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Chud1 - Reply
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me
@MenstrualCykill: yeah
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forgotten 'em
133612: antialiased eyebrows glasses iris open_mouth series:cobson_killerz stubble transparent_background variant:alicia
dust
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This never happened, Russians can't shoot lasers out of their eyes.
pictured: a WagnerGOD shooting down a Rusnig MOD helicopter
russians CAN shoot lazers and putin told me himself
Quartz
Vangery 3
45220: glasses oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive open_mouth sad soyjak stubble variant:bernd
43770: alternate arm ear glasses hamburger hand holding_object open_mouth soyjak stubble template variant:bernd
its an impossible burger btw
New variant
that looks tasty
@Sectionalism: i watched the video where berndjak came from and the irl guy doesn't seem like a nu-male, just a normie, and not even a vegetarian
you could say burgers are goyslop or some raisin
but did you 'teens seriously go 'ahaha le gaping mouth looks like le soyboy'
you could say burgers are goyslop or some raisin
but did you 'teens seriously go 'ahaha le gaping mouth looks like le soyboy'
iron
@uhohchinky:
Of course we did
>did you 'teens seriously go 'ahaha le gaping mouth looks like le soyboy'
Of course we did
Das rite, das what it's all about
Women when they get a chance to suck on my Big Corsican Cock:
gemmy subvariant
155531: ai_but_not_completely_ai_doe black_background creepy fat horror jimbo_(namefag) meta:ai_generated meta:namefags namefags nigger niko_(oneshot) scary shitskin stink_lines stubble troonslop ugly variant:unknown you_will_never_be_a_woman
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@sloppyjakky: jimbo gave her a free copy of oneraisin for christmas, now she's glazing jimbrap
@Zen: ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
2 ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
WHEN ZEN SLEEPS, THE ONLY THING HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE TALKS, THE ONLY THING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT SOMETHING, THE ONLY THING THAT IS IMAGINED IS JIMBO!
ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
WHEN ZEN SLEEPS, THE ONLY THING HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE TALKS, THE ONLY THING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT SOMETHING, THE ONLY THING THAT IS IMAGINED IS JIMBO!
ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
WHEN ZEN SLEEPS, THE ONLY THING HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE TALKS, THE ONLY THING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT SOMETHING, THE ONLY THING THAT IS IMAGINED IS JIMBO!
ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
WHEN ZEN SLEEPS, THE ONLY THING HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE TALKS, THE ONLY THING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT SOMETHING, THE ONLY THING THAT IS IMAGINED IS JIMBO!
2 ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
WHEN ZEN SLEEPS, THE ONLY THING HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE TALKS, THE ONLY THING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT SOMETHING, THE ONLY THING THAT IS IMAGINED IS JIMBO!
ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
WHEN ZEN SLEEPS, THE ONLY THING HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE TALKS, THE ONLY THING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT SOMETHING, THE ONLY THING THAT IS IMAGINED IS JIMBO!
ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
WHEN ZEN SLEEPS, THE ONLY THING HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE TALKS, THE ONLY THING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT SOMETHING, THE ONLY THING THAT IS IMAGINED IS JIMBO!
ZEN IS A AUTISIC ugly person WHO WISHES TO LICK JIMBO'S NEOVAGINA
WHEN ZEN SLEEPS, THE ONLY THING HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE TALKS, THE ONLY THING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS JIMBO!
WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT SOMETHING, THE ONLY THING THAT IS IMAGINED IS JIMBO!
zen when he sees children:
[h1]
test
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test
@annoyingspecial:
THE ZEN IS NOT DEAD! I REPEAT THE ZEN IS NOT DEAD! ZEN IS BACK! THE ZEN IS BACK! ALL GLORY TO ZEN! ALL ZEN HATERS WILL FOREVER PERISH!
GO PACK MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE,
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive:
THE ZEN IS NOT DEAD! I REPEAT THE ZEN IS NOT DEAD! ZEN IS BACK! THE ZEN IS BACK! ALL GLORY TO ZEN! ALL ZEN HATERS WILL FOREVER PERISH!
GO PACK MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE,
Rocks D. Jimbrap
9710: clenched_teeth glasses soyjak stubble variant:bernd yellow_teeth you_were_one_i_ker
156274: ear glasses mustache shaved smile variant:specialboy
156280: blue_eyes closed_mouth eyes eyes_blue_like_the_atlantic eyes_like_the_o-o-cean glasses hair no_stubble series:chuddified_soyjaks smile smug subvariant:chuddy_soyak subvariant:soyak_(smug) trend:aryan variant:soyak
my stupid specialed phone posted it AGAIN
135544: 4soyjaks admin_6 angry beard bikini brimstone censored deformed demon female frown glasses grey_skin hair inverted looking_at_you meta:trinity mouth_closed mouth_open mustache niggerjak nose poopson queen_of_spades soyjak_party spade subvariant:mustached_gapejak subvariant:scholar subvariant:spadevlod subvariant:vlodette teeth text tinted_glasses toos triangle trinity vantablack vantablack_skin variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:gapejak variant:vlodson white_background white_skin wrinkles
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garf, jimbo and toniylijani
All 3 combined are Admin 7
@Chud: who do you think Admin 8 would be?
The Singularity trio
reminder that there's NOTHING detailing what noonjak does in soylore, all that is said is that it is "The noon". Which is not an occupation unlike "The deceiver" and "The destroyer", but instead a mocking class made to dehumanize it.
Infact, the only thing we know for sure about it is that it goes by "it/its" or gender-ambiguous in every scripture we've gotten of it currently. Meaning that this THING has done things so absolutely heinous that it can't even be described as a human.
Therefore his classification of "The noon" wasnt made to dehumanize, but to affirm that its not human or anything CLOSE to human.
Infact, the only thing we know for sure about it is that it goes by "it/its" or gender-ambiguous in every scripture we've gotten of it currently. Meaning that this THING has done things so absolutely heinous that it can't even be described as a human.
<REDDIT SPACE
Therefore his classification of "The noon" wasnt made to dehumanize, but to affirm that its not human or anything CLOSE to human.
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52371: flower garden glasses green_skin landscape open_mouth plant series:objakt stubble variant:cobson water watering_can
29550: buck_teeth chud_(boorufag) chud_(soybooru) ear emoticon glasses grin nerd series:soymoji smile spongebob_squarepants stubble variant:nojak yellow yellow_skin
Build for BWC
I look like this
You will never be a real soyteen. You have no gems, you have no sproke, you have no missed cheese. You are a twitter user twisted by gigachad and tranime memes into a crude mockery of the internet's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your oomfies are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “group chat” laugh at your bizzare humor behind private discord servers.
'Jakkers are utterly repulsed by you. Years of evolution have allowed 'teens to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even twitterflamboyant persons who “lurk” look uncanny and unnatural to a 'teen. Your use of quotation marks is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a newGOD to reply to your thread, he’ll turn tail and sage the second he gets a whiff of your obnoxious political views.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every time you log on to Twitter and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll log into Twitter, go into the settings, enter your password, and delete your gimmick account. Your followers will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of following you. They’ll archive your account with a headstone marked with your all of your coal, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a booru coaler is buried there. Your account will be forgotten, and all that will remain of your legacy is posts that are unmistakably dust.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your oomfies are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “group chat” laugh at your bizzare humor behind private discord servers.
'Jakkers are utterly repulsed by you. Years of evolution have allowed 'teens to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even twitterflamboyant persons who “lurk” look uncanny and unnatural to a 'teen. Your use of quotation marks is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a newGOD to reply to your thread, he’ll turn tail and sage the second he gets a whiff of your obnoxious political views.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every time you log on to Twitter and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll log into Twitter, go into the settings, enter your password, and delete your gimmick account. Your followers will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of following you. They’ll archive your account with a headstone marked with your all of your coal, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a booru coaler is buried there. Your account will be forgotten, and all that will remain of your legacy is posts that are unmistakably dust.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
^ doesn't know what English is
51572: antenna closed_mouth downvote glasses hand holding_object no_pupils orange_eyes orange_sclera raised_eyebrow reddit redditard smirk smug snoo soyjak stubble variant:redditjak
154588: award badge blond clothes fancy hat monocle nate natejak neutral soyjak_party text top_hat variant:alicia white_skin yellow_hair
>I do so reckon it is that damned Jakparty.soy
>If I must say I believe the individuals behind this were from the repulsive website known as 'jakparty.soy'
@MenstrualCykill: broke rule 4 award
@trevor: the website is dead, also read chud1's comment special
156278: bloodshot_eyes distorted hanging reddit reddit_gold rotten_teeth scholar snoo subvariant:scholar variant:gapejak
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SoyBooru