:soytan wave // 632x1024 // 245.7KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
SOYTAN WNBAG
avatar B_B_GHAST - Reply
ai VVILL never get hands right
avatar Chud - Reply
Nkje ntutu rjiyesa ntok nSoytan
avatar sloptranWNBAG - Reply
@Chud:
Jartychad ahh language :skull:
@B_B_GHAST:
Yeah but you are a gooner so opinion rejected flamboyant person
avatar CatChud - Reply
@B_B_GHAST:
>ai VVIL never get hands right o algo

b_b_ghast_(namefag) blue blue_outline fat glowing lips meta:namefags mutt name_tag obese variant:meximutt
avatar B_B_GHAST - Reply
@sloptranWNBAG: I VVILL never good saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr
avatar B_B_GHAST - Reply
*goon
avatar Chud - Reply
@B_B_GHAST: kiss yourself obsesed eal fnf diddy noon
avatar gemseed - Reply
this is tama's pose
avatar Pico - Reply
@gemseed: how do you know
64618: amerimutt euromutt mario nintendo subvariant:euromutt subvariant:impish_amerimutt variant:impish_soyak_ears video_game
amerimutt euromutt mario nintendo subvariant:euromutt subvariant:impish_amerimutt variant:impish_soyak_ears video_game // 1258x979 // 45.2KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Amerimario and Euruigi
avatar Chud2 - Reply
huge gemerald
avatar Silberfisch - Reply
gemmy
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Mutt brothers or something. Gem
152276: 2soyjaks artist:huwabag black_hair blush breasts closed_mouth clothes cookies dark_hair eyebrows female flowers forehead_lines gift glasses hat heart kiss long_hair meta:not_oc necklace nose open_mouth pink_background smile stubble sweater teeth text tongue variant:cobson variant:soytan woman
2soyjaks artist:huwabag black_hair blush breasts closed_mouth clothes cookies dark_hair eyebrows female flowers forehead_lines gift glasses hat heart kiss long_hair meta:not_oc necklace nose open_mouth pink_background smile stubble sweater teeth text tongue variant:cobson variant:soytan woman // 2300x2700 // 2.4MB

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avatar Chud - Reply
OY
avatar Chud - Reply
Coalson also
clothes comic comic_sans glasses necktie scared series:soyjaks? soyjak soyjaks? speech_bubble stonetoss stubble subvariant:soyak_(concerned) text variant:soyak
avatar AutonomousRepublicOfGem - Reply
cute and calming
avatar noname - Reply
Where rape comic
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@noname: wait, yeah it got deleted. Who deleted it?
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@MoistPepper: quote deleted it
avatar emerald - Reply
Is the vlodson video still up?
I can't tell since its in my tag blacklist
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@emerald: Yes
avatar Chud - Reply
@noname: search "Cobson's Rapey Adventure" on Google.
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: i love you
64491: angry closed_mouth glasses long_nose pinocchio soyjak stubble variant:chudjak
angry closed_mouth glasses long_nose pinocchio soyjak stubble variant:chudjak // 1252x784 // 19.4KB

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avatar Circus_2 - Reply
@Circus_2:
*300M
avatar m - Reply
@Circus_2: fuck you. TADC is SNCA ugly personslop.
avatar Circus_2 - Reply
@m:
Fuck you
avatar Astrofene - Reply
@m:
>Whatever someone like is ugly personslop
avatar m - Reply
@Circus_2: fuck you times two, TADC will never be soysphere culcha
avatar m - Reply
@Astrofene: NO WAY GEEEG, ASTROFENE, YOU'RE SIDING WITH A TADC GOONER? im not surprised keep going asstrodiddy.
avatar Astrofene - Reply
@m: fuck him too, i hate when people thinks every media is ugly personslop
avatar Circus_2 - Reply
@m:
We will see
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Pinocchio over here has pants on fire. Gem
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
@m: fuck you times three raisinzillian cord chad
64489: angry_birds animal beak bird hair red_(angry_birds) soyjak stubble variant:meximutt video_game
angry_birds animal beak bird hair red_(angry_birds) soyjak stubble variant:meximutt video_game // 622x664 // 73.7KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
clothes comic comic_sans glasses necktie scared series:soyjaks? soyjak soyjaks? speech_bubble stonetoss stubble subvariant:soyak_(concerned) text variant:soyak
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
>Obsessed pigstone o algo

Gem
155039: animal cat cat_ear closed_mouth condiment ear mustard_(user) nose snout subvariant:gapecat subvariant:gapedog subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tail transparent_background variant:gapejak whiskers yellow_skin
animal cat cat_ear closed_mouth condiment ear mustard_(user) nose snout subvariant:gapecat subvariant:gapedog subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tail transparent_background variant:gapejak whiskers yellow_skin // 800x800 // 221.2KB

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avatar retard - Reply
Because if you did you are sincerely really good at drawing
avatar trevor - Reply
only jak that I put some effort in, but I was still lazy
avatar trevor - Reply
@soyboorunamegod: thx ik
avatar chudslop - Reply
@trevor: you're improving every single day trevor
avatar dap - Reply
yellow cat mustard cobson
avatar retard - Reply
>commissioning Trevor gigatwerk
avatar chudslop - Reply
i hate this subvariant so much.
avatar retard - Reply
@chudslop: I love it because it was the first time I had a 'jak made of me :wholesome: gem
avatar chudslop - Reply
@soyboorunamegod: wholesome
avatar retard - Reply
It just is ok
10593: anime closed_mouth dragon_ball dragon_ball_z glasses gohan hair impact_font meme retard smile smug soyjak subvariant:chuddy text variant:chudjak
anime closed_mouth dragon_ball dragon_ball_z glasses gohan hair impact_font meme retard smile smug soyjak subvariant:chuddy text variant:chudjak // 666x497 // 38.5KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
gem
avatar Chud - Reply
@Anonymous: >Tranime
Doth mine illustrious ears deceiveth me? Does a foul miscreant DARE to sully this radiant basilica of effervescent truth, this peerless plateau of perspanishacious propensity perpendicular to philosophical preponderance? Doth mine unrelenting, turgid consciousness ruminate within a miasmic cesspool of nightmarish fantasy?Nay? Truth springs forth as a veritable maelstrom of avarice, seeking wholeheartedly to crash against the proverbial bedrock of my intellectual acumen and weather it like the oncoming tide? This is, I daresay, a factual certainty? This prepubescent, repugnant dog, this contumacious pup, seeks, with his maligned, gaping muzzle, to sully to the lofty heights of the esoteric scholars of ancient times with his vituperative opprobrium, his ostentatious YAMMERING?Where, my simpering hound
where
WHERE the FUCK do you think you are, mine most recalcitrant and audacious PET? Mayhap you hath succumbed to temporary insanity? Such a defense
flimsy as it may be
shall, upon your own recognizance, be the ONLY wall occupying the space-time continuum between your miserable existence, and your scholarly master's divine judgment. If other explanations are within the realm of contention, PRAY to whatever deities you hold dear that we scholars of old remain ignorant of their existence. Erstwhile, trudge at ONCE back to your kennel, with NARY a remonstration or vicissitude. Test NOT the equator that is your scholarly master's patience. GO AT ONCE.
avatar Chud - Reply
@Anonymous: didn't read, white ugly people keep seething at anime
avatar Erika_Furudo - Reply
@Anonymous: Jiren sat in silence, performing his daily meditation. GOD, he was so FUCKING handsome.

The phone rang, interrupting his thoughts. He quickly answered.

"Hello, is this the National Kiss Starvation Prevention Lifeline?" said the caller, obviously a woman.

"Why the FUCK did you just ask me that, little BITCH!?" growled Jiren. "Didn't you READ the FUCKING leaflet? Learn ENGLISH, FUCKING spanish."

"W-what?! I thought you were here to help! M-my name's Chi-Chi, and my husband has never kissed me, even though we've been married for--"

"Shut the FUCK UP. BOOM."

"Please, I need help! I don't think I'll last much longer--"

"SILENCE, DOG," commanded Jiren. "Cease thy filthy canid blathering, and return to thy kennel, with nary a remonstration, or face the fullness of your master's GODLIKE WRATH."

"W-what kind of lunatic are you!? Can't you see I need help!?"

"What the FUCK did you just say to your MOST SUPERIOR master, you disgusting, drooling, subhuman canine? You dare? You fucking DARE open your spittle-laden floppy muzzle and espouse such inordinate, contumacious, vitriolic utterances in the presence of your DIVINE and GODLIKE master?"

"This is ridiculous!" Chi-Chi shrieked.

"CONCESSION ACCEPTED, dog," laughed Jiren. "Perhaps next time you'll THINK before toying with the Alpha of Awe, the Brute of Brawn, the Cultivator of Class, the Duke of Domination, the Emperor of Eloquence--"

Chi-Chi died of Kiss Starvation the next day.
avatar Chuddy - Reply
@Anonymous: obsessed
avatar Chud - Reply
@Anonymous: @Anonymous: @Anonymous:
@Chuddy:
uhhmmm ackshually it's goten you bunch of noon ugly people
avatar Chud - Reply
I love this one.
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: same
avatar Chud - Reply
gemmyime
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gemmt
76463: antenna bald glasses orange_eyes reddit stubble variant:elsejak white_skin
antenna bald glasses orange_eyes reddit stubble variant:elsejak white_skin // 256x256 // 13.8KB
avatar Pico - Reply
rest in piss elsejak
116910: brown_hair closed_mouth clothes comic_book_guy fat hair_ornament jeff_albertson obese ponytail stubble the_simpsons tshirt variant:meximutt
brown_hair closed_mouth clothes comic_book_guy fat hair_ornament jeff_albertson obese ponytail stubble the_simpsons tshirt variant:meximutt // 888x849 // 42.3KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
sneed
avatar Chud2 - Reply
worst. 'p. ever.
avatar marge_simpson_is_hot - Reply
big fat belly haha
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
>Worst coal ever
40715: artist:sectionalism closed_mouth looking_at_you monocle soyjak stubble variant:cobson
artist:sectionalism closed_mouth looking_at_you monocle soyjak stubble variant:cobson // 775x849 // 53.1KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
gemmy
avatar Chud2 - Reply
HWABAS4BBCobson inspecting that TWP
avatar Chud3 - Reply
angry buff closed_mouth clothes ear flag:transgender_pride_flag full_body glasses hair looksmaxed manlet muscles muscular_male peace_sign purple_hair series:genre_defining speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:unbotheredchud tranny transgender_flag troon variant:chudjak vein white_skin
avatar Chud4 - Reply
hwabag
avatar Chud5 - Reply
@Chud: keyed
avatar Chud6 - Reply
gemson
avatar Chud7 - Reply
cobbies stay winning
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gemmy
155074: beard closed_mouth eyebrows frown gigachad gigger grey_hair grey_skin hair jawline lips looking_at_you nas:gigachad no_glasses nose shirtless subvariant:chudplier transparent_background trend:gigajaks variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak wrinkles
beard closed_mouth eyebrows frown gigachad gigger grey_hair grey_skin hair jawline lips looking_at_you nas:gigachad no_glasses nose shirtless subvariant:chudplier transparent_background trend:gigajaks variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak wrinkles // 600x800 // 26.4KB
avatar H3K - Reply
Gem.
avatar Chudson88 - Reply
i look like this
avatar retard - Reply
kiss yourself
155070: 8bit black_background cover_art gem nes retro variant:impish_soyak_ears
8bit black_background cover_art gem nes retro variant:impish_soyak_ears // 640x902 // 31.1KB
avatar emerald - Reply
gem
avatar H3K - Reply
>Oh my science I am LITERALLY SOYING RN!!

glasses hair open_mouth series:genre_defining soyjak stubble teeth template variant:soyak
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
>OH MUH '80's RETRO NOSTALGIA!!!

blur breakfast_for_dinner distorted glasses hair open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:markiplier_soyjak
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
>oh my science '80's RETRO NOSTALGIA!!!
gigachad glasses mask nas:gigachad open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:soyak
avatar Chudak - Reply
iron with gem potential. make xim more like impjak
150301: beard beardless dota_2 glasses magic sonnenrad variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:chudjak
beard beardless dota_2 glasses magic sonnenrad variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:chudjak // 1316x542 // 149.4KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
pig gem
avatar SoyGuy62 - Reply
TRVTH
TEQR
avatar Chud2 - Reply
gem
avatar Chud3 - Reply
nice game dotards
avatar Mr_Cobson - Reply
Okey ferret
avatar Chud4 - Reply
@Chud: noon
144978: aig barcelona cristiano_ronaldo fc_barcelona football lionel_messi manchester_united messi meta:op_despises_people_from_central_asia nike no_more_brother_wars ronaldo series:trios_&_duos soccer united_nations variant:cobson variant:feraljak
aig barcelona cristiano_ronaldo fc_barcelona football lionel_messi manchester_united messi meta:op_despises_people_from_central_asia nike no_more_brother_wars ronaldo series:trios_&_duos soccer united_nations variant:cobson variant:feraljak // 1920x1080 // 188.4KB

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avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Yohannen: projection
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
>evrathang iz projection mayne
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Yohannen: send your feet so i can see your skin color
avatar Chud - Reply
why is everyone here so fucking miserable
avatar Soyton - Reply
avatar Soyton - Reply
@Yohannen: tsmt
avatar greg - Reply
clothes comic comic_sans glasses necktie scared series:soyjaks? soyjak soyjaks? speech_bubble stonetoss stubble subvariant:soyak_(concerned) text variant:soyak
avatar Chud - Reply
both are built for bbc
avatar Chud - Reply
used their older hairstyles award
avatar estrogenius - Reply
perfectly fitting variant usage award
40450: ahegao clothes glasses hat irl_background open_mouth soyjak stubble tongue variant:cobson variant:yaroslavtv winter
ahegao clothes glasses hat irl_background open_mouth soyjak stubble tongue variant:cobson variant:yaroslavtv winter // 1154x834 // 194.3KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
gemerald
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Kekerald
avatar Chud3 - Reply
(He thought the pole was BWC)
avatar Chud4 - Reply
Gemerold
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gemmy and funny
54632: are_you_soying_what_im_soying avgn brown_hair cap clothes glasses hat necktie nostalgia_critic pen smile subvariant:grinplier subvariant:wholesome_soyjak suit variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak
are_you_soying_what_im_soying avgn brown_hair cap clothes glasses hat necktie nostalgia_critic pen smile subvariant:grinplier subvariant:wholesome_soyjak suit variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak // 1200x800 // 151.5KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: @Chud:
worst sameflamboyant person ever
avatar Chud - Reply
unfunny millennial culture
avatar Joel - Reply
Both are gems
avatar Chud - Reply
Both are nooncoals
avatar Chud - Reply
Childhood was calling Doug cringe, adulthood isn’t realizing he was more talented than James
avatar Chud - Reply
Doug was more talented than james tho, and still is.
avatar Chud - Reply
Glistening Nostalgia Critic gem.
avatar Chud - Reply
TANZANITE ALERT!!!
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
the iconic duo for oldbags
avatar H3K - Reply
Gem.
154680: animal arm art artist:nvke cat cat_ear champagne christmas clock clothes confused fingertree five_nights_at_cobson's frame full_body garland glass glasses hand hat its_gemerald_rain leg lightning new_year noise nutcracker open_mouth party picture room santa_hat soyjak sproke star stubble subvariant:fingerboy subvariant:impish_amerimutt subvariant:impish_meowjak subvariant:masscholar subvariant:massjak subvariant:neutralplier subvariant:scholar subvariant:stickboy subvariant:wholesome_soyjak table tail television toy tuxedo variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak whisker wires
animal arm art artist:nvke cat cat_ear champagne christmas clock clothes confused fingertree five_nights_at_cobson's frame full_body garland glass glasses hand hat its_gemerald_rain leg lightning new_year noise nutcracker open_mouth party picture room santa_hat soyjak sproke star stubble subvariant:fingerboy subvariant:impish_amerimutt subvariant:impish_meowjak subvariant:masscholar subvariant:massjak subvariant:neutralplier subvariant:scholar subvariant:stickboy subvariant:wholesome_soyjak table tail television toy tuxedo variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:soyak whisker wires // 1884x1070 // 2.2MB

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avatar Coemskong - Reply
Gemerald!
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
feature this
avatar H3K - Reply
Diamond.
avatar xerox - Reply
_very_nice_
avatar MazelTV - Reply
gemerald
avatar Fen - Reply
Gem
avatar greg - Reply
Gemmish
avatar Teasuck - Reply
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL GMT+2 ferretS
avatar Chino - Reply
GEM PLUCKED FROM THE HEAVENS!
avatar Chud - Reply
the gem that saved christmas
154839: gem marge margerald meta:ai_generated purple sora subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak
gem marge margerald meta:ai_generated purple sora subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak // 1280x704, 10.1s // 4.3MB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
geg
avatar H3K - Reply
It's not purple take your fucking meds Gape.
avatar soynorth - Reply
@H3K: schizophrenia
avatar Chud2 - Reply
bro can see the future
avatar Admre - Reply
Gapejak's canonical voice
avatar Admre - Reply
Also MARJEEEEEEEEEE
avatar estrogenius - Reply
gegfuel but how did he know it would turn purple like dat o_O?
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