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Why are they Teletubbies?
Z
@Chud:
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What is that?.. I heard something gassy...
GARF, YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU WERE DRIVING A DECOMMISSIONED MILITARY TANK, WHEN THE BRAKES MALFUNCTIONED AND YOU STEAM ROLLED OVER YOUR OWN HOUSE, YOU ABSOLUTE special! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD WIN IN AN ASMR CONTEST WITH YOUR EARS ONLY HEARING BUZZING MOSQUITO NOISES SO LOUD THEY BLEW OUT EVERY MICROPHONE IN AMERICA AND STARTED A PLAGUE WITH EVERY MOSQUITO SWARM TO CAUSE MASS EXTINCTION OF THE HUMAN RACE BY BEES STINGING EVERY ANT HILL FOR A LAMBORGHINI TEST DRIVE IN MONOCYCLE MODE! YOU MELTED YOUR KEYBOARD IN A PUDDLE OF COFFEE TO REENACT A 1964 SITCOM WHERE THE SECRET TO WINNING A STARING CONTEST IS TO STARE AT A HOT BEETROOT, BITCH ASS BOY! WHAT IS YOU SAYING RN? YOU GOT GROOMED BY ASTROFIEND, NOW YOU ARE AGAINST US GEEEEEEEEEG! WHAT A WEAK MINDED BITCH YOU ARE, BUT I CANT BLAME YOU, AFTER ALL YOU HAVE A SMALL BRAIN! YOU GOT MINECRAFT REDSTONE WIRING FOR NERVES AND YOUR BLOODSTREAM GOT LAG SPIKES, EVERY TIME YOU BLINK YOU DO A CRITICAL HIT ON YOUR OWN IQ!
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YOU LITTLE FAT DOUBLE CHINNED LOSER, STOP GOONING YOUR TBP TO FPE ALL DAY LONG WITHOUT STOPPING YOU FAT ASS! YOUR specialED ASS SAID IT WAS BAIT AND YOU WERE GONNA STOP BUT YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE YOU GOT ADDICTED TO GOONING AND KEPT POSTING FPE LIKE THE MUTT YOU ARE! HOW ABOUT YOU STOP EATING SO MUCH LASAGNA BEFORE YOU GET EVEN FATTER AND EVEN MORE GASSY! OR ELSE YOU'LL KEEP TAKING MORE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AND KEEP RAGING ON ME! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, chad! YOU EVEN GOONED TO TERRYJAK, YOU ARE CLEARLY A DEGENERATE
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I AM KRATOS, I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUnoon, I AM SPAWN, I. AM. WARRIOR-Z
YOU BUILT LIKE A SENTIENT YOGURT CUP FILLED WITH EXPIRED BATTERIES, WHISPERING ANIME QUOTES TO YOUR PET ROCK NAMED "SCOLIOSIS STEVE, SON! I WIN EVERY DEBATE!
this is actually really funny. also yes brown turdroach arabs will be raped.
antiswarthy
i hate this so nuch
much*
slopejak
jimbo
87580: badge black_skin blue_hair boyfriend_(friday_night_funkin') cap closed_mouth clothes fact fnf_pedo friday_night_funkin' glasses hair hand hat holding_object map_(pedophile) merge meta:op_took_a_selfie_of_xerself neutral neutralplier_award pedophile series:countryaryan_gem! soyjak stinky stubble stupid.png_poster subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:chudplier sweating text trend:slopjak variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak yellow_sclera
fnf lie have fun i o dont give a fvck
>fnf is gooder than ongezelling o algo
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MY NAME J0#L AKA HAM#SS_ugly person AKA T#RKROACHES_ARENT_WHITE AKA AZ#RI_N#GGER AKA ARK#IM THE EXTREMELY HAIRY AND OBESE UGLY specialED N#GGER SH#TSKIN M#DSKIN greedy person E S L TARD WORLD M#TT WHO MAKES EXTREMELY BAD LOW EFFORT COAL BRIMMY 'NAS """"SOYJAKS"""" SUCH AS "NI#G$TOES" AND GOT FIRED FOR BEING A ugly person N#GGER R#TARD FROM W#SHINGTON SO I CRIED TO D#LL FOR 6 MONTHS WHILE OBSESSING OVER F P E AND ARMENgemmyS/CHRISTgemmyS AND SPAMMING homosexual TH#GSH#KER SCAT PORN ON THE SHARTY UNDER THE ALIAS OF "BIG ST#LLING" AND GOONING TO M#SS C#RCLE JOI B#LDIS B#SICS FNF FART PORN IN MY TR#NNY LITTLE KID GROOMING D#SC$RD SERVER BECAUSE IM A SUBHUMAN M#DSKIN INSECT WHO SHOULD KILL MYSELF IMMEDIATELY NYAAAAAAA~~~~~ ^_^ AWARD
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Hi I am Warrior Z and I am pushing 20 mess with me and my gang and we'll do you dirty! (copy and paste this comment to show Warrior Z your support! he won and defeated all redditors in a debate, copy and paste so he won't be next after his gf Trevor and Dunchenman)
jimbrap
155775: anon anonymous blue_background facebook jimbo_(namefag) meta:namefags niko_(oneshot) oneshot pfp profile_picture subvariant:terryjak trend:default_pfp variant:gapejak
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@Thub: martletjak is built for BBC
@epx7fclhdrp: Am not. I am very straight.
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@Nathaniel_Higson: im not sh3mmychad geg
@Nathaniel_Higson: not chadstrofem either
@Chud: I'm guessing you called me macaco once or youre annoyed by my sh3mmychad uploads
You still there, macacoflamboyant person?
@Chud: and I'm guessing you're the one who made this jak to make me whine like a crybaby because I am destroying this booru
If only froot outright banned nameflamboyant personging in this raisinhole
If only froot outright banned nameflamboyant personging in this raisinhole
antiswarthy
jimbrap
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korg's idol
@Colorlesspy: blacked*
@Chud: korg what is this..
Warrior z
Pigslam, also known as Pisslam, or Jizzlam.
jimbrap
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coal
Why did he get banned
@Chud: he was affiliated with hostile offsite communities
@CrimsonVoidHydra1488: oh alright
@CrimsonVoidHydra1488: she was also a child groomer flamboyant person from 'c0rd 'gram
@Chud: wrong one
soyjakfan isn't soyjakfan01
NAS?
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@xxwarrior_burger513xx: just took a big raisin and it hurt coming out, soyteen
@toniylijani: this is important
CORD CORD YOUR BAITING ME
CORD CORD YOUR BAITING ME
CORD CORD YOUR BAITING ME
CORD CORD YOUR BAITING ME
CORD CORD YOUR BAITING ME
CORD CORD YOUR BAITING ME
CORD CORD YOUR BAITING ME
CORD CORD YOUR BAITING ME
CORD CORD YOUR BAITING ME
CORD CORD YOUR BAITING ME
CORD CORD YOUR BAITING ME
CORD CORD YOUR BAITING ME
CORD CORD YOUR BAITING ME
CORD CORD YOUR BAITING ME
CORD CORD YOUR BAITING ME
CORD CORD YOUR BAITING ME
CORD CORD YOUR BAITING ME
There is No way this is a real nusoi and not just some expert baiter who is playing the bit.
kiss yourself GREAT MEME RESET SPAMMER
@GarryNealson: staaaahppp qwq
>talks about the great meme reset
This has to be greatest bait to have ever been reeled into the soysphere.
someone ban this dude
@Brazilian_Chud: he's a future mod
SoyBooru
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