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156281: arrow black_background glasses punisher_face red_face sage subvariant:science_lover variant:markiplier_soyjak
arrow black_background glasses punisher_face red_face sage subvariant:science_lover variant:markiplier_soyjak // 1920x1080 // 1.0MB
avatar jacoffbson - Reply
super bump
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gem o algo
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
gem
avatar Philippe - Reply
[bluetext]
'his is a 'emerald
[/bluetext]
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Svper gem
156270: angry blood clenched_teeth crying crying_blood drool foaming_at_the_mouth forehead_lines glasses no_pupils rage stubble variant:markiplier_soyjak vein white_background white_skin
angry blood clenched_teeth crying crying_blood drool foaming_at_the_mouth forehead_lines glasses no_pupils rage stubble variant:markiplier_soyjak vein white_background white_skin // 516x595 // 51.2KB
avatar trevor - Reply
lazy unfinished brimcoal
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
me
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: yeah
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
What type of bait this ferret saw
146313: ashes cap clothes cloud dust facemask fallout grass hat necktie neutral nuclear nuclear_war officer_cap radiation radioactive snow staring subvariant:neutralplier suit threads threads_(1984) traffic_warden uniform variant:markiplier_soyjak
ashes cap clothes cloud dust facemask fallout grass hat necktie neutral nuclear nuclear_war officer_cap radiation radioactive snow staring subvariant:neutralplier suit threads threads_(1984) traffic_warden uniform variant:markiplier_soyjak // 1035x1200 // 644.4KB
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
forgotten 'em
133612: antialiased eyebrows glasses iris open_mouth series:cobson_killerz stubble transparent_background variant:alicia
antialiased eyebrows glasses iris open_mouth series:cobson_killerz stubble transparent_background variant:alicia // 592x720 // 75.4KB
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
dust
45938: 3soyjaks big_z bmp-1 closed_mouth explosion f-16_fighting_falcon fighter_jet fire flag flag:russia flag:ukraine flag:united_states glasses laser_eyes open_mouth russo_ukrainian_war smoke soyjak stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak sun sunglasses tank tongue united_states variant:bernd variant:cobson variant:gapejak wagner_group yellow_teeth z_(russian_symbol)
3soyjaks big_z bmp-1 closed_mouth explosion f-16_fighting_falcon fighter_jet fire flag flag:russia flag:ukraine flag:united_states glasses laser_eyes open_mouth russo_ukrainian_war smoke soyjak stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak sun sunglasses tank tongue united_states variant:bernd variant:cobson variant:gapejak wagner_group yellow_teeth z_(russian_symbol) // 1257x840 // 420.3KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: Ruzzia has been on the brink of collapse for the last 500 years
avatar Chud - Reply
This never happened, Russians can't shoot lasers out of their eyes.
avatar Chud - Reply
pictured: a WagnerGOD shooting down a Rusnig MOD helicopter
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: > This never happened, Russians can't shoot lasers out of their eyes.
öÖö
avatar Chud - Reply
russians CAN shoot lazers and putin told me himself
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: 2 more weeks, isn't it ukrosister?
avatar Chud - Reply
Quartz
avatar Chud - Reply
Vangery 3
avatar namechudd - Reply
big z wabag
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
^TSMT, nonesense gem
45220: glasses oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive open_mouth sad soyjak stubble variant:bernd
glasses oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive open_mouth sad soyjak stubble variant:bernd // 1102x1006 // 252.2KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
When she wont let you sniff her foot
avatar Chud2 - Reply
buff flag glasses shoe speech_bubble_empty subvariant:unbotheredchud template tranny variant:chudjak
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@Chud: Who unbanned this fucking thumbnail again
avatar Chud4 - Reply
buff flag glasses shoe speech_bubble_empty subvariant:unbotheredchud template tranny variant:chudjak
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
>She is not that attractive as i see
43770: alternate arm ear glasses hamburger hand holding_object open_mouth soyjak stubble template variant:bernd
alternate arm ear glasses hamburger hand holding_object open_mouth soyjak stubble template variant:bernd // 1106x884 // 40.2KB
avatar Sectionalism - Reply
its an impossible burger btw
avatar Chud1 - Reply
New variant
avatar Chud2 - Reply
that looks tasty
avatar uhohchinky - Reply
@Sectionalism: i watched the video where berndjak came from and the irl guy doesn't seem like a nu-male, just a normie, and not even a vegetarian
you could say burgers are goyslop or some raisin
but did you 'teens seriously go 'ahaha le gaping mouth looks like le soyboy'
avatar Chud3 - Reply
iron
avatar Zukkrkant - Reply
@uhohchinky:
>did you 'teens seriously go 'ahaha le gaping mouth looks like le soyboy'

Of course we did
ear golden_tooth grin smile soyjak sparkle stubble toothbrush variant:impish_soyak_ears
avatar Chud4 - Reply
Das rite, das what it's all about
avatar Chud5 - Reply
Women when they get a chance to suck on my Big Corsican Cock:
avatar Chud6 - Reply
gemmy subvariant
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gem, bernd has a big mouth to eat hamburgers
155531: ai_but_not_completely_ai_doe black_background creepy fat horror jimbo_(namefag) meta:ai_generated meta:namefags namefags nigger niko_(oneshot) scary shitskin stink_lines stubble troonslop ugly variant:unknown you_will_never_be_a_woman
ai_but_not_completely_ai_doe black_background creepy fat horror jimbo_(namefag) meta:ai_generated meta:namefags namefags nigger niko_(oneshot) scary shitskin stink_lines stubble troonslop ugly variant:unknown you_will_never_be_a_woman // 1024x1024 // 1.3MB

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avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
@sloppyjakky: jimbo gave her a free copy of oneraisin for christmas, now she's glazing jimbrap
avatar retard - Reply
@Zen:

ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
WHEN ZEN SLEEPS, THE ONLY THING HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE TALKS, THE ONLY THING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT SOMETHING, THE ONLY THING THAT IS IMAGINED IS JIMBO!

ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
WHEN ZEN SLEEPS, THE ONLY THING HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE TALKS, THE ONLY THING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT SOMETHING, THE ONLY THING THAT IS IMAGINED IS JIMBO!

ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
WHEN ZEN SLEEPS, THE ONLY THING HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE TALKS, THE ONLY THING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT SOMETHING, THE ONLY THING THAT IS IMAGINED IS JIMBO!

ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
WHEN ZEN SLEEPS, THE ONLY THING HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE TALKS, THE ONLY THING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT SOMETHING, THE ONLY THING THAT IS IMAGINED IS JIMBO!

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ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
WHEN ZEN SLEEPS, THE ONLY THING HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE TALKS, THE ONLY THING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT SOMETHING, THE ONLY THING THAT IS IMAGINED IS JIMBO!

ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
WHEN ZEN SLEEPS, THE ONLY THING HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE TALKS, THE ONLY THING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT SOMETHING, THE ONLY THING THAT IS IMAGINED IS JIMBO!

ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
WHEN ZEN SLEEPS, THE ONLY THING HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE TALKS, THE ONLY THING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT SOMETHING, THE ONLY THING THAT IS IMAGINED IS JIMBO!

ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
WHEN ZEN SLEEPS, THE ONLY THING HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE TALKS, THE ONLY THING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT SOMETHING, THE ONLY THING THAT IS IMAGINED IS JIMBO!

avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
zen when he sees children:
avatar Pico - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: she*
avatar Chud - Reply
[h1]
test
[/h1]
avatar Chud - Reply

test

avatar Zen - Reply
@annoyingspecial: 2soyjaks ack bloodshot_eyes bornw buff choke chokehold crying ear epx7fclhdrp_(namefag) eyebrows gill_koyim_(namefag) glasses hair holding_object looking_at_you looking_up muscles red_eyes skin stare stubble subvariant:pol_face tan teeth teeth_showing tongue tongue_out variant:bernd variant:chudjak white_background zen_(user)

THE ZEN IS NOT DEAD! I REPEAT THE ZEN IS NOT DEAD! ZEN IS BACK! THE ZEN IS BACK! ALL GLORY TO ZEN! ALL ZEN HATERS WILL FOREVER PERISH!
artist:zen ear eyes hair hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jon_arbuckle mouth name namefag nose orange_eyes subvariant:mexiaryan variant:meximutt zen_(user)

GO PACK MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE,

avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
avatar Zen - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: 2soyjaks ack bloodshot_eyes bornw buff choke chokehold crying ear epx7fclhdrp_(namefag) eyebrows gill_koyim_(namefag) glasses hair holding_object looking_at_you looking_up muscles red_eyes skin stare stubble subvariant:pol_face tan teeth teeth_showing tongue tongue_out variant:bernd variant:chudjak white_background zen_(user)

THE ZEN IS NOT DEAD! I REPEAT THE ZEN IS NOT DEAD! ZEN IS BACK! THE ZEN IS BACK! ALL GLORY TO ZEN! ALL ZEN HATERS WILL FOREVER PERISH!
artist:zen ear eyes hair hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jon_arbuckle mouth name namefag nose orange_eyes subvariant:mexiaryan variant:meximutt zen_(user)

GO PACK MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE,

avatar Chud - Reply
Rocks D. Jimbrap
9710: clenched_teeth glasses soyjak stubble variant:bernd yellow_teeth you_were_one_i_ker
clenched_teeth glasses soyjak stubble variant:bernd yellow_teeth you_were_one_i_ker // 1200x1125 // 451.3KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
dusty gem
avatar Chud2 - Reply
clean coal
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
You were the one i ker
156274: ear glasses mustache shaved smile variant:specialboy
ear glasses mustache shaved smile variant:specialboy // 846x846 // 8.8KB
avatar trevor - Reply
lazy brimcoal
avatar Chud1 - Reply
congrats on your successful gender affirming surgery @trevor
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
>specialboy

Nothing is special about him though
156280: blue_eyes closed_mouth eyes eyes_blue_like_the_atlantic eyes_like_the_o-o-cean glasses hair no_stubble series:chuddified_soyjaks smile smug subvariant:chuddy_soyak subvariant:soyak_(smug) trend:aryan variant:soyak
blue_eyes closed_mouth eyes eyes_blue_like_the_atlantic eyes_like_the_o-o-cean glasses hair no_stubble series:chuddified_soyjaks smile smug subvariant:chuddy_soyak subvariant:soyak_(smug) trend:aryan variant:soyak // 970x1150 // 14.6KB
avatar dap - Reply
nusois cant even use the paint bucket tool properly lmao
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
>soyaky
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
>soyaky

Really ferret?
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@dap: ermm.. im just curious what is not being used right
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@dap: ermm.. im just curious what is not being used right
avatar Chud3 - Reply
my stupid specialed phone posted it AGAIN
avatar dap - Reply
@Chud: op left out a part of soyak's face unrecolored
avatar dap - Reply
i mean it's not that difficult to simply recolor a soyjak
135544: 4soyjaks admin_6 angry beard bikini brimstone censored deformed demon female frown glasses grey_skin hair inverted looking_at_you meta:trinity mouth_closed mouth_open mustache niggerjak nose poopson queen_of_spades soyjak_party spade subvariant:mustached_gapejak subvariant:scholar subvariant:spadevlod subvariant:vlodette teeth text tinted_glasses toos triangle trinity vantablack vantablack_skin variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:gapejak variant:vlodson white_background white_skin wrinkles
4soyjaks admin_6 angry beard bikini brimstone censored deformed demon female frown glasses grey_skin hair inverted looking_at_you meta:trinity mouth_closed mouth_open mustache niggerjak nose poopson queen_of_spades soyjak_party spade subvariant:mustached_gapejak subvariant:scholar subvariant:spadevlod subvariant:vlodette teeth text tinted_glasses toos triangle trinity vantablack vantablack_skin variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:gapejak variant:vlodson white_background white_skin wrinkles // 2300x2589 // 1.3MB

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avatar Tho420 - Reply
@Chud: i'm not even do anythung dude
avatar Tho420 - Reply
@Tho420: anything i mean
avatar congo_aryan - Reply
garf, jimbo and toniylijani
avatar Chud - Reply
All 3 combined are Admin 7
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
@Chud: who do you think Admin 8 would be?
avatar Chud - Reply
the jimbo
the jimbo
the jimbo
avatar Chud - Reply
The Singularity trio
avatar Chud - Reply
reminder that there's NOTHING detailing what noonjak does in soylore, all that is said is that it is "The noon". Which is not an occupation unlike "The deceiver" and "The destroyer", but instead a mocking class made to dehumanize it.
Infact, the only thing we know for sure about it is that it goes by "it/its" or gender-ambiguous in every scripture we've gotten of it currently. Meaning that this THING has done things so absolutely heinous that it can't even be described as a human.
<REDDIT SPACE

Therefore his classification of "The noon" wasnt made to dehumanize, but to affirm that its not human or anything CLOSE to human.
avatar proton - Reply
the jimbo
the quote
and the cia
avatar jewishautismaward78 - Reply
the
tvrkgemmy
the
mqrqccgemmy
and the
azerigemmy
156245: crying horde orange_eyes phone reddit snoo subvariant:branigger subvariant:crying_soyak subvariant:duzjak subvariant:narge variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:brandon variant:cryboy_soyjak variant:el_perro_rabioso variant:esam variant:eviljak variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:mulletjak variant:neckbeardjak variant:nopejeet variant:redditjak variant:shouterjak variant:slatejak variant:smugjak variant:snoojak variant:soyak variant:syndromejak variant:unijak variant:whalejak
crying horde orange_eyes phone reddit snoo subvariant:branigger subvariant:crying_soyak subvariant:duzjak subvariant:narge variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:brandon variant:cryboy_soyjak variant:el_perro_rabioso variant:esam variant:eviljak variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:mulletjak variant:neckbeardjak variant:nopejeet variant:redditjak variant:shouterjak variant:slatejak variant:smugjak variant:snoojak variant:soyak variant:syndromejak variant:unijak variant:whalejak // 3287x2052 // 3.7MB
avatar retard - Reply
Zero tags
avatar John8_44 - Reply
I tagged most of the variants. Does anyone know what the two at the top right are called?
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@John8_44: OP here just search snoo and transparent and you'll find them
52371: flower garden glasses green_skin landscape open_mouth plant series:objakt stubble variant:cobson water watering_can
flower garden glasses green_skin landscape open_mouth plant series:objakt stubble variant:cobson water watering_can // 721x720 // 408.1KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Gem that made the flowers grow
avatar TheGemCritic - Reply
The Coal that made the flowers wither
avatar Chud2 - Reply
The lawnmower man has become the watering can mam
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
He will always water the plants
29550: buck_teeth chud_(boorufag) chud_(soybooru) ear emoticon glasses grin nerd series:soymoji smile spongebob_squarepants stubble variant:nojak yellow yellow_skin
buck_teeth chud_(boorufag) chud_(soybooru) ear emoticon glasses grin nerd series:soymoji smile spongebob_squarepants stubble variant:nojak yellow yellow_skin // 426x523 // 10.4KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Build for BWC
avatar Chud2 - Reply
I look like this
avatar Chud3 - Reply
You will never be a real soyteen. You have no gems, you have no sproke, you have no missed cheese. You are a twitter user twisted by gigachad and tranime memes into a crude mockery of the internet's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your oomfies are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “group chat” laugh at your bizzare humor behind private discord servers.
'Jakkers are utterly repulsed by you. Years of evolution have allowed 'teens to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even twitterflamboyant persons who “lurk” look uncanny and unnatural to a 'teen. Your use of quotation marks is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a newGOD to reply to your thread, he’ll turn tail and sage the second he gets a whiff of your obnoxious political views.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every time you log on to Twitter and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll log into Twitter, go into the settings, enter your password, and delete your gimmick account. Your followers will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of following you. They’ll archive your account with a headstone marked with your all of your coal, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a booru coaler is buried there. Your account will be forgotten, and all that will remain of your legacy is posts that are unmistakably dust.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
avatar Chud4 - Reply
^ doesn't know what English is
avatar uoy - Reply
>Pull up ferret. This #cobgang turf :nerd
nerd
nerd
nerd
nerd:
51572: antenna closed_mouth downvote glasses hand holding_object no_pupils orange_eyes orange_sclera raised_eyebrow reddit redditard smirk smug snoo soyjak stubble variant:redditjak
antenna closed_mouth downvote glasses hand holding_object no_pupils orange_eyes orange_sclera raised_eyebrow reddit redditard smirk smug snoo soyjak stubble variant:redditjak // 964x866 // 21.6KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Iron
avatar Chud2 - Reply
gem
avatar Chud3 - Reply
shiny iron
avatar Chud4 - Reply
slightly nassy but shiny iron
avatar Chud5 - Reply
(reddit) gold
avatar Chud6 - Reply
Make an upvote version please
avatar Chud7 - Reply
sweet reddit endstone
avatar Chud8 - Reply
>gem
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
>coal
154588: award badge blond clothes fancy hat monocle nate natejak neutral soyjak_party text top_hat variant:alicia white_skin yellow_hair
award badge blond clothes fancy hat monocle nate natejak neutral soyjak_party text top_hat variant:alicia white_skin yellow_hair // 592x850 // 16.0KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
>I do so reckon it is that damned Jakparty.soy
avatar trevor - Reply
brimcoal
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gem
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
>If I must say I believe the individuals behind this were from the repulsive website known as 'jakparty.soy'
avatar trevor - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: broke rule 4 award
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@trevor: the website is dead, also read chud1's comment special
156278: bloodshot_eyes distorted hanging reddit reddit_gold rotten_teeth scholar snoo subvariant:scholar variant:gapejak
bloodshot_eyes distorted hanging reddit reddit_gold rotten_teeth scholar snoo subvariant:scholar variant:gapejak // 768x719 // 44.2KB
avatar trevor - Reply
forgot the 'debunked award'
148872: brown_skin clothes discord discord_logo_facial_mark drool facial_mark fnf_pedo hat holding_object holding_phone looking_at_you orange_hair phone pico showing_phone soyjak stubble subvariant:chudplier subvariant:phoneplier subvariant:phoneplier_vertical template thick_eyebrows variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak yellow_sclera yellow_teeth
brown_skin clothes discord discord_logo_facial_mark drool facial_mark fnf_pedo hat holding_object holding_phone looking_at_you orange_hair phone pico showing_phone soyjak stubble subvariant:chudplier subvariant:phoneplier subvariant:phoneplier_vertical template thick_eyebrows variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak yellow_sclera yellow_teeth // 1607x966 // 193.1KB
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
Too black
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@Dunchenman: First time of you saying too black
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@Nobody1: geg
avatar Pico - Reply
no one will use it
avatar Chud1 - Reply
You should still be banned
avatar greg - Reply
Coal
avatar trevor - Reply
@Pico:
>no one will use it


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