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122778: animated clothes gigachad grey grey_skin hat jamiroquai music nas:gigachad video virtual_insanity
animated clothes gigachad grey grey_skin hat jamiroquai music nas:gigachad video virtual_insanity // 960x720, 8.7s // 441.2KB
avatar H3K January 31, 2026; 09:56 - Reply
geg
131604: meta:nas nas pony pony_town subvariant:jartycuck trend:jartycuck variant:chudjak variant:unknown
meta:nas nas pony pony_town subvariant:jartycuck trend:jartycuck variant:chudjak variant:unknown // 509x636 // 36.2KB
avatar peashooter August 8, 2025; 20:17 - Reply
BURN IN HELL
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive August 8, 2025; 20:18 - Reply
jimbo pony
avatar jewishautismaward78 August 8, 2025; 20:26 - Reply
tvrkgemmy
pony
avatar congo_aryan August 8, 2025; 23:05 - Reply
jimbo
avatar tQQt January 31, 2026; 09:51 - Reply
RANDOM GEMBQMBA
164085: deli earth explosion food froot fruit gabagool green_glasses italy laser leaf meta:ai_generated orange_shirt orange_skin screaming sora space variant:gapejak
deli earth explosion food froot fruit gabagool green_glasses italy laser leaf meta:ai_generated orange_shirt orange_skin screaming sora space variant:gapejak // 704x1280, 10.1s // 7.4MB
avatar weakspaget January 23, 2026; 01:33 - Reply
Incomprehensible coal
avatar trevor January 23, 2026; 01:34 - Reply
comprehensible gem
avatar CoalFarmerTheBestNamefagInPol January 23, 2026; 01:36 - Reply
@weakspaget: gotta use tiktok to get this one oldflamboyant person
avatar LvivanBvll January 31, 2026; 09:48 - Reply
fogget about it
166247: angry bloodshot_eyes deformed demon devil_horns distorted leaf pitchfork red_skin satan tail variant:gapejak yellow_teeth
angry bloodshot_eyes deformed demon devil_horns distorted leaf pitchfork red_skin satan tail variant:gapejak yellow_teeth // 600x1000 // 349.5KB
avatar Scoot January 31, 2026; 09:47 - Reply
brootal
166141: clothes glasses gun hat machine_gun open_mouth stubble toss ushanka variant:unknown video_essay youtube
clothes glasses gun hat machine_gun open_mouth stubble toss ushanka variant:unknown video_essay youtube // 1100x698 // 142.5KB
avatar Chud1 January 30, 2026; 23:04 - Reply
Soyjaks?
avatar Chud2 January 30, 2026; 23:05 - Reply
@Chud: ias
avatar Chud3 January 30, 2026; 23:06 - Reply
gem
avatar Chud4 January 30, 2026; 23:14 - Reply
>You WILL put jarty lips on jersey after this
avatar QuickSlaughter January 30, 2026; 23:15 - Reply
incomprehensible
avatar DNBooru January 30, 2026; 23:15 - Reply
black_skin brown_skin fat flag:zoophilia_pride_flag greg_(user) meta:namefags mexico name_tag obese pony remake series:soyjaks? soyjaks stonetoss subvariant:bantumutt subvariant:morbidmutt takis variant:meximutt
avatar MrObsessed January 30, 2026; 23:16 - Reply
@QuickSlaughter: speech
black_coat fast flying flying_nigger irl_background meta:namefags quickslaughter_(namefag) red_glasses red_tshirt series:flying_namefags subvariant:mexiaryan_front variant:meximutt white_skin
avatar Soyton January 31, 2026; 00:04 - Reply
Since when this is IAS
avatar Vagabond January 31, 2026; 09:33 - Reply
I aggre with OP grivances.
Video essay are the fucking plage, and the secondary fans are worse than locust
166231: crying eyebrows glasses hair nas:gigachad nose stubble variant:cryboy_soyjak variant:smugjak white_skin
crying eyebrows glasses hair nas:gigachad nose stubble variant:cryboy_soyjak variant:smugjak white_skin // 418x279 // 45.7KB
avatar Vagabond January 31, 2026; 09:30 - Reply
>Now kiss
166192: door eyebrows ias remake seca stubble teeth the_door the_sopranos tongue tony_soprano variant:tony_soprano_soyjak
door eyebrows ias remake seca stubble teeth the_door the_sopranos tongue tony_soprano variant:tony_soprano_soyjak // 600x600 // 7.1KB
avatar Admre January 31, 2026; 09:28 - Reply
Scary
166219: animated babyjak calm doctor ext=gif fade_in fingernail flashing hair head_mirror judaism meds monochrome no_pupils nonsense schizo schizophrenia star_of_david subvariant:longplier subvariant:mustached_gapejak subvariant:schizojak trend:babyjak variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak
animated babyjak calm doctor ext=gif fade_in fingernail flashing hair head_mirror judaism meds monochrome no_pupils nonsense schizo schizophrenia star_of_david subvariant:longplier subvariant:mustached_gapejak subvariant:schizojak trend:babyjak variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak // 426x363 // 300.0KB
avatar H3K January 31, 2026; 04:16 - Reply
Gem.
avatar Chud1 January 31, 2026; 04:19 - Reply
@H3K: this is unrelated to the post, but have you watched "The Conjuring"?
avatar Chud2 January 31, 2026; 08:00 - Reply
@H3K: @Chud: it's just that I think depicting the Annabelle doll from that movie using subvariant:Annabelle
avatar Chud3 January 31, 2026; 08:00 - Reply
would be a grmmy idea. What do you think?
avatar Chud4 January 31, 2026; 08:01 - Reply
@Chud:
>grmmy

I meant gemmy.
avatar Chud5 January 31, 2026; 09:00 - Reply
@H3K: I've already made a request on /int/ about it. What do you think about the idea?
avatar Chud6 January 31, 2026; 09:02 - Reply
@Chud: /int/
>I meant /r/.
avatar Chud7 January 31, 2026; 09:02 - Reply
@Chud:
FAIL
avatar Vagabond January 31, 2026; 09:28 - Reply
I loseing it
26566: frown glasses looking_at_you megami_tensei monster_girl_quest open_mouth place_japan shin_megami_tensei soyjak stubble text the_binding_of_isaac thing_japanese undertale v_(4chan) variant:cobson video_game
frown glasses looking_at_you megami_tensei monster_girl_quest open_mouth place_japan shin_megami_tensei soyjak stubble text the_binding_of_isaac thing_japanese undertale v_(4chan) variant:cobson video_game // 1920x1836 // 482.1KB

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avatar Chud September 30, 2023; 15:07 - Reply
Yet again another mindbroken westoid conflates "religion" with Abrahamism. Nothing in the Binding of Isaac is even remotely relevant to non-Abrahamic religion, it's the core motif.

Regarding SMT, everyone knows "haha you kill God xD" but the point specifically is that you kill the ABRAHAMIC God. Since SMT is a work of syncretism it has ample frame of reference to both realize and illustrate the evil of Abrahamism. The protagonists make pacts with Celtic gods, ingest magatama (Shinto motif) to gain power, engage in extreme Japanese nationalism with Taira no Masakado, are helped and hindered in equal measure by the implacably stubborn Buddhist deities.
avatar Chud July 30, 2024; 03:05 - Reply
isaac is against dogmatism doe.... also @Chud needs xis meds
avatar deceased_african_adolescent July 30, 2024; 03:08 - Reply
@Chud:
how can celtic and abrahamic gods exist at the same time doe
avatar gemseed May 3, 2025; 11:41 - Reply
smt is gemmy
avatar jacoffbson November 14, 2025; 17:51 - Reply
smt is about how you kick god ass lmao
avatar Chud January 31, 2026; 08:41 - Reply
But monster girl quest isn't about racism It's about me getting my BWC molested by snake grils
avatar ConservativeWaluigi January 31, 2026; 09:03 - Reply
Undertale is a white guilt propaganda.
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T KILL THE MONSTER WHO'S TRYING TO KILL YOU EVEN DOE IT'S COMPLETELY SELF DEFENSE, YOU HAVE TO UHH BE FRIEND WITH THEM OR SOMETHING, AND IF YOU DO KILL THEM, YOU'RE A HECKIN GENOCIDAL KILLER

Only because the humans imprisoned monsters on the underground in the past. Just like noons thinking they have rights to kill white people because of the muh slavery and muh colonization.
</pol/tard space

Also, isn't that """game""" on the bottom right just straight up 'p?
avatar Olgol January 31, 2026; 09:05 - Reply
@Chud:
speech
brandon
avatar Chud January 31, 2026; 09:23 - Reply
@Chud: embeeded 'p game doctossssssssssssssssssssssssss
avatar Vagabond January 31, 2026; 09:28 - Reply
Massive SNCA
166209: balling basketball crying eyebrows selfish_little_fuck variant:soyak
balling basketball crying eyebrows selfish_little_fuck variant:soyak // 570x537 // 112.2KB
avatar weakspaget January 31, 2026; 03:47 - Reply
Repost?
avatar TwnkH8er January 31, 2026; 03:51 - Reply
@weakspaget: Most of his posts were, so there is a good chance.
avatar StinkyWanger January 31, 2026; 09:26 - Reply
>user posts raisin that would get posted on 4/qa/

>gets banned

i wonder why
166249: ack bloodshot_eyes crying glasses hanging noose open_mouth redraw rope rotten_teeth stubble subvariant:retraced_bernd suicide template tongue variant:bernd white_skin
ack bloodshot_eyes crying glasses hanging noose open_mouth redraw rope rotten_teeth stubble subvariant:retraced_bernd suicide template tongue variant:bernd white_skin // 747x700 // 22.8KB
avatar StinkyWanger January 31, 2026; 09:23 - Reply
remade or edited variants: 95684539420847934924872930
actually good jaks made: like 2
4268: 3soyjaks angry chudjak_brothers cloud ear glasses hair irl negro racism soyjak speech_bubble subvariant:chudjak_front text variant:chudjak
3soyjaks angry chudjak_brothers cloud ear glasses hair irl negro racism soyjak speech_bubble subvariant:chudjak_front text variant:chudjak // 3200x1123 // 1.0MB
avatar Chud1 April 29, 2022; 13:36 - Reply
TND
avatar Chud2 April 29, 2022; 13:44 - Reply
BBC
avatar Chud3 December 31, 2022; 17:45 - Reply
Brightest, sparkling gem.
avatar Chud4 January 29, 2023; 04:53 - Reply
tnd gem
avatar Chud5 October 17, 2023; 11:12 - Reply
geal
avatar Chud6 January 31, 2026; 09:00 - Reply
this happened to my friend Lamarcus once
166217: bald closed_mouth fixed glasses holding_object looking_at_viewer looking_at_you meta:fixed_version_without_the_satanist_shitskin_pedophile_braphog meta:oc_but_kinda_not_oc multiple_soyjaks neutral staring stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_skin
bald closed_mouth fixed glasses holding_object looking_at_viewer looking_at_you meta:fixed_version_without_the_satanist_shitskin_pedophile_braphog meta:oc_but_kinda_not_oc multiple_soyjaks neutral staring stubble subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak white_skin // 1080x1350 // 71.9KB
avatar Pineapple January 31, 2026; 04:01 - Reply
Coal compressed into a diamond
avatar weakspaget January 31, 2026; 05:31 - Reply
:|
avatar Chud1 January 31, 2026; 08:55 - Reply
devlodsonification at its finest. bravo!
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admin amphibian ape arachnid arch_linux arthropod banana_split_ice_cream chimpanzee coffee condiment crying cute dance doll doll_(user) duet ext=mp4 fat fefe fefe_the_scorpion female flag:transgender_pride_flag frog ginger ginger_hair goonslop harley_quinn heart holding_heart holding_object key keyed kiss meta:op_should_kill_himself_for_uploading_this_satanic_garbage meta:partially_ai_generated meta:tagme mustard mustard_(user) nas:fefe nas:pepe nate natejak oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive pepe pepe_the_frog primate quote quote_(user) quote_admin redhead scorpion selfish_little_fuck singing subvariant:annabelle subvariant:feralkei subvariant:feralsquirrel subvariant:gapejak_female subvariant:jellybean subvariant:neutralvlod subvariant:soprina subvariant:vlodette subvariant:wholesome_soyjak suicide_squad tongue_out trans_heart transgender_flag transheart trend:gyarujak variant:chudjak variant:cryboy_soyjak variant:feraljak variant:flubbert variant:gapejak variant:monkeyjak variant:nojak variant:norwegian variant:shirtjak variant:soyak variant:soytan variant:tony_soprano_soyjak variant:vlodson video vloderald vlodson_will_never_be_a_gem wholesome wojak // 1920x1080, 95.2s // 18.6MB

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avatar Sigmalodon January 13, 2026; 21:20 - Reply
Is this a CIA psyop being conducted in real time
avatar Chud January 14, 2026; 11:02 - Reply
gem
avatar Chud January 14, 2026; 13:06 - Reply
forced coal that killed the party
avatar Chud January 14, 2026; 19:20 - Reply
Notice how few hater comments there are now that the entire third world has been banned.

Vlodson is a white-coded variant and all of its haters are clearly brown.
avatar Chud January 14, 2026; 19:23 - Reply
@Chud: TRVKENVKE VLQD IZ GQD
avatar OPShredder January 14, 2026; 19:49 - Reply
Dustiest antimatter goonslop so far
avatar ijak January 18, 2026; 17:40 - Reply
@trevor: wh y a u br pin g
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 17:50 - Reply
most rancid unfunny, corny antimatter from the depths of brimstone noon hell
avatar Chud January 18, 2026; 17:50 - Reply
vlodson wnbag btw keep raging at this truth
avatar Chud January 31, 2026; 08:53 - Reply
You got a 4chan get and your variant is still seen as coal
You made 500 edits in the span of 4 months (avg. 4.1 per day) and your variant is still seen as coal You got the site owner and developer to post your variant on the booru and your variant is still seen as coal This isn't demoralization or hatred. This is truth. This is a hard pill to swallow. it will always be coal no matter what, no matter how many achievements you get and the day you eventually develop jakking fatigue is the very day nobody will ever remember or see vlodson ever again. Soyteens already learnt to ignore your baitposts and vlodbait recieves 3x less replies then it did 2-3 months ago.
VLODSON WNBAG, VLODSON IS NAS
164526: ack ack! admin angry arachnid arch_linux arthropod banana_split_ice_cream blood closed_mouth clothes cobblestone cobblestone_(user) condiment cute cutebooru_(user) dance disco disco_ball ear ext=mp4 fat fefe fefe_the_scorpion fefe_won female fleetwood_mac ginger ginger_hair glasses hair hand hanging hat heart holding_heart holding_object jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) meta:namefags meta:not_an_insect meta:tagme multiple_soyjaks mustard mustard_(user) nas:fefe nate natejak noose oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive open_mouth quote quote_(user) quote_admin rage redhead rope scorpion soyjak_wiki stubble subvariant:brandaryan subvariant:brunetto subvariant:condiment subvariant:female_soyak subvariant:gapejak_female subvariant:jerome subvariant:mentaljak3 subvariant:two_pointing_vlodsons subvariant:vlodette subvariant:vlodette_(tongue_out) teeth tongue tongue_out trans trans_rights variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:alicia variant:bernd variant:brandon variant:cobson variant:dubbbzjak variant:el_perro_rabioso variant:feraljak variant:flubbert variant:gapejak variant:israeli_soyjak variant:its_out_get_in_here variant:itsthejaket variant:mentaljak variant:sobot variant:soyak variant:two_pointing_soyjaks variant:vlodson video
ack ack! admin angry arachnid arch_linux arthropod banana_split_ice_cream blood closed_mouth clothes cobblestone cobblestone_(user) condiment cute cutebooru_(user) dance disco disco_ball ear ext=mp4 fat fefe fefe_the_scorpion fefe_won female fleetwood_mac ginger ginger_hair glasses hair hand hanging hat heart holding_heart holding_object jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) meta:namefags meta:not_an_insect meta:tagme multiple_soyjaks mustard mustard_(user) nas:fefe nate natejak noose oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive open_mouth quote quote_(user) quote_admin rage redhead rope scorpion soyjak_wiki stubble subvariant:brandaryan subvariant:brunetto subvariant:condiment subvariant:female_soyak subvariant:gapejak_female subvariant:jerome subvariant:mentaljak3 subvariant:two_pointing_vlodsons subvariant:vlodette subvariant:vlodette_(tongue_out) teeth tongue tongue_out trans trans_rights variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:alicia variant:bernd variant:brandon variant:cobson variant:dubbbzjak variant:el_perro_rabioso variant:feraljak variant:flubbert variant:gapejak variant:israeli_soyjak variant:its_out_get_in_here variant:itsthejaket variant:mentaljak variant:sobot variant:soyak variant:two_pointing_soyjaks variant:vlodson video // 1920x1080, 39s // 9.1MB

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avatar PRIZINS January 24, 2026; 20:54 - Reply
background beard black_and_white family_guy glasses knife meta:not_oc nobody_cares nophono stubble text variant:peterlöwenbräugriffinakajustinpetergriffinfromthehittelevisionshowfamilyguythatwasmadebysethmacfarlaneakapetergriffinsoyjakforshortjak variant:unknown
avatar God January 24, 2026; 20:54 - Reply
kiss yourself
avatar Chud January 24, 2026; 21:02 - Reply
cobbbbblestone
avatar Chud January 24, 2026; 21:05 - Reply
Cobblestone.
avatar Scoot January 24, 2026; 21:09 - Reply
my name is vlodsonWABAG and im pushing 30 mess with me and my xisters on vlodcord and we are gonna do you dirty
i have a fet fetish and i love big boobies
im the blackest raisinskin ugly person noon that forces lesothan gemmies
if you deny me then your le mindbroken
if you deny me then your le hanging
DOLL, H3K and my haters live rentfree in my head
i well never be white
but thats just fine when i got my vlodette goonfuel gemmies
avatar Chud January 24, 2026; 21:19 - Reply
gem
avatar Chud January 24, 2026; 21:42 - Reply
@Chud: login cobblestone
avatar Chud January 25, 2026; 15:57 - Reply
kiss yourself noon
avatar Nobody1 January 25, 2026; 15:58 - Reply
We know you are raisinskin
avatar Chud January 31, 2026; 08:51 - Reply
You got a 4chan get and your variant is still seen as coal
You made 500 edits in the span of 4 months (avg. 4.1 per day) and your variant is still seen as coal You got the site owner and developer to post your variant on the booru and your variant is still seen as coal This isn't demoralization or hatred. This is truth. This is a hard pill to swallow. it will always be coal no matter what, no matter how many achievements you get and the day you eventually develop jakking fatigue is the very day nobody will ever remember or see vlodson ever again. Soyteens already learnt to ignore your baitposts and vlodbait recieves 3x less replies then it did 2-3 months ago.
VLODSON WNBAG, VLODSON IS NAS
165035: arch_linux banana banana_split_ice_cream bug facial_mark fly glasses open_mouth pink_skin quote quote_(user) quote_admin rotten rotting soyjak stink_lines stinky stubble teeth text transparent_background variant:parrotjak
arch_linux banana banana_split_ice_cream bug facial_mark fly glasses open_mouth pink_skin quote quote_(user) quote_admin rotten rotting soyjak stink_lines stinky stubble teeth text transparent_background variant:parrotjak // 682x663 // 34.3KB
avatar Chud1 January 26, 2026; 10:51 - Reply
what drawing program do you use?
avatar finocide January 26, 2026; 11:19 - Reply
Answer this ^
avatar Thub January 26, 2026; 11:21 - Reply
@finocide:
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
avatar finocide January 26, 2026; 11:39 - Reply
I'm in a class full of actual specials rn and now they're on my phone too..
avatar Chud2 January 31, 2026; 08:50 - Reply
200th Parrotjak post?
165050: coal diamond diamond_(minecraft) emerald god gold hacker iron multiple_soyjaks muscular_male nas:gigachad noob pro subvariant:carbjak variant:bangjak variant:catjak variant:flartson variant:floweyjak variant:lennonjak variant:leonardjak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:uglyfuckingthing variant:unknown variant:vlodson
coal diamond diamond_(minecraft) emerald god gold hacker iron multiple_soyjaks muscular_male nas:gigachad noob pro subvariant:carbjak variant:bangjak variant:catjak variant:flartson variant:floweyjak variant:lennonjak variant:leonardjak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:uglyfuckingthing variant:unknown variant:vlodson // 559x302 // 113.4KB

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avatar Pineapple January 26, 2026; 13:44 - Reply
Flartson is the only good variant here, it has SOVL unlike the others which are raisinty nas/tracejaks
avatar Chud January 26, 2026; 13:48 - Reply
@Pineapple:
>profile picture:weirdpenis

yup, checks out
avatar oscari January 26, 2026; 13:52 - Reply
geg
avatar Chud January 26, 2026; 14:00 - Reply
@Pineapple: this
avatar ConservativeWaluigi January 26, 2026; 14:17 - Reply
Brimdust
avatar Nobody1 January 26, 2026; 14:17 - Reply
Wow this is a lying coal
avatar Chauvin2 January 26, 2026; 14:20 - Reply
Bait dist
avatar Chauvin2 January 26, 2026; 14:20 - Reply
@Chauvin2: dust*
avatar Pineapple January 26, 2026; 14:26 - Reply
@Chud:
>yup, pfp checks out

antenna artist:pizza_mozzarella open_mouth red_eyes reddit reddit_moment soyjak stubble variant:snoojak
avatar Chud January 31, 2026; 08:36 - Reply
You got a 4chan get and your variant is still seen as coal
You made 500 edits in the span of 4 months (avg. 4.1 per day) and your variant is still seen as coal You got the site owner and developer to post your variant on the booru and your variant is still seen as coal This isn't demoralization or hatred. This is truth. This is a hard pill to swallow. it will always be coal no matter what, no matter how many achievements you get and the day you eventually develop jakking fatigue is the very day nobody will ever remember or see vlodson ever again. Soyteens already learnt to ignore your baitposts and vlodbait recieves 3x less replies then it did 2-3 months ago.
VLODSON WNBAG, VLODSON IS NAS
166012: 9a0c batman bbq_(user) discord joker_(dc) meta:namefags mustard_(user) polack quote_(user) showing_phone subvariant:jellybean the_dark_knight variant:brandon variant:epsteinjak variant:flubbert variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:soytan
9a0c batman bbq_(user) discord joker_(dc) meta:namefags mustard_(user) polack quote_(user) showing_phone subvariant:jellybean the_dark_knight variant:brandon variant:epsteinjak variant:flubbert variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:soytan // 1920x1353 // 1.2MB

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avatar Acoustic January 30, 2026; 13:52 - Reply
intense autism from probably a caca leaking
avatar Thales January 30, 2026; 13:53 - Reply
autism is gemmy doe
avatar DNBooru January 30, 2026; 14:56 - Reply
'TISMERALD KINO
avatar MenstrualCykill January 30, 2026; 14:58 - Reply
I don't think BBQ did anything wrong
Fuck the rest albeit
avatar Soyton January 30, 2026; 16:44 - Reply
Meet the nu soy order
avatar amogusimposter January 30, 2026; 18:32 - Reply
@DNBooru: 'Tism won
avatar Chud January 31, 2026; 08:12 - Reply
probably the only good post and only good way to use the raisinty flubbert variant
avatar Chud January 31, 2026; 08:21 - Reply
@Chud: (me)
I think that's because a variant must be used in context. In here it works because flubbert is a simplistic soy whose facial expression indicates pleasure, thereby reinforcing that BBQ is 1) a diddy (by showing his soytan 'p phone) and 2) a simplistic annoying flamboyant person, which is whar the 'toss portrays anyway with OP's accompanied 'tistic (us autists are da reel gemmys o algo) kino dialogue.

This means that there probably is a way to "correctly use vlodson" but that's like saying there's a good way to look at Chudolf Clitler's actions or something or however the variant is the devil. The only good way to use vlodson would be as a slopjak or an fnfdiddy replacement
avatar Chud January 31, 2026; 08:28 - Reply
oh my specialed uncouth speciallet autism
no one cares
avatar Chud January 31, 2026; 08:32 - Reply
@Chud: I care though
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avatar trevor January 15, 2026; 20:30 - Reply
@Teasuck: @EvanDoe: @Chud: @Olgol: @dap:@dap: @BALDIgemmy: @Swatted: @melissa: @Chud:
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TERMITE YOU DISGRACE OF AN INDIAN! INSHALLAH MAY ALLAH HELP GUIDE YOU THROUGH THESE THOUGH TIMES THAT I KNOW YOU ARE VERY WELL ENDURING. IT IS BEST FOR YOU TO TAKE YOUR MEDS AND STOP SEETHING AND OBSESSING AND COPING OVER ME LIKE A RABID smelly person! YOU DISGRACE OF A HUMAN BEING! IF I CAN EVEN CALL YOU THAT! YOU BROWN-SKINNED spanish.
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YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST BORING AND IRRELEVANT SNCA NAMEGODS THAT HAS EVER LIVED! I CANT EVEN ACCUSE YOU OF ANYTHING ANYMORE GEG! BECAUSE YOU LEGIT HAVE BEEN ACCUSED FOR ALL OF THE ABOVE! YOUR MAIN ILLNESS OTHER THAN SEETHING OVER AN ONLINE SQUIDWARD IS PROJECTING YOUR FETISHES ON OTHERS! IT'S VERY WEIRD AND MUST STOP! MAY ALLAH GUIDE YOU!
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UNDERNEATH THAT BARCELONEAN SPANIARD INSECTOID MASK IS AN REPTILIAN LOOKING ROACH WITH AN UNGROOMED MUSTACH AND AN UNBRUSHED COILY PIECE OF MOP ON HIS HEAD THAT HE CALLS "LUXURIOUS HAIR". YOU ARE DISGUSTING, YOU ARE A SUBHUMAN!
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I AM SMOKE, I AM SQUIDWARD, I AM A SAMURAI OF CORY, I AM TREVORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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NOW KYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[/h1]@BALDIgemmy: @Swatted: @melissa: @Chud:
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TERMITE YOU DISGRACE OF AN INDIAN! INSHALLAH MAY ALLAH HELP GUIDE YOU THROUGH THESE THOUGH TIMES THAT I KNOW YOU ARE VERY WELL ENDURING. IT IS BEST FOR YOU TO TAKE YOUR MEDS AND STOP SEETHING AND OBSESSING AND COPING OVER ME LIKE A RABID smelly person! YOU DISGRACE OF A HUMAN BEING! IF I CAN EVEN CALL YOU THAT! YOU BROWN-SKINNED spanish.
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YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST BORING AND IRRELEVANT SNCA NAMEGODS THAT HAS EVER LIVED! I CANT EVEN ACCUSE YOU OF ANYTHING ANYMORE GEG! BECAUSE YOU LEGIT HAVE BEEN ACCUSED FOR ALL OF THE ABOVE! YOUR MAIN ILLNESS OTHER THAN SEETHING OVER AN ONLINE SQUIDWARD IS PROJECTING YOUR FETISHES ON OTHERS! IT'S VERY WEIRD AND MUST STOP! MAY ALLAH GUIDE YOU!
[/h1]
[h1]
UNDERNEATH THAT BARCELONEAN SPANIARD INSECTOID MASK IS AN REPTILIAN LOOKING ROACH WITH AN UNGROOMED MUSTACH AND AN UNBRUSHED COILY PIECE OF MOP ON HIS HEAD THAT HE CALLS "LUXURIOUS HAIR". YOU ARE DISGUSTING, YOU ARE A SUBHUMAN!
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I AM SMOKE, I AM SQUIDWARD, I AM A SAMURAI OF CORY, I AM TREVORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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NOW KYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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avatar trevor January 15, 2026; 20:30 - Reply
@Teasuck: @EvanDoe: @Chud: @Olgol: @dap:@dap: @BALDIgemmy: @Swatted: @melissa: @Chud:
[h1]
TERMITE YOU DISGRACE OF AN INDIAN! INSHALLAH MAY ALLAH HELP GUIDE YOU THROUGH THESE THOUGH TIMES THAT I KNOW YOU ARE VERY WELL ENDURING. IT IS BEST FOR YOU TO TAKE YOUR MEDS AND STOP SEETHING AND OBSESSING AND COPING OVER ME LIKE A RABID smelly person! YOU DISGRACE OF A HUMAN BEING! IF I CAN EVEN CALL YOU THAT! YOU BROWN-SKINNED spanish.
[/h1]
[h1]
YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST BORING AND IRRELEVANT SNCA NAMEGODS THAT HAS EVER LIVED! I CANT EVEN ACCUSE YOU OF ANYTHING ANYMORE GEG! BECAUSE YOU LEGIT HAVE BEEN ACCUSED FOR ALL OF THE ABOVE! YOUR MAIN ILLNESS OTHER THAN SEETHING OVER AN ONLINE SQUIDWARD IS PROJECTING YOUR FETISHES ON OTHERS! IT'S VERY WEIRD AND MUST STOP! MAY ALLAH GUIDE YOU!
[/h1]
[h1]
UNDERNEATH THAT BARCELONEAN SPANIARD INSECTOID MASK IS AN REPTILIAN LOOKING ROACH WITH AN UNGROOMED MUSTACH AND AN UNBRUSHED COILY PIECE OF MOP ON HIS HEAD THAT HE CALLS "LUXURIOUS HAIR". YOU ARE DISGUSTING, YOU ARE A SUBHUMAN!
[/h1]
[h1]
I AM SMOKE, I AM SQUIDWARD, I AM A SAMURAI OF CORY, I AM TREVORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[/h1]
[h1]
NOW KYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[/h1]@BALDIgemmy: @Swatted: @melissa: @Chud:
[h1]
TERMITE YOU DISGRACE OF AN INDIAN! INSHALLAH MAY ALLAH HELP GUIDE YOU THROUGH THESE THOUGH TIMES THAT I KNOW YOU ARE VERY WELL ENDURING. IT IS BEST FOR YOU TO TAKE YOUR MEDS AND STOP SEETHING AND OBSESSING AND COPING OVER ME LIKE A RABID smelly person! YOU DISGRACE OF A HUMAN BEING! IF I CAN EVEN CALL YOU THAT! YOU BROWN-SKINNED spanish.
[/h1]
[h1]
YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST BORING AND IRRELEVANT SNCA NAMEGODS THAT HAS EVER LIVED! I CANT EVEN ACCUSE YOU OF ANYTHING ANYMORE GEG! BECAUSE YOU LEGIT HAVE BEEN ACCUSED FOR ALL OF THE ABOVE! YOUR MAIN ILLNESS OTHER THAN SEETHING OVER AN ONLINE SQUIDWARD IS PROJECTING YOUR FETISHES ON OTHERS! IT'S VERY WEIRD AND MUST STOP! MAY ALLAH GUIDE YOU!
[/h1]
[h1]
UNDERNEATH THAT BARCELONEAN SPANIARD INSECTOID MASK IS AN REPTILIAN LOOKING ROACH WITH AN UNGROOMED MUSTACH AND AN UNBRUSHED COILY PIECE OF MOP ON HIS HEAD THAT HE CALLS "LUXURIOUS HAIR". YOU ARE DISGUSTING, YOU ARE A SUBHUMAN!
[/h1]
[h1]
I AM SMOKE, I AM SQUIDWARD, I AM A SAMURAI OF CORY, I AM TREVORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[/h1]
[h1]
NOW KYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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avatar Olgol January 15, 2026; 20:33 - Reply
@trevor: SYBAU fash
avatar jacoffbson January 16, 2026; 01:10 - Reply
>Do you understand o algo?
avatar Nobody1 January 16, 2026; 01:11 - Reply
Gemmy
avatar BigYahu January 16, 2026; 01:30 - Reply
@trevor: Shut the fuck up attention whore
avatar Chud January 31, 2026; 08:21 - Reply
tr*vor done sharted up da whole section...
avatar Chud January 31, 2026; 08:22 - Reply
Also JoJo is gemmy and NOT ugly personslop fact
avatar Olgol January 31, 2026; 08:22 - Reply
@Chud: TSMT
avatar Thub January 31, 2026; 08:26 - Reply
@Chud: yeah!
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