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157068: aryan gun gunshot i_look_like_this nobody_looks_like_this subvariant:gapecat teeth variant:gapejak variant:mulletjak wholesome world's_shittiest_subvariant_award zoosadism
aryan gun gunshot i_look_like_this nobody_looks_like_this subvariant:gapecat teeth variant:gapejak variant:mulletjak wholesome world's_shittiest_subvariant_award zoosadism // 1111x1072 // 22.3KB

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avatar cutebooru - Reply
gapecat hating coal
avatar PinkStew - Reply
@cutebooru: Show feet
avatar Flute - Reply
@PinkStew:
>It's bait bro
avatar PinkStew - Reply
@Flute: Bait?
avatar PinkStew - Reply
@Chud: morostein log in
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: India e ea lahleha, o tlameha ho amohela likhau tsa rona.
avatar Flute - Reply
@PinkStew:
alarm arm bell claw covering_mouth distorted explosion glitch hand irl_audio jewish_nose kike newspaper oyyyyyyyyy paper phone subvariant:doctos transition trend:doctos variant:gapejak variant:soyak yelling
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: O koale Moindia ya mafura, rona basotho re hlotse
avatar PinkStew - Reply
@Chud:trevor log in
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: Maelana
157349: atom big_lips element lightbulb series:elemental_mutts shining tungsten variant:meximutt
atom big_lips element lightbulb series:elemental_mutts shining tungsten variant:meximutt // 800x765 // 51.4KB
avatar Flute - Reply
Tengo una idea o algo :bulb:
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
gem
avatar Admre - Reply
Tungsten... tung? Stein?
avatar Eyehurt - Reply
lightbrap
157258: aryan fpe_chink_pedo_nigger fpedo fundamental_paper_education miss_circle nas:merchant screenshot sleeping subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:terrence variant:alicia zarty zartycuck
aryan fpe_chink_pedo_nigger fpedo fundamental_paper_education miss_circle nas:merchant screenshot sleeping subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:terrence variant:alicia zarty zartycuck // 1280x805 // 110.6KB
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
eg
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
KEK
avatar MrObsessed - Reply
>(You)

Bruh
avatar Soyton - Reply
i just remembered I had sharty related dream recently too, it was about asking chat gpt about some xitter meme about how white children are bad, and it explained it, then I asked why only white ones, and it started talking like a typical racebaiter, about why noons are better, i was so confused how greedy persongpt became eugenical and typed that the only contribution noon babies had for its creation was mining cobalt
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
@Soyton: i had a dream where i became mod and destroyed all of pol
avatar Chud1 - Reply
GEG
157358: janny meta:actually_do_this_please mpa nate quote quote_(user) report that_one_fucking_picture_of_nate_being_a_smug_little_bastard toss variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak
janny meta:actually_do_this_please mpa nate quote quote_(user) report that_one_fucking_picture_of_nate_being_a_smug_little_bastard toss variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak // 3070x1925 // 459.2KB
avatar Flute - Reply
geg
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
do actually do this
avatar Chud1 - Reply
sharty ban speedrun
avatar Flute - Reply
I periodically send "you do it for free" reports
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
geg
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@Flute: Didnt know ernest khalimov was behind this account
avatar Tho420 - Reply
i do this
avatar Chud2 - Reply
this but unironically
143233: abbie_(fundamental_paper_education) arm foot full_body fundamental_paper_education glasses hand leg looking_at_you smile smirk smug soyjak stubble that_one_fucking_picture_of_nate_being_a_smug_little_bastard variant:soyak white_skin
abbie_(fundamental_paper_education) arm foot full_body fundamental_paper_education glasses hand leg looking_at_you smile smirk smug soyjak stubble that_one_fucking_picture_of_nate_being_a_smug_little_bastard variant:soyak white_skin // 600x1250 // 31.6KB
avatar Yohannen - Reply
Embedded 'P at
W = 523px
A = 1067px
>Jimbo: Where where where
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@Yohannen: Incomprehensible comment that affirmed my own gender by replying to mixelf
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Yohannen: projection
avatar Amnity - Reply
@Yohannen
EMBEDDED 'P IN (((YOU)))
=
avatar ingvaeonic - Reply
Gem
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
posted the "same" image award

i mean i can't tell the difference between this and >>143226

angry animated arm bloodshot_eyes crying dance full_body glasses hand large_eyebrows leg open_mouth selfish_little_fuck soyjak stubble template thick_eyebrows transparent_background variant:cryboy_soyjak
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
oh wait it was just a coloring fix
avatar 7Zip - Reply
I told them to delete the old one and they did but it came back i guess
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Abbie won, Miss Circle lost
avatar Eyehurt - Reply
stylish
33567: 442oons 5soyjaks angry beard brown_hair brown_skin closed_mouth coronavirus_pandemic cristiano_ronaldo ear football frown glasses holding_object holding_syringe lionel_messi mustache open_mouth smile smug soccer soyjak stubble syringe vaccine variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:nojak white_skin
442oons 5soyjaks angry beard brown_hair brown_skin closed_mouth coronavirus_pandemic cristiano_ronaldo ear football frown glasses holding_object holding_syringe lionel_messi mustache open_mouth smile smug soccer soyjak stubble syringe vaccine variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:nojak white_skin // 1024x576 // 920.5KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Marge gem
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@Chud: watch 442kino with us: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKCSFolt4mU
avatar Chud3 - Reply
*dies suddenly*
avatar Sectionalism - Reply
442Gem
avatar Chud4 - Reply
@Chud: 'p link don't click
avatar estrogenius - Reply
>CobstianoGemaldo

>timeless eternal gemerald, king of all 'jaks, not even a contest

>not based off any soyboy image or modern internet culture, still MOGS


>NojakMessoy

>B tier iron at best, only technically better in fitting the definition of a soyjak
avatar Chud5 - Reply
@estrogenius: Ev&oe xis name is Cristian Arrogantaldo sista
avatar Chud6 - Reply
*Cristiano
157364: animal brazil brazilian_chud_(user) cat chud green_glasses green_shirt grey_skin meta:namefags meta:self_insert sloptranwnbag_(namefag) subvariant:gapecat subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak
animal brazil brazilian_chud_(user) cat chud green_glasses green_shirt grey_skin meta:namefags meta:self_insert sloptranwnbag_(namefag) subvariant:gapecat subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:gapejak // 1024x970 // 13.7KB
avatar PinkStew - Reply
As Trevor would say: ZOOPHILE COAL or ZOOPHILE Brimstone or however the aspie says it
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@PinkStew: the aspie will says vantablack brimstone antimatter shalalalalalalal or however the nonsensebabble is
avatar chudslop - Reply
Nobaldi looks like this
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@chudslop:
my self insert does
avatar chudslop - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: your self insert looks like bananito noonlito
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@chudslop:
>bananito noonlito

we left italian brainrot at 2025
avatar Morostein - Reply
You look like trevor
avatar cutebooru - Reply
gem
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@cutebooru:
thanks cutebooru
157368: 2fort animal birds cat cat_ear clothes coffee day ear feline hat judge_(off) long_teeth small_eyes soldier_(tf2) soytopia subvariant:impish_meowjak sucre sucre_(user) team_fortress_2 teeth variant:impish_soyak_ears whiskers
2fort animal birds cat cat_ear clothes coffee day ear feline hat judge_(off) long_teeth small_eyes soldier_(tf2) soytopia subvariant:impish_meowjak sucre sucre_(user) team_fortress_2 teeth variant:impish_soyak_ears whiskers // 1406x849 // 1.3MB

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avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@jimbo: thats not cool jimbo why you called me a noon :(
avatar Flute - Reply
@jimbo:
No silly You forgot to embed this
barely_visible black_background black_skin ext=png jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) meta:look_closer meta:low_resolution meta:namefags nigger pedophile png realistic retard series:irl_soyjaks stealthjak subvariant:branigger updated vantablack variant:brandon
>
avatar jimbo - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE: sorry
avatar PinkStew - Reply
@jimbo: "noon" self hatred isn't cool jimbo
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@jimbo: Why are jimbo's pronouns pot/kettle now
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@jimbo: hi jimbo
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Flute: i forgot to embed flute? my bad.
@PinkStew: you are trans ferret
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Dunchenman: hi
avatar Chud - Reply
@jimbo: Change pfp
avatar Flute - Reply
@jimbo:
I don't remember wearing a niko cosplay though
156311: 10 adidas argentina beard clothes fifa football football_jersey hair lionel_messi mutt_lips number soccer subvariant:brazilmutt transparent_background variant:meximutt white_skin
10 adidas argentina beard clothes fifa football football_jersey hair lionel_messi mutt_lips number soccer subvariant:brazilmutt transparent_background variant:meximutt white_skin // 888x818 // 28.4KB

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avatar trevor - Reply
ain't even been 5 seconds and theres a mob of approvers trying to approve one post
avatar PibeCounter - Reply
The goat o algo asi
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
quickpooners clitty was racing to approve this gem
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@PibeCounter: >no boludo el es el dios del futbol o como sea
avatar trevor - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: GEG
avatar Coemskong - Reply
2 braps above trevor
avatar PibeCounter - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast:
No boludo es el dios del futbol o como sea
computer fat meta:low_resolution monochrome mouse_(computer) naked nas:gigachad obese side_profile
avatar Morostein - Reply
Gem
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
>que miras bobo
avatar Chud - Reply
>anto pajeame
152956: 2soyjaks blond blue_eyes christmas clothes flag:german_empire flag:ottoman_empire german_empire hand hat history hugging irl irl_photo new_year no_more_brother_wars ottoman_empire santa_hat smile subvariant:impish_ball trend:aryan turkaryan tvrkaryan variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:impish_soyak_ears
2soyjaks blond blue_eyes christmas clothes flag:german_empire flag:ottoman_empire german_empire hand hat history hugging irl irl_photo new_year no_more_brother_wars ottoman_empire santa_hat smile subvariant:impish_ball trend:aryan turkaryan tvrkaryan variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:impish_soyak_ears // 1850x2506 // 3.6MB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
CHIRSTMgemmy GEM
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Both like 'p btw
avatar Chud3 - Reply
very nice 'toss
avatar _73 - Reply
Wholesome gem
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
you forgot to make the turk black so it would be accurate
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: the comment above you is so vantablack it absorbs light around it, so much so in my screen that the turks are noons in mine
72805: meta:tagme variant:impish_soyak_ears
meta:tagme variant:impish_soyak_ears // 244x278 // 6.8KB
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
gemmy
156973: brown_skin jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) jimbrap jimbraphog meta:namefags oneshot oneshot_pedo_nigger oneshotfag pooneshit pooneshit_pedo simsimi variant:alicia vivo_endive
brown_skin jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) jimbrap jimbraphog meta:namefags oneshot oneshot_pedo_nigger oneshotfag pooneshit pooneshit_pedo simsimi variant:alicia vivo_endive // 512x512 // 111.8KB
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
never download the jimbo simsimi
avatar Coemskong - Reply
VLODgemmy?????
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
Jimbo New Year resolution
>goon to 'p twice a day instead of three

>stop sending dick pics to random pooners online (except during the weekend which he is still allowed too)

>use skin whitening cream

>stop running towards unexpected children (his heart can no longer handle his 600-lb)

>give some of your 'p hidden in your one shot steam folder to charity

>brap even more (he already sacrificed enough of his misdeeds, he deserves it)

we should all applaud Jimbo for this and hope he will follow through it.
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Too white
157369: ext=gif eyebrows glasses moustache nose open_mouth red_eyes reddit reddit_gold reddit_platinum soyjak stubble teeth variant:soydult wholesome
ext=gif eyebrows glasses moustache nose open_mouth red_eyes reddit reddit_gold reddit_platinum soyjak stubble teeth variant:soydult wholesome // 343x515 // 118.2KB
avatar PinkStew - Reply
Reddit Alarm
61203: argentina blood bloodshot_eyes brain brown_eyes brown_hair brown_skin butthurt calm chart coffee countrywar cracked_teeth cup eye_bags flag:argentina flag:uruguay fuming hell obsession open_mouth pink_skin pointing pointing_at_viewer schizo seething sip thought_bubble timeline uruguay variant:chudjak variant:feraljak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:nojak vein
argentina blood bloodshot_eyes brain brown_eyes brown_hair brown_skin butthurt calm chart coffee countrywar cracked_teeth cup eye_bags flag:argentina flag:uruguay fuming hell obsession open_mouth pink_skin pointing pointing_at_viewer schizo seething sip thought_bubble timeline uruguay variant:chudjak variant:feraljak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:nojak vein // 1000x550 // 229.5KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
obsessed
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Trvke
avatar Chud3 - Reply
literally the oposite but ok
78857: argentina argentina_national_football_team brown_skin fat football medal seething soccer spanish_text subvariant:blobson subvariant:hornyson subvariant:nucob trend:aryan unbothered uruguay variant:cobson wordswordswords world_cup
argentina argentina_national_football_team brown_skin fat football medal seething soccer spanish_text subvariant:blobson subvariant:hornyson subvariant:nucob trend:aryan unbothered uruguay variant:cobson wordswordswords world_cup // 1934x1672 // 716.3KB

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avatar Chud - Reply
brimstone
avatar Chud - Reply
Seething @rgengreedy person above me
avatar Chud - Reply
Gema
avatar Chud - Reply
Iron
avatar Chud - Reply
spanishhell raisinsidian stone
avatar Chud - Reply
^chadold
avatar Chud - Reply
vantablack
avatar Chud - Reply
^arsmelly personinian
avatar Chud - Reply
Esmeralda
avatar Chud - Reply
Gema que nos garantizara meterle 3 goles a Lamine Yamal este ano
22151: discord glasses open_mouth soyjak variant:nojak
discord glasses open_mouth soyjak variant:nojak // 600x600 // 7.1KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
root lost
avatar Chud2 - Reply
branch won
avatar Chud3 - Reply
twig tied
avatar Chud4 - Reply
stick no contest
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
jimbrap
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive:
>Calling pitch white things jimbrap

You're just not what you used to be anymore
147279: afa argentina blue_suit brown_skin chiqui_tapia football soccer transparent_background variant:meximutt white_shirt
afa argentina blue_suit brown_skin chiqui_tapia football soccer transparent_background variant:meximutt white_shirt // 800x765 // 118.1KB
avatar trevor - Reply
Pico
avatar melissa - Reply
who tf is this
avatar trevor - Reply
@melissa: refer to first comment
avatar Chud1 - Reply
trevor SO FAT, his weight is this post's id (in tons)
trevor SO FAT, when he played undertale, he flooded the underground by sharting himself and all the monsters ended up on the surface
trevor SO FAT, he spams the "^" key as a coping mechanism due to his inability to lift his arms up
trevor SO FAT, he uses the moon as a buttpulg
trevor SO FAT, he tried to impersonate Celtic IP but the concentrated grease from his 50 fatrolls along with the putrid raisin stench seeped out of the fake name. The comment also crushed all the comments below it flat.
trevor so STINKY, every wall he walks nearby starts cracking from the sheer smell of his unwashed ass.
FUN FACT: when trevor BRAPS, an entire singularity materializes because of how FAT he is.
avatar Chud2 - Reply
la T y la M
138155: brainlet champions_league city cristiano_ronaldo drool erling_haaland eyes_closed football haaland inter_miami kylian_mbappe lionel_messi madrid man_city manchester_city mbappe messi real_madrid ronaldo soccer subvariant:muscular_chud ucl variant:chudjak variant:feraljak
brainlet champions_league city cristiano_ronaldo drool erling_haaland eyes_closed football haaland inter_miami kylian_mbappe lionel_messi madrid man_city manchester_city mbappe messi real_madrid ronaldo soccer subvariant:muscular_chud ucl variant:chudjak variant:feraljak // 1170x554 // 360.8KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Mbrappe lost
avatar twojastara14 - Reply
only goycattle care about sports
avatar selfishlittlejakker - Reply
@twojastara14: redditor
avatar Chud2 - Reply
goyball
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
kiss yourself
avatar Chud3 - Reply
this is an arsenal website
avatar QuickSlaughter - Reply
incomprehensible
avatar Chud4 - Reply
@Chud: gooner ahhh ferret, london is blue btw
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